#big weenie

[introvertedx10]

[mitchumsstinkums]

It's the end of the year, so that means I have to list my favorite albums and shit! I used to do this on Twitter but now that a big weenie runs that, I'll do it on here.

I was a bit surprised how many great surf albums ended up on here, and there are other great ones that just did not quite get to my top ten. Not to mention that killer soundtrack from Kingdom of the Dead, great vibes. Anyways, I recommend checking out these albums. If anyone would like to suggest any music from this year, please do. I love listening to new stuff.

Wild Echizen - The Fuzziyama Surfers

2. Roller Fink - The Surfrajettes

3. Kingdom of the Dead Soundtrack - Philip Willey

4. Hoof It - The Schizophonics

5. Get Past Go! - The Routes

6. Regn LP - Doktor Plekter

7. Go Action!! - Satan's Pilgrims

8. Records From The Basement Session 2 - Eagle

9. Zodiac - exquisite nights

10. 10,000 Ways To Die - The Delstroyers

[rolling-one-deep]

All these Tik Tok's of Eminem's songs "Big Weenie" & "Stan" just made me go back & listen to the full albums again 🥹

These kids just don't know..

[dead-n-cide]

TODAY'S ANTHEM #426

[gardenofnoah]

“wait, are you really scared?”

you groan into the pillow you have your face smushed into. you know you’ll have indents on your cheeks from how hard you’re holding it, but it’s either that or gorey jump scares.

“yes, touya, i’m fucking scared.”

you hear his chuckle from the other side of the couch and fight the urge to smack him with the pillow. if only it wasn’t the one thing protecting you right now.

“aw,” he coos, dripping in condescension, “poor baby. c’mere—i’ll save you.”

your snort is muffled by the fabric, but you scoot across the couch toward his voice anyway. in a rather impressive display of coordination, you manage to drag yourself up to settle on his chest—all without losing your blinder.

“there ya go,” touya murmurs, plucking the pillow from your hands. you squawk, reaching to grab it back before the next scene.

“why are you like this? give me it—“

you’re cut off by sudden darkness. you blink, and as your eyes adjust, you see much more of your boyfriend’s skin than you had just a second ago.

“touya.”

“yeah, babe.”

“i am in your shirt.”

you feel the laugh rumble under your palms. “yeah, you are.”

“why am i in your shirt?”

“would you rather watch the movie?”

“….good point.”

you don’t have to see his face to know the grin is there when he pats your head through the fabric. you rest your cheek against his sternum, settling in to his warmth. you can concede that it is much better than the pillow, especially when his fingers drag up and down your back, surprisingly soft for the dog that’s all bite. it nearly puts you to sleep until you feel him startle underneath you. against your ear, his heart kicks, fast and sudden.

“…..are you scared?”

he pokes you square in the forehead through the fabric. “of course not. shut up.”

you bite the inside of your cheek to stifle the grin, even if he can’t see it. even the roughest dogs are afraid of something.

[blood-starved-beast]

Interesting phenomenon about Nemesis and her fandom reception is that people are going all over her for being a hot mean woman but few acknowledge how much of a loser she is

And I don't necessarily mean it in a tsundere sort of way but in the way that she is completed and utterly constipated in how she engages her relationships. Trying to admit to liking someone is like pulling teeth. She has no rizz. Her flirtation attempts suck ass yet she asks Melinoe to hit her and audibly moans when she does (in contrast, when she hits Mel it's small damage compared to what Nem asks of her)

Melinoe asks her how she and Artemis are handling things, and Nemesis postures, a lot (which is what she does) only to admit under the smallest bit of pressure that "it's fine" in the weeniest voice that in fact, tell you it's not fine. She says it's "not fair" that her mom's weapons, the Nocturnal arms, don't respond to her and even when Melinoe points out how she has Stygius, Nem insists in an equally weenie voice. She gets defensive when Melinoe does anything that could be seen as coddling (like arguing with Hecate about her).

Nemesis hadesgame, big muscle mommy (which she would absolutely hate being called that actually), is a Weenie Hut Loser.

[paintpaintpaintman]

Friendship ended with Lamb

Now Vitas is my best friend

@fanofthelamb

[buggygerm]

very messy roughs of my interpretation of a younger tails! i imagine after sonic had really settled with taking care of tails he struggled to find clothes and protective gear that would fit him bc he is so eenie weenie... the gloves r too big so they are tied on at the wrist and tails is a little clumsy when he runs bc the sneaks r a size too big. i think he grows into it pretty fast tho. and the little headscarf is just something tails wears when they go into cities/crowded areas because it gives him a sense of security :)

[jishing]

Also something interesting to me: going off the average size of a guitar case this would be their canon heights

[companypsa]

[muttcvnt]

hello darlings today we are taking a break from vile horny posts to say I am writing a lil pokémon mystery dungeon fanfic that is going to be Incredibly Long with a big focus on worldbuilding and ALSO it has lesbians and other queer themes and ummmmm if u constructively beta for me I’ll show u my hole

[cameatslemons]

womens clothing is bullshit. if aliens came down and saw it on the racks they would think all humans are skinny as lollipop sticks

[oldfilmsflicker]

new-to-me #348 - In the Big Yard, In the Teeny-Weeny Pocket

[guccigarantine]

any one of you read brainwyrms by allison rumfitt yet??? if you have can you tell me how scary it is

[ebbpettier]

i don't believe in the fandom concept of problematic faves (all characters should have at least one Problem, i think, for flavor) but if i did, fiona pitch would have a permanent throne at the very top of my list. i just think she's neato-cheetos.

[scourgefrontiers]

last night there was a giant fucking flying roach in our apartment and it was the scariest thing ive ever experienced in my life. i have actual ptsd from childhood trauma and i dont remember ever being that scared