#big oof dude

[sleepydumplingg]

[why-the-heck-not]

maybe maybe a mistake taking astronomy; idk why I thought I'd suddenly be a physics mastermind just bc I have more motivation for it now. It's the first week and I have no actual clue what I'm doing (or more accurately: should be doing. Mostly so far it's been lots of staring and muttering of "what the fuck" in regular intervals)

[ingo-ingoing-ingone]

hey so uhm. I don't think I can go into this year without admitting my sins. so I got into submas about two months ago and within the first day or so I read ABYS(which on it's own has ruined me in a million ways(positive)), but after reading it I had gotten on a magma with two people, one of which sent in a jjk panel that I made this wretched thing with. It has been lovingly named "emmet's turn with the legs" and I think about it more often than I'd like. it sends me into a fit of laughter everytime. happy new year

The WHEEZE THAT CAME OUT OF ME WHEN I SAW THIS

I think I vaguely said "help" but I don't know, I made SOME noise that sounded like bagpipes being backed over

Thank you for this, I'll be saving it in my fanart folder when I get back on my laptop 😂

[vonneschlecht]

okay if you see folks get ecstatic that lukas kristjanson isn't the main writer for any of the companions.

this is because his previous characters are Sera, Carter, and Aveline.

[jonathanstims]

so goddammed embarrassed for this fucking guy

[scuorge10]

The amount of people who deny that Antinous is a bad person astounds me honestly. Because, he literally says the lines “Why don’t you open her room so we can have fun with her”, that should let y’all know what kind of man this is 😭

Rather he did it or not he has the intentions to and that makes him a crappy person. Also the song “Hold them Down” is pretty self explanatory imo on what kind of person he is.

[bruciemilf]

How are you, hon? 💗

Bit stressed out bf of my SATs, but I'm trying to pull through!!

[thebonerpit]

After playing four huge new games in a row recently I wanted to jump back into a game I've already played, and I ended up on Assassin's Creed Valhalla. It kind of made me reflect a bit on how initially I was quite disappointed with this game but now it's really, really grown on me.

I'm a huge fan of the newer AC games but when Valhalla first came out it was a very distant third place in that trilogy. There are still some things that annoy me (being forced into open combat for so many encounters rather than being able to stealth) but I think what threw me off the most at first was coming into it after Odyssey which has SUCH different vibes.

Like, Origins to me is a really fun adventure/mystery story. It has some dark and serious elements but it also has Bayek who can be quick-witted and funny, it has the great Bayek/Aya romance, and it has the creation of the Hidden Ones which is SO cool. And then Odyssey is just pure joy imho. Alexios/Kassandra is a big old goober and they're so silly and I mean I guess it depends on the choices you make but it always makes me feel so fufilled and happy at the end when the family gets back together. It's heroic and light-hearted, has a lot of really goofy side missions, and even the world itself is bright and colourful and full of life.

Then you have Valhalla. Valhalla is DARK. It has this overarching sense of futility and inevitability, like your fate has been written and there's no escape. Eivor is stoic and brusque and violent and quite frankly a little unlikeable. A lot of the victories don't even feel like victories. They're tainted by loveable characters dying, friends betraying you, basically: winning but at what cost? Eivor often feels lost in their own story, being manipulated by people like Basim and Fulke and Alfred. They're also burdened with Odin's memories and end up having to leave everyone they know and love to deal with that.

But it also has these moments of searing beauty that make it into a wonderfully stirring experience, and I think it took me a while to realize that. I missed the joy of Odyssey so much I couldn't appreciate what Valhalla had to offer. I've been listening to the OST a lot and I think it captures that bittersweet vibe perfectly... the main theme alone is so haunting. Most of the England you explore is dirty and muddy and brown but every once in a while you are at the top of a hill and you see a beautiful sunrise light up the gold in the trees and it's breathtaking. That, to me, is what Valhalla excels at.

[aviiatrix]

// Due to circumstances with one of our elderly dogs getting hurt I haven’t really slept and I have to stay up to fix my sleep. I may answer small-ish stuff but that’s if I can make sure I’m coherent enough to write. Otherwise I may just be around tomorrow after my sleep is fixed. 😭 Or if I can squeeze a small nap in today.

[critterbutt]

what the FUCK was that dream holy shit

[thegaymalefatale]

When your former youth pastor is on Grindr asking for S&M shit and you message him saying his name and he immediately blocks you:

[blog-of-reaction]

Yeah, let’s just casually make an enemy of a high ranking CIA dude, that can’t go wrong.

[wp100]

god i love him

[vagabondmp3]

like i love karlach but having 6 of these motherfuckers in my range of sight installs fear into anyone

[mrfoox]

Idk what it is about the dudes in my life and redhair/gingers...

[cerebraldischarge]

My dreams, man.... WTF.

We were making an unreasonable quantity of soup (huge aluminum vat, about 100 people putting stuff into it, I was one of the vegetable peeling/cutting people) and this guy next to me, who had been there longer, was going on and on about how "disabilities aren't real unless you got them the right way" and "born that way? Pfft, that's a lie, if you did, your parents would have 'dealt with' you". The manager of the veggie section was going around in a wheelchair but "that's okay" because "he got it in Normandy" (idk how because the manager was like 50, but dreams be weird). Then the jerk started to egg me about why I don't "try to do something like that" instead of working in a soup factory. I'm like, well, I did try, but didn't make it. Then I was like, why are *you* here, to which he threw his shirt off, revealing a bunch of scars and being like "I did my part".

I woke up thinking that he might be right and feeling insecure and small af, like when you get a bad grade and feel ashamed.

Then in the next moment it registered that "oh shit oh fuck, that was a dream, it didn't actually happen" and I was like what the periwinkle fuck?!