#big meaty men bumping meat [ big e ]

[freshlyjudgedfiend]

tag dump part 1!

[reginaldqueribundus]

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Rashad Dunn: fbrooks324 asks: past, present or future, who is your dream match as individuals and as a team? Big E: This is an answer that I've answered many times, but my dream match— [Xavier Woods & Kofi Kingston start giggling] Why y'all snickering? How dare y'all snicker? I'm talking 'bout a, a match? That means a lot to me? [trying not to laugh] And y'all wanna sit here and make jokes? And laugh and giggle like schoolgirls? Tee-heein'? Xavier Woods: [laughing] Tee-heein'? Tee-heein'? Big E: That's what y'all were doin'. You were tee-heein'. Y'all already know the answer. If I were to ever have a dream match, it would be against the one, the only! GOLDBERRRRRRG!! [more laughter] Big E: That's right! Goldberg! I don't wanna— I don't wanna hear y'all talkin' 'bout all his work rate! And how guy's on the reg(?). And moon salt! I don't care about any a that. Ya heard? [he starts laughing again] Y'all wanna great match, nah. Bump that. [they all laugh uncontrollably] Big E: I wanna see… two big men, with big [he tries to say “titties” but is laughing too hard] With big chests! [they all laugh so hard they can't sit upright] Big E: And big muscles! Bumpin' meat! Woods: Bumpin' meat?? [everyone is speechless with laughter, nearly falling out of their chairs; Big E has tears in his eyes] Big E: That's why I'm here! That's why I watched wrestling as a kid! You want your five star matches, you want your 30 minute classics, not meeheeheeheehee [uncontrollable laughter continues] Big E: Big meaty men slappin' meat!! [laughing so hard he can barely speak] That's what I want to see! [laughter continues] I'm crampin' up. Woo-hoo-hoo! Hoo!

[cavenewstimes]

Bronson Reed: Everyone Loves My MEAT

Bronson Reed says everyone loves his meat. On April 12, in a tweet without clear context, Reed simply wrote, “It’s evident… everyone loves my meat.” It’s evident… everyone loves my MEAT — BRONSON REED (@BRONSONISHERE) April 12, 2023 Earlier in the day, Reed appeared on WWE’s The Bump and cited Big E’s “Big meaty men slapping meat” quote, and he stated that people loved to see meat get slammed…

[retro-rezz-the-est]

Wifeeyyyyy!!! Rant ahead

But why do I feel like we really have to wait for THE match if the year between Roman and Drew until September when they face off for the UK POV?!?!?

I WANT IT NOW!!! (And not these stupid matches until then!! 😭)

they're trying to distract us with roman vs bork part 345677645 to distract us from how banger the clash at the castle match is gonna be lmao i can feel it within my negro spiritual bones XD

[bastardpacs]

LEGIT I WANT HOBBS BRODY KING AND LANCE IN THA LADDER MATCH BECAUSE B E E F ON LADDERS = RATINGS 🕺✨ (pac and andrade honorary because they ain’t the beefiest but they fulfil the tiddie requirement)

AMY YOU SAID IT AND NOW ITS ALL I WANT!!!! BIG MEATY MEN BUMPING MEAT ON THE LADDERS

ITS ALL I WANT NOW AMY 😩

[joelletwo]

[VD: clip of four guys around a table in an interview, the wrestler Big E being asked a question interviewer rashad dunn: [username] asked, past, present, or future, who is your dream match as individuals and as a team? big e: this is an answer that i've answered many times. but my dream match--

one of the other guys (kofi kingston) starts laughing silently. when big e turns to look at him, the other guy (xavier woods) starts laughing as well. both guys laugh increasingly uncontrollably through the video.

big e: why y'all snickering? how dare y'all snicker? [stuttering through his own laughter] i'm talking about a match that means a lot to me, and y'all wanna sit here and make jokes? and laugh and giggle like schoolgirls? teehee-ing? xavier, both guys doubling over laughing: teehee-ing, he said teehee-ing!

big e: that's what y'all were doing. you were teehee-ing. [getting serious again] y'all already know the answer. if i were to ever have a dream match, it would be against the one, the only, goldberrrrg! that's right, goldberg. i don't want to - i don't want to hear y'all talk about all this "work rate" and how good guys are in the ring and moonsaults. i don't care about any of that. you heard? [he starts laughing with the other guys again and starts struggling to get his words out straight, taking big pauses] y'all want a great match? nah. bump that. i wanna see two big men with big-- [stops to laugh] with big chests-- [stops again, killing the other guys] and big muscles, bumping meat. [this gets even the interviewer to lose it] xavier: bumping meat! stop! stop!

big e: that's why i'm here. that's why i watched wrestling as a kid. you want your five-star matches? you want your 30-minute classics? not me. [collapses in laughter, then regains himself] big meaty men slappin meat! [wheezing out] that's what i want to see. i'm cramping up. [he takes big bracing breaths as everyone loses it]

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two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened