#binary boyfriends wtf

[poeticamethyst]

Kiaz is home 🥺❤️‍🩹

[cringefailkralie]

being a TRUE f*g hag means taking your gbf to the hospital after his toxic yaoi situationship breaks his arm

[ihatethebrits]

i’ve never posted on tumblr before, i feel like an old man tryna figure out how this works 😭

anyways these are so fun to make

[praisekoala]

I dont like todays society like we've come very far. dont get me wrong, but it's shaming everybody for everything. Dont wear dresses or feminine clothes if you're a boy that's gay. Youre non binary? Im not calling you by they them because i don't believe in that. You use she/they or he/him? That's stupid. Just be a girl or boy. Your bi? Just pick one. Your pan? Isn't that bi? You're too fat. You're too skinny. You're too masculine. you're too feminine. Ew your emo, hippie, be original, follow the crowd, be your self, you're so weird. You were raped? What did you wear? You're a man that can't happen to you. My wife is abusing me, your weak shes a girl you're a man. Put on some makeup, you look ugly. Why are you wearing so much makeup? You're a man dont wear makeup. You're nerodivergent? Just act normal. Just focus on the task. You're throwing a tantrum because they didn't have your order? That's pathetic and childish. You can't play or have fun. You're older than 10. You dont have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Virgin, incell. Your gay? You belong in hell, pray the gay away. Posting a video of yourself having fun? Kys, this is so cringe. You're a furry? Ew wtf you wanna fuck animals?

But atleast we dont burn people for being able to read am i right?

[dhiabackflips03]

Idk what else to post but uhh, here my Silent Nemesis Family Au (I dont have a name for them but whatcerrr. Ignore why Joe looked like hes dead)

I hate this so much wtf. But uhh whatver, heres long story short for all of them.

Thomas Flyswatter is known for the father of two sons, he is now currently at around 53 years old (IDK). He is gay (casual😭)

Gradient Joe is known for their mom, he's 49 years old. He's trans and pansexual, yet he's fine with people still using He/Him pronouns on him (also he got that femal organ below him). So thats why both of their sons in thid fucking damn world.

Their oldest son, Insectkiller Roit (or just Roit) is 18 years old now. He's a casual male who is Aroace (also an only son who doesn't have either bitches or lads). He is mature and can be rude when it comes to his younger brother (only when Rowan started it). [He's the another flyswatter with gradient black on the top right on their point of view and also a small bandage on his left side of cheek]

Lastly, the youngest child, Rowan Incline. He's only at 15, he's Bisexual and Grey Sexual. He is already taken by his Non-binary boyfriend (which my moot is the one who made him). Also he uses either He/Him pronouns or Zir/Zes pronouns, prefer to use He/Him. [He's the other dark blue gradient head with weirdly shaped eyes and a toxic/radioactive (idk) logo on his shirt, he also have a darker skin and some bruise like shit]

[sepiamestus]

HOW ABOUT some raydon hcs perhaps :] -world's most normal normalest guy

OUGH hiii skye this has been sitting in my drafts for *checks timestamp* EIGHT DAYS bc executives stopped functioning the day i got it so i saved it to come back to latee and then i. Forgor. But anyways ummm ummmm

I imagine the development of there relationship was Slow at first. Immovable object (Ray, who has harbored catholic levels of guilt since he was six years old and doesnt think he deserves affection from the people he hurt) vs unstoppable force (Don, who is obsessed with him)

Furthered by the fact that neither of these fuckers know how to talk ab their feelings. They spend months post escape being totally convinced the other hates them. Its like mutual pining but theyre both being hunted for sport so they dont really have time to talk it out

Don had years to stew over his crush on ray so hes (read: a little) more functional ab it. Ray, on the other hand, never really had time for crushes, and is hit with these very distressing newfound feelings like a ton of bricks and is an absolute disaster about it

The start of their relationship is pretty tentative, seeing as neither of them know wtf theyre doing, which leads to ice cream dates that consist of them staring at each other in silence for twenty consecutive minutes because theyre both waiting for the other to speak first

They both make up for their incompetence in verbal communication in different ways. Don is very tactile and shows affection via small bits of physical contact. Ray is more of an acts of service kind if guy, and likes to give Don random little gifts out of the blue

Once they get over the initial awkwardness tho, they are the clingiest motherfuckers alive. If they are not holding hands 24/7 they will cry and scream and wail

They are soooooo t4t omg. This is true

Don is very secure in his identity, whilst Ray is very new to the idea of messing with his gender (that one post thats like "im probably non binary but i have a job so idc ab that rn" except said job is trying to save your friends from being killed and eaten)

Don says stuff like "this is Ray, she's my boyfriend" as frequently as possible. Ray thinks this is hilarious

Gilda is their main supporter mostly because "oh my god ray you have to go out with him just so he'll shut the fuck up about you"

They ermmmm unmmm ummmm. Are cute 🥺

[pooklet]

Hey pooklet!!! How did you discover you're non-binary? Did your friends go well with it?

Hey anon!

Short answer: "Girl" never felt right to me, heard about nonbinary as a concept in my 20s on a random livejournal, exactly one of my close friends was cool about it and she's now my wife, lol.

Much, much longer answer under the cut.

I know it's a trope to say "I always felt wrong in my assigned gender" but in my case it's true. For me it was very confusing because I do like a lot of the femme stuff that kind of gets pushed at you when you're AFAB. Pink and dolls and dresses and long hair, stuff like that. But the idea that those things made me a "girl" just never sat right. I remember being like 13 and asking my first boyfriend "would you still like me if I wasn't a girl" and he was like "ew no" and it made me feel so deeply sad for reasons I couldn't quite explain. There were a lot of little instances like that, but that one really sticks out in my mind.

I first ran across the concept of being nonbinary on a livejournal community that I don't think had anything to do with gender? I don't remember where, it was some fandom or hobby thing. Like, I don't think it was this exactly, but it was something as silly as someone posting pictures of their BJD and being like "I decided this doll is nonbinary!" Something like that. And I was like wtf and immediately went down the rabbit hole. Which was much shorter like 12-13 years ago than it is today, but what I found made me go "oh shit, this is the thing, huh?"

Around that time, I was also starting to make more of an effort to get involved with Native American communities and studying the history of my specific nation (Oneida). I was raised by the white half of my family so it wasn't something I really got to experience growing up. And in doing so I learned about being Two-Spirit, and even though that's not how I identify per se (there's a lot of debate around exactly how you define being Two-Spirit and who has access to the label, etc.) it felt sort of like, idk, permission? Like, "this is part of my cultural heritage, it predates the gender binary, I'm allowed to not be a girl."

But it wasn't an all-at-once coming out sort of thing. I kinda floated it at the people closest to me, like "how would you feel if I wasn't a girl lol wouldn't that be crazy lol."

One of my two best friends at the time was very resistant to me not being a girl, us not being best girl friends, who had the sort of romantic-Victorian platonic-but-intense girl friendship. So we ended up having no friendship at all.

The person that I was dating at the time was outright hostile to the idea. Abusively hostile. And the thing about it was he (pronouns at the time, don't know if he's changed them, not going to look him up to find out) had also just come out as trans. He/him agender. And when I repeated that same question that I asked my 13-year-old boyfriend "would you still love me if I wasn't a girl?" His response was something to the tune of "I guess it's fine as long as you still have a girl's body." Which was a wild thing to hear from someone who was also AFAB. Weren't too long after that we broke up.

My other best friend @skulldilocks, maybe you've heard of her, she was my oasis. She never judged, she was curious and interested and so kind about it. The second I told her "I don't think I'm a girl" she was like "yeah, okay, you would know best" and that was it. She was one of maybe three people in my life (the other two being my cousins) that didn't tell me I was wrong or pushed back at all. She called me by my chosen name, used they/them pronouns, corrected herself when she got it wrong, and that was it. It was just, idk, easy. And it made me feel like maybe this wasn't some forbidden, shameful thing that I knew was true about myself, but I still couldn't tell anyone.

So I started to assert my gender and pronouns in online spaces. I was really clumsy about it at first, and my terrible experiences with the people that I had been closest to had me feeling very defensive, expecting a lot of pushback. Aaaand, I got it!

Some of it was definitely my own doing, like, getting upset with people who misgendered me out of confusion rather than active hostility, but there was a big faction that went right to work on the trolling. Most of it was contained on simsecret at first, with lots of secrets as well as huge threads of people saying that I was lying, calling me slurs, discussing my genitals, claiming to know me personally IRL and to have insider knowledge that I really was a girl and I was just doing all of this for attention.

And then it spilled over from simsecret to GoS, to my livejournal, to every part of the community that I engaged with. I went into lockdown mode. Deleted my livejournal, changed my email, turned off commenting or messaging where possible. I left the community completely for about a year and a half. I still played the game, still shared pics with @skulldilocks but I had no intention of returning.

But then stuff just kinda changed. It didn't have anything to do with me, it was just that more people were starting to identify outside the gender binary, so it stopped being so stigmatized in the community. Forums started cracking down on people being shitty about gender. And some very kind people sent messages to me through @skulldilocks saying that they hoped I came back some day. So I did. I still get the occasional hateful anon message but at this point there's literally nothing left that they can say to me that I haven't already heard a decade ago.

And there is definitely more kindness and love, now. Turns out if someone treats you like shit, you can just leave! Tell her to give you back your Sailor Moon manga and to never call you again! Kick him out of your house and take custody of the cats! Excise the assholes, curate your online space, don't get involved in bad faith "discussions" about parts of yourself that you know to be true. Who you are just ain't up for debate.

Also, if you find someone who is your oasis, who never presumes to know you better than you know yourself, who can answer the question “would you still love me if I wasn’t a girl” with an emphatic “fuck yes,” get your shit together, tell her you love her, and marry her. 10/10, highly recommend.

[bloodmoon24]

Hi, its me again (📼 anon) and I hope you don't mind if I vent a little since you seem the kind of person to talk to. My main topic on this vent is about abuse so just a heads-up as a trigger warning.

So I'm going to admit this to you: a while back before Helluva Boss was out, I was a HUGE Vivziepop hater--like, I use to hate on her nonstop and not to mention I would also interact with antis and "critics" and rant with them. However, I was young and stupid and, honestly, I don't remember why I even started to hate her--probably because I was one of those people who seem to join in groups without any second thought.

And then, HB came out--and so I decided to watch it. I watched episode after episode, and I did rant after rant about how much wrong each episode was and did "critques" on them (it was only just stupid shit--even nitpicking the little things and just doung overlooked dumbass rants). However, one thing about Helluva Boss antis/critiques just LOVE to bash about was Stolitz--though, for me, I started to love the ship itself. Though, in fear of me of not wanting to look like I was starting to like it, I pretended to hate it even though I was starting to make it my OTP.

But then, when the first episode of the second season came out, that was when I made an 180 about my views on the show--mostly cuz I was now being more mature and I was now starting to notice how none of these critiques made no sense and/or they were just dumb because these antis were just hating on vivienne for no reason other than she just existed. Yeah, I know, its terrible because it is; not to also mention that most of these antis/critics always made assumptions that made me go "woah, wtf???"

One of the things antis/critics made it clear was one thing: Stella is a victim and Stolas is not and he's a bad guy cuz he cheated on her + many other ""opinions"" as to why she's a "good guy". This made me cringe and VERY infuriating on my part. I, a bi/pan genderqueer guy, was in a toxic and abusive relationship with an ex-girlfriend of mine who was also like Stella (minus being British)--she would hit me, calls me harsh names and insults, and would also throw things at me. I was with her for a good three years, before I decided I had enough of her shit and I promptly dumped her and called the police (she's still in prison to this day since I wanted to press charges and took this to court with a ton of evidence I collected to prove that she did those things). I've been with my boyfriend (non-binary demiromantic gay guy) for two-and-a-half years now and he makes me more happier than what my ex had for me. Obviously, I still have trauma from her, but I'm still trying to work it out with my best friend who is a therapist to go through it.

Seeing how these people will defend Stella, who is an ABUSER, just boggles me because I'm a victim of abuse and antis/critics will be like "stolas abuses blitz cuz he uses him for sex!!" but at the same time they'll support Stella and praise her for when there is implement/reference to her abusing Stolas. Like, I get it to how ppl will say she's a victim as well cuz she was forced into marriage with Stolas--which I get it, no doubt. I am not denying that--but people seem to forget that, in forced marriages, there is that one "spouse" who is a horrible person and will abuse the other. My oldest cousin on my mother's side is a victim of forced marriage, and he was abused by his "wife" for five years until he gained his independence by the help of his friends (including myself) to help move out and divorce her. He's now openly gay, and getting married to his fiancé in late October of this year.

It grosses me out, because I know damn well Stella is not a victim and these people are so hypocritical when it comes to it. She's not a savior, she's not a hero, nor does she deserve praise. I know Stolas is not perfect, but neither is Blitz and that's TOTALLY okay since no relationship is built to perfectness--and it were, then that's just being toxic and unrealistic. And since then, I am now a huge fan of Vivziepop and I rightfully got merch of both shows.

So yeah, that's my vent. Sorry if you had to read this wall of text in your inbox, but I know you would understand on why I had to vent like this. I kinda accidentally doom-scrolled the "anti stolitz" tag and I came across a post of someone cheering on for stella on abusing Stolas (ew, yucky, gross). But yeah, tl;dr: was a huge anti, turned my life around and became a fan after seeing ppl defend Stella of abuse as some who was a victim of said abuse, and fuck stella defenders :)

First of all, thank you for venting. You look like you really needed it, and I appreciate it

Second of all, thank you for telling me. Haters just don’t know when to shut up about these kinds of things. For me, I just ignore their ranting and just enjoy both shows that Viv made. There was literally no reason to hate on her. I JUST WANNA ENJOY A SHOW ABOUT GAY DEMONS WITHOUT PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT

Third of all, Stella defenders are also idiots as well. To be honest, I thought Stella was a victim in the second episode, until we saw her again, and now I’m like, “Yup. Stella’s a bitch, and she can fuck off”

Fourth of all, I’m so sorry you had to went through that kind of stuff with your Stella (glad you broke it off with her. She just seems terrible), and found someone that actually cares and loves you. It just seems so sweet

Fifth of all, congratulations for your cousin

Sixth of all, I’m glad you turn things around for your point of view, and that just makes me happy

[tunawithsoysauce]

Stuff you might wanna know :3

about ~me~

Name: Finn/Todd Henriksson

Age: 13 (2011)

Swedish, third generation Finnish

Weird

Transboy

Bisexual

👆 the main stuff. Scroll for a bit more detailed bullshit.

▪︎I LOVE MUSIC!!! I go to a music highschool, my parents are musicians and I love singing and playing french horn. Fun thing, right!?

▪︎I'M TRANS (wow!) I'm transmasc, and have been as long as I can remember (I came out at eight, I believe?) And my pronouns are he/him! I'm a boy. Only boy.

▪︎I USUALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING (wha) I don't know what im doing. Most of the time. Id like to believe im kind and try to be good, but you know. It is what it is.

▪︎HAIR DYE AND ROCKS! (lmao what) i love dying my hair. And rocks. Not cool rocks. Just... rocks.

▪︎ART!!!! (YIPPIE !) I love drawing and writing and stuff like that. Very fun. Its like the only thing I do haha

▪︎NERD!!! (OFc) I love fixating on stuff. Which leads me to our next segment...

▪︎Interests (online)

The main ones AREEEE: *drumroll*

1. Doctor who! (My sister used to love it. She showed me it all and now im as big a nerd as she is.)

2. Sherlock holmes! (Or Sherlock & co. Both. Mostly just the novels. The BBC show if you make me.)

3. Good omens! Or Neil gaiman in general! (He's very cool)

Eeeeh otherwise im very obsessed with loads of stuffs. Just. Ask me if ive seen something, ill probably have.

Family!

▪︎Mum & dad! (My mum's mean sometimes. Not all the time. She can be good. She’s just... she has a diffrent way of loving.) (Dad! He's amazing. I love him.)

▪︎ main siblings! (I have two fully bio siblings. Otto, and Ruben. Otto is 6 and Ruben is 14. Otto is silly, my big brother is amazing. He's my true rolemodel :))

▪︎ half siblings (I DONT ACTUALLY CALL THEM HALF SIBLINGS)

A) -Anna!! She's the one im closest to. She’s the youngest (26) and has a cat and a fiancee (Jim.) Jim's cool. Very silly. He's also sort of a role model, for me. He's been in my life for all of it, I think? My sister had a boyfriend before that. He was very quiet. Anna is very nice and I love having sleepovers with her. She was also the one who introduced me to Doctor who!! We always have so much fun. She really likes the beatles. Don't know why I put that there. She just really likes them. Felt important.

B) Malin!! My middle big sister. She’s awesome, and She’s got a whole family. A husband (He's amazing and so so so smart i literally think he's so cool) which i think is very rad, and my neice !!! He's called Einar. He's 3. He calls me "uncle Todd" (AJSKSJJDKD)

C) My biggest brother Mattias. He's quiet, but also very awesome. His girlfriend is very nice too. She has green hairdye in her hair. :3)

▪︎FRIENDS!!!

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!

This includes:

1. Leija! We met in the beginning of fourth grade. She’s weird like me. And awesome. I love her.

2. Elsa!!! She's been my best friend all my life. Our mums know eachother. She’s kind and beautiful and always makes me happy.

3. Elvira!!! My mandatory lesbian friend. That's a joke. She’s cool. And very nice. She never speaks ill of anyone. She’s truly the kindest human ever.

4. Sofie!!! A non-binary chaos machine. I love them. They're always a joy to be around.

5. Max!!! My absolute best friend. He's amazing even though we barely met even a year ago. I visit him frequently.

5. Jack!!! (Love interest? Kind of dating?)

Side characters (wtf)

▪︎My therapist!! She's called Emma. Uh.

▪︎My father figure!!! Otto. Not to be confused with my little brother.

▪︎ My Swedish teacher!! I just think she's awesome. She’s also called Anna. Not to be confused with my sister.

▪︎ All my finnish friends! Jesus christ if I named all of the finnish blokes ive befriended id die typing.

▪︎ this random dude I met on reddit i haven't talked to for two months :D

▪︎Sofia!! A lady at my school. She’s awesome. She’s practically my step mum. She’s held me while I cried in the nurses office more than I can think.

▪︎ uhm

Hobbies!!

Mondays: french horn B)

Tuesdays: dancing!! (With Elvira:))

Wednesdays: orchestra!! (French horn)

Thursdays: TSS!! (A place you can hang out at)

Fridays: bugging my music teacher and playing drums with my bassist friend until I get kicked out!

School

As previously mentioned i go to a music school. We have music everyday. Its awesome.

I love swedish, music, art, english, french, and history.

I hate P.E, math, science and homeroom.

Bye :33

[on-poetry]

I’m genuinely unsure if most poets are queer or if I just mostly come across queer poets because I’m queer too. What do you think?

LOL this question made me chuckle

I think poets are by and large heterosexual but, per capita, there are definitely more queer poets than queers in the general population

Additionally, I think a lot of poets have learned from queerness and queer culture. My (straight poet) friend was telling me that, when she first started dating her (non-poet) boyfriend, she asked him if he wanted an open relationship, and he was like wtf?? No?? No one has ever asked me that before??? But it was so normalized for her in poetry spaces, including the straight ones, because poets have unlearned a lot of the social structures (heteronormativity, monogamy, gender roles and binaries, etc) that most non-queer people haven't

I also think that close attention to language can liberate you from the confines of heteronormativity. Once you deconstruct the seeming binaries of language, sex, gender, etc., and once you embrace the freedom and liberation inherent to poetry, you start to uncover new possibilities for your own life, even if it is a heterosexual one, a monogamous one, etc.

[storytimewithnova]

From Ignorance to Betrayal: Hinata's Journey

Introduction

Tendou Shoyo a bright Bubbly boy know as everybody sunshine Age 18 years old Gay/Non Binary 2nd year karasuno Sibling to Tendou Satori Relationship soon to be ex Daichi captain Of karasuno Childhood bestfriend yamaguchi and Tsukishima Kei Sugru Daishou Cousins Semi Eita Ushijima Kozume siblings Step brother Yuiji Terushima

Beep Beep Beep

“Ugh why do I set that blasted thing god for sakes alarm Well time to get ready for school let’s see what to wear today need to be looking cute but feeling like the bad bitch I am umm this cute but dangerous plus extra hight”

Once I double checked in the mirror and I felt the way I wanted I went downstairs to see my brother had made us breakfast “morning Sato-Ni-chan what did you make for breakfast today” “Morning baby brother are you dressed for school or a date also I made Your favourite so eat then I am taking you to school now get your stuff and let's go” Shoyo ran and got their stuff then ran to their brother's car.

Chapter 1 I turned up at my school said goodbye and thank you to my brother and went straight to the gym now I slightly regret showing up at the gym because I heard them talking Suga: “So he is officially off the team at least I'll be free of that brat if I hear him call me Mom one more time I will swing for him”

Kags: “hopefully so when are we kicking Hinata off the team”

Daichi: “Today as so as he shows up”

Yachi: “About time I don't think I can take one more stupid questions”

Tsukishima: you're meant to be his boyfriend and the rest of you are meant to be his friends

Daichi: “No I just used him for his body and we used him to beat Shiratorizawa

Luna:” Wtf you used my cousin like that you sick fucks”

Everyone: Cousin

Yams: I've been knew

Tsukishima: I've been knew

Luna: “Thanks Kei for keeping to yourself you to yams

Yams:”what are childhood best friends for

Shoyo Walked away and went to the principals office to ask for transfer papers he was transferring to his brothers school the next thing he had to do was call his brother and tell him everything that happened that he was gonna call his bestfriend Suguru see if you could come over

Chapter 2 Shoyo was upset and heartbroken his so-called friends would betray him like this so he calls his brother

In a phone call 📱 with tendou

Shoyo:📞Tendou I am leaving Karasuno and me and Daichi is over

Tendou:📞what happened

Shoyo:📞they were using me and Daichi Was just using my body

Tendou:📞the fuck what school are you transferring too

Shoyo:📞 I’m transferring to your school I'm going to be with you, Sato-Ni-Chan Eita-Ni and Ushi-Ni right now I am just waiting for Suguru

Tendou:📞okay go home I'll see you, late love you, little bro

Shoyo:📞love you too Daishou is here now I'm going to go now

Chapter 3

In the mixed team's group chat

Suga: hey guys have any of you see Hinata he didn't show up to practice

Luna: yeah I wonder why

Yams:^ Tsukki:^

Kawa: what happened to chibi chan

Luna: ask them

Ushi: what happened to Sho

Kenma: Cuz Calm down I am sure they are fine

Daishou forced his way into the chat

Kuroo: why is the snake here

Daisho: Because i am the one with Sho i am the one claiming them down all they keeps saying is they were used So who upset my Sho

Luna: it’s true Suguru-Ni karasuno was using them to beat their brothers team and daichi san was just using them for their body

Tendou: how is my brother is he okay Suguru

Daishou: does me sitting next to them in a hospital while they have a severe anxiety and panic attack count as being okay because that is currently what is happening with them and where we are

Kyio: karasuno you fucked up I hope you come to realise what you lost

Kawa: I second that you lost a sweet loving kid a genuine loyal friend and a literal ball of sun

Kita: now look where it’s got we should have your team disbanded

Luna: some of us stayed loyal to my cousin babe

Kita: who moonlight

Luna:Well besides me because family Kei yams childhood best friends The only ones under question is noya tanaka enno and asahi

Semi: thanks cuz for the info

Luna: always Eita-Ni

Daishou: Oh sho said they are moving to shiratorizawa to be with you guys I would like my baby sunshine to be with me but I know they would never leave their brother and cousins so I will pop by when I can right now I am staying because they are very emotional and Tendou you know how clingy they can get

Tendou: yep look after them

Ushi:I’m Happy to have my baby cuz come to our school and the best part is they can play any position we throw at them

Semi: they’re mainly a setter like me trained them myself the blocking you can guy who was the mentor there

Shira : and they could also be an ace which means Ushijima san they could take your position

Ushi: they are next in line to take it

Suga: You all keep call him they

Tsukki:Yes because shoyo is non binary they don’t gender themselves as male or female

Yachi:Is that why he cross dresses i said he was a weirdo

Kiyo:So misgender them its offencive crows put your manager on a leash

Everyone was absolutely disgusted by the way karasuno just carried on misgender Sho like it wasn’t a big deal

Luna:How my Cuz Su

Daishou: They cried themselves to sleep

Yams:Me and kei will be there later

Tsukki:Yeah i’ll bring the meatbuns

Daishou:Okay see you later

Chapter 4

Next thing all of Karasuno knew they Message from the teacher Takada sensei saying this

Me and coach Ukai heard everything that happened in the gym and we read everything here as of now karasuno are disbanded till they can prove themselves daichi you don’t have a say who gets kicked Ukai does pull that stunt again you will be stripped from your position do i make myself clear

The team:Yes sensei

Takada:Now before you start plotting revenge you are not to go near shoyo if I hear from one of the other coaches you have gone anywhere near shoyo then this team will be disbanded for good

The team:Yes sensei

Takada:And daishou was it tell shoyo to get better and we will miss seeing them around

The team:Wait you knew about shoyo being non binary and never told us

Takada:Its not my place now everyone offline and I mean everyone

Everyone: Hai

Chapter 5 Today Shoyo starts their new school with their brother and cousins they made sure to take Sho every class and made sure no one starts on them or they will be anwsering to the family Sho had a good day overall but they were looking forward to volleyball practice they watched the clock tick down the hours for volleyball Shot time skip to volleyball practice

Half said though suguru showed up at the gym and yelled “knock knock come to see how my baby is fitting in and settling” “Su I am fine I would be a lot more happy if these lot weren’t be on guard and act there ready to attack people like rabid attack dogs literally anyone tries to come near me to talk these idiots will start barking and Eita-Nii starts turning mother hen I thought I came to school to get away from that adverts I’ve got it here too”. Daishou was on the floor laughing his ass off at this point “sorry luv I’ve known your family from when we were kids I forget how Nutz they are at times” “I’m beginning to wonder if that was a compliment or a backhanded insult at me” “ it was a compliment babe I swear come on let’s play show me how good you got”

Like Sho daishou can play any Position so right now he is setting for sho to spike daishou sets the ball all falling toss and Sho darted gave it 100% the ball bounced off the wall and out the gym

“Wow babe was that your full power” “Yep I was at 100% but I think I can push past that” “Okay I‘ll set again show me I want to see a dent on the wall or the floor luv” “Bring it edgelord” “Edgelord should I feel flatter or insulted by that” “Both Suguru” “Yuiji-Nii you’re back how was your trip to Europe” “It was fine” “Your not allowed back are you” “Nope now set the ball for our Sho I can see him getting fidgety over there” “You going to tell me about it” “ were you going to tell me about Karasuno betraying sho and hurting them” “But look at them happy and they are more faster hang on Yo E set for Sho for a bit I am going to talk Yuiji” Semi worked with Sho because he knew they had a practice match against karasuno the next day

Chapter 6 Next day practice match Sho was starting out as a setter then they were making him switch as a junior Ace and take Ushijima spot while Sho and his family members were warming up Daishou quickly ran to them and said “Do your best out there love and make your old team look like idiots then dinner on me regardless weather you win or lose okay baby” “Okay thanks for the pep talk Suguru” “Love you baby have a good game” “Love you Su and I will”

Match start the captains greeted each other and it was karasuno up to serve which worked for Shiratorizawa Tendou received and passed it to his little brother who set it to ushijima who slammed it down Kageyama said “your a setter since when” “Didn’t you hear us say my brother can play any position that includes setter” Goshiki served noya received it went straight to Sho who did a setter dump right under kageyamas nose after making it look like he was going to set to Tendou and got salt boy out the way in the end shiratorizawa won the set it was time for Sho to switch position and ushijima went off not before saying “kick their asses out there Cousin” semi came in as the setter and the match started again karasuno served they thought Sho was still the setter Sho recieved and sent it semi sent it back to sho who used 100% power and they didn’t see the Ball coming or going “ what the hell was that” Asked Daichi “ we’re we holding him back this whole time” asked noya

“Finally someone gets it’s done you shouldn’t of sent it to my brother what you thought he was still playing setter no ushijima walked off they are their cousin’s junior ace that’s what they are playing wish you still had them don’t”

Daichi thoughts 💭 how does them know we still want them but we fucked up

In the end Shiratorizawa won straight sets

Daishou ran to Sho and kissed him “great job Hunny”

“Daichi: “that’s my boyfriend you’re kissing

Sho: no I’m not not anymore right here right now I am officially ending us I couldn’t end us in the karasuno group chat because someone kicked me out Babe let’s go after dinner want to study with me I can help you with math

Daishou: sure hunny and for the record daichi how can Sho be your boyfriend when they don’t have a gender stop trying to claim and label my life partner glady to see you have come to your senses babe

Sho: mum and dad are right we have to get married our business depends on it any way dinner and homework

Kageyama: when did you become smart Boke

Tsukki: always they always been smart when they were in karasuno you know their grades were 100% right

Kageyama: so why did he get held back that practice match

Yams: some bitch was trying to start something she was about to clam r@pe if me and Tsukki told the teacher that Sho do go for girls their gay and stop Misgendering them

Chapter 7

Teru:Also Suguru Sho is right you two need to get married the fate of all our businesses rest on you two

“Then I guess I should to this properly hun give me your ring our parents gave you” Shoyo handed over the ring he kept on a chain around his neck and Daishou got on one knee and said “ Tendou Shoyo will you be my life partner and marry me”

“Baka Suguru Baka of course at least I am marrying for love as well as business reasons”

“But your a first year” kageyama said “I thought setters were meant to be observant I am a second year kid I am coming up for my 3rd year your a 1st year me tsukki and yams will be in our final year” “the joys of being older shrimpy anyway don’t you have a homework and dinner date with your husband to be” “shit you right Su babe let’s go I’ll help you in your weak subjects” “It helps having a smart partner as a personal tutor” “For that smart mouth comment should I really help you”

Chapter 8 After the match Karasuno went home sour but also regretful they really did screw up daichi felt like he lost a part of him why did he have to say he was only using Hinata for his body daichi walked into the gym “anyone else feel disgusted and disappointed in themselves” everyone said yes daichi said “I feel revolted by myself and what I said”Kiyoko walked in and said you all woke up to yourselves and how disgusting you are glad Sho is away from this toxic team because of your behaviour you have given karasuno a foul name in other prefectures other teams don’t want to know you if that’s the way the crows treat teammates” “So you are saying we messed up that bad other teams don’t want to know us we are back to square one what if we make it up to sho” how do you plan to make it up to them you find every way to lower their self esteem and misgender them” “I don’t know maybe if we learn more about Non binary so we can avoid making the same mistake for future players joining the team

Chapter 9 Today was a weekend so Daishou decided he would take Sho out on a Date he had a rough idea what he wanted to do so he set some clothes out for sho and left a note

Hey baby i left you this outfit and breakfast I am taking you out of a this is the location just punch it into your phone GPS and I’ll see you there love your Sugu

He went down stairs and made sho some heart shaped pancakes and then left for the location Sho started to wake up he was hoping to get a hug but the bed felt cold he woke up completely and saw the outfit suguru picked out

Which was leggings one oh Daishou’s hoodies and and trainers he read the note and then ran downstairs to indeed find breakfast he then put in the coordinates daishou left him and took the car his brother gave him on his sweet 16

I drove to the location and found myself outside the gates of an amusement park I got out the car and went to find Suguru Before I could walk anymore I felt two sting hands wrap around me and a pair of lips on my neck “hey baby we have the whole park more or less to ourselves so today I am going to spoil you and treat you like a queen”

They had a great time and Suguru said “Sho I want to start planning our wedding but I want you to have a say and Unless you still have your future plans journal where you planned out how to want your future including your future wedding “

“Of course I still have it that journal was the biggest part of our childhood”

Chapter 10 I went to get my journal when I got home and we went though it “Su remember this one I said I was gonna get a horse and make it look a my little pony”

“And you did get a pony load knows you tried as well omg I just saw the next page I remember that Christ”

Sho turned over and there was plans for barbies wedding to action man “enlighten me why we planned a fucking dolls wedding” “I believe your exact words were I am practicing for our wedding” while going though the journal sho got a message from their old GC

The crows —their sunshine

Daichi: Shoyo please come back to us

Noya: we are sorry kohai

Tsukki: shrimp come back we were out of order

Back with daishou and Sho

Sho: are we going to let my siblings tell them I’ve graduated already or let them beg a little more

Daishou: baby you’re evil

Sho: now tell me something I don’t know I’ll text my brothers

Sho text Tendou and Teru and they said they were on it and asked how the wedding planning was going which he said it is great but they are think private just family no fuss

Chapter 11 In the main group chat karasuno thought they would ask Sho there to come back to them yeah they really don’t know the meaning of the word quit

Noya: Shoyo please we need you

Kags: Boke please come back I need you

Akaashi: oya

Bokuto: oya oya

Kuroo: oya oya oya

Tendou: leave my brother alone crows

Teru: our brother ten

Kenma: whose gonna tell them

Semi: let sho do it i want the 🍵

Suna: someone say tea 🍵

Back with daishou and Sho:

Babe my phone is blowing up mine to let see Sho baby it’s your team

Sho is online

Daishou is online

Sho: hey brothers cousins

The fam: hey Sho

Suga: my baby we want you back

Sho: pfft no can do

Kags: whys that Boke

Sho: Eita Nii do want to tell them

Semi: let your brother do it cuz I want to see how they react

Tendou: Bet my baby brother graduated already with honours and is currently planning a wedding before him and Daishou start college in the USA he would of gaduated with honours from karasuno but you lot had to chase him out

EVERYONE-the family:what ?!

Sho: yep and I am not planning a wedding it is just a privately cermoney with close friends and family right hun

Daishou: that’s right my baby sunflower also babes I’m ordering take out tonight as nither of us feel like cooking what do you want

Sho : you

Daishou: lovely thought hun I’m not on the menu should I just get our usual Katsudon

Kags: so wait how does a Boke like you graduate with honours

Teru: I am gonna smack a bitch in a minute listen here you little shit they aren’t dumb Kiyoko can confirm this but when they were at karasuno there were a top student

Kiyoko: it is true they use to help yachi study they was the smartest in the school

Sho: 😆 leaving a traitor school best thing I did I graduated I am getting married then going to the same college as my husband

Daishou: while also signing up and playing for MSBY black jackels and the Japan International team while also signing up for a team in argentina for 2 years

she : yep very true so Atsumu Bokuto and sakusa I will be on the MSBY with you and Yaku and suna are the only names I've been given but I will be on the Japan International team with you and Oikawa I will be on the Argentina team with you

All names mentioned: works for us

Daishou: And wherever Sho goes I go so yeah I will be going with them to Argentina

Kenma:see what you could of had karasuno expect you lost them when they went to my cousins school and faired a lot better

Suga: we were holding them back

Kuroo: seems like it look at chibi chan now okay I don’t approve on who they are marrying but you can’t stop the childhood best friend trope

Bokuto: like me and Akashi and you and Kenma it’s like a curse but the best curse

Chapter 12

Karasuno after reading everything agreed they were holding Sho back and decided to give up Kageyama moved on he figured that Sho was happy and all he was doing was causing heartache not just for himself but Sho as well and as for sho he is currently in America with their husband in college studying as well as preparing for Argentina along with their husband because wherever Sho goes Suguru goes The time had come for Sho to fly to Argentina and they are going to be their for 2-3 years while they was there they earned the name Ninja Sho and will be representing Japan with Kawa in the Olympics after that after that they Joined MSBY and the Japan international team and was slowly ready to settle down and start a family he finally got his life together and he also know as best and number one decoy in Japan and what happened to karasuno they disbanded to avoid anything happening like this again.

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

320 of 2023

Which member of Metallica is your favorite? (Current or past)

I don’t really care about Metallica, I like only two or three songs of them anyway.

Grateful Dead: awesome or dumb?

I don’t even know what it is.

Any forums you enjoy?

Yes, there’s one forum I’ve been on in years, and it’s the only forum I really exist on.

Tweet much?

No, I hate Twitter.

Got any overdue library books at the moment?

I prefer to buy books instead of borrowing them.

Did you read Goosebumps as a kid?

I don’t think so.

Are you psyched for WoW: Cataclysm?

I don’t play video games.

What’s the best Zelda game to start with?

I couldn’t care less.

Final Fantasy games or Kingdom Hearts games? Or both? Or neither?

Neither, omg. What’s with these gaming questions?

If you had a Death Note, would you use it?

No.

Have you ever cosplayed? If so, who?

No, I haven’t.

Is “emo” necessarily a negative thing?

It’s not, but it’s not my cup of tea either.

Do you prefer to be called a nerd or a geek? Or neither? Or you don’t care?

I don’t care, I’m a bit of both anyway.

Do you have to pay rent/bills?

We split bills and my husband is the one to pay the rent and car expenses, I pay the media and food.

Do you usually pay for stuff with cash, check or card?

Card. I rarely use cash, only if necessary, and I don’t think I’ve ever written a check in my life.

Don’t ATM fees piss you off?

We don’t pay fees in Belgium. This country fucks us for money much enough already.

Is riding horses something we shouldn’t do anymore?

Ask people in Oostduinkerke, they even go fishing on horses.

Do you know anyone who never learned to ride a bike?

Yeah, my mum. She has some kind of balance disorder.

Have you ever been in a helicopter?

No, I haven’t.

What do you think about giant pandas?

They exist, it’s cool.

Do you want a cat or a dog more?

I wouldn’t mind having a German or Belgian shepherd dog, but I’m much more of a cat person and I even have two cats.

Are you afraid of bugs?

No, they annoy me.

Ever seen a kinkajou in real life?

I habven’t heard this name before.

Do you know anybody with dentures? Who?

Yeah, again my mum. Also my husband and Melanie, but she has lost her teeth in an accident.

Do you have any idea how to build an igloo?

I have absolutely no idea how to build it.

Have you ever read a National Geographic magazine?

No, but I know they existed.

What is the most popular tourist attraction where you live?

Historium, and the whole city centre. UNESCO list, you know.

Could you (willingly) go ten days without touching a computer?

Yeah, I’ve done that before.

Are you someone who puts a decent amount of emojis in their texts?

Yeah, I always put them.

Have you ever been crowned king or queen at a school dance?

School dance?? wtf.

What was the last music you listened to?

Djent, I guess.

When was the last time you had a sore throat?

I do now, it’s been a month already.

Do you know anyone whose gender is non-binary?

Yes, quite a few people, but mostly online.

If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?

Honestly, I don’t know. He’s still one of my best friend and I still consider hhim attractive, so.

What are your parents views on your relationships?

They had a hard time accepting that their son likes other guys, but eventually they got over it.

If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years, would you marry them?

I’m married lol.

Is your best friend dating anyone?

Which one? I have more than one. Most of my friends is married anyway.

Would you rather have sex with your boyfriend or break up?

Have sex, although it’d be only for his benefit.

Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?

I don’t even have Facebook.

Ever called someone a slut?

No. I don’t care what others do with their lives.

Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?

I don’t have Facebook, it’s lame.

Would you ever wear flare jeans?

Nope. Neither skinny jeans, by the way.

Do you text in class?

I don’t.

Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?

I use my photoediting skills for my photography account on Instagram.

What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?

Nothing. I don’t cry.

How kinky are you?

Not at all. I’m a boring dude.

Can you change oil in a car?

Yes, I can.

Do you wear a bath robe?

I don’t.

Black olives or green olives?

No olives, ew.

Are rollercoasters scary or thrilling to you?

Scary.

Can you do a cart wheel?

Not anymore. My left arm is weaker.

Do you ever find things annoying if too many people like it?

No, I don’t care who likes what.

Which do you like better: cacti, palm trees, or maple trees?

Maple trees.

What type of tree do you see most of where you live?

Linden trees, chestnut trees, maple trees.

Have you ever seen fireflies?

I can’t recall.

Have you ever picked out a song to listen to on a juke box?

No, are they even still a thing?

When’s the last time you were genuinely freaked out?

Today. I lost my wedding ring somewhere and I can’t find it.

Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?

Yes, and I almost died for real. I suffered a brain haemorrhage that day.

Animal you like to watch but sort of creeps you out?

...what?

Whose name might you have tattooed on your body?

No one’s. Maybe my sister’s, if I had to choose, but I don’t like the idea of tattooing names.

Who might you send a selfie to?

My husband or my sister, or Nielsje, because they know what I look like. Not like I enjoy taking selfies lol.

Ever had a friend online for a long time without seeing a photo of them?

Yes, I’ve had one like that. It was when I was younger, and now I’m wary of online friendship.

Do you check the weather forecast regularly?

Yeah, but still I don’t dress properly.

Did you go to AM or PM kindergarten?

Mornnongs to afternoons, like everyone here.

Have you ever given birth?

I’m a dude, I don’t think it’s biologically possible.

Is your mom mentally stable?

Nope, far from it.

Did you start listening to more Michael Jackson after his death?

No. I always liked a couple of his songs, but I didn’t immediately become his fan after he died.

What song reminds you of your best friend?

Juno by Tesseract.

What was the last kind of snake you saw?

I don’t remember seeing a snake in person, but I’ve seen many slowworms in my life, and they don’t count as they’re lizards, not snakes.

Do you think you’d make a good parent?

Nah, I’d rather make a cool uncle.

What’s something most people don’t know about you?

That I have epilepsy. They don’t know because I take medication to prevent seizures, but my family and direct workmates have to know so they can help me if needed.

Could you seriously have sex using a colored condom?

Yep. Who cares about such things anyway.

What’s your least favorite flavor of candy?

Strawberry and cherry, which is weird because I love fresh strawberries and cherries.

How has your health been lately?

Better. I had to stay in the hospital for two days in February, because they messed up with my meds, but since readjustment, I’m doing okay. I just have to remember that my disorder is incurable and I can only block the symptoms with medication.

Your significant other or crush, do they align with any label?

What kind of label? My husband is likely aromantic bisexual, for example. I have a friend who is FtM trans man. I’m a homo-oriented quoiromantic ace myself. So it depends what this question is really about.

What shaped you most in your life as a person?

I think that brain incident and being diagnosed with some chronic, incurable disorders. I just felt like I have to reevaluate my life.

Have you made any life-altering decisions lately?

No, earlier on.

Do you think the last person you texted is a virgin? (You don’t have to tell us who the person is, just say yes or no.)

My husband and no, he had someone before me.

Do you miss anyone? If so, tell me about this person you miss.

I miss my parents, my sister, Nielsje and these two guys I know. I miss my friend who used to call me “his little brother”. Each in different way.

The last time you washed your hair, did you use conditioner?

I don’t use conditioners at all. I guess I’m not the metrosexual type of a guy.

When was the last time you visited the doctor?

February, if you count the ER in the hospital.

When did you last see or speak to someone you dislike? Why do you dislike this person?

I saw that most disliked coworker of ours last Thursday, and I dislike him because he apparently does everything to be far from likeable.

Can you remember the last time you felt emotional? What was the reason?

Last Thursday I heard one of our coworkers passed away suddenly.

Do you call your partner “baby?"

Nope, we both dislike such names.

Does your washer make a lot of noise?

What washer? I don’t have a dishwasher.

Does the last person you spoke to have any siblings?

Yeah, my dad has a brother and sister.

Does your best friend ever wear fake nails?

No, my best friends are guys.

What’s the last thing you searched on google?

One famous local actor, more specifically his age.

Have you ever seen the last person you hugged naked?

Yes, he’s my husband after all.

Do you have any limits on who you drink/eat after?

Wut?

Have you ever jumped on a trampoline in the ice?

No, why would I?

[agayobsessedwithmurder]

im currently hyper fixationing on demetri and eli😟😟 i need help seriously i fixate on so many Fucking things i need help. i read a lot of demetri x eli fanfics on ao3 and i have a doctors appointment which makes me leave at 9:30 and its currently 5:49 am.

help <3

[indecisive-behaviors]

“Hey, I’m Robby and this is my dad Johnny and his boyfriend Daniel who’s also kinda my stepdad and his wife Amanda and their daughter Sam who is my girlfriend, and this is my boyfriend Miguel who is also her boyfriend, and Miguel’s other girlfriend Tory and her girlfriend Aisha. Oh and those are our friend’s Hawk and Demetri who we’re pretty sure are dating but haven’t said anything yet.”

[pangzi]

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.  

tagged by @forerussake, thank you for tagging me and making me expose my embarrassing amount of wips... I’ll put them under a cut as well because I have way too many dmbj wips... I’m starting with the non-dmbj ones and then we’ll dive into the mountain that is dmbj wips...

tagging: @hils79, @s1utspeare, @ohyka (tell me about your art wips i’m begging), @ibenholt, @phantomhydeoftheopera, @river-sludge, @englishbunnyrocks, @qinghe-s everyone who sees this, yes you!

Chastitea - a Nielan fic for my dearly beloved Celeste.

Seducing Chifeng-zun - Nielan

The struggles of lusting after your fake boyfriend - a Weilan fic I started writing exactly two years ago (wtf) with hobo, it’s at +30k and so nearly done. I’ve always wanted to finish it but dmbj possessed me.

Zhao Yunlan: Ace Detective. There’s Room For Two Aces In This Department. - Ace Weilan AU based on a book I read.

this man is pathetic, which is very hot part 2 - heihua, sequel to my heihua fic with the same name

t4t pangxie - something i wanted to write for the last day of pangzi birthday week but never got to it bc i got burned out and discouraged... in which i project all my transmasc non-binary experiences onto pangzi.

3 times Xiaoge got himself off + 1 time he let pangzi help - ace!xiaoge my beloved finding relief and comfort around pangzi and pangzi being very good and lovely and accepting about it.

“mirf’s panghua week” aka me attempting to spread the my panghua and pangzi polycule agenda as i post a 7 chaptered fic in a week

5 + 1 Kan Jian - this one would be for my beloved ohyka. Kan Jian gets to be the horny bastard he is as he casually sleeps around and the one time it isn’t casual

Blowing off steam - Zhang Rishan/Xie Yuchen

Mouthful - Pangxie smut

Love Languages - simple ways in which Pangzi’s partners show him he’s loved (currently this is 5 fics under one title)

Wu Xie’s Best Man Pangzi - pangpiaoxie

Fridge Gremlin Xiaoge - Iron Triangle

Attention, please - Pangxie

The sunlight on your skin - Pangxie

In your bed - Pangxie (smut)

Happy Ending - Heihua (smut)

In a heartbeat - Pangxie

Bed wrestling - Pangxie

All you have to do is ask - fuba (smut)

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid - Pangsang

“do you have the cure?” - pingpang (you know the scene in tlt2, but pangzi panics a bit at the possibilty of xiaoge flirting with him)

pangzi’s story about xiaoge in a dress in tlt2 - pingpang

mmmmmm people flirting with xiaoge? in front of pangzi’s salad? - pingpang

Pangzi turns the iron triangle into a line (this one will make many people mad probably oop)

Two guys making out in a hot tub because they don’t like each other - heihua

xie yuchen grabs ass - heihua

tlt2.2 is NOT REAL - iron triangle

useless bottom wu xie fails to prove he’s not a pillow princess - pangxie

5 times wu xie convinced himself his actions were completely straight + 1 time he realized there’s nothing straight about him - pangxie

Wu Xie is confident in seducing Pangzi yet doesn’t expect to succeed - pangxie

You’ve waited long enough Pangzi! Stop rejecting him! - pangxie

Erjing’s revenge, but better - Panzi/Erjing

Jia Kezi’s stamina - Li Jiale/Jia Kezi (smut)

divide (ershu's legs) and conquer (put a baby in him to take over the bloodline) - Jingbai

You’re never too much and always enough - Iron Triangle (Pangzi is loved)

who needs prompts, xiaoge takes merpangzi’s dicks - another late merpangzi fic pingpang week

Where he belongs (Merpangzi’s arms) - another late merpangzi for pingpang week

Suddenly Seventeen - Pangxie

Wu Xie is incredibly inconvenienced (they ran out of his favourite tea) - pangxie

hey it ended up less than I expected! which means i did a good job a while ago weeding out everything i don’t actually want to write anymore

[beameized]

tbh I don't get why people are grilled for shipping m/f ships cuz it's not m/m or f/f like they're the spanish inquisition.... like you want to oust bigots from fandom??? well do I got news for you !!! the key isn't to ship m/m or f/f ships only. That'll unjustly lump queer people shipping m/f (presenting ships) with them.

If your goal is to truly oust bigots, then interpret m/f (presenting) ships in the gayest queerest way you can muster like

- yeah she's pan and so is he

- they're non-binary and he's femme while she's butch

- she/they x he/they

- transhet relationships

- wdym she's part of his girl harem collection? they are obviously in a polyamorous relationship and are both bi can't you see she also has a girlfriend and I can't believe you totally missed his boyfriend

- ofc I very much agree that this married couple don't have an ounce of romantic chemistry. They are obviously in a queer platonic relationship and it's the reason why they're married

- huh? this man who hasn't felt attraction feels attracted when they met her? wtf is "the one?" he's gray-ace ! that's what he is

- she feels like finding a crush is hard and later realizes they might be in love with her childhood friend whom she's known all their life?? that's a demi right there folks!

Literally, there are so much more possibilities out there. (feel free to add more if you've got some and keep the spirit going cuz I know I haven't added enough).

This'll get bigots ousted faster than attacking m/f shippers ever will. m/f shippers who are queer or allies are gonna take a look and see if it's their thing or nah then move on. But bigots are absolutely gonna hate this more than m/m and f/f ships and you'll for sure know who they are faster than lightning