#big jhon

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Triceratops were just massive organic mood rings with horns!🩸

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Jhon Durán bulge 🍆

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John Mark Nelson

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¿Sabías qué?

¿Sabías qué? Cáncer de mama #aperturaintelectual #sabiasqueaintelectual

Cáncer de mama Uno de los grandes mitos que todavía se mantiene, especialmente entre el género masculino, es que el cáncer de mama ataca de manera exclusiva a las mujeres y no hay nada menos cierto que eso. Hace muchos años por la falta de información, esta línea comenzó a cobrar mayor fuerza; sin embargo, desde 1307 el médico militar Jhon de Aderne observó y detalló por primera ocasión que este…

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the angle of this photo makes duran look like he’s 9 ft tall

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Logan Howlett Canons

I'm trying to make a list of all the canons I know and I have seen on the comics and authors notes about him. This list has the purpose of giving some ideas for your fanfics, works and your own headcanos. I really just like to ramble about my favorite characters and share what I know :). Maybe I'll do one for Kurt. You know the drill; English is not my first language so they might be some orthographic errors

Logan had two half brothers: Dog Logan and Jhon Jr Howlett -who died quite young-

His real father's name is Thomas Logan (her mom had an affair with him while she was married to John Howlett.)

Logan´s relationship with her mother wasn't the best. He was usually neglected by her, but his dad (John) used to love him very much.

Logan had two best friends as a child: Dog Logan and Rose O'Hara (Theres no info if she's related to Miguel O'Hara. Although she was Irish as well. She was Logan's first love, unfortunately he killed her by accident, and yes, Jean resembles a lot to her, that's why Logan felt attracted to her.

In the comics, Logan got the name Wolverine as a nickname from his workmates when he worked in mine, referring to his animalistic way of work. In the movies he got the name from the legend of Kuekuatsheu.

Logan spent a while leaving with a pack of wolves, part of his mutation allows him to communicate with animals in a basic level

Logan has superhumanly acute sense, like the five of them, his skin is more sensible as well as he tastes (Use this information with caution) he can see in the dark with no problem and can get sensory overloaded pretty easily

In the movies, Logan smokes a lot because this helps him to disguise some smells that for him can be overwhelming. In Logan due to his age and loss of his mutation he doesn't smoke that much because strong smells are not a problem anymore

Against the common belief, Logan its quite intelligent, he's a weapons and computer expert

Believe it or not, he is a skilled pilot and a vehicle expert, he can drive pretty much everything and is good at vehicle repair

He had trained Black widow, Rogue, Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Sunspot, Jubilee, Shadowcat and among other in hand-to-hand combat.

Logan is a polyglot. He speaks: English, Japanese, Russian, Mandarin, Cheyenne, Korean, Lakota, Spanish, and Krakoan.

Logan's blood type is O-

Wolverine carries a medical card stating that he is a war veteran who has a metal plate in the head, to help him bypass metal detectors in airports

Logan has used the E-Mail address 'snikt1@xaviers.com' (Love him so much) Also, Deadpool has claimed to have hacked Wolverine's Tumblr account (He knows about us, he is among us, probably he runs a fanfic account, who knows)

Logan have claimed that his biggest and greatest love is beer

Logan burns a lot of calories while healing so needs constant fuel. (He has a big stomach)

Logan had a bunch of biological kids, but the ones that stand out more are Laura, Gabriela (she is Laura's direct younger sister/clone, I love her so much and they like to hang out a lot with Wade) and Daken. They are comics of them together

[brotherwtf]

Did you see the new pics of Austin Butler as a bartender that just dropped? I know @anachilles has written Gale as a Bartender but after seeing those pics I want more !!

Burnt out Jhon going to the bar nearly everyday just to flirt with the handsome bartender. He sits in the counter every night and strikes up a random conversation. Gale tries to be professional at first but he also likes the company and they slowly become friends

OMG YES YES AUSTIN LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD HES SO BIG IM TEARING AT MY WALLS

but yes @anachilles has so many fantastic scenes with bartender Gale (go read whiskey neat, coffee black, there will be homework) but I would LOVE to share some of my hcs for bartender Gale

but yes, John who goes to the bar every night to wash away the feelings of the day, maybe he's a burnt out football or baseball player (caught stealing? omg the parallels) who's just looking for a spark to motivate him to keep going on, and he finds it in the absolute unit of a bartender that had started working there

John can't stop looking at his arms when he's cleaning glasses or when he's wiping down tables, secretly wonders what they would taste like under his tongue, basically he just sits there the first couple of nights and ogles this bartender, can't keep his eyes off of him

one night, he asks John what he wants to drink and John responds stupidly with "something strong like you, you got a name along with your muscles?" and oh when he flushes? John could get used to this

every night he orders the same thing, three fingers of whiskey under the guise of something strong, and it loosens his tongue enough for him to strike up conversations with the bartender while there is a lull in customers

John learns his name is Gale and he just moved to Wisconsin from Wyoming and that he has a dog named meatball, but honestly John just loves to talk to him, even through a tipsy haze he can't get enough of the way Gale shakes his head every time John makes a dumb joke, the way he hides his laugh behind his hand when he doesn't want John to see that it's worked, God John thinks he's finally found something worth living for

Gale almost never gave in or acknowledged John's flirting, but a couple of times he'll respond with a flirty quip of his own and John will just be stunned into silence, left only with a dopey expression and a stupid smile on his face

John will stay until they close, often stopping after a few rounds of drinks and just likes to talk, likes Gales company, and Gale would be the last person to admit that he likes the company too

the first time they kiss is when John walks Gale to his car after his shift, insisting that he's there to protect Gale even though he's perfectly fine on his own. and even when they get to Gale's car they just kind of stay there, aren't really intent on going anywhere, don't really want to leave the other persons presence

Gale moves to get in his car but John surges forward, kissing him gently because he knows if he doesn't do it now he'll regret it forever. And Gale's shocked, but it doesn't stop him from pressing back into John's face and kissing him again

anyway, John still goes to the bar every night, but it's mostly just to see his boyfriend and drop things off for him, giving him a little kiss and telling him he can't wait for Gale's shift to be over so he can kiss him more (Gale absolutely loves it)

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JHON!!!!

I know I generally don't have him with wings, but it's not my fault they're fun to draw

I love malevolent so damn much.

MY NEW TABLET CAME!!!! It's so cool it's my first display tablet and it's SO BIG!! Most reviews of it that I saw said that 13.3 inch tablets were too small but holy shit. What do they normally work on??? 13.3 is bigger than it sounds, trust me.

There can be quite a bit of paralax at three of the corners but it's fine. It just means I have to be a little more careful while pressing the buttons

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wanna make a poll

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Get ready for an insightful episode of the FYI podcast with Paul Tully as he sits down with Jhon Mejia, a talented actor who moved from Spain to Los Angeles three years ago to chase his dreams. Jhon shares his journey from working as a restaurant host to landing a role alongside Mickey Rourke, reflecting on the emotional highs and lows, including the life-changing call that confirmed his first big role. He discusses the challenges of being an immigrant pursuing a dream, the initial opposition from his family, and the profound shift that came when he embraced his accent, leading to more opportunities. Jhon's story is a testament to perseverance, self-belief, and the courage to follow your calling, offering inspiration to anyone chasing their dreams.

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Okay we need something a bit more light hearted. This is who i think the hags heard in there teenage years.

Eda always said she was into metallica and Ronnie James Dio, ACDC but everyone who knew her knew she loved listening to Celine Dion and elton jhon when no one was watching.

Something similar happened to raine that they swore they only lisent to classical music, but everyone knew they had a big BIG Britney Spears phase.

Lillith swore she was only into alternative music, nirvana, Bowie, the classics. But she also had a big NSYNC craze (she genuinely found the songs to be abnormally catchy, she hates to admit it but even to this date she remembers the choreography of bye bye bye to a teeth)

Camila is the only one who wore her colors on her sleeves, That woman ate, lived, and breathed Madona in high school, with the occasional Selena throw in for variety.

Darius was also really into Britney spears just like raine, also with a fair doses of Michael Jackson, but they had a secret like for green day.

Alador never had a particular taste for anything it was pretty much whatever it was on, but he did like counting crows, mainly for mr. Jones.

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DELTARUNE: MOTU PATLU THEORY

THATS RIGHT BABY!! IM BACK WITH THE THEORIES!! I couldn’t just stop at chapter… I dunno six! Yeah, I may have solved the Susies Inside chapter, but what about Chapter 3?? Well I got news for you guys…

Motu. And Patlu. Never heard of them? What are you, living under a rock or something… well… it’s a Hindi cartoon that’s really popular overseas… but wait. That’s the POINT! Your not SUPPOSED to know it… because it’s discarded…

So Every secret boss so far has a habit of being a darkner based on discarded/Forgotten/Unwanted items… well. How many people in the states know this cartoon? Not very many,,, even though it’s great… so could Motu and Patlu be what the next secret boss is based off of? Let’s see gamers…

EVIDENCE ONE: BIG GUY SKINNY GUY

Comedy duos, you know them, you love them. Woody, Buzz. Mario, Luigi. Bob, Larry. But what does this have to do with Motu and Patlu… erm guys… notice anything about most of them?! Mario, Buzz, Bob, and Motu: bulky big guys. Luigi, Larry, Woody, and Patlu: tall, thin guys… oh my goodness!! Motu and patlu ALSO fit that theme… “But how does this fit in with Deltarune chapter 3?!” Your asking… oh my gosh guys this is too easy!!

erm… Sans and Papyrus, the most iconic comedy duo next to none, is also bulky and thin. Guys?? Notice anything?? I think THIS proves that they’ll use blue soul… and that they’ll be cannon!! But need more proof?? SAY NO MORE:

On the left is Sans and Papyrus’s House, and on the right is Motu and Palau’s. Notice the similarity’s?? I do…

Maybe the Motu and Patlu secret boss could be a duo, and make fun of the whole trope of smart guy who does all the work and lazy dumb guy… hrm…

EVIDENCE TWO: CHARACTER SIMILARITIES!

Okay so we already talked about how Sans and Motu and Papyrus and Patlu are BASICALLY the same guy, but if your STILL not convinced, I got more…

Rook. Mike. Whatever there gonna be, the main boss of Chapter 3 seems to be a cheater, a criminal of sorts… well… hehee… you know who ELSE is a criminal?? JHON THE DON. That’s RIGHT. The TRUE and NEO villain of Motu and Patlu, who’s the son of motu and patlu’s town. He’s always causing trouble with his lackeys around… could this mean that chapter 3’s main boss is based on the Villian of Motu and Patlu, while the secret boss is the good guys…?! No… no… erm… YES! It’s kind of OBVIOUS??

My theory is the main boss is gonna be Mike, now dubbed “The Don.” He must’ve not only backstabbed Soamton, but the chapter three secret boss… and Tenna will be… I dunno… probably his own character.

Anyways, Gaster. “Gaster? This crazy guy who does bad things?” You may be asking what GASTER has to do with this theory… heh… well, gaster in undertale was the Royal Scientist, right? Well… erm… somebody pull up Motu Patlu Wiki!

He’s a SCIENTIST… who doesn’t treat his PATIENTS well… sounds familiar…

Dr. Jhakta also uses Motu and Patlu as Guinea Pigs for his work. Gaster uses darkners and does stuff that’s evil… or whatever. I think. I dunno BUT THE POINT IS GASTER MUST'VE LIKE EXPERIMENTED ON THE SECRET BOSS WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO INSANE!! Erm…!!! Yes!!

FINAL PART: WHAT OBJECT ARE THEY

So at first I thought they could be like a bootleg DVD or whatever. But wait guys… remember where the chapters dark world is…

And then think about what Motu is known for. Dumb… lazy… but also, when he eats his favorite FOOD he gets super STRONG… wait. FOOD?! Guys what’s in houses? Kitchens… guys… what’s motus favorite food…??

SAMOSAS. THE DISCARDED OBJECT IS LIKE FROZEN SAMOSAS IN THE FRIDGE OR SOMETHING!!!

and if your STILL. Not. convinced… here’s some stuff

Yeah yeah yeah bye

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Ok so can i request Cod men being down bad for The dilf male reader? I'm sure they all got daddy issues so- it's can be a full fic or just a headcanon I'm ok with anything

We all in this account have daddy issues, any ways (it's a bit SPICY soooooo)

Captain price

He's DOWN BAD like us

He's polite and a gentleman but seeing you with your kids/taking care of kids just makes his heart melt, he loves seeing you being like a father figure to children

You are taller than him and that TURNS HIM ON A LOT, look, my man is a pillow princess and no I don't care what everyone says, HE IS

will flirt with you just so hear you chuckle with that deep sexy voice of yours, call him "sweetheart" "babe" "big guy" and he is in love

Imagine if price flirted and you are just like "oh yeah? Wanna say that again big boy?" Getting really close to him

Simon 'ghost' Riley

At first he doesn't admit he is attracted to you BUT god damn you look good in a plain white t-shirt with shorts doing breakfast

If you are in the military he will stare at your butt, thighs and chest plus you are older than him and that is attractive to him

If you aren't in the military, you two probably meet at a cafe or pub, and when he discovers you have or take care of children he thinks it's adorable

His childhood was SHIT, so seeing you worrying about those kids, his heart started to feel warm

Hug him, press your chest against his face while you stroke his head while whispering "good boy Simon" or praise in general

Jhon 'soap' McTavish

Puppy, a total puppy

He's energetic but also serious and smart, and not many people give him credit by that so, after a mission you went and ruffled his hair and slid your hand to the back of his neck "good job out there McTavish, keep being a good boy ey?" You smiled softly

He falled right there, he nodded giving you puppy eyes

One time in particular he was like putting his harness in his thighs and he was having problem so you grabbed his waist and helped him "stay still" you finished and brushed his sides and smiled "good boy Jhonny"

PRAISE KINK

everytime you touch him, he melts

Gaz

He likes looking at you, he thinks your age your height and size is attractive, he is a big guy fan

In one of the missions he has a injured leg and you carried him to the HQ in BRIDE STYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

And when you are patching his wounds and he whimpers from the pain "shhh you are doing so good gaz, such a good boy" and he almost fainted

He loves playing with your hands, they are bigger than his own and they are rough but gentle at the same time and he LOVES IT

He's in his middles 30's so you are older than him and he is so turned on when he sees you doing traditional dad things, you in an apron? Bedroom, you wearing a suit? Bedroom, you in a swimsuit? Y'all know what I mean

Alejandro Vargas

He thinks of you as a friend, even as a brother from another mother but when he sees you in your uniform, he had to control himself to not grabb your pecs and take you there in front of everyone

When he wants your attention will grab your belt and pull you closer, smirking at your flustered face

Once you too started, fooling around, he will grab your body, arm, waist, ass, pecs, everything

Once he sees you playing with kids or animals he almost grabbed you to take things to the couch wink wink

He's shorter than you and when he wants to look at you he grabs your collar and pulse your face closer

Rudy (MY MAN <3)

Flustered, blushed even

He likes you for you, your height, size and age its a plus but one things he loves even more than your personality is

Your arms

You are like a giant teddy bear, when no one is looking he will pull you for a hug, excuse it's he had a rough time in a mission

Nah

He wants to feel your GIANT ARMS AROUND HIM

You would break him like a twig and he will be thankful

"here's the reports for you [redacted]" You smiled and patted his head "thank you Rudy, you are so good" and he is so flustered

Thank y'all for the cod requests

Fell free to send more :D

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Woe, Critters Be Upon Ye

Soooo~ i didn't have enough motivation to make the lore drawings

BUT i did finish some of the characters! so yeah... critters upon ye

Geroar & Jhon the Pilluroks:

Two sibings who live in The Pillur Valley (John Gutter) they own a boat and have a "Taxi boat" service, they have been Peppiruni's friends ever since he saved Jhon during an Earthquake

Despite of what one may think, they are both common monsters and Geroar is the oldest

Their kind makes sound by scraping their claws, stomping their feet and making the crystals in their bodies ring, lots of percussions and such

Stikleer the Twigistle:

Your avarage invertor monster, always comming up with new nick-naks, trinkets and thingamajigs , despite the fact that he is usually mean and closed-off with others, His friends know that he is just a really awkward guy who is trying his best

His kind makes sound by making all kinds of whistles with their mouth, aswell they ruffle their feathers to make a bit of percussion

Time for the first two bosses!! >:)

Philiprid the Bull Peppeler:

A innovative and (Way) confident artist, despite of his large size and big weight (of pure muscle) the is quite graceful when it comes to art, the one thing he is oddly not confident about his chameleon-like tongue

His kind makes sound with howls and growls that sound like a synth

Virgill the Cheelug:

A self-made Cheelug, living in the farm with his peepaw, taking care of the crops, critters and overall helping others, despite of his tough way of being, he is actually very nice and kind with who he considers his friends, he is specially friendly with a certain rare Ronoiser

His kind makes sound by slapping their hands, feet and tail to make percussion, somethimes the add to the song by making harmonical croaks of all kind (like this ones!)

hehe lil sneakpeak there ;)

Kay its 0:45 am time to go to bed (i swear i dont usually stay up this late XD)

Buh-bye!

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Recently got into another fandom and now I realise the severe lack of gender change fics in the MOTA fandom. Wouldn't we all love Jhon wifing up Gale? I belive jhon in every universe is head over heels for Gale but Gale as a woman? He would not keep his hands off her waist ever!

there's a couple of gender swap drabbles on here that I've seen, I know @avonne-writes and I brainstormed one together so there's that floating around on here!!

but you're so right John would wife the FUCK out of Gale, he'd be the type of guy where he's like "my wife is mad at me should I kill myself" and everyone around him is like "yeah she's a 10/10 baddie you should feel ashamed for whatever you did"

omg he would be so smitten with fem Gale, loves how dainty she is, loves how big his hands look on her waist and across her shoulder, sometimes she just has to push him off because he's getting a little too touchy to the point where he's just sort of hanging off of Gale's shoulders

he would worship the fuck out of her, running his hands up her curves and leaving kisses on her neck and breasts, would love to just leave his mark on her, treat her like the most precious thing in the universe because she IS

John would learn how to braid and style hair just so he would have an excuse to touch it more, would bury his nose into the top of her head to smell her sweet sweet shampoo, God he just loves everything about her

anyway he would definitely cry at their wedding seeing her in her wedding dress, would have to look away briefly so he at least has some semblance of keeping it together, but when she smiles that precious smile at him he folds, weeping as he kisses her :((

good Lord there do need to be more gender swap fics because this is so fucking good