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#How to Make Friends With a Lobster#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#bicycle#bicycles#lobster#lobsters#I’m just saying that if it was a Muppet lobster it would probably ride a bike
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hi i ride motorcycle year round and wanted to chime in. for vasco's small around-town trips he'd probably be fine with his ears free, but for longer trips at higher speeds or when its cold out he'd want them protected. probably by tucking them under his chin into the collar of a jacket and then putting a scarf or bandana on. also goggles would be helpful if a full helmet wasn't wanted. since they're in europe and around italy specifically he could have a nice ducati (fast rockety sport bikes) or a cafe racer (much more like a motorized bicycle but they can still have a lot of power) a cafe racer would offer a lot of seat space for machete to be thoroughly uncomfortable in lol
i love your ocs they're great thanks for all the cool art :)
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#oh that's really good practical advice actually! I've never riden a motorcycle so I wouldn't even know where to begin#the ears tucked under the jacket collar is a smart way to go about it#having hard time choosing a bike for him there's too many options#it looks like lots of ducatis have a very sleek and sporty vibe to them#loving the bright colors and the shapely design#cafe racers on the other hand come across as iconic looking to me and could potentially have a sort of vintage aura which I personally like#and the flat topline (I'm sorry I don't possess the right vocabulary for these things) that some of them have is visually pleasing#they'd be a nightmare to draw though since the frame is a lot less covered and there's a ton of complex mechanical detail in the midsection#bike viscera if you will#I don't know but it's fun to think about#thank you for chiming in! this was genuinely helpful#answered#anonymous#modern au
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im in tears laughing sorry. bum so sore after riding a bike sore bum from bike riding
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Y'all my brother just escaped a fucking an active shooter lockdown
He came running home without his bike and said that he wasn't able to get his bike out of there and just had to run
So excuse me while I thank every omnipotent being in the universe-
#idk what to do with this information i just i gotta tell somebody yk?#oh my gods#I'm so glad i raised him well. i told him that the only that matters is his life. and he took my advice.#because his life is the only thing that can't be replaced#left behind his bike and backpack. just himself.#i drilled that info into his head so many times when he was being difficult with me#over and over because this is our fucking world#where i gotta train my brother to watch out for shootings and train myself to be able to treat bullet wounds#this is our world#just....fuck
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I have got to get off the internet dude real people don’t act the way they do on here social media algorithms push abrasive comments to the forefront wanna be scam spam follower bait accounts and trolls feed into the pattern to make money influencers feed the cycle by regurgitating as much low effort content as they can possibly churn out as often as possible to make as much money as possible political takes that blow my mind happen every day critical thinking is dead and it makes me want to blow my brains out
#unimportant thoughts#instagram is my baby because thats where all my favorite bike riders are#its where i get my riding news and see clips of my favorite peope riding#but if it doesnt get better soon…i think im gonna have to give it up#the abrasive comments are starting to show up even in bikers comment feeds and i just. cant.#i need to disappear off the internet i think#every time i get out and interact with a normal human being its like ‘oh yeah the internet is just filled with bots and monsters’#i hang out at the bike jumps and middle aged men ask me for advice and old people ask to take pictures while i ride to show their fsmily#and young couples with a toddler ask if i can do a run so their toddler who loves bikes can see#i help people jump their cars and pick up trash and say hello to the hikers#the general internet has become entirely useless#i cant handle it anymote
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acquaintance in the very large group chat has reached the unfortunate foreseeable-and-foreseen outcome (loss of visa?) of "multiple levels of shitty life situation" compounded by "a seemingly steadfast resolution to make poor choices in every possible avenue of life". and it's. i wish her the best in dealing with the fallout, and i hope at some point she is able to make choices which improve her situation.
#uncharitable#...?#phrased delicately.#just. logistical financial interpersonal financial over and over a stick through the wheel of the bike#even with lots of people providing housing money and advice#it's lingering on my mind b/c gofundme in the group chat for visa-yoink logistics and i would be more sympathetic if i hadn't known what#she spends money on. girl. if ur in danger of not paying $VISA_REQUIREMENT$ don't freaking go to $EXPENSIVE PLACE$ for a date and tell#everyone about it and then not be able to pay for the important thing and go all shocked pikachu#i get that u want to have a nice thing bc life is hard but like please wait til your important payment goes thru. the one that keeps u in#the country?#and also the other $UNNECESSARY PURCHASE$ and $PLANE TICKET$ and $RECURRING EXPENSE NOT NECESSARY AT ALL$#if u get a plane ticket to a place For Fun?¿ and then don't arrive with enough money 2 call a cab to ur hotel and can't find a place to sta#???#u don't have the money for the trip im sorry just don't do that#not to mention the (things i will actually not mention)#also solid contender for worst roommate several people have ever had
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I would like to thank tumblr for a decade worth of 'heres what you do in an emergency' posts, because just now on my way home I watched a cyclist wipeout into a ditch, and I was able to successfully call 911 and get him help and everything happened basically as correctly as it could
#i have his bike on my porch and i scribbled my contact info on a cvs receipt and tucked it in his backpack#(and told him where i was putting it)#so now I just have to make sure it gets back to him. presumably this wont be for a day or two idk. but yes#i definitely wouldnt have known remotely what I was doing wouthout all those step by step posts with advice#so i appreciate it and theres a kid who got better help today than he would have#my only regrets are that a) i was tired and nearly drove past without asking if he needed help and YES HE VERY MUCH NEEDED HELP#and b) i should have asked his name right away while i was helping instead of after the 911 call but thats fine i did ask it after#lori chat#im like 'im fine?' but also i can feel my body having a stress response around me so like i will take this one step at a time lmao
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local woman gets two consecutive weeks off work, immediately starts experiencing some type of Ailment
#literally#yesterday all day at work i was busy but manageable. just started feeling the tiredness set in near the end of the work day tbh#biked home feeling perfectly fine. got in and pretty much instantly i got 1. the worst headache 2. blurry spots in my vision?#i was like lemme relax by watching a movie but then was like huh. entire spots are missing when i try to look.#popped a big painfkiller and drank some tea in case it was dehydration or smth and by the end of the night it had improved but i still#went to bed early just listening to a YT vid letting my eyes rest and falling asleep p quickly even if i did wake up a few times in between#this mornign i was fine. but after a few hrs it's starting to settle in again and idk what to do abt it. i was gonna catch up on bridgerton#then mb get some reading done but like i need my eyes fr that... why is my vision still fucky.does ayone know what to do about it?#mb it's a delayed stress response frm the week ive had? is it a nutritional thing? baby's first weirdass migraine but it comes and goes???#i would do further research trying to read up on whta the hell i got but 1. reading extremely difficult feat and 2. internet said eye tumor#so im like oh fuck OFF#any and aall advice welcome though rip thanks#*edt lying down wi one episode of iwtv later and vision has +- returned to normal. so additional screentime....good???? make it make sense
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Starting the journey of fixing my bike
So, last Tuesday I was biking to work and my tire just went flat within a second, leaving me to walk (difficult due to neck injury). And now I need to fix it. So, I asked the plant lady for help because she has a whole garage of tools at home, but it turns out, she's extremely busy the whole week, and cannot lend me a hand. And I've never fixed a bike tire on my own, and have no tools.
Luckily, last time we fixed a tire, I wrote down all of the steps to fixing it, so I'm thinking, I can do this no problem if I have the tools. However, it was the front tire that was flat the last time, and there's a difference between removing the front and the back tire. I have the number of the wrench written down, that I need to undo the bolts that are holding the tire, and I ask the plant lady if I could just borrow that wrench, she says fine. She brings me the wrench. Turns out, it doesn't work. So the day after, I get another wrench from her, and this one does work! However, there's a second bolt that I didn't see before, and I still can't get the damned tire undone.
So at this point I feel so bad for pestering her when she's so busy, I figure out, okay, we're gonna do this another way, I don't need the right tools we'll find alternatives. Or, maybe I can check the damage and fix it without even removing the tire completely. So I try to fill the tire with air to see where the damaged part is - and I can't find it, it deflates immediately and I can't see where it's happening. Then I think, okay, let's check out the outer tire, to see what actually caused the damage (usually there will be a thorn or a piece of glass in the outer tire.) So I check it bit by bit, and I don't find a thorn or a piece of glass, but a big slash, and material that is slashed is very very worn and thin. And this is a cause for concern, because if the outer tire is irreparably damaged, I need to replace it, or the inner tube will just get flat again and it will be even more damage. But, it looks expensive and I'm not feeling good about that. And I still can't get the tire out of the bike.
Then I pause and go research alternatives to wrenches, and finally I find one; walnut opener. I grab that thing and somehow manage to get it at the angle in which it can grab the last bolt, I loosen it, I'm excited, we're doing this, it's working - and, it turns out it's the type of bolt that just spins endlessly and doesn't get out because the bolt on the other side is also just spinning. I would need a second wrench to hold the other bolt while I spin this one. And I have zero wrenches, none, I cannot do it. I go and research the alternatives of getting a spinning bolt free and the only alternative that might maybe work is using duct tape to hold the second bolt in place, and I have some duct tape so it's worth a try, every other method requires even more complicated tools. I am planning to try this after I rest from work, I'll make an update if it works.
Feeling disgruntled that I don't have any tools of my own, and also concerned, because I watched several videos on how to repair the outer tire, but they all say it's a temporary fix and the tire should be replaced, and I am dreading it. I wanted to just fix the inner tube with a glue and a stick-on and go on with my life. I have no idea what could have damaged the outer tire so badly, I'm extremely careful to only ride the bike on safe surfaces, without any sharp edges that could damage it.
If anyone is good at bike repair or could tell me if there's a way to repair the outer bike without replacing it, I would be extremely grateful for the advice. I can sew it together using a fishing line and put duct tape in the underside but I am scared it would end up ripped anyway, duct tape isn't meant to endure the strain of a tire on the road.
#need advice#damaged bicycle#this issue is driving me out of my mind because i need that bike to function#i cannot walk :(((((((((#need help#if you're smart about bikes contact me!!!!!
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#christ on a bike they offered me the job#and here I thought I had 30-90 days to get a decision#because that's what they said on Friday#the timing of all of this#time to salary negotiate and now having the difficult talk TT_TT#don't get me wrong this is a good problem to have I'm forever grateful#I feel like I should make an unsolicited job interview advice post (mainly for my future self in case I forget how to interview)
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ABSOLUTELY MONUMENTAL TED LASSO EPISODE. HOLY CRAP DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#LIKE#TRENT CONFIRMED GAY#TALKS TO COLIN SO COLIN ACTUALLY GETS SOME ADVICE#JAMIE FUCKING TEACHES ROY TO RIDE A BIKE???? HELLO?? CONTENDER FOR BEST SCENE OF ALL TIME#ALSOOOOO KEELEY AND JACK#ALSOOOOOOOO REBECCA AND. THAT GUY?? THAT WAS SO SWEET#THE TEAM ALL HAVING A PILLOW FIGHT#AND OH MAN. THE FOOTBALL OF IT. NO ONE BUT ME WATCHES TED LASSO FOR THE FOOTBALL BUT LIKE. DUDE#TED LASSO TALKING ABOUT TRIANGLES I WAS LIKE 'AH YEAH A NOD TO TRIANGLES IN SPORTS' THEN THEY OUTRIGHT SAID IT#AND THEN#HE TELLS THE STRATEGY TO BEARD WHO INFORMS HIM ITS THE DUTCH STRATEGY OF TOTAL FOOTBALL#BRENDAN HUNT GOT THE LAST WORD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY FR#BRENDAN MUST BE SO HAPPY W THAT 😭😭😭 YOU KNOW HE LOVES DUTCH FOOTBALL. AND NOW HE GOT HIS WORD IN#GODDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT EPISODE WAS SO GOOD#THINGS ARE GONNA TURN AROUND FOR RICHMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tobin talks#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers
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as if i dont have enough wips i get 1k words into a cavg guardian angels au ill probably also never finish 🥲👍
#g the guardian angel. hates following The Rules bc they are stupid. boy racer cav. always in some kind of mess. hates following g's advice#'why are you welsh. why are you always in lycra.' oh my god mark u cant just ask people why theyre welsh.#anyway cav games the system to make g appear whenever he wants him to (usually he only appears when hes in a mess and needs direct action)#but then g has never been any good at behaving himself.#really they are made for each other but if mark mellows in his old age and stops risking his life in expensive cars and insufficient bikes#then g doesnt need to be there anymore#its a Work In Progress.
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Autistic people who enjoy driving a car as a stim, if you ever get the chance and feel brave and comfortable enough for it, try learning to ride a motorcycle. It's a much more involved experience, so much more of a full body stim
#personal#someone totaled my car in september and i bought a motorcycle in october bc i couldnt afford another car atm#and i *just* got my motorcycle license and rode to work for the first time yesterday#it IS scary to think about#but to be so totally honest driving through traffic on a motorcycle is almost no different#than driving through traffic in a car#biggest advice for dealing with traffic if you currently drive a car and want to get a motorcycle#practice using your side mirrors and physical head turn checks more than your rearview mirror#bc thats all you have on a bike
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finally alluding to the henry call after (checks word count) 6,226 words
Sheuhshsueudhs why is he excited little freeeeaaaak
#I know it’s cause Henry could heal Grant easily to provide some advice#and Henry would come bike to the college if *lark* asked him to#but freak#lemon posts :3
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Im about to start writing/prepare to gm my first kids on bikes one shot
Never played before, only watched some actual plays
Any advice on how to prepare?
My plan is a haunted carnival!
#kids on bikes#teens in space#kids on brooms#actual play#advice#dimension 20#d20#brennan lee mulligan#aabria iyengar
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