#billy survives

[wastedskins]

Resident Evil 0, 2002

[a-timely-problem]

Lillia: "Oh this coven is incredibly queer"

Billy, who's still trying to figure out how old she really is: "...as in like, strange?"

Lillia, deadpan stare: "You're a twink, Agatha and Rio just went off to hate fuck in the woods and I'm pretty sure that Alice has accidentally proposed to Jen at least three times, so you tell me what I mean, Teenager"

[glitter-stained]

Imma need to read about street kids Jason and Billy meeting because these two are on opposite ends of the homeless twelve years old spectrum and by that I mean I can't believe Jason was the one who got accidentally trafficked*:

Jason: *successfully steals 3/4 tires of the batmobile, says "who says I took'em" and "try and catch me you big boob", hits Batman with a tire iron, successfully escapes capture for a couple of blocks, really makes him work for it.*

Billy: *is accosted by a stranger in a turncoat at night asking him what he's doing here*: "I am homeless and I have no money so I sleep in the subway because it is warm." /The stranger: "follow me."/ Billy: *immediately fucking does.*

Like, if I were Shazam I too would be giving Billy godlike abilities, because with these preservation instincts that looks like about the only way this kid is gonna live through the winter.

*I'm talking about Ma'gunn, pretty sure that counts as child trafficking.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 134

One of the young justice members is complaining about how their parents or mentors benched them after getting injured. 

And Marvel snorting and saying that that reminds him of Phantom. And of course, the YJ crew, ask who that is. 

“Oh Phantoms my big brother, pops never really understood our human halves or limits so…” and he just shrugs like he didn’t just drop Lore. And the teens smell blood in the water, they want to know more. 

[cerealboxlore]

Billy Batson and child safety laws

I'm finally free from my studies for a little bit so I immediately brain-rotted about Billy Batson. I kept thinking back on the Fawcett Freeze and how he and a lot of other people were trapped in the past (I HC the entire town), so when introduced to the modern day world, there would be some confusion.

Not about technology, medicine, or any of that important junk.

But about the kids of that era in the modern world, being so confused about why they can't play their dangerous games anymore. They don't think there's anything wrong about the way they play, but any person from the modern age can see that there's a group of Fawcett kids playing "toss the brick in the air" and complaining that their metal playgrounds got taken away.

Billy: What do you mean we can't play in the streets anymore? Running from the speeding cars were the best part! Average adult: It's not safe! Oh my god that's just plain dangerous, you know!

Billy: Ah, kids these days. Look, sometimes some of us got bruises from having fun, and sometimes we'd get black eyes when we played Duck Duck Goose, but we were fine. No need to worry about it too much, sir.

Average Adult, shocked: H-how do you get a black eye from playing Duck Duck Goose?! How did Fawcett's kids even survive recess back then?

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Billy likes biting, he likes it a lot, he always did:

When Stu needs braces after the TV incident, the biting became even better. Not only was the teeth digging into his skin, leaving indents and bruises, but so was the metal itself. It left cooler marks and it hurt more. God, Billy likes biting so much more now that Stu has braces

[hersterical]

Love how on one hand you have Billy who’s having a whole existential crisis over indirectly, killing 1-3 people (depending on how you count it) on accident and on the other you have Kate who is straight up killing Tracksuit Mafia goons left and right without so much as batting an eye

[axxiomn]

we can all blame @atitanbitch and @kikiteaa for this one

Sometimes you die with your bf and sometimes you get to live without him.

Finished this in one day but the idea had been left to rot since …. April…?

I don’t know

i’m bad at comics so I just made three drawings and slapped some text on it.

[harringroveera]

Steve: He is trying!

[lost-on-t-umblr]

When Rio shows up as Death, she's holding a knife in one hand, a flower in the other. They probably represent death and life, respectively. And you know what Rio offered and Agatha took? A flower. You know what Rio was playing with when Billy's life was spared? A flower.

[predictablesloth]

AAA meme dump, because I remembered I have free will

[avalonlights]

No strings attached. 🎵 | For @harringrovelovefest Day 1

Steve "The Hair" Harrington, heartthrob King of Late Night, is in a ratings slump and an all time personal low after his highly publicized break-up with glamorous hard-hitting reporter Nancy Wheeler. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, the only guest he can't stand, glam rock revivalist and obnoxious playboy Billy Hargrove, spikes his ratings after their "rivalry" goes viral. Will either of their careers survive another fiery interview?

[born-in-neverland03]

So we know Rio isn't able to kill Agatha.

And we know Agatha can't steal Rio's powers otherwise she would die.

So what if Rio just wants to collect her bodies and to get Billy because he cheated death. And it comes to a fight scene where Rio attacks Billy but Agatha goes right in between to protect Billy. She would start to absorb Rio's power (or her body would try). So Rio didn't actually want to kill her in that moment. Somehow she's able to stop it but it's already to late and Agatha breaks down and it ends with the kiss of death.

[whogirl42]

Guys just realised!!!!! The car accident with 3 passengers next to Eastview that Agatha was "investigating" in episode 1???

WILLIAM KAPLAN AND HIS PARENTS

[takashimakato]

Scene 118

“Scene From Hell”: The grueling finale, nicknamed Scene 118, took 21 nights to shoot. Crew members commemorated their endurance with “I Survived Scene 118” t-shirts

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Anyways. Don’t think about how Lilia put the sigil on William, not Billy. She knew his body was going to be stolen by a witch and wanted to prevent that from happening. She didn’t know he would die. She didn’t know that the witch who would steal his body was just a scared little boy who just wanted to survive so he took the first empty vessel he found.

Don’t think about how Lilia is going to feel or react when she realizes she failed.

Don’t think about how the sigil still worked on Billy, and maybe that means William is still in there somewhere.