#bikant

[29daffodils]

THE BUTT GRAB™

- was improvised??!!!!

- because “khaotung just looked so cute!”?!!?!!

KANAPHAN MY BOY YOU'RE FLYING OFF THE RAILS, HOLD YER HORSES BROOOOOOOO WE NEEDA HAVE A TALK

[fadelbison]

they’re actually verse in the novel physically speaking (though bison IS a straight dom i think?). I wonder if they’ll adapt that because I’d be very surprised, but then again the novel i based on the script so who knows.

spoiler??? but bison straight up just uses a belt to spank/hit the fuck out of Kant and I want to see that shit so bad on screen 😭

anon who came to my askbox being like first looks like he’s about to ride khaotung in that hotel and look he might just be!!!!!!!!!!

[for all: sex spoilers is fine but please don’t send any actual plot spoilers from the novel!]

babe I just saw First’s nipple get clamped and Khaotung using his wee little thumbs to gently push on Kant’s nipple clothespins I don’t think it’s insane to expect to see some spanking.

Of course Bison is a straight dom. Of course he is!!!

I don’t need the novel to know that Bison won’t let anyone but his brother dom him. Don’t even look at me I know FadelBison are not in it like that but they should be. the should be!!!!!! I think Bison is by far the crazier of the two and I don’t mean because of the BDSM. I mean the pulling his gun out to sing karaoke, falling for some random tattoo artist, the outbursts, the pride in his work.

I think this is another character that is going to be hard to love but I trust that First once more will find a way to convincingly love him. And idk the narrative of Jojo’s shows has become a gentle suggestion to me atp so…

Kant might be crazy enough to get tied up and blindfolded voluntarily by an assassin but at the end of the day the only person Bison will ever trust with his life is Fadel. The only person he could go down on his knees for while his hands are tied behind his back is Fadel.

Bison wants Kant to put a baby in him though that much I’m sure about.

[breakingnewslive-gr]

Η Αλίσια Βικάντερ θα υποδυθεί τη θρυλική Λάρα Κροφτ

Η - βραβευμένη με Όσκαρ - ηθοποιός Αλίσια Βικάντερ θα υποδυθεί τη Λάρα Κροφτ, την όμορφη, έξυπνη και αθλητική Βρετανίδα αρχαιολόγο, η οποία πηγαίνει σε αρχαίους και επικίνδυνους τάφους σε ολόκληρο τον κόσμο, για να ανακαλύψει τα μυστικά τους. Η 29άχρονη http://breakingnewslive.net/gr/news/h-alisia-bikanter-8a-ypody8ei-th-8rylikh-lara-kroft?uid=159910&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[29daffodils]

WHERE ARE MY AGE GAP GIRLIES!!!?!!

(the freaky ones i mean, not the ones with the whole “oh that's an illegal age gap” schtick)

i was hoping for a minimum 5-year gap and goddamn yassssssssssss they deliver. i'd have been really so mad if they had made kant and bison closer in age because kant just exudes that maturity that you see in fadel while bison does not. he is what? maybe 2-3 years out of uni at best? well i think people before 25 are a whole other being lmao. and my boy kant has seen things and HE IS OFFICIALLY MY AGE AS ON NOV 20 WHICH IS MY B'DAY BTW YES MANY THANKS BUT HELLOW!!!!!!;;

WHERE ARE MY FREAKY AGE GAP GIRLIES AT!!?!!

[29daffodils]

they promised us rom-com, and they delivered.

[29daffodils]

i bet my left kidney on the fact that kant grabbed that ass and helped bison ride him into infinity last night. he is wayyyy too chill otherwise.

[29daffodils]

the day i finally get married

me : mum, dad, meet my husband - kant.

kant : *nods*

also me : and this is kant's husband - bison.

bison : *smiles* *whips out gun and fires shots like a bihari on wedding day*

[29daffodils]

WHERE ARE MY FREAKY AGE-GAP GIRLIES AT?

— post #2

so i was talking to a dear friend (you know who you are my lovely, A) about how they barely gave us the age gap and i think.... clarification needed on my previous post : 5-years is not freaky lmao.

tbh i envisioned bison's character to be just like this right from the moment they started releasing the fits and other pics and he just looked so.... young. khaotung is an extraordinary actor, for that matter, because he captures young bison's naivety really well.

in my head i had been picturing bison's jailbait ass and kant getting together and doing all the nasty deeds lmao, except one day i decided to let it out and some idiots tried to cancel me 🤣

anyway, if you're still confused what I'm getting at,

bison should've been 18-19 at best and kant at least 27, if not more. and this is me keeping it pg-13 for all the antis lol.

“make him 16,” i say, and they boo me with, “ewww, also how is he a killer if he's 16?”

me : okay, fine. he just turned 18 tonight and has uncle kant half an arm deep in his ass.

(also, LET KANT FIST BISON!!!!!! *RATTLES CAGE*)

anyway, come scream at me about illegal age gaps, my dms are open. drop your filthiest bikant thoughts there. <3

[fadelbison]

just got a headcanon of bison with his extra sweet khaotung face telling kant he loves him so much that he wishes he could baby trap him and kant is so charmed by it that they proceed to have dirty nasty breeding kink sex over it then promptly blacked out

[29daffodils]

[29daffodils]

(twitter is restricting me because muskrat sucks, so anyway. i probably will take this idea somewhere because i have a vague plot in mind, but i wanna wait for canon to be out because i like writing CC fics. this already has some dark themes compared to what i usually write //shameless fluff and angst// so do with that what you will.)

(on a different note, all the antis can feel free to block me now. I'm one of those freaks you talk about.

yes, I don't believe in censorship. yes, I don't believe in harassment. and yes, i think fictional tastes don't reflect your moral character irl.

now. )

[fadelbison]

we have to make decisions as a fandom are we really going to let top and bottom conventions - which are as fake as gender btw - let us deprive us of BIKANT as a ship name???? you can’t possibly prefer kantbison???with the power of the masses we can and we will have BiKant

[29daffodils]

cackling internally at the fact that canon can try to pry the “problematic” age gap bikant out of my cold dead hands but i am sure not letting go.

(anyway, ship what you want. write what you want. it's all goopy brain nonsense anyway.)

[29daffodils]

and there i was, thinking i'll never find one of you 😩

truly, such a spoilsport. tch.

[29daffodils]

my bluesky has so much impure illegal bikant that people will cancel me even before the show is out lmao. i mean, i was almost cancelled and kicked out of fandom (what a joke) by these antis back in may, but hahahhaahahah

I'm still here.

anyway if you're into dead dove or all the immoral nasty tropes, come find me there. they also included the threading feature at last! 😭

[29daffodils]

apologies to anyone who has started reading my multi-chaptered bikant fic :

sunflower

a lot has been going on and i've literally been unable to write this fic or the commission fic i have. india is literally protesting for stricter laws against sexual violence on women, the country has been in shambles since august 10th after a high profile case (if you are on twitter you'd know) and i've just been... not feeling great, while trying to join protests and fending off shitty indian men on twitter.

i hope y'all understand. apologies yet again though.