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So Rocky! Do you have any friends? What are they like?
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Everybody: physical therapy hurts! You’re going to feel like you’ve been beaten up after you get out
Me: yep okay
Me when the physical therapy hurts:
#she said ‘just to warn you; this massage gun is maximum strength. you can’t buy this at home. it’s a professional one’#and my dumb ass said ‘okay :)’ thinking i was going to be fine because i’m not exactly a stranger to vibrations if you catch my drift#BIIIIIIIITCH#i felt like i was being jackhammered into the table and not in a pleasant way#had me sweating bullets and clutching the table for dear life#anyway long story short my knee is taped up now with some sort of special tape that Will remove my skin if i try to take it off too soon#or without soaking#it feels kind of bizarre i won’t even lie. it feels simultaneously like it’s going to come off; but also feels very On There#i love that i’m getting the athlete treatment and i didn’t even have to play a sport. this is what happens when you have weird knees#apparently. did you guys know it’s not really normal to be able to bend your knees backwards?#i’ve been doing it my whole life and never knew. she was like ‘you’re hyperextending your knees’ i was like ‘i’m doing WHAT’#googled it and apparently it’s usually a sign of injury LOL#and apparently my dad could do it too. yeah the same dad who was constantly dislocating hips and elbows and knees. GREAT#honestly am starting to think the only reason this problem (repeated dislocations) has only just flared up is because i am lazy#if i was like my dad and played sports i’d probably have dislocated every joint i have by now#thank god my hobbies are literally all sedentary. anyway. if you need me i’ll be eating dinner (fish fingers and potatoes lol)#personal
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i love you, bitch, i ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, biiiitch
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
#Anonymous#ooc#; saved#i know who this is and i love you biiitch#i ain't never gonna stop lovin' you#biiiiiiiitch
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#finished episode 19#you season 4#I been knew Joe was crazy forever#my guy you crazy forever#the REIGNS this man has rn#with Kate#biiiiiiiitch
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he is an absolute whore
ben barnes doing the asmr book reading is my favorite video now I desperately need him to do all of the audiobooks for the entire sab series asmr style
#ben barnes#THAT BEARD SCRATCH#biiiiiiiitch#also thank you op i didnt know this existsd#wont get much else done today but i feel very alive and that's what counts#Youtube
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remembering the trials and tribulations.
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“you’re my anchor. you’re my tether. that’s what we are to each other.”
and that’s all they need to say, really.
#I probably won’t liveblog much more bc I wanna work on dhabh but BIIIIIIIITCH#they are truly so important to me#critical role#cr spoilers#cr liveblog#laudna#imogen temult#imodna#c3e65
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Happy SMILE! :D Day 😍
#biiiiiiiitch. this is a good one well done Porter#I’m soooo so so so excited to see him when he comes through here I’m so curious how he’ll mix all of his work together#this one in particular is going to go sooooo hard. I know it. give me the pyro and mix it with worlds (maybe fresh static snow) pleaseee#wurm’s song of the day#music recs#porter robinson#Spotify
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#the last of us spoilers#tlou spoilers#the last of us hbo#tlou hbo#kathleen tlou#i’m sorry but i cheered when she died#i understand they tried to humanize her but fuuuUuUuck that biiiIiiIitch
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Woe, Dean VC be upon ye
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#SON OF A BIIIIIIIITCH#they always fucking choose themselves i can't EVER get a say in what my ocs sound like OTL#are you mine#also hi nines ilu#Youtube
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' @nverhad / killian jones.
" Consider me surprised, Hook. " Bored inflection to her tone belies the truth of her words. She's not surprised in the slightest. Bad enough she's BASICALLY on house arrest, but her home has became all but invaded by yet another to once betray her. It being the pirate is just a glossy red cherry on top of this already banner day. " Tell me. Does my mother call you pet now or are you still in training? "
#* ⁰ ¹ / ' starter.#* ⁰ ² / ' reply‚ i won't smile but i'll show you my teeth.#* ⁰ ³ / ' arc‚ curse broken : magic bound.#* ⁰ ⁴ / ' killian jones‚ nverhad.#a biiiiiiiitch
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BAROMETRIC PRESSURE MY NEMESIS
#pyro rambles#Was wondering why I had a headache and achy wrists all day and then I look outside and big ass storm clouds#You biiiiiiiitch
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lmfao 1973 wasn't an interview it was just two besties talking about their boyfriends. two dumbasses telling eachother exactlyyyyyyy
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After playing Baldur’s Gate 3 I can’t listen to “Waiting for the night” by Ghost without thinking about Shadowheart and Shar
#bg3#shadowheart#like the lyrics about the night being tranquil and it being easier to forget fear and such#I could vibe with Shar’s depressing Embrace Darkness doctrine if sharrans weren’t all psycho about it#and if Shar herself wasn’t such a massive biiiiiiiitch
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