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BILLIE EILISH - bios || hit me hard and soft (2)
can you open up the door?
did you take my love away from me?
i dont know why i called, i dont know you at all
i want you to stay till im in the grave
if im turning blue, please dont save me
i knew you in another life
#blue#billie eilish#.txt#bios#messy bios#random bios#hmhas#hit me hard and soft#billie#billionaires#aesthetic#blue aesthetic#target audience:#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x you#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish fanfiction#billies wife#.
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My Opinion on Hit Me Hard and Soft
Idc what anyone says, hmhas (Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie Eilish's new album) is three things:
A.O.T.Y (Album of the year
DEFINITELY a headphone album
A masterpiece WORTH waiting for!
Thank you, Finneas and Billie!!!<3333
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I know how you feel about him. I watch you, Agatha. Just as closely as you watch everyone else. This walk with another woman's son on a road that doesn't…
#agatha was always a second mom to the twins#she loves those boys so much and she divorced her wife and sacrificed herself for them#and now we’re going to see the boys and their hot ghost mom#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agathaallalongedit#aaaedit#marveledit#mcuedit#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#joe locke#tommy maximoff#my edit
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Billy: There’s someone knocking on the door—
Jen: Agatha answer the door
Alice: Why did you lock the door?
Agatha: We had an intruder. I was keeping us all safe!
Lilia, pointing at what is happening at the window: Can someone pick up this sassy lost child?
Rio, at the window: Cariño, baby, my love, my lady, mi corazón, mi vida— whY dOn’t yOu wAnT mE?
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#rio vidal you are the father#poor rio#just wants her wife back#lilia calderu#billy maximoff#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver
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Teen wants to see if Agatha can still drive after Wanda's hex: Okay, you're driving and Lilia and Jen walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Agatha: Obviously Jen. Why would I want to hit Lilia?
Teen: Why would you want to hit Jen either?!
Agatha: ...
Teen: The correct awnser is the brakes Agatha. Again. What would you hit?
Agatha: Jen.
Teen: AGATHA!
#agatha all along#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#jen kale#billy maximoff#incorrect agatha all along#incorrect quotes#let's be real#lilia is her not so secret favourite in the group#besides of her wife and adopted kid#and can anyone tell my why i still call him teen in these things?!#coven of chaos
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Agatha: I wanna sleep with Rio.
Billy: The Lady Death?
Agatha: Yes.
Billy: Your ex(?)-wife.
Agatha: Yep.
Billy: The one you said you never wanted to see again?
Agatha: I panicked. I lied.
Billy: *sighing* Of course. Of course that’s what you lied about.
Agatha: Hey! I’ll have you know I also lied about binding Jen!
Billy: …What?!
Bonus:
Rio, in the corner hearing this conversation: *nods head aggressively in agreement*
#incorrect quotes#Agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#billy maximoff#jennifer kale#vidarkness#agatha x rio#rio x agatha#dark nature#and that’s how Death and her Wife got back together#the end#(I believe Agatha didn’t bind Jen)#(it makes 0 sense)
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Would u binge all of Starlight Knights with him <3
#this is from a few months ago but…. i figured u guys might like him too….#sniffles… my dear wife …#billy kid#billy kid zzz#zenless zone zero#zenless zone zero fanart#zzz fanart#my art
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THE BOYS 4.07 The Insider
#my crazy wife shes so funny#theboysedit#tvedit#cinematv#userstream#cinemapix#chewieblog#billy butcher#joe kessler#the boys#the boys spoilers#mine
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I forgot to post my politic lawyer wife sorrryyy
#steven universe zircon#su#steven universe fanart#Steven Universe#blue zircon#gijinka for my beautiful lawyer wife#silly billy politician#i love her did u know that#æ
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Gerard Way at Sydney 2 via Sophayre
#gerard way#mcr#mcrsydney2#mcr sydney 2#my chemical romance#SWAMP WIFE!! SWAMP WIFE!!! SWAMP WIFE!!!!!!#everyone say thank you billy for showing me this video#OP#op
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i used to make ocs all the time and post them willy nilly and use the response to them as fuel to keep me drawing them. and then i convinced myself i could only post "good" ocs that i have plans to draw more of??
for some reason.
anyways that was stupid and i've decided to stop doing that. everyone look at my billy. he runs a dnd campaign for his students and paints all his own miniatures
#moo.txt#oc: bill#my art#furry#anthro#goat#his ex wife's design is taking me ages bc i need to capture her Vibe#but i rlly wanna make some fun art of him hanging out with pearl and their friends#running a campaign#he exists in a universe where furries are ex humans who pursued new forms through surgery/hrt/magicks#tenatively calling it tfu because transformation universe sounds funny lol#sketch#traditional#i drew these months ago -m- i havent abandoned you billy i promise
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Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…
Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
Alice: Hold the fuck up.
Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.
Rio: I have an idea!
Jen: No murder.
Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.
Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Agatha: What do you mean?
Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Agatha: No.
Jen: That actually explains so much.
Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.
Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?
Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.
*later*
Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?
Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.
*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*
Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!
Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!
Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:
Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?
Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?
Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.
Rio: :)
Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.
Agatha: Here, I’ll try.
Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-
Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.
Agatha: The ends always justify the means!
Jen: Do you know who said that?
Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?
Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.
Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!
Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!
Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?
Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.
Lilia: I am at a loss for words!
Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.
Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:
Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*
Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.
Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!
Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.
Alice: There are two types of people.
Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)
Lilia: …three. Three types of people.
Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.
Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?
Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.
Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.
Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.
Alice: Do you trust me?
Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.
Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!
Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?
Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.
Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.
Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!
Teen: She WHAT?
Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!
Agatha: SEE?!
BONUS:
Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?
Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen agatha all along#billy kaplan#señor scratchy#agatha all along spoilers#Agatha all along incorrect quotes#alice “mommy issues” wu gulliver#agathario#we love our dangerous lesbians#we were robbed of alice getting to use her ex cop skills and I’m salty about it#agatha is a problem child#rio is a menace to society#they left her in jail#she broke out#I think I’m funny#found family#mentions of wanda maximoff and lorna wu#alice needs a damn hug#and so does teen (I can’t call him billy quite yet I don’t know why)#lilia is the friend-turned-mother-figure that alice and teen both desperately need (sorry agatha you don’t count right now)#tw: sex jokes#tw: violence jokes#really just tw: rio vidal#sometimes family is a traumatized teen; the stressed witch he designated as his pseudo mom; her psycho ex wife; her mlm friend;#a reluctant nepo baby with depression; and the crazy psychic grandma they found on the side of the road
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okay so ghost Agatha is definitely gonna split her time between giving Billy horrible/great advice and tormenting her ex right? we’re all agreed?
#rio “i hate ghosts“ vidal and her ghost wife#hilarious#death hates ghosts so agatha becomes one#couple goals#they’re in my mind at all times#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#billy maximoff#aaa#aaa spoilers#agatha all along spoilers
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#Steve trying to explain to everyone why he keeps Billy around after the Byers fight#like guys#he’s literally my babygirl#my wife even#please don’t be mean to him#he’s so special to me#I say all this after having read a 200k redemption Billy fic so I have redeemed Billy fresh and hot in my mind#so ignore me antis pls#babygirl billy Hargrove#Harringrove#Billy Hargrove#my edits
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UH OH, WE’RE IN TROUBLE 18+
sub prison!butcher x jersey wife reader
(A/N) hellooo fellow butcher’s bitches! This chapter is part of the prison!butcher x jersey wife au @sickforbillybutcher/ @foxiewrites and i came up with. if you haven’t checked out the rest of this au i highly suggest you do, i’ve reblogged all parts under the tag:
#prison!billy butcher so you should be able to find them if you search that on my blog. enjoy reading love u all so much thank you sm for all your support on the last kessler fic 🥹
(cw: slightly sub butcher, violence, mention of severe injury, prison/hospital setting, teasing, handjob, sneaky/risky sexual activities, pregnancy, i think that’s it)
Billy Butcher stood in the dim, cold corner of the prison yard, the relentless hum of the razor wire above adding to the tension. His knuckles tightened as he slipped a few crumpled bills into the waiting hand of a massive, tattooed inmate.
“Make it bloody,” Billy growled, his eyes hard as steel. “Like I got in over me head.”
The brute nodded, a cruel grin spreading across his face as he pocketed the cash. “Got it, Butcher.”
Billy turned, bracing himself for the pain that was about to come. He’d taken worse beatings, no doubt, but this one had a purpose—one that made every bruise and broken bone worth it. The thought of seeing Dollface, even if it meant being shackled to a hospital bed, made his heart pound in a way that surprised him.
He gritted his teeth as the first punch landed squarely on his jaw, the taste of blood filling his mouth instantly. The second and third punches came quick, his ribs cracking under the force. Billy staggered, but stayed upright, spitting blood onto the cold concrete.
He wasn’t thinking about the pain or the grunts of the other inmates watching the spectacle. His mind was on Dollface. On the way she’d looked the last time he saw her, all cheetah print and big hair, with that fiery Jersey attitude he couldn’t get enough of.
The thought of her carrying his child—a bloody nugget, of all things—was a mix of pride and terror that he couldn’t shake. He’d never imagined himself as a father, especially not in a place like this. His own father was a right bastard, and the idea that he could turn out the same kept him awake at night more than the guards’ shouts or the clanging of cell doors.
The final blow sent him to the ground, gasping for breath, his vision blurry. The brute stepped back, admiring his handiwork as the guards rushed in, yelling and pushing the crowd back.
Billy smirked through the pain, coughing up more blood as they cuffed him. “Bloody hell… ’bout time,” he muttered, just loud enough for the nearest guard to hear.
The hospital was a grim, sterile place, but it was better than the cell, he thought as they wheeled him into the small, dimly lit room.
Dollface’s hands shook as she clutched her phone, the guard’s gruff voice still echoing in her ears. “Your husband’s been hurt—he’s in the hospital.” The words sliced through her like a knife. The second she hung up, she was out the door, nearly knocking over a potted plant in her rush. Her heart pounded as she navigated the chaotic streets of Jersey, each red light and slow driver adding to her panic.
By the time she arrived at the hospital, her hands were sweating, and her throat was dry. She shoved past the automatic doors, her designer leather cheetah-print bag swinging wildly at her side as she made a beeline for the front desk.
“Billy Butcher, I’m his wife” she gasped, barely able to catch her breath. “Where the hell is he?”
The nurse looked up, startled by the sudden appearance of a frantic, visibly distressed woman, and quickly typed into her computer. “He’s in room 306. But ma’am, I have to—”
Dollface didn’t wait for the nurse to finish. She bolted down the hall, the sterile smell of antiseptic and the flickering fluorescent lights doing nothing to calm her nerves. She could feel her heart in her throat, pounding so hard she thought it might burst.
Finally, she reached his room. Her hands were trembling as she pushed the door open, her eyes immediately locking onto Billy, lying in the hospital bed, bruised and battered but somehow still managing to smirk at her like he hadn’t just scared her half to death.
“Jesus Christ, Billy,” she breathed, rushing to his side. Her eyes were wide with fear, and she hesitated for a moment before gently touching his bruised face. “What the hell happened to ya?”
Billy grunted, shifting slightly under the weight of the shackles that bound him to the bed. “Ah, you know, love. Got into a bit of a scrap, that’s all.”
“Scrap?” she echoed, her voice cracking as she took in the cuts and bruises marring his skin. “You look like you got run over by a fucking truck—“
He chuckled, wincing slightly as the movement sent a jolt of pain through his ribs. “Don’t worry ’bout me, Trouble. Just shattered me collarbone and fractured me clavicle, should be fine. Takes more than a few punches to put me down.”
Dollface shook her head, her worry deepening as she sat down beside him, her fingers curling around his hand. “FRACTU— are you kidding me?!? I swear to god if you don’t get yourself killed i’ll do it myself—“ She hics out a broken sob, covering her mouth and looking away trying to cool her temper. “T-this isn’t funny, Billy. I was so terrified when they called. Thought I was gonna lose ya.”
He squeezed her hand, his rough fingers brushing against her soft skin. “Ain’t goin’ nowhere, love. Not when I’ve got you and the little one waitin’ for me.”
At that, her eyes welled up with more tears, but she blinked them away, determined not to let him see her cry. She reached up, clutching the gold cross around her neck and kissing it softly before leaning down to press it to his forehead. “You better not. You’re stuck with us now.”
Billy’s gaze softened as he watched her, the fierce determination in her eyes reminding him why he was doing this—why he had put himself through this pain. He needed to see her, to touch her, to remind himself that there was something worth fighting for outside of those cold, grey walls.
For a few moments, they just sat there, her hand in his, the room filled with a quiet understanding between them. He could see the toll this was taking on her, the constant worry, the stress of being pregnant while her husband was locked up in a place like that.
He swallowed hard, the usual bravado slipping as he looked up at her. “I’m sorry, Dollface. For puttin’ ya through all this shite.”
She shook her head again, squeezing his hand even tighter. “Don’t apologize, Billy. Just… just promise me you’ll be careful. I can’t do this without ya.”
He nodded, his eyes locking onto hers. “I promise, love. I’ll be more careful. For you… and for” He takes a deep breath and glances down at her increasingly by the day pudgy, slightly round tummy. His eyes light up and he smirks before looking back up into her eyes.
Dollface’s lips quivered into a small smile, and she leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. “We’re gonna get through this, Billy. No matter what.”
He returned the kiss, lingering just a moment longer, as if trying to memorize the feel of her, the taste of her, before they had to part again. “Damn right we will.”
She rested her forehead against his, her free hand coming up to gently stroke his cheek. “I love ya, you stubborn bastard.”
“Love ya too, Dollface,” he murmured, his voice rough with emotion.
They stayed like that for a while, her sitting by his side, caressing his hand and occasionally kissing his calloused, bruised, bloodying knuckles. She whispered reassurances to him, telling him about how Nonna couldn’t wait to meet her great-grandchild, how she’d already started knitting baby clothes even though they didn’t know the gender yet.
Billy listened, a small smile playing on his lips as he let her words wash over him, grounding him in a way that nothing else could. It didn’t matter that he was in chains or that the world outside this room was a mess. All that mattered was that she was here, with him, and that soon enough, they’d have a little shite of their own to look after.
And for now, that was enough.
The hospital room was bathed in the soft, eerie glow of the moonlight streaming through the small window, casting long shadows on the floor. It had been hours since the last nurse had come in, and the clock on the wall ticked quietly, marking the passage of time. Dollface had been biding her time, heart pounding as she listened for the telltale sounds of the guard’s footsteps echoing down the hall.
She’d crafted a plan—risky, sure, but worth it. When one of the officers had stepped out earlier in the evening, she’d quickly slipped into the small utility closet in Billy’s room, holding her breath as she crouched in the dark, hidden among the brooms and cleaning supplies. She waited, every creak of the floorboards outside sending her heart racing, but she stayed quiet, biding her time until the hospital settled into the stillness of night.
Now, as she cautiously cracked open the closet door, her eyes locked onto Billy’s figure, still lying in the bed, his chest rising and falling slowly. She moved silently, her heart in her throat, every nerve on edge as she slipped out of the closet and crossed the room. She knew there were at least two guards outside, but she was banking on the fact that they wouldn’t expect anyone to pull something like this.
Billy stirred slightly as she approached, his eyes fluttering open. The moment he saw her, a slow, mischievous grin spread across his face. “What’re you up to now, Trouble?” he whispered, his voice low and gravelly.
She held a finger to her lips, silently telling him to be quiet as she reached his side. “Couldn’t leave ya all alone in this shithole, could I?” she whispered back, her voice barely above a breath. She slid her hand under the blanket, finding his hand and giving it a reassuring squeeze.
Billy’s eyes darkened with a mixture of amusement and something else, something that made Dollface’s pulse quicken. “Ya know there’s guards right outside, yeah?” he murmured, his voice hushed but tinged with that familiar teasing edge.
She smirked, her fingers brushing up along his arm, over the muscles that tensed beneath her touch. “That ever stopped me before?” she whispered, leaning in closer, her breath warm against his ear. “Thought ya knew me better than that, Billy.”
His breath hitched slightly as her hand trailed up, slipping under the blanket and higher up his thigh. He shifted slightly, the chains clinking softly, his body instinctively responding to her touch despite the circumstances. “Fuuuckin’ gonna be the death of me, Dollface,” he muttered, though the smirk on his lips told her he didn’t mind one bit.
Dollface chuckled softly, her hand continuing its slow, deliberate journey, teasing him just enough to drive him mad without giving him what he wanted. “Maybe,” she whispered, her lips brushing against his neck. “But at least you’ll go out with a smile on your face, yeah?”
Billy’s eyes closed for a moment, his breath coming in shallow as she continued to tease him, her fingers dancing along his skin, sending shivers down his spine. “Always playin’ so damn dangerous—” he warned, though his voice was rougher now, tinged with anticipation.
Dollface pulled back slightly, her eyes sparkling with mischief as she looked down at him. “You know I like to live dangerously,” she replied, her voice low and seductive. She leaned in, her lips barely brushing against his, teasing him further. “Why do you think I married you?”
He growled softly, his free hand coming up to cup the back of her neck, pulling her in closer. “Damn right ya do” he whispered, his lips hovering just inches from hers.
For a moment, they just stared at each other, the tension between them thick enough to cut with a knife. Dollface could feel the heat of his body through the thin hospital blanket, the anticipation coiling in her stomach like a spring ready to snap.
She licked her lips, her hand slipping further up his thigh, her touch light and teasing, drawing a low groan from Billy’s throat. “You just gonna lie there all night? Or are ya gonna let your wife make you feel good? What other chance do you have?” she whispered, her voice barely more than a breath against his lips.
Billy’s eyes flashed with dark desire, his grip tightening on her as he pulled her in, his lips capturing hers in a fierce, hungry kiss that sent a jolt of electricity through her entire body. Dollface moaned softly into his mouth, her hand moving higher under the blanket, earning another low, rumbling growl from deep in his chest.
As they kissed, Dollface could feel the heat between them building, her body responding to him in ways that made her feel alive, reckless, and completely out of control. She broke the kiss just long enough to murmur, “You sure you can handle this, Butchie? I swear to god- the officers are right outside, you don’t make a fucking sound, you hear me?” She whispers
Billy smirked against her lips, his voice rough with desire as he replied, “Oh, I’m bloody well countin’ on it, love.”
A smirk spreads across her face, she palms him over the papery fabric of the hospital gown before letting her hand under it, only lingering on his upper thick muscular thigh. His breath trembles, it’s been way too fucking long.
Way too fucking long since he’d felt her nimble, skilled, manicured fingers wrapped around his thick cock, working him up and down til he spurted rope after rope of his warm white seed onto his taught stomach, getting all over her hands.
He missed everything about this, about you. His big clumsy hands would never ever measure up to how your hands feel pumping him up and down. So as her hand made it’s way higher and higher up his thigh, she finally wrapped your fingers around him.
She lets out a chuckle as you feel how fucking hard he is. She’d barely just gotten her fist around it and it was already throbbing desperately, you swipe your thumb over the head of his tip wiping up the small little white bead of precum
She bite your lip, giggling “Someone’s already excited, hm?”
Butcher’s throat makes a tiny little high pitched whine, his breath catching at the teasing swipe of her thumb over his tip. He digs his teeth into his bottom lip, muffling himself from making any further noise “Fuuuckin’ christ onna stick, luv—“
He whispers. She chuckles, her other hand reaching up to clasp over his mouth.
She squeezes her fist around his cock tighter now, slowly beginning to flick her wrist up and down. Butcher huffs out a breath, head lolling to the side to look at you as he scrunches his eyes closed. your hand works quicker on his hard, wet cock, urging him closer and closer to his release. you watch as Butch opens his mouth slightly, eyebrows furrowing as he lets out a puff of air while trying to conceal his noises. he looked so pretty like that, sweat gathering on his forehead as he continues to let moans pour from his lips.
He never let it go like this before, he was always in control, something about having him get like this for you got you going.
“mmh, that feel good?” you ask, tilting your head as you stay seated next to him by the bed. he licks his lips, eyes hooded as they slowly open before fluttering back closed as you press your thumb harder against his tip. “come on, answer me, handsome.”
he groans, biting his lower lip so hard it starts to become sore, drawing a little bit of blood. he can taste it in his mouth, making him let out a soft whimper that travels through the air. and he hopes you didn’t hear it, but you definitely did judging by the smirk on your face as you work your hand faster, also basically slapping your palm over his mouth trying to get him to shut the fuck up. as much as you wanted to hear him whimper like that for you again, now was not the time or place. he slightly bucks his hips up, gasping when you flick your wrist and add wonderful pressure to his tip that causes him to become weak in your hands.
“i asked you a question,” you use your other hand that wasn’t on his cock to grip his chin, a stern expression on your face.
he gasps, “yes, fuck yes trouble— feels so .. s-so good.” his voice becomes deeper, trailing away from him the more he talks as his words fade into nothing but muffled moans underneath your palm. he looks so fucking pretty like that, too. his hair was becoming matted, sticking to his forehead as sweat covered him all over. he was glistening, beautiful under the soft moonlight showing through the window.
you tilt your head, your hand clasped over his mouth like that, looking at his lips as he licks them, “Missed my hands, Butchie?” he stutters at the nickname, groaning as he presses his heels into the mattress and thrashes beside you. the cocky look in your eyes makes him whine again. “so desperate for me,” you click your tongue at him.
Butcher swears he’s never felt so damn good before. he wasn’t used to you being so demanding and dominate. it was making him lose his mind, unable to stop the bucking of his hips as he uncontrollably starts basically fucking your hand.
you raise an eyebrow, “wanna fuck my hand, hm? come on, baby.” you kiss his neck, trailing your kisses there before leaving a bruise on his collarbone, smiling at your work. “fuck my hand, since ya can’t have my pussy, fuck it like it is my pussy” She bites her lip tightly, god how she wanted to say fuck all this and hop on top of him, ride him until the sun rose. but that was too complicated, too much of a liability.
he gasps, and his hands tug desperately at the sheets below him, “c-close.. fucking bollocks— I’m gonna blow Doll—” his voice becomes a little more high pitched, but it sends a rush down to your abdomen and makes you clench your thighs together. Butcher doesn’t see it, though. too focused on his needed high.
you tighten your grip on his cock, making him spiral and you watch as his knuckles turn white while he humps up into your grip, “gonna cum, baby? come on, you can cum, Butchie. make a mess all over your pretty tummy and my hand.”
“cumming, i’m.. fucking cumming,” he groans, a long drawn out moan of your name leaving his lips, even if it’s barely heard by the tight grip of your hand over his mouth as he releases all over himself, his hips stuttering and slowing down. you grip him tightly, watching as his cum flows over your hand too. you smile to yourself, seeing his head thrown back and his eyes shut closed. you bring your cum covered hand to your lips, running a finger across your plump red painted lips. he hums, opening his eyes as you take your fingers into your mouth and licking them dry. you lick your lips, leaning in for a kiss. he easily accepts you, one of his hands reaching for the back of your neck and deepening the kiss. you can taste his cum, slightly bitter, but you don’t mind. not for as long as it’s him. the kiss was messy, all over the place, but you loved it anyway.
when you pull away, he’s gasping for air and looking at you with hooded eyes, “i fuckin’ love you sweetheart”
you chuckle, “i love you, too, Butch”
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Could you do some billie eilish x female reader where Billie gets jealous seeing reader getting hit on at a party or at one of her shows or something. (You can make it smut or not it’s up to you but pls make it steamy 👏🏻) thankyouuu
Jealousy looks good on you - Billie Eilish
Summary: at one Billie's after parties she sees a man flirt with you
Warning: smut, some guy being a creep, Oral, swearing
NOT PROOFREAD
It was very early in the morning at one of your girlfriends after parties. The music was loud, there was alcohol it was overall a fun party.
You however weren't really a party person. You didn't mind it but you weren't fond of it. But since it was a special occasion you decided why not.
Billie was around here somewhere talking to some of her friends and just catching up.
You were at the bar sipping on your drink while scrolling on your phone when all of a sudden a guy sits next to you.
You didn't think much of it until you felt him stare at you for to long. You were getting uncomfortable and you couldn't see Billie anywhere.
You stayed quiet for a little longer hoping he would get the hint but he still stared and this time he cleared out his throat.
"Can I help you?" you asked looking up from your phone. "Well I do have a small problem I need help with. Maybe you can help" He said. His breath stinked from the alcohol.
"I'm sure it is small" you muttered under your breath. "What did you say?" he asked as he moved closer to you.
"Nothing I'm sorry, If it's a small problem maybe you can ask someone to actually wants to help you" You said and moved away to sit somewhere else.
"What? You got a boyfriend?" He asked a little salty.
You looked around and your eyes finally landed on Billie. She looked heavily pissed off as she walked towards you two.
"No she doesn't. She's got a girlfriend though. She gave tiu the hint to fuck off so please do." Billie said as soon as she was by your side. She slid her arm around your waist and pulled you a bit closer.
It instantly made you feel safer in the presence of this man. You stayed silent the whole time.
Eventually the guy walked away to go bother someone else making you sigh in relief.
Billie turned you around in her arms and held you tight by your waist making you slide your arms around her neck.
"C'mon we're leaving" Billie said and grabbed your hand guiding you to her car. The car ride to the house was mostly silent with Billie's hand on your thigh.
When you arrived at your shared home, Billie was quick to push you up against the wall, kissing you feverishly.
Your tongues moving in sync and fighting for dominance. Billie slid her hands up and down your thighs burning your skin with her touch.
Billie's hand hooked under your thigh and muttered a quick "up" against your mouth. You obeyed and hoisted yourself into her hands.
She carried you up the stairs to your bedroom, laying you gently down on the bed. She started kissing your neck , leaving a trail of hickeys.
Billie's hands went under your shirt, cupping your breasts. Her mouth leaving more kisses on your throat before she removed your shirt in one swift motion.
She kissed along your breasts making you shiver at the sensation. It felt like heaven. Billie took off your bra and instantly took one of your nipples into her mouth, her other hand messaging your other breast.
"Fuck" you moaned and arched you back as billie started kissing down you stomach. Her hands hooked against the fabric and silently asked for permission to take it off.
You nodded your head and bit your lip. Billie took off your skirt and panties, leaving you completely bare in front of her.
Billie wasted no time in kissing your thighs. Your thighs was one of her favorite parts about you. She kissed along the inside of your thigh, holding intense eye contact.
"Please Billie" you moaned wanting to feel her mouth where you needed her most.
You let out a moan of relief when she finally li ked a stripe up your folds. Bill hummed at the taste.
She sucked on your clit, making your eyes roll to the back of your head. The pleasure overwhelming your senses.
Your hands gripped against her hair as she ate you out like a starved woman.
Billie started noticing your thighs twitching. "Come for me princess" Billie hummed before delving right in again.
You closed your eyes tightly feeling your climax building up. Your release finally came crashing down.
"Fuck billie, oh god"
Billie didn't stop until she was sure you rode out your climax.
She crawled up to you and kissed you on the forehead.
"Wait here" She said and got off the bed. You heard the tap be turned off and then turned off.
Billie came back from the bathroom and cleaned you off. Making sure not to be too rough since you were sensitive right now.
After cleaning you up she got one of her t-shirts and out of her closet and put it on you along with a fresh pair of panties.
Billie changed into something comfortable too and climbed into to bed next to you. She held you around your waist with your back pressed up against her.
"You know, jealousy looks good on you" You said after a moment of silence.
"Yeah?" Billie said with a smirk and kissed your cheek pulling you closer.
"Mhm" you murmured tiredly.
Billie just laughed and held you close.
"I love you, princess" She said but she didn't get an answer. She just smiled knowing you were out cold.
Hiiii I hope this is okay since it's my first time writing smut.
Sorry it took long it's just university is not giving me any breaks😭
Hope you like it and HAVE A NICE DAYYYY 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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