#bill is also bored

[jellyskink]

There's still hope for Ford's pet show career. Have you ever heard of a show called pet stars? It ran from like 2002-2005 it was basically a pet Tallent show all different pets went on and competed. Although if he might have some tough competition if the gold fish who's playing elden ring happens to be in the studio that day!

The judges were bored and uncomfortable. The fish won

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I see your “Bill and Ford go to therapy together” and I raise you “Ford being the therapist”

[harrowcoded]

it's just so crazy to me how bill cipher's fanon personality made a 180° spin since TBOB released, in his tumblr sexyman days he used to have this image of a mean sociopath who cared about nothing or no one and just wanted to create chaos, being always the "dominant" in any shipping fandom work, stanford being his toy and having no meaning to him aside helping him in his plans. then in our lord's year of 2024 you get your ass on "#bill cipher" on tumblr and find. fanart of him crying about his divorce and being the world's most pathetic triangle guy ever™️ because his husband who he manipulated doesn't answer his calls anymore. also he's in prison. who even is this guy. redemption arc perhaps?

[alien-enjoyer]

noticed something. people have made this before but i dont think ive seen robin in it so here

the fire text generator website couldnt handle the caption so i improvised

[the-gay-prometheus]

Ok wait- on the Flatland note regarding Bill's origin story-

Everyone is out here trying to figure out what exactly makes Bill's eye weird. Like. How can he see into the third dimension while the others can't? What makes it weird other than seeing into the third dimension? Do the others in his dimension have two eyes - but how would that make it so they can't see the third dimension? Do they have no eyes at all (definitely not, cuz apparently they have evil optometrists)?

I'm about to (probably not) blow everyone's freakin minds.

Here's a poster for the Flatland movie:

What do you notice about them? Anything interesting? Perhaps something about their eye(s)?

Their eye(s) are located on one side of their face. They can only see forward, or, if they turn around, backward. And that's because, well, it's the 2nd dimension - there are is only left or right, forward or backward. I repeat - they can only see forward.

Now let's look at our beloved (beloathed, and everything in between) triangle demon:

Notice anything about his eye? Anything different? Anything... Weird? Strange?

It's in the middle of his face. Which poses an interesting issue in a 2nd dimensional world... Sure he can look left and right, but what is his default?

His default, if he is on a two dimensional plane, is to look up. "Up" is not a concept in the second dimension. There is no "up" because "up" implies depth - and depth is 3rd dimension, not 2nd.

He doesn't have any special powers that allow him to see into the 3rd dimension - I mean, obviously he has lots of special powers but... They aren't what inherently allow him to see into the 3rd dimension. It's the placement of his eye. The placement is his "defect," not the eye itself. He sees into the 3rd dimension because he has no choice. His default always was to see something that no one else in his world could see - the sky, the stars, and whatever else lay above.

The reason they tried to chemically blind him was because there was no other way to make it so he couldn't see into the third dimension. They probably thought it was a mercy - the poor kid was stuck with the default of always seeing of something that no one else in his world could ever physically see.

[beartitled]

The last comic is so funny but also, uh, if Bill survives, imagine being him. One moment you see cool new people from the same way as stars (yay maybe you can be friends) and next moment your mom is dead and maybe nothing good actually ever comes from up there. Maybe stars were not your friends either.

I’m already drawing stuff for evil cipher parents AU, DON’T DIVE ME MORE IDEAS💥💥💥/silly

Aw glad you liked the comic ❤️

But yea

Imagine the traumatised edgy Bill, who’s motivation is to destroy the stars to revenge his family

This guy would have trust issues, no, Trust Issues, those deserve capital letters

And a survivor syndrome too (*insert yellow triangle blaming himself for surviving and having consistent panic attacks*)

God the angst potential is immaculate 👁️

[arttsuka]

Draw Banda (Bill Cipher possessing Wanda Maximoff (mcu, specifically the Multiverse of Madness 616 Wanda/Scarlet Witch not 838 Wanda)

And

Merman Deadpool and Human Wolverine

Based on the infamous blobfish

[c-o-z-m-o]

Do you like my bills

(I prefer REBLOGS over LIKES)

[kipper1]

some doodles for this trying, trying time

I drew rejuvenated/juvie spinel

[that0nebird]

Hey guys today I made some fanart of Derek Suarez from Our Life Beginnings and Always as Bill J. Cipher of Gravity Falls fame.

[shoethelaces]

jumpscare art dump cuz i dont feed yall enough (i say to empty space)

sorry for the unholy mix

[theperrylleluniverse]

This is a hilarious description of Hamilton just in general but then you’re like wait you cast William Talman in this role??? The cutest little baby deer of a man??? Like what a left turn

[bubbytheliverstealingskeleton]

Hands

+ version with lineart for the scars cause cluttered lineart scratches my brain

Original traditional drawing I did of em

[luc1ferian]

Hi I'm thinking about writing a h2g2 and gravity falls crossover fic. I saw your post awhile ago and I was wondering if you had any idea on how the two fords would interact.

Oooh this is a really good idea!

Hm, I haven't properly watched Gravity Falls in a while (I KNOW IM SORRY), but comparing their personalities from what i know they have a couple similarities and differences.

For first interactions I'm not entirely sure how or where, neither of them are naturally social but if someone were to start a conversation it would be Prefect, and once they realize they're both named Ford P. they'd hit off perfectly.

I think they'd love to go out for a small drink and talk about their outlooks on life, about space, their own traumas and relationships, about their research and studies with their respective books (Pines to the Journals, and Prefect to the Guide), and about their plans for future. This interaction could also be a lot funnier depending on the tone you wanted to take.

Ooooh they could also rant about their annoying family members (Zaphod and Stan)

They would also engage in an epic game of Dungeons & More Dungeons no doubt

[goldensunset]

i do not like thanksgiving (week)