#big bro jeff

[ygsunflower]

TV WIVES WITH THEIR STEPCHILDREN 🌈

Once again, I’m asking Station 19 writers to hold off on the human child storyline and instead give Maya and Carina their “Jeff” and “Ford”. 🙏🏼

Imagine if this is what Dani and Stefania proposed to the writers- “Give Marina 🐶 kids and hire our doggy children” 😆

[nictelsm]

and here it is

the big man.... HASS a sprite

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Apo and Jeff being the chaotic duo (x)

[cyellolemon]

Yu and all his more or less serious crushes!! the gay panic is real

[rogers-attic]

awww little cheese

[fragiledate]

cringetober day 13: creepypasta !!! my old evil sona :)

[starlooove]

Miles telling her dad to give her nail money bc it gives her gender euphoria and she will tell Aaron he is being transphobic if he doesn’t

[krispyweiss]

Song Review(s): Bobby Weir & Wolf Bros featuring the Wolfpack - “Artificial Flowers,” “Friend of the Devil,” “Big Boss Man,” “Me and My Uncle” and “Shakedown Street” (Live, Dec. 17, 2023)

“I thought I remembered that one better than I did,” Bob Weir told the audience after yelping and slashing his way through a rough-and-tumble rendition of “Artificial Flowers” that found him forgetting lyrics; stopping and starting over; and generally embarrassing himself as he opened his Dec. 17 concert with Wolf Bros featuring the Wolfpack that was livestreamed from New York State.

Maybe things improved in the mid- to late-moments of the first and second sets. Perhaps they did not. In any event, the five-song giveaway epitomized a band having a bad night.

Bassist Don Was and drummer Jay Lane emerged after the solo-acoustic disaster to add skittering rhythm to “Friend of the Devil.” But with amateurish, wildly off-key vocals and an almost comical acoustic-guitar solo from Weir, the rhythm section’s presence didn’t really matter.

The addition of Jeff Chimenti’s piano on “Big Boss Man” resulted in the Bros actually sounding like a semi-professional band despite Weir’s clangy, abrasive electric-guitar tone.

Chimenti and Barry Sless overlaid sprightly solos on piano and pedal-steel guitar, respectively, during “Me and My Uncle. But the sloppy underpinning rendered their efforts for naught.

Which led to a poorly-sung, 10-piece rendition of “Shakedown Street,” on which the Wolfpack seemed to still be working on its horn and string arrangements. The music was therefore pockmarked with so many quiet holes, the buzz of the monitors bled into the livestream feed.

Grade card: Bobby Weir & Wolf Bros featuring the Wolfpack - “Artificial Flowers,” “Friend of the Devil,” “Big Boss Man,” “Me and My Uncle” and “Shakedown Street” (Live - 12/17/23) - F/D/C+/C/C-

12/18/23

[beangods]

ITS BEAN TIME

🤯

[quillsink]

is it just me or is the dean like, so gay

dude. he’s canon queer.

[ur-fav-alien]

This golden globe feud has been so VERY funny. I don’t why or how all these people are getting involved but I fucking LOVE IT

One criticism: Orange Cassidy should be replaced with Danhausen. That was HIS golden globe smh

[ask-dbd-susie]

Susie, if you had to pick any of the survivors who would be your favorite? -Blighted Survivor

“My favorite survivor? Hmm.. Well, Miss Kate is really nice! Oh! And Feng matches animal hoodies with me sometimes! Uh.. but if I had to choose.. I definitely gotta say Jeff. I’ve known him longer and he’s really cool, along with being a great artist!”

[liliavalley]

fuck that last one makes me wanna do creepy pasta found family stuff

[stillheretoo]

Dude? What?

Jeff Bridges…. Donny was just a figment of Walter’s imagination, an old war buddy. He didn’t even exist.. So now I need to watch it AGAIN. 🤔 Interview with The Big Lebowski cast Did you notice this? Well, there’s a horse of a different color! You’re out of your element Donny!

[bottlehawk]

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

[krispyweiss]

Song Review(s): Bobby Weir & Wolf Bros featuring the Wolfpack - “Twilight Time,” “She Belongs to Me,” “Big River,” “Me and Bobby McGee” and “Playing in the Band” (Live, Dec. 29, 2023)

Starting his New Year’s 2023 run in Florida with the solo-acoustic “Twilight Time” and ending the generous livestream sampler from the gig surround by the 10-piece Wolf Bros & ’Pack on “Playing in the Band,” Bob Weir reinforced the notion that in his late career, he does best with as much musical support as he can get.

Weir slowly added accompanists as he moved from the Platters opener to a clunky (with rhythm section) version of Bob Dylan’s “She Belongs to Me” to a slightly fuller - thanks to Jeff Chimenti’s piano - reading of Johnny Cash’s “Big River” and finally playing as a quintet with pedal-steel guitar from Barry Sless on Kris Kristofferson’s “Me and Bobby McGee.” Collectively weak, these numbers found Weir nourishing his cowboy jones at the expense of quality, fleshed-out performances and continued his long, post-Jerry Garcia habit of challenging his fans with hard-to-love approaches to his music.

This all changed when the Wolfpack horns and strings arrived on the bandstand for “Playing.” It’s here Weir proves his - and the Grateful Dead’s - continued relevance and the wisdom of experimenting with (more, not less) instrumentation and arrangement even as he nods to Donna Jean Godchaux by reprising her much-maligned vocal part mostly off-mic but still audibly.

Grade card: Bobby Weir & Wolf Bros featuring the Wolfpack - “Twilight Time,” “She Belongs to Me,” “Big River,” “Me and Bobby McGee” and “Playing in the Band” (Live - 12/29/23) - C-/C-/C/C+/A-

12/30/23