#big monster thang

[numberonesnarkfan]

*skitters over*

More werehuggy rich for the poor?

Ask and it is delivered.

[ciggycat-art]

Doshaguma deez nuts (ive been thinking about MH Wilds all week)

[devilskniife]

actually going to scream and cry and throw up

[oflgtfol]

like sorry i do think there is a CRIMINAL lack of bottom symby and it kinda bugs me i once again made yet another top symby fic but like. like. hello. hello. its dark in here

[animutate]

i would reach peak happiness on a school computer lab in like 2008 maybe. on a free day.

[yuckiemouth]

see no ion think any of enha have like monster dicks but like...I FEEL LIKE NIKI SLANGIN

JAKE AINT TOO BAD

HEESEUNG AND JAY THEY AINT THE BIGGEST BUT THEY def not small and they know how to USEEE ITTTT like

i think sunoo amd jungwon r the smallest

SEEEEE this is how I feel too. Riki and Sunghoon got big thang, Jake is short, but more girthy yk???? Heeseung and Jay are average for sure..

Now lemme speak upon Sunoo and Jungwon. Jungwon is the SMALLEST idc y’all say Sunoo is small just cuz of how he looks, but just cuz ya cute doesn’t mean you ain’t big. Let’s say Sunoo is the pinkiest, but not the smallest that’s for sho

…. Hey, do y’all think they’re hairy down there or what?

[hubristicassholefight]

Hubristic Assholes tourney Round 1 part 3a

Herbert West (Re-Animator, both book and film) vs Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

Propaganda below cut

Herbet

Literally has a whole monologue about defying god in the second movie. (https://youtu.be/BOt0rRhofuI?si=o7wCwAaT347jUmcp)

Playing God by defying death itself

Victor

"ouh im gonna create life from scratch and it's gonna be Pog and Slay" WRONG it wwas FUCKT . he didnt give that thang enough SKIN even . and then it killed his whole family, well he is just a silly guy .

Textbook definition of fuck around and find out. To his credit - yeah, he was a genius who sped through All Of Chemistry Classes in 2 years and revolutionized the field of natural sciences at his university while he was barely 20, arguably invented biochemistry (and then never told anyone) and created a human(ish) being from scratch (and again, never told anyone), BUT Honestly I don't even need to say anything here, I can literally just paste a direct quote: "Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world. A new species would bless me as its creator and source; many happy and excellent natures would owe their being to me. No father could claim the gratitude of his child so completely as I should deserve theirs." He saw LIFE AND DEATH ITSELF as just a STARTING POINT ffs Needless to say, the "find out" stage hit him like a freight train making the rest of his life just one long trauma conga line until he died completely alone before even hitting 30 Give it up to our king of hubris, Greatest pathetic wet meow meow of gothic literature tbh

thought he could be better than God by making his own man so that he could later bring people (his mother) back to life. whole thing blew up in his face cause 1. he made it way too big and way too able to kill people 2. he immediately got scared of it and ran away 3. he left it alone without teaching it how to actually function as a human, further adding to the murderous tendencies.

Thinks making life is easy. Does not consider the life he made actually worth anything, He's like the platonic ideal of a shitty parent who wants recognition for Being A Parent without actually having the ability to care for someone else, just taken to a cartoonish extreme. Look where that got him.

Tries to create a whole ass person from scratch. It does not go well; The guy needs no introduction. Guy tries creates a whole human person cobbled together from dead bodies, breathes life into it, immediately abandons his creation, and proceeds to have his life completely destroyed when said creation goes on a rampage of revenge. Subtitle of the book is literally the 'Modern Prometheus.'

Do I really have to explain this one. He made a Guy. He played God. Then the Guy killed his entire family and (boy)friend; He is Pathetic

Victor wanted to play god. Created monster. Monster tried to kill him. Killed his brother, his gf, and his BFF, and came after him. A horror icon, and the modern archetype of the mad scientist in fiction. He's a pathetic pissbaby that needs to be punched. Cunt dies in the end get rekked lol.

I mean come on, Please he's like the guy

[neko-naruto]

confused and annoyed (it's all i find i think about)

summary: they may be unversed in the ways of romance, but they're sure as hell trying

tags: fluff, love confessions, they r dumbasses, shadow watches naruto

authors note: i blame the reinvigoration of my longtime sonic interest on @ohposhers go look at his art, it fucks severely. n e ways, title from a chemlab song, hope ya'll enjoy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57788908

"You like him," Rouge sing songed as she trailed Shadow through the halls.

"Shut up," Shadow answered with, ears flattening to his head as he spoke.

Rouge just laughed to herself, "Alright, I can leave you be."

Shadow waved her off, "Yeah, sure, go ahead."

"Oh? I've really hit a pressure point this time." There's almost a cackle in the way Rouge laughs, a threat on her saccharine smirk.

"Nuh uh!"

"Yeah huh."

She's off before Shadow can swivel around to stop her from leaving, unable to swear her to silence on the matter. Sure, he knows that their trust runs too deep for her to just gossip the topic without any finesse. But something in the pit of his stomach says otherwise.

She's so gonna snitch on him for having a dumb heart, isn't she?

-/-/-/-

"No? Really?" Sonic asked eagerly, leaning in to be closer to his friend.

Knuckles gave a huff, "What about it?"

"Him though? Of all Mobians?" Sonic doubled down with.

"Like you're any better."

Sonic shrugged, "I can't give you any advice if you want Shadow thee Hedgehog, Ultimate Lifeform, mega full of himself-"

"He's not though," Knuckles said, just quiet enough that Sonic would barely hear, "Once you get to know him he's pretty nice."

Sonic's ears flicked back as Knuckles spoke, "Ohhhh, so you're really close with him. I see how it is."

"Get your head out of the gutter, Sonic!" Knuckles snapped back, red painting his muzzle at the notions.

"Sure thang, Knux! But really though, I gotta skedaddle," Sonic said.

"Don't you dare tell anyone!"

Sonic's already darting off at a considerably slower pace than usual as Knuckles speaks, to make sure he hears maybe. Knuckles doesn't bother chasing after him, he's too fast to effectively catch up in time before he's off on a mission or chatting with someone else. He better not fucking gossip about this with anyone else.

Would he…?

Knuckles shakes the thought from his head and grabs a new focus; find Tails for a ride back up to Angel Island.

-/-/-/-

Shadow doesn't sleep that night.

Instead he ruminates.

He watches his dumb ninja anime that Tails said he'd probably enjoy, something about losing everything they love for vengeance and struggling to be seen as more than a monster. He'd made it in about, oh, thirty episodes? Around thirty episodes before he started feeling feels about it.

Naw man he fucking gets it. He'll have to ask the kid for more recommendations.

He heads out to the kitchenette to grab some more snacks because he ran out and he's thirsty. He finds Rouge leaned on the counter sipping a cup of coffee, decaf he presumes, she raises a brow as she stares at him.

"Hi, Rouge," Shadow begins as he reaches for a cupboard to grab a packet of microwave popcorn.

"Turn down your tv, if I have to hear that 'of the sand' guy screech one more time I'm gonna lose my mind," Rouge said bluntly.

Shadow cringes a bit at being caught up so late watching anime. He flicks on the tap to get some water, "Sorry."

"I thought you'd be up blasting your favorite emo bands if I'm being real."

"They're not emo-"

"I know, I'm just fuckin' with ya. I didn't expect you to be over it so soon though."

"Over what?"

"Me making off like I was gonna gossip about your big fat crush on Knuckles."

"You did, didn't you?" Shadow just sighed, word would come out sooner, and it's too late in the night to effectively track them down. Also, he wants to get back to watching his show.

"Uh, no? Nobody was bartering me any gems for the intel," Rouge answered with, "C'mon, how much of a bitch do you take me for?"

Shadow shrugged.

"I did get something for you though."

"You did?"

"Ice cream."

"Ice cream…?"

Rouge placed down her mug to swing open the freezer, "Yep! Wasn't sure how broody you'd be, it's your favourite flavour- Tiger Tail."

"Thanks," Shadow said quietly, sliding his popcorn into the microwave.

"I got you one other thing too," Rouge said, there's that sly grin on her face.

Shadow raises a cautious brow, "What did you get…?"

"A bunch of grapes! They're Knuckles favourite, hand 'em over when you confess!"

"Confess? I just realized it was a crush, Rouge."

"Oh I know, but it's good to have a plan!"

-/-/-/-

Knuckles spends the following days not exactly terraforming his island, but definitely doing some terrain work. Mostly punching trees, invasive species he'd imagine. But really, he just needs to blow off some steam.

Is steam the right word?

He's just working through the motions.

Chaos, why is everything so hard to make sense of? Is it love? Is it friendship? Or does he just really adore Shadow, because who wouldn't? He's so cool, he can't blame himself for feeling so messed up over all of this.

But he does.

His paws hurt when he watches the wood of a pine tree splinter and crumble under the force behind each movement. Swift and forceful. Each time he launches his fist at the wood he wonders how long it'll take before he starts to tear away like that. Just fall apart and collapse like it's doing right now.

With a loud crash it hits the dirt and he's panting as he falls back onto the dirt, staring up at the clouds.

He needs to head back to the emerald.

-/-/-/-

Shadow is waiting for him, just sitting against the stand that the gemstone is propped on. Knuckles sits down near him, not quite next to him, but close enough to count.

Neither of them speak for a long time.

Neither of them want to speak- the silence is like a second home.

Eventually Shadow 'breaks' the silence, shatters the stillness, he holds out a hand. Not a lot, not actively reaching for Knuckles. But his paw rests at the mid point between the both of them, palm down on the pseudo-concrete.

Knuckles doesn't move right away, didn't expect either of them to move. He expected this to be another sit down on the island and stare at the sky for hours before Shadow wordlessly leaves kind of thing. He still tentatively reaches out to meet Shadow's paw with his own.

Again, the stillness stagnates like that of a pond. Beautiful things can propagate in stillness and quiet, Knuckles doubts this'll be an example in the same way the lotus flower is an example.

He doesn't speak, neither does Shadow.

He's more focused on the contact, paw to paw. Covered by a glove, but still sparking like electric currents.

Clouds drift, the sun starts to fade. It's nice. It's quiet and tense and tender all at once but it's nice. Usually contact this close comes with sparring, which is another type of contact that they both enjoy.

"I like this," Shadow said, voice quiet. Somewhat out of fear that he'd ruin the moment if he spoke too loud.

Knuckles nodded, "Yeah."

"This whole love confession thing is dumb as balls," Shadow said bluntly, snatching away his hand only to hold his head in both with a groan.

"I couldn't agree more," Knuckles answered with.

"Can we just say that we both mutually like each other and call it a day? I don't have the capacity or experience to take you on a nice dinner date."

"Sounds good to me."

"Okay, okay great- that actually wasn't too bad."

"Speak for yourself, I was dying."

"Agreed."

"So, now that it's out in the open, wanna go spar?"

"Oh hell yeah."

[blackkatdraws]

This big guy says hi!

(lore in the tags ahem ahem)

PRETTY PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gala gala gala stuff!! my goal is to draw as many ppl in the thread as possible so no colors for you! if i colored all of this it would be hell! its also more loose for this reason!

from top to bottom and right to left, we have:

@beartitled's adventure line; friendship? 👉👈

@kirchefuchs' stan and narry; THEYRE SO!!

@amarieth's narry; dont be shy! this gala's for everyone :D! i couldnt tell if the stripeys were a texture or a pattern, so i went with pattern

@heavensstar's GORGEUS KING HELLO??? im, love he?? me when me when HE?? heem.

and @rosieemms' narry; he is so very handsome! unfortunately for Aesop tho lol; ive worn like this exact outfit before!! it made me feel very gender

alright back to drawing! bye byeee

[oddballwriter]

Werewolf! Moon Boys NSFW Headcanons

Warnings: Okay so now I'm really feeding the monster fuckers so watch out for mentions of knotting, heat, and animalistic sex, and size differences. 

Author’s Snip: Time to really let my monster fucker hair down lol

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

Marc Spector

Marc isn't against having sex when he's turned. I'm sure he's spent a few moments the morning after a full moon think about it. But he's scared that he might hurt you in the process

Because he's aware that he's bigger than his normal size, in both ways, so he doesn't know if maybe he'll be too big for you to take

Also, he might hurt you because he thinks that while in the moment he'll get to hyped up and he thinks that he might start doing the thing where dogs get really rough when their playing with something and that scares him

You honestly have to look at him and say that you're willing to take the risk for the sake of getting to smash

Okay but hear me out, what do you bitches know about heats and knotting (yeah we're letting the monster fucker freak flag fly today babes)

I don't think that Marc thinks that his dick is able to knot. He knows what it is, but he just doesn't make that connection in his mind that his penis can also knot similar to a wolf

Man has just never fully thought about it he's too busy being angsty and ashamed of being a werewolf. So when you finally get to fuck and he wakes up the next morning with himself still inside you he's like "Holy shit I actually can."

Sex is as animalistic and good as you think it is, and you will never complain. That thang does fucking WORK in there. It's hitting everything and then some

Marc worries about exhausting you when heat comes along but I mean... You're getting a huge dicking for like god knows how long every night

And the growling and snarling, and panting... bitch imagine

Steven Grant

Steven, bless his heart, was aware that having sex while in werewolf form might be something that would take a lot out of you, and at first refused the idea of doing it because he didn't want to hurt you or god forbid break something

But he's just a man, and he has a man's brain, and he can be a completely different size than you are. So at some point, he bites.

Steven insists that you do a safe signal and they he will try to stay coherent when in werewolf state so that he can notice it

But he finds out that you never use it

He was aware of the knotting and he was worried that it might hurt you, but you said it was fine and so he just, lets it happen

Afterwards he licks your face to give it kisses like how a dog would

Maybe clean you up like that too *cough cough*

The heat though, he genuinely wants you to stay away because he doesn't want to have you send all your energy just being his chew toy. Even if you insist that you're into that

He does hold himself back because he is still worried about hurting you though

Jake Lockley

Oh, he's thought about it. A lot. The whole thing

But he never mentioned it until you started showing interest in it because he didn't want to scare you or accidentally force you into it/make you feel like you have to

But upon hearing you suggest it he's on board. Bestie, he was already on the boat. Made the boat to sail, even.

He asks if you want him to hold back or go all out, and once you give your response he's like "Say less ;)"

I mentioned in the sfw version that Jake is mostly the one fronting during the transformation of both turning into a werewolf and changing back and probably just is the one fronting when they are a werewolf, so Jake has been able to be more conscious when in their state rather than being more animal like

So he's there when you're having sex, but he lets some of those instincts take control because he knows that's what you want

Also, he isn't afraid of heats either

Listen, he knows what the fuck you're here for. He's not going to be like Steven and Marc where they're scared and ashamed of having this part of them and the things they might do during sex and heats. He's not going to act like you aren't here for that shit.

Jake knows that you're down for getting split tf open and being it nonstop when they go into heat

Jake's nasty, you're nasty, you guys can get nasty together

Side note. All three of them are secretly into when you call them "good boy" in bed both when in their werewolf state and out of it, and sometimes as a kinky treat you can call them a "bad boy/dog" too

[goldengodcannibal]

I'm a little high and I went and got Chipotle and now I'm home and this thang is so fucking goddamn big. Please look, I'm crying

I have to wrap both hands around it together to even get around the girth. This is a fucking monster magnum dong of a burrito.

[son1c]

Ask so long I had to write it in a Google Doc… 422 words btw. If you were wondering.

All of your designs are so interesting, Lovelyn, but I’ve picked out a few!

First of all... the kitty. Chimera Sonic ilysm <3 I want to hug him but he'd bite my face off. So creature. The mere concept is so interesting because Sonic's whole thing is being a hero, and now he's a monster. Who kills people. Which is exactly what Sonic does not want to do. Ughhh many thoughts (I'm going to watch that anime I swear)

And then there's Gale!! Wings :D Just love him so much. Overpowered little thang with an awesome hat, who then loses power at the end and can’t ever really be whole again ever. Compared with Bermuda (also on the list)?? They're even more opposites than canon Sonic and Shadow are, and it's already an interesting dynamic with them. It's like if you stretched them to the most extreme sides of the spectrum, and yet... also many thoughts

Bonus Bermuda mention again! Tragic fishy (I love sirens). I like his wings, they're really cool and very functional too. I can just imagine him opening them up to look bigger/more menacing. And the color palette rocks!!

And Teddy!! Ignoring the “typical” Sonic character body shape? Hell yeah!! I love it when OCs are just a normal guy. With paws. Shadow and Teddy are the cutest methinks. My comfort ship fr. Because I can’t hug Chimera Sonic I will hug Teddy instead <3

I can’t forget Jack, either. Ultimate girl boyfriend. The bestest rival. I love when people break “typical” Sonic character rules. I also love her fluff. If I were her I’d have as much ego too. She deserves it.

And last but definitely not least, the Falling Stars duo. I love all three of Sonic’s designs, especially the robot one (although he wouldn’t be as enthusiastic as I am about it), and Shadow is an epic guy with identity issues. Honestly, one of my favorite things to think about is Sonic with amnesia, and with Shadow is a bonus. I love your take on it.

I love all of your designs and I would yap more (about Three and Fibula and Bullet too), but this is bordering on essay length and I don’t know if making it any longer is a good idea. Your brain is so big!! And your art style is so beautiful!! I definitely made the best choice following you <3 

THANK YOUUUUU

[philcon2016]

Alright, let’s talk about Undertale Orange.

Ok, so me and a couple of friends were talking about our ideas about Undertale prequel games a couple of months ago and no joke, one of my friends had an entire story thought up about the Bravery soul, and I added a few things to make it work better.

So, our idea hinges on where we find the tough glove and manly bandanna. If I remember correctly, the tough glove was found in Snowdin, while the manly bandanna was found somewhere in the Ruins (I think because I played Undertale, like, once because I felt like I did everything I wanted to do [no genocide only true pacifist] so correct me if I’m wrong). So bravery likely never passed or never got to Snowdin. So what we were thinking was: we never explored the forest in Snowdin. Maybe there’s an entire community of monsters in the forest. And since bravery was headed into a forest in Twin Runes (by @akanemnon ) on the page where Chara was talking about the 6 human souls and what they have in common (the answer is, of course, Ball Game.), that made me remember the theory. Now, here’s a plot synopsis of pacifist:

So, we go through the Ruins, sort of like normal Undertale. But, Bravery says ‘fuck this’ when they are told to stay in the Ruins, and PUNCHES THROUGH A FUCKING WALL(probably explaining the under renovations room in UT). This leads them to the Forest, where they are spotted by a cloaked buck named Roman(no he is not the river man.) and the dude just points in the direction of a town (this dude doesn’t speak for most of the game, only saying a couple lines and is seen in the background of some screens.).

So, the deal with Roman was that he was in the War. He wields a big ass hunting knife for his fight (spoilers for genocide he’s the sans of the game) and the ONLY REASON why he doesn’t kill Bravery right away is because he’s got a soft spot for children.

So bravery goes to the town and finds the Martlet/Papyrus of the game, a wolf girl named Sandra or something, and she immediately becomes friends with Bravery. She tells them about another area, Cave’s River (real good naming there, Asgore.), where she tells them to go if they wanna get home.

So they go to Cave’s River, where they meet METTATON’S GHOST WHAT THE FUCK? This is only a part of this because we both like Mettaton and it’ll be a development point for Mettaton, because he’s depressed and is scared to interact with anyone (just like me frfr), but Bravery is actually kind to Mettaton and he becomes the monster kid for the area. Also it looks amazing. Think of a gigantic mineshaft from *[[MINECRAP]], only filled with luminous stones from *[[Having trouble breathing?]] [[WILD THANG]] and *[[I have crippling depression]] [[dommy mommy~]] and the water is reflective as fuck and you see lava in the background. It’s fucking cool. Also the river man’s there to take you to…

The old kingdom.

This is where we see Roman again, and he tells us how he wasn’t ‘brave enough to stop the humans from sealing us in the underground’ bla bla bla lore lore lore. Then he tells them about Asgore’s plan, and yadda yadda yadda Asgore gets the bravery soul the end.

Ok I cheated a little bit at the end by skipping a lot of stuff, like some areas, characters, and story. If anyone wants to polish up the story, some stuff, they’re more than welcome to.

[stagbeetleboy]

I like that monster horror is like always like: hm what’s scary? Oh yeah thangs that are big slimy!

Like brother being big and slimy is sexy not scary. I’ve got a boner now.

[matrixxsystem]

Terrapin Soup Part 8 (2/2)

Usagi peeked out looking both ways before approaching, he looked into one of the crates lined around the side of the building and pulled out some rope, tying up the guy after Leo got off him, "Good work, I just realized I hadn't really seen you in action till now. We should spar together more often." "Yeah? You should spar with me and my brothers too, we really go all out. But first, how do you wanna deal with this Toad guy? I know quickly and quietly above the rest but like, any solid plan?" Usagi glanced to Leos sword for a moment, "How many portals can you make at once?" "The more I make the smaller they get, there was that time I made like.. Five? While fighting Shredder, and like ten or so when I was in the Battle Nexus with pops- But I can connect quite a few as long as I can see em, why?" "If you make the walls portals he can't escape. It'll make things much easier if he's in a box." "Oh hey that's pretty smart! Okay so we open the doors and get in, I portal the walls and you can do ya thang with him." "Are you ready though? You we're very apprehensive about knowing what I do when we started dating, I don't want to make you uncomfortable if things get a little.. Messy." "That's really sweet of you, but I promise I'll be fine okay? Besides, you said it yourself, if I'm ever gonna do this kinda thing on my own I should get over any weird feelings I have about it now before it becomes a problem." The both gave a nod, Usagi carefully sliding one of the doors back, closing it behind them when he and Leo we're inside. There wasn't much light, it was a mess inside of broken wood pillars and bits of glass and dirt that had been mostly swept towards to walls. There was a mound of sacks making some kind of make shift bed towards the back where their target sat, fiddling with a small wad of cash. He didn't even bother to look up as he spoke, "What'd I tell yuhs 'bout disterbin' me before the ride ets here huh-?" "Yeah.. See, about that.. How about instead of a get away ride, we just take you to a whole new place?" "It's called hell. And there's a special seat there just for you." Leo looked over at Usagi as he pulled his sword back out. "That was so cool wait- I'm so using that line with the next villain I fight that was incredible-!" "Not the time love." "Oh! Right- Right sorry-" He spun his odachi letting his portals coat the walls, thankfully he'd been getting much batter at controlling and maintaining his portals so he was confident they wouldn't let him down tonight. The toad perked up hearing the different voices, glaring at the two as he got up standing to his full height which.. To be honestly after fighting such big yokai and monsters his what, six and a half feet tall? It wasn't exactly impressive. Leo stood back and gave a glance to Usagi and winked, "Go get em baby~" Usagi rolled his eyes and took a step forward. "What is this?! Do you even know who I am!? I run this goddamn town! I own this goddamn town!" "Mm.. Yeah I don't think so. What do you think Sagi? Does he own this town?" Usagi glanced between the two, "Well I think you both talk too much in these moments for one. But I also think this mucus covered dirt bag should learn his place. You hurt my teacher, unfairly I might add. Now fight. Your life depends on it." Leo blushed a little, having a quarter life crisis suddenly when he realized Usagi's threatening tone was more the enough to make the blood rush to his face. Yikes.. He didn't even notice in the few moments he was contemplating his existence the Usagi had quickly taken control of the situation, his sword pressed against some kind of gun the toad had. It clearly wasn't doing much in close range, and with no where to go it was a pretty quick fight. 

Leo wondered for a moment as he watched the back and forth why it'd been so hard for Hyo to get to him, though from what he knew there were a lot more underlings fighting for him, they were in a much more open space, and there were other people, possibly innocent people he had to fight around and not cause damage to the buildings around them too.. The yokai was already pretty beat up on top of that so he'd done most of the work for them actually.. But by the time he'd managed to process that all Usagi had the toad pinned to the ground at his mercy. There was something he couldn't quite hear but Usagi looked pissed off by his words, despite the toads wide eyes and scared demeaner Usagi didn't even consider the yokai's last words. Leos portals vanished as he stepped closer wanting to make sense of the situation but before he could there was a dark flash of red that exploded onto them. Usagi's sword now in the center of his torso, not too far from where it started much closer to his neck. Leo's eyes widened as he felt the warmth coating his hands and plastron, dripping down to the floor.  "Hm.." Usagi pulled his sword out and swung it away from them, one fluid motion getting the blood off before re-sheathing the weapon. "That was a lot more blood then I thought there'd be..." "Usagi- That is not the thing to be worried about right now!"

 "Ah, right right. Are you okay? No cuts or scrapes? I can't wait to tell Hyo you helped me tonight, I know he doesn't seem like it but I think he's taken a liking to you now that he's gotten used to you coming around-"

"Babe-" He motioned to grab Usagi's shoulders but stopped seeing the blood on his hands, Usagi noticed too and perked up a bit, as if realizing he was in fact worried about the wrong thing. Except he didn't quite catch what Leo was worried about fully. "Oh- Goodness I didn't even bring a towel or anything with us! Are you able to get us to my house quick before we go? We should really get cleaned up before heading back, I'm sure your father will be upset if we tracked blood all over-" Leo sighed a bit and rolled his eyes, "I can but, seriously are we just going to leave this mess here- I-I mean.. I just... Are you sure it was the right thing to do..?" Usagi tilted his head a little, confused as to why he's even question it, but he'd humor him since he was new to this side of things. "Leo, I'm going to tell you something, and it's very important. I don't want to upset you, and you were very brave for coming with me. But this is what bad people deserve, the kind of bad that doesn't stop for 'no' or 'wait' and I know you haven't been here to see the things him and his gang have done, but this was a mercy. If I'd really done it Hyo's way I would have made him suffer the way he made this town suffer. Understand that I feel nothing for what I did, and if you have an issue with it, we'll talk it out after this is all settled. Okay? This warehouse isn't owned by anyone, so once were out I was just gonna break it down and push it off into the river to be washed away. No traces."  Leo took a moment, he knew Usagi was right, he didn't deserve to go on, and in a cell he could just break free from or be broken out of.. It was too risky to just let him go. But there was blood on his hands, so much blood literally staining his hands now. And though it filled the room with a scent that made his nose twitch and his stomach growl it also made his mind twist itself into knots trying to justify murdering someone who couldn't fight back in the moment, which is something him and his brothers swore against when they were young, to help but not hurt. But.. This was the exception, it had to be. Usagi was right..

He was always right.

Leo reopened a portal back to Usagi's house right outside the building, watching as Usagi cut the pillars holding the place together, and as he stepped outside holding a decently sized bag, which telling from the sickeningly sweet scent coming off it held the remains of the toad, he stepped to the portal. The building crumbled before them, falling into it self with only a small puff of dust rising in its place. Usagi let Leo go first, and came through behind him. They were right in the kitchen, "I'll be right back alright? You go upstairs and use the shower, take anything from my room if you need okay? I've got a few comfy sweaters that might fit since it's getting cold out." Leo nodded, still a bit unsure why he felt so.. Out of it? Before he could turn to leave Usagi pulled him back again, leaning up to kiss his cheek. "Thank you for coming with me today. Maybe when it get around to uh.. Making him dinner you could join me? I've been told it tastes just like chicken, I mean since you helped I uh.. I'd like to share it with you."  Fuck he was cute.. Even covered in blood and dragging a body towards the freezer in his basement, he was fucking adorable... Maybe Leo was crazy. But he was fine with that.

He smiled a little and pulled Usagi back before he could pull away fully and kissed him, god that smell was making him hungry.. "Are you asking me out on a date~? Sounds gay, I'm in~ You take care of whatever you need to okay? I'll get a quick shower and text my brothers and tell them we'll be back soon, get an update on how your teachers holdin' up. Then we'll head back and maybe if he ends up staying the night you could too..? I may not have any toad or tortoise but Mikey's got a pizza coming with your name on it" He chuckled a little and nodded, "Sounds like a plan~ I'll be up in a bit." Leo smiled a bit and headed upstairs, quickly so he wouldn't have to sit and watch his boyfriend drag a dismembered body down the stairs. Even though he wasn't as upset as he thought he'd be over it, it was nice that even when his love life could be summed up to a few movie titles, horror movies specifically, it still felt like some romantic dream to him. He wasn't actually focused on the body, but rather the glimpse he caught of Usagi's toned arms pushing and pulling, the little smile he had when Leo spoke, and the way he made sure to thank Leo for his help and not overwhelm him with those more morbid things. It was sweet of him to take that much care and consideration into it.. Yeah.. Psychological defect wouldn't even begin to describe Leo and his unnatural calmness to being an accessory to murder. Whelp at least he's happy.

Part 9.1 Part 1

TS Master Post

[actingwithportals]

It's obvious which team I'm playing for.

[ID: Artfight 2024 team Stardust profile card. The card itself is varying shades of purples and some highlights of blues, with many starry patterns and designs along the template. The top of the card is labeled "Team Stardust".

In the top left corner is a circle cutout where I've inserted an icon of my sona--a humanoid with light minty skin, white messy hair mostly hidden under a blueberry beanie, large red eyes with something akin to black holes glowing white light for pupils, a dark screen on the bottom half of the face with a squiggly purple line for a mouth, green vines snaking around the face and neck with blueberries growing out of them, and wearing dark headphones with antennae over where ears would be.

The rest of the top half of the card contains boxes labeled "User:" (filled in with AwpieRedacted, the dot above the "i" replaced with a blueberry), and "I attack…" (filled in with "Humanoids mostly, monsters maybe, anthros maybe, mechs maybe, ferals unlikely, worms unlikely"). To the right of that are two more boxes, the area above them labeled "I do:" while the two boxes themselves are labeled "Friendly fire" and "Revenge" respectively, both boxes checked off with soft blue four pointed stars outlined in a much lighter blue.

The bottom half of the card shows five cutout boxes, the area above labeled "Featured characters:". From left to right those boxes are filled in with images of: a character with a white mask for a face and dark eyes filled with space, wearing a white cloak and a star painted on its cheek and no mouth, a character with pale skin scarred in various places with greyed out burns, their hair long wavy and dark grey pulled back with a red ribbon and wearing a blue cloak, their eyes mostly dark but pupils ringed with orange, an anthropomorphized owl with branching mismatched antlers on either side of their head, the image overall done in hues of soft green save for their eyes which are blue and full of stars, a five pointed star placed over their head between the tops of their antlers, a fluffy black cat with big sketchy green eyes and his fur wafting off in colors of galaxies, and another humanoid figure with grey skin and silver/white eyes, red hair styled up in a mohawk and wearing dark clothes, her face smiling. (The owl and last humanoid both done in different art styles, these portraits provided by @voidedtea rather than myself.)

Below this at the bottom of the page is a final section labeled "Characters I have:", the listed options being "Human, Feral, Anthro, Monster, Worm, Mech" the first four all being marked with that same earlier four pointed star pasted in the top left corners of their boxes, while "monster" also contains an asterisk in its top right corner. Beneath this is a final box labeled "other:" and that box is filled in with the aforementioned matching asterik and "weird star abomination thang". End ID.]