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tootyfruityz · 1 year ago
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So Rocky! Do you have any friends? What are they like?
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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year ago
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Everybody: physical therapy hurts! You’re going to feel like you’ve been beaten up after you get out
Me: yep okay
Me when the physical therapy hurts:
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#she said ‘just to warn you; this massage gun is maximum strength. you can’t buy this at home. it’s a professional one’#and my dumb ass said ‘okay :)’ thinking i was going to be fine because i’m not exactly a stranger to vibrations if you catch my drift#BIIIIIIIITCH#i felt like i was being jackhammered into the table and not in a pleasant way#had me sweating bullets and clutching the table for dear life#anyway long story short my knee is taped up now with some sort of special tape that Will remove my skin if i try to take it off too soon#or without soaking#it feels kind of bizarre i won’t even lie. it feels simultaneously like it’s going to come off; but also feels very On There#i love that i’m getting the athlete treatment and i didn’t even have to play a sport. this is what happens when you have weird knees#apparently. did you guys know it’s not really normal to be able to bend your knees backwards?#i’ve been doing it my whole life and never knew. she was like ‘you’re hyperextending your knees’ i was like ‘i’m doing WHAT’#googled it and apparently it’s usually a sign of injury LOL#and apparently my dad could do it too. yeah the same dad who was constantly dislocating hips and elbows and knees. GREAT#honestly am starting to think the only reason this problem (repeated dislocations) has only just flared up is because i am lazy#if i was like my dad and played sports i’d probably have dislocated every joint i have by now#thank god my hobbies are literally all sedentary. anyway. if you need me i’ll be eating dinner (fish fingers and potatoes lol)#personal
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mzcain27 · 6 months ago
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HADESTOWN IS COMING TO SYDNEY
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nanlanmoarchived · 1 year ago
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i love you, bitch, i ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, biiiitch
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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
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umberandmochaagate · 2 years ago
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storkmuffin · 2 years ago
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he is an absolute whore
ben barnes doing the asmr book reading is my favorite video now I desperately need him to do all of the audiobooks for the entire sab series asmr style
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yanqings · 2 months ago
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remembering the trials and tribulations.
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scriptmyworld · 1 year ago
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“you’re my anchor. you’re my tether. that’s what we are to each other.”
and that’s all they need to say, really.
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wurm-food · 4 months ago
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Happy SMILE! :D Day 😍
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adhdbarnowl · 2 years ago
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one-winged-dreams · 5 months ago
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Woe, Dean VC be upon ye
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evl-qn · 5 months ago
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' @nverhad / killian jones.
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" Consider me surprised, Hook. " Bored inflection to her tone belies the truth of her words. She's not surprised in the slightest. Bad enough she's BASICALLY on house arrest, but her home has became all but invaded by yet another to once betray her. It being the pirate is just a glossy red cherry on top of this already banner day. " Tell me. Does my mother call you pet now or are you still in training? "
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nerdomancer · 3 months ago
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BAROMETRIC PRESSURE MY NEMESIS
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shortviolet · 6 months ago
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lmfao 1973 wasn't an interview it was just two besties talking about their boyfriends. two dumbasses telling eachother exactlyyyyyyy
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globoxx · 1 year ago
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After playing Baldur’s Gate 3 I can’t listen to “Waiting for the night” by Ghost without thinking about Shadowheart and Shar
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houndfaker · 1 year ago
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