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[turntechanomaly]

MY BOYFRIEND WON THE SPLATFEST LET'S GOOOO

[mytheoristavenue]

Hi hi!!! I'm here to pop into your inbox to remind you about the office part 2 thingy :3 (i absolutely adore your writing by the way, nobody else writes for those 3 as well as u do <3)

Thanks for reminding me!

MHA Fumikage Tokoyami 🍋 - Step Into My Office

Summary: As requested, you meet Tokoyami in his office, hoping he wasn't about to fire you.

Warnings: Office sex, mean!Tokoyami, rough sex, slight manipulation, use of his alias, unprotected sex, AFAB!Reader

Word Count: 1.4K

You waited on the other side of the door, heart hammering in your chest. You'd stood there for nearly ten minutes at this point, trying to gather your courage, staring down a gold nameplate that read 'Tsukuyomi'. With a final, very deep breath, you raised your fist to knock, only to be startled out of the idea by your boss bellowing from the inside. "I haven't got all day."

You quickly scurried in, shutting the door behind you, nervously grooming yourself as you collected your bearings. "M-My apologies, sir." You squeaked, drawing closer. "Y-You wanted to see me?"

"You may not be aware of this, but I am an incredibly busy man." The crow scolded, hands folded neatly under his beak, elbows propped on the desk. "If I offer you my time, I'd advise against wasting it."

"O-Of course, sir," You bowed your head shamefully. "I-It won't happen again."

"I hope not," He nodded to the visitor's chair in front of his desk. sternly. "Sit." You do as he asked, swallowing dryly.

"Have I done something wrong, sir?" You asked, voice trembling as you peered up at him.

"Aside from interrupting me time and time again? No," He answered, beady vermillion eyes narrowing on you as if you were a field mouse. "As a matter of fact, the other heroes in this agency and I have been talking and..." He sighed, pinching the bridge of his beak. "As much as it pains me to admit, we agree you deserve a reward for your hard work."

You can't contain the smile that cracks across your face, eyes sparkling with awe at his attempt at praise. "R-Really, what is it?"

For the first time, he smiled- no, smirked at you. His expression was predatory and devious, but you tried to push down how uneasy it made you. You were finally being recognized for your dedication to the agency and you couldn't be happier.

"My, aren't you eager?" He teased, tilting his head back, motioning for you to come over to him. "You may have the others convinced you're an angel sent from above to organize their lives for meager pay," He cooed, rolling his desk chair back and pulling you by the hips in front of him, slowly turning you to face the other way. "But I am not so easily swayed."

You couldn't even find the words to reply, not that he would have allowed you to speak over him anyway. Your face glowed red like a cattle branding iron and felt just as hot as he continued, one palm flat on the small of your back, giving you a gentle forward nudge. You pressed your hands to the desk, leaning over in as modestly as you could.

"That being said, if you were able to convince me that you have this agency's best interest at heart, I might be inclined to give the final vote in favor of your new contract." He hinted, eyes darkening as he surveyed the doughy surface of the backs of your thighs, trailing the seem that ran up the legs of your pantyhose. "Which of course, would include a handsome raise and a very nice benefit package. But the choice is inevitably yours. Your position here is not in jeopardy if you decline."

You finally nodded shyly, just once. "W-What would I need to do to convince you?"

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"Just like that, perfect," Tsukuyomi sighed, hand still pressed to the small of your back, easing you up and down. He felt so powerful, sitting in his big leather office chair, watching his secretary do all the work for him. Your knees trembled and the muscles in your thighs burned from the odd angle, but you did as you were told, sitting fully into his lap before dragging yourself into a near stand. You repeated this workout for what felt like millennia, but you couldn't deny that it was worth your while.

The crow marveled at the sight of you, back arched, straining to keep up with his command, pencil skirt pushed up your back. Your dark gray pantyhose now had an obscene hole, only big enough for him to fit through and your panties were unceremoniously pushed to the side, leaving little to catch the fallout. "Good girl, you certainly deserve a raise, don't you?" He cooed, head tilted back in ecstasy as you rode him from the comfort of his chain.

You nodded with a pitiful whine, only to feel a sharp smack to your rump which you were sure left a tight fishnet pattern on your skin thanks to your pantyhose. "Go on then, tell me you deserve that raise. You want it, don't you?" He ordered, his palm lingering on your backside, caressing it, as if to soothe the sting.

"I-I..." you whimpered, tears pricking your eyes as drool dripped down your chin. "I-I deserve a raise..."

"Oh, you don't sound very sure of yourself," He feigns ignorance, sighing. "I don't think I can in good conscience sign off on a reward you don't feel you deserve."

"I-I do...deserve it." You argued weakly, knees buckling a bit from the strain they were under.

"Then convince me," He encouraged, smacking your behind again, but not near as hard as this time. "Say: 'I deserve a damned raise, Tsukoyomi, sir!'" He ordered, taking the initiative to pull you down onto him to penetrate you even deeper.

"I-I can't say that..." You refused meekly, dipping your head against the desk momentarily, only to be straightened again by his harsh actions.

"Need I remind you that this is all for your benefit?" He asked, his breath hitching a bit when he bottomed out entirely, not that you noticed. "It brings me no pleasure to have to spend even more money on your labor. Now, do you want that raise, or not?"

"I-I do-!" You whined, throwing your head back, only to have the hero catch a fistful of your hair.

"Then say it!" He demanded, shifting up to stand, pounding into you hatefully as his chair rolled away behind him. "Say it or the offer is off the table, I won't wait for you to decide what you want!"

You finally snapped, feeling your cervix begin to bruise, melting into the desk, coating his paperwork with drool and smudged makeup. "I-I deserve a damn raise, Tsukuyomi!" You shouted, tears streaming down your cheeks. "I-I deserve so much more than what I make for putting up with you all! I deserve a six-figure salary just for putting up with you alone!"

Tsukuyomi's eyes darkened as he let out a low chuckle, incredibly aroused by your outburst. "That's right, tell me all about it, Feather," He huffed, finally convinced as he watched you work yourself silly on his cock. "You've got a hard job, don't you? Keeping up with three pro heroes all by yourself?" You nodded, moaning a confirmative hum. "And I'm just awful to you, aren't I?"

"T-Terrible..." Admit ina mousy tone, nearly braindead from how he was treating you.

"Let's start over, shall we? I w-want to turn over a new leaf, be a better boss." He chuckled, feeling his high crescendo begin to build. "Why don't we start with twenty-five percent pay raise, along with 401K, vision a-and- a-ahhh..." He trailed off, beginning to lose himself. "M-Medical insurance..."

You gritted your teeth as the knot in your tummy pulled tight and tighter. Suddenly you smirked weakly. "A-And dental?"

Your boss was taken aback to be sure, halting for a moment before gripping your hips tightly, bracing himself. "Let me cum inside?" He proposed with a devious smirk which only widened as you nodded, messed bun bouncing with the motion. "Deal."

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"I'll draw up the paperwork this afternoon," Tsukuyomi said sternly, clearing his throat and smoothing his costume out, watching you do the same with your office attire. "I will have to have another meeting with Tentacole and Tail-Man to discuss the negotiation."

You nodded with a serene smile, shifting awkwardly, thighs glued together. "Thank you, Tsukuyomi, sir," You began tidying up his desk as if nothing had ever happened, taking his coffee mug as you turned to leave. "I'll bring you a fresh cup of coffee."

"Thank you." He nodded, an air of professionalism surrounding him.

"Sir?" You asked before you got to the door, still squirming uncomfortably. "May I be granted an extended lunch? I'd like to go home to change." The way he smirked at your request made you incredibly uneasy.

"Permission denied."

[froggayzfartz]

Hai Starry✨ im glad your feelin better :3 oof tho i bet elementary schoolers would be passing around the illnesses lol. Yet another reason teachers r so strong. Dude ive got the weak immune system too i did eat grass and bark as a kid tho😆. I hope it passes you by!! And hell yeah doordash those gummies! I forget thats an option sometimes my towns too small so we dont have doordash lol

I dont mind. My day was just lame cause i had to drive my mom around cause her car broke down🙄 and it flared my eds 🙂‍↕️I had a swag sesh with my therapist tho lmaoo. Im just chillin today.

Hehe it does feel like a warm hug i feel like theres never been (or i havent seen many) shows hat have a majority of queer characters and dont have them experiencing hate like instead their all a happy gay family. so much of the cast is gay too! Like even the guy who plays izzy posted a bunch of peoples gay fanart of him😄. Theres so much funny behind the scenes stuff on youtube. So true tho the healing of found queer family🥲. And of course a wholesome banger of a gay show that it is gets canceled 😑. I thought they managed to wrap it up pretty nice tho. I so hope it inspires more shows like it!!! And dude your so right it feels like a really well written gay fic that youd only be able to find that kinda comfort in some queer persons fic that wants good rep. Wasnt twilight based of a mcr fic? Your so right tho the fanbased are totally bleeding over i think the writters listened to a lot of what the fans said after the first season and actually took notes! I love it fanfics have helped me a lot too:3

Emojis really are an art form honestly like how do i not use them✨ like DAMN that feels hella lucky it took me right to a foresty clover feild😄 i love the vibes of a lil ritual

And i love that mine looked like a candi charm bracelet to you🥹 Im always wearing the same five beaded bracelets. I’ll switch some out sometimes (i love to make beaded bracelets) the kind with letters and charms and all that.

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Feeling very yellow i guess i hope its charged🫡

Ooo the plant 🪴 secrets🤲! Ty🫶 mycelium is writen down for safe keepings. It sounds fun to go digging in dirt like genuinely i should hang out outside more. I might have seen that white stuff on wood before but i should look :3 so cute tho they need a way to talk to their plants besties in those pots. Maybe thats why mine were sad i dont think my mom knew the secrets lol. My indoor plants were in desperat need of fungus roots! I need to reget some plants 😄 i dont have much of any after moving a while ago.

Aw man yeah! I recall my life by the places i lived. They feel like lil time capsules. Or like different seasons of a show. Its cool to acknowledge that when you leave :””) (lol that guys got a long face) and oh my god joshs hair color!😆😆 im crying

Oh dude hell yeah the tiny tree frogs😖🐸🐸 i used to have so many tiny smooth green frogs at one of my old houses. We also had the biggol girthy brown toads 😆 i was obsessed with holding them

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Thank you for your snow prayers lol🫶🙂‍↕️💕

Sorry you said add and i had to make this real quick🙂‍↕️ and i had to give tyler a skull ☠️ scarf lol not like that picture wasnt trippy enough before😆

Id love to see your alien creatures that sounds bomb!!! 😄😄😄💕

And AAAH that pic!! I love his big chonky boots! His long hair is servinggg. It looks so soft like what the hell😆 i love him and dan making mullets super emo 🖤

I hope your doing good😄

Lovingly💕

Jude

Howdy, Jude! What's good? :)

(this is a modified version of the game "what doin'", in which you ask your friends "what doin'?" and it facilitates a conversation. I never know what to ask about in asks, so I'm playing what doin'. But I figure asking "what doin'?" would probably provide a boring answer like eating food, so I modified it to "what's good?" which pretty much opens up the floor for you to talk about what ever is good in your life right now :)). Sorry if this seems very autistic, I'm probably very autistic, and I decided to embrace it today.)

Omg hiiii Starry! (Idk if thats cool i love all your names lmk) :3

Im so glad u sent this im also very autistic so i have a hard time initiating conversation. 😆 As for whats good in my life right now hehe um🤔 my cat 🐈‍⬛ (as always). OH and dans mullet lmaoo. Got my lisence recently besides that just basking in the winter depression currently drawing and playing totk🙂. How about you?🥴 How are you doing whats good in your life right now? Id love to know🫶

[trash-gobby]

✨ NSFW = 🔞

✨ Dating = 💕

✨ General = 👋

✨ Fluff = 🐶

Can you do philip k decker x person of color or plus size? All prompts

Im a big fan of clive barker. Love your ✍

Dr. Decker X POC Plus Size!Reader Headcanons

Pairings: Philip K. Decker X POC Plus Size!Reader

Characters: Philip K. Decker, Reader

A/N: Sorry this took so long!! Been overwhelmed w/ requests, but I’m finally getting this one done. I wasn't 100% sure if you were looking for a mini-fic or headcanons, so I went with headcanons on this one.

Citrus Scale: 🍋

RATING: R

⚠️This is an 18+ post because of the NSFW!!! That means I DON’T encourage anyone who interacts with NSFW content who is underage. I’ve talked to other people who’ve been long time content creators and users of this website and I’ve come to the conclusion that I am not your parent and can’t control what content you consume. IF YOU SAY YOUR UNDERAGE IN YOUR PROFILE OR HAVE AN AGE UNDER 18 I WILL BLOCK YOU! Just consume responsibly, and know your limits. And If your a minor please DNI

Detailed warnings under the cut

Warnings!: blood, murder, mention of child death/murder, violence, knife kink, mask kink, blood kink, orgasm denial, bondage

✨Most likely you and Decker met because you were one of his patients.

✨Pretty rigid about the rule of not seeing patients outside of work, but something about you just draws him in.

✨Will try to resist breaking his code, but eventually as he gets to know you better, he'll suggest possibly seeing another psychiatrist.

✨Decker then will take it upon himself to ask you out to dinner or lunch.

✨He's a pretty great cook and will be all into the whole candle-lit dinner and mood music.

✨When you first start spending time together, Decker will be pretty standoffish. He's a pretty personal guy and doesn't like the idea of people knowing to much about him all at once.

✨Once you really start to bond with him he'll really get attached to you, as I believe he's pretty starved for deep emotional connections.

✨I headcanon that he was a chubby kid growing up, so being plus size is something he thinks is just and beautiful as any other body type.

✨Has zero tolerance for people who may be disrespectful towards you due to your weight or status as a POC person.

✨Although he comes off as pretty cold on the outside, he is very supportive and protective of your mental health.

✨Doesn't really celebrate holidays, but will with you if they mean something to you.

✨Can be a bit of a dick about religious practices and seem like one of those r/Atheist subreddit douches, but if you have a particular religious practice that matters to you culturally or otherwise, he'll tone that shit down.

✨If there are any dishes or stuff that is specific to your cultural background, he's gonna be super into learning and mastering cooking those dishes. He's a perfectionist and loves learning new things from you.

✨Thinks you look great in anything you wear, even if your not 100% confident, he'll love your fashion looks anyway.

✨Doesn't really understand subcultures (i.e. punk, goth, hipster, preppy). He's a simple man and finds that stuff strange, but he will find it charming once you explain to him, though he's still probably not gonna understand.

✨Absolutely DOES NOT want kids and has no interest in starting a family at all.

✨Decker is a family annihilator after all and thinks the existence of the nuclear family is a blight on society.

✨So if you're together kids are off the table.

✨He'll keep his life as a serial family annihilator separate from his relationship with you for as long as possible.

✨However, once Decker's revealed as Button Face to you, if you stay with him he'll basically be in love

✨No more secrets are being kept between you, so he's gonna be all in.

✨When your at a level in your relationship where you either living together or sleep over (wink-wonk 😉) at each others places, he's probably gonna find it really relaxing to fall asleep with his head in your lap more than once.

✨Likes when you read to him, and finds your voice soothing to listen to after a stressful day at work.

✨Decker is pretty traditional in his romance style but when it comes to the bedroom he's anything but vanilla.

✨A complete dom and won't be a sub at all. The mere suggestion is a pretty big turnoff for him.

✨Has a massive knife kink. Likes watching your body as he runs his knife along your curves, just lightly enough for you to feel the kiss of steel.

✨Likes knowing that your life is in his hands, and loves the idea of having a knife up to your neck while he takes you from behind.

✨Into giving little nicks in your skin, enough to draw blood, but not so deep as to cause a lot of damage.

✨Have a mask kink? Good, cause Decker is gonna want to wear the Ol' Button Face mask when he fucks you.

✨It makes him feel really aroused wearing it, especially when he's got you tied up or under him and he's in complete control.

✨He's really into working you to the edge with his fingers and then stopping right before you reach orgasm, leaving you begging and mewling for him to let you come.

✨He likes denying release and having you on the edge for hours. Sometimes he’ll just leave you to go off and do his thing (whether that's work or murder) knowing that you'll be hot, bothered and frustrated when he gets back.

[severusish]

if you could start calling all the hp characters by their worst nicknames and/or insults, or by an absolutely iconic phrase they once said (from the books mainly but also the movies), what would their new name(s) be?

here are some ideas i came up with so far:

harry: sAiNT poTTAH / our….new….celebrity / there’s no need to call me SIR, Professor / but i AM the chosen one / itty….bitty….baby….POTTAH

ron: weaselby / weasley is our king / ickle ronniekins /wonwon

umbridge: that toad / *tee hee*

percy: weatherby

hagrid: HAGGER

hermione: insufferable know-it-all

snape: snivellus/the git/bat of the dungeons / turn to page 394

lavender: lavlav

lily potter: EVANS

krum: VICTOR I LOVE YOU VICTOR I DO WHEN WE’RE APART MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOU / krum?? kRum??? KRUM

remus: moony (idk what else lol)

marietta edgecombe: S N E A K

draco: “my FaThER will HeAr aBout This”

arthur weasley: what exactly is the function of a rubber duck 🦆?

luna: loony/ the ✨ nargles ✨/you’re just as sane as i am

neville: “TrEVOR —!!!”

bellatrix: *mad cackling*

seamus: 💣🤯 💨 🔥

sirius: padfoot/snuffles/dog

james: prongs/yOuR FaThER

dumbledore: “lemon drop 😌✨🍋?” or the old man/old bat/old fool

fred: gred

george: forge

madeye moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE

dudley: Dudders, Ickle Dudleykins, Popkin, Diddy, Diddykins, My Neffy Poo, Big 'D', Dud, Dinky Diddydums

mr dursley: “no post on Sundays! *wheeze*”

mcgonagall: have a biscuit, potter

dobby: master has given him clothes! DOBBY IS FREEEE

shacklebolt: you may not like him, minister, but you have to admit — dumbledore’s got style

ginny: SHUT IT!!!!!!

lucius: you lost me my servant, boy!!!!

narcissa: *lies* “he’s dead”

quirrell: t-T-R-ROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!!

okay that’s all i’ve got for now. continue these by reblogging! KEEP IT GOING!

Note: you don’t have to agree with my choices at all, just suggest/add new (humorous or iconic) names of characters except based on (funny) insults people called them (we’re reclaiming all insults lmao) and/or their iconic phrases that they said, or something other people called them in general. henceforth i shall only refer to characters by these names and phrases (jkjk lol but i still want to see people do this). you don’t have to do different characters if you don’t want to, just add whatever you want in a reblog!! ✨ ^ OKAY BYEEEE

- Severusish

[turntechanomaly]

Should my f/os be at the club -

Wheatley: should not be at the club. Would probably enjoy himself but he'd drink too much and be very bad at dancing and probably hurt himself

Danny: Should not. Would hate the club and everyone in it

Corvo: In his younger days he was at the club but I don't think he'd enjoy it anymore. He'd get overstimulated and I don't think he enjoys being around that many people, or having drinks around people he doesn't trust. He should be having a glass of whiskey by the fireplace.

The Outsider: Should've been at the club.

V1: Would kill everyone in the club.

Ira: Absolutely not. Does not and should not drink.

Handsome Jack: Is at the club, whether you want him there or not.

Fl4k: Has no mouth to consume alcohol. Would maybe enjoy dancing.

Crowley and Aziraphale: I don't think either of them would enjoy the club very much.

Big Man: He's a celebrity! His songs are playing at the club. He's busting it down on the dance floor with Shiver & Frye and having a great time.

Simon: Overstimulated in the club. Has a very bad time

Winter King: Ok genuinely I have no idea for him

Dave: Once again, is at the club whether you want him there or not. He's in vegas doing copious amounts of cocaine as we speak.

[turntechanomaly]

new f/o merch ^_^

[turntechanomaly]

I should draw like. Paparazzi photos of me and Big Man. It'd be silly

[turntechanomaly]

Big Man would be so nice to cuddle. His wings would be like a big blanket :o]

[turntechanomaly]

[being interviewed] I'm Big Man's right hand arm. Man. I'm Big Man everything. I'm his confidant. His best friend. His silly sea bunny (his what?) His silly sea bunny (his silly sea bunny) Yes (is that what he calls you?) No :o]

[turntechanomaly]

Yeah ok I added Big Man as an f/o. I like him that's my boyfriend

[turntechanomaly]

Meeee :3