#bill parents

[gatnya-kat]

¿Why everyone was so obssesed with the gender of bill's parents?

I mean, in every fanart that I saw where Bill was a kid and he was with his parents, why they put the red one being a female triangle and the blue one being the male, or vice versa

¿Why they need to have a gender? Maybe it's species don't have genders or sexes ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/

Idk, it's my opinion, maybe Hirsch told something about this and I didn't know

[thesurgeonoflove]

i imagine bill’s parents like this

[strangegardendelusion]

You know what, really angst gravity falls material/headcannon I have!

Just imagine young Bill is telling his parents about the shining small lights he sees. Only for his parents to look at their son with concern, but his parents just chalk it up to just be his wild imagination.

Now, as years go by, as Bill gets older, he is growing more and more angry. Saying stuff like, "There are lights in the sky! Look, one fell, quick make a wish!"

Now Bill is too old for this type of stuff, so his parents grow more concerned and realize they can no longer just go with, "it just his wild imagination!" So they take him to the doctor and get Bill medicine.

Not knowing this just pushed Bill off the edge some more......

Now, the day came... now Euclid and Scalece could only watch as their son slowly destroyed their home. But as they slowly met their demise, they looked up to tiny lights in the sky... but as the dimension fabric started to destroy itself even faster, Euclid and Scalece looked at each other one last time. Then, they looked at the sky again.

3 perfect stars, but as the two big stars started to fall, they both said their first and last wish.

Now, all that is left behind of them and that night. Is their most prize possessions. Their bow, top hat, and most of all, their son.....

Why did you do it?

Why did you do it?

Why did you do it?

Why did you do it?

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

[doctorsiren]

Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

[beartitled]

The squishy baby dorito is too squishy and too baby to kill

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[fordtato]

I saw a post about how Bill "isn't ACTUALLY the villain" of Gravity Falls, given his ✨tragic backstory✨. Y'all know you can be sad and evil at the same time, right? You know Bill maybe feeling kinda bad for his actions does not make him the VICTIM of his own actions, right?

He gleefully drew little doodles of 12-year-olds in puddles of blood and you people are like "but his parents are dead." YEAH. HE KILLED THEM.

[faeyuh]

been thinking.... about relativity falls AU... how that would affect bill.... yeah...,,,

Relativity Falls - Bill AU

(hope no ones done this yet,,)

[inkies-art]

my designs for bills parents, with a small comic of bills first time seeing the stars

designs inspired by @/NyanaKnifegal and @/lorryicious on twt, plsplspls go look at their stuff

[nightlysweets]

[Image description: digital art of Bill Cipher as a baby, held up by his parents. His mother is a blue triangle with two eyes closed and a bow tie. His father is a red triangle with three eyes and a top hat. In the first image, they all look happy, captioned: "Family Matters."

In the second image, Bill's pupil is gone and his eye is blank. His parents silhouettes are grayed out, with a static effect and bloodied. The caption reads: "why did you do it." End ID.]

(ty @anistarrose for ID text!!)

haha. ha

Starts violently sobbing

[torchtour]

if it stained my hands silver i too would wear gloves

[howtoeatart]

Triangle angst 🙏🏃‍♂️💨😻

[the-barefoot-hatter]

c'mon Sixer, it's like the World's Greatest Playpen! 100% safe!

[megamindsupremacy]

Explain Yourselves AU:

Spent all of class coming up with this instead of taking notes. Enjoy

Edit: Part 2 in the notes!

(Transcribed under the cut)

gravity falls human bill AU where bill comes back as a human except instead of dropping in at the mystery shack, he appears outside of mabel and dipper’s house in piedmont

dipper and mabel have So Much explaining to do

their parents want to call the cops but mabel and dipper are like NO. DONT.

we canNOT let anyone know he’s here and alive. actually we might have to kill him.

parents, hearing their thirteen year olds casually discuss murder: WHAT

theyre like “we have to call the grunkles” and the parents are ?? plural? grunkleS?

then they have to back up nd explain ford

and all of that

this whole time bill is tied to a kitchen chair all gagged and blindfolded and yelling in annoyance

mabel and dipper are ignoring him and the parents are Very Much Not Ignoring Him

they call the grunkles and explain the situation and the parents hear a twin WHAT followed by a lot of yelling and swearing and crashing and then stan says “okay we’ll be there by tomorrow love you kids STAY SAFE BYE”

dipper: wait. if they’re getting here tomorrow then… what do we do with Bill in the meantime?

mabel, behind him holding a frying pan: i have an idea

parents: NO

they ungag him and it’s like. dipper and mabel armed with grappling hook + baseball bat plus their parents standing behind them trying to figure out if a) their kids are having a mental break and b) if they just kidnapped some random dude

these concerns are quickly allayed when bill starts threatening to kill everyone really loudly and graphically

then suddenly dipper is like. wait. if you could kill us by ripping our skin off our bones limb by limb…. why haven’t you don’t that already

bill:

Dipper:

bill:

dipper: ARE YOU POWERLESS

bill: nO-

mabel gets him with the frying pan