#big ba-da-booms

[deadheaddaisy]

Continuing with Freaky Friday Fun, part 11 of Malcolm-Hoshi's run-up to 14 March.

Another crack fic. This one's not done, but is being updated regularly!

"Oh, shut up, you big baby," she snapped. "I told you I'm not taking any chances. It's the visor, or a blindfold under the helmet and earplugs in your ears, and then you won't hear me, either." He grumbled a bit, then subsided. She made sense. "Fine. If that's what's needed. I can appreciate a decent level of paranoia." "Good." He felt her getting back onto the bike, and put his arms around her again, this time deliberately sliding his hands across her waist and legs, just to be annoying. She sighed. "I take it that's meant to indicate how helpless you are without vision, and how you need tactile direction instead." "Yes," he said simply.  "This time I am rolling my eyes," she stated, but he detected a note of grudging amusement. "Idiotic Brit."  "That's Captain idiotic Brit to you," he deadpanned, and swore he heard a smothered snort before she restarted the bike and drove off. 

Secret agent shenanigans ftw! Also a metric fuck-ton of action, angst, and dubious science. And explosions. Hey, it's Malcolm, after all!

Cracking The Code

[deadheaddaisy]

Yet another reason I find myself in a state of deep understanding with Lieutenant Reed.

A concept:

Malcolm Reed tries to weaponize things that really don’t need to be weaponized

“No malcolm, the shuttlepods dont need torpedo launchers”

“Malcolm I don’t think my universal translator needs a self-destruct sequence”

“Malcolm, why did you strap a phase pistol to Porthos’ back?”

“he needs to be able to defend himself if the ship gets boarded”

“malcOLM NO”

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if... you were a romance trope

i got inspiration (sapnap, dream, george, karl, quackiy, wilbur) 

sapnap (hockey x figure skater): - im in the middle of heartbreaker rn and SHUT UP - i LOVE THIS TROPE - IM NOT EVEN A FIGURE SKATER I DO TAEKWONDO BUT I STILL FROTH OVER THIS SHIT - and then in addition to that one tommyinnit is a figure skater and everyone else is on a hockey team “ice these hurts” or smt h like that - i love this trope. - anyway i think that this trope comes hand in hand with enemies to lovers - his hockey team and ur figure skating group are at the same winter sports competiton - and you have to share a rink - booooo - so everyday you end practice with the sight of a bunch of hockey buffs roughhousing in the stands, waiting for you to finish - and everyday a certain brunette one sneers and smirks at you as you walk off the ice - “had a nice practice ice queen/king?” he asks you teasingly - “shut up, yeti” you mutter back gratingly as you bump your shoulder into his build as you pass him - and he comes up with a new one everyday - and you quip right back at him, unphased - one day, he comes into practice early just to spite you - what he wasn’t expecting is to see how good you actually were on the ice - he sat there like “ :O” and just watche dyou glide across the ice with what seemed like barely any effort - and he watched how passionate you were in your craft and the dance - and bro was whipped right then and there - so that day as you were leaving he said “you were amazing out there” and it took u jumpscared - you were like “no insult today?” - and he was like “dang, didnt know u liked them that much ;) but not today, not for something as beautiful as that” - and i think you can guess where it went from there... :)

 dream (ceo and employee romance):  - AKAIAKAKAHAKH TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION - i mean hes a ceo alr so its like one step in the door you know - anyway hes a ceo - bro wears those fancy ass suits everyday and has like a wine cellar mini fridge shit thing in his office  - any way you pull up to his headquarters one day for like an interview and you were so fucking nervous  - you ran into him in the elevator (and no clue who he was) - and you basically vented to him for the 30 second elevator ride before scurrying off to your interview - bro didnt even get dreams name or anything - he kinda just smiled and wished you well as you ran away  - he thought you were so cute  - and you thought dude was hot as fuck  - anyway you got the JOB!! LETS GOO - the next day, your supervisor is like taking u around showing u the works - ....and you meet the ceo - its dream - and youre like :0 and he’s like  *smirk wink* ;) “hey” - and youre like “well fuck hes the ceo i cant be in love with him” - and you avoid him - but he makes it his life’s mission to get on ur radar - in the break room, in ur cubicle, in the cafeteria, in the parking lot man is ON YOU LIKE A MOTH TO A LIGHT - eventually he convinces you to go to fancy dinner - and WOW hes paying?? so that shit was FIREEEE - fancy wagyu steak and 102379182 year old wine i mean cmon - it was good ok - he asks you out after dinner and assures u ur job wont be at risk and everything - ba da bing ba da boom  - now youre dating happily and he spoils the FUCK outta you  - lmk if you want this one as a big fic with dialogue

george (neighbors): - tell me why whenever i have my delulu daydreams with george he’s always a neighbor - very much boy next door vibes - omg HES YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE NEXT DOOR - stoppppp - on move in day he pulls up with his family and u with urs and youre like - “hi ! nice to meet you im so exicted to move in!” and bros like “same!” - sometimes hes loud bc hes talking to his friends but you dont mind - hes a cs major and ur  whatever u want major - one day you decided to start singing  rlly loud while cleaning - ur singing taylor swift - and then george could hear you from the room next door to yours - so he writes up a little post it note that was like “loved the concert! when’s the next one?” and stuck in on your door - you found it and started mad blushign - you had a crush on him since day one awwww - anyways you two started communicating via post it notes and songs played loudly through the walls <3 - till one day you hear boyfriend by big time rush - and then you play girlfriend by avril lavigne back - and then he slips you a post it note under the door and you open the door before you could read it  - and its an unspoken like thing that you start dating - its so romantic how you can saw you guys starting dating because of taylor swift !!

quackity (academic rivals): - DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS TROPE IT BRINGS ME LIFE ALRIGHT - alright - two law school students FIGHTING IT OUT ACADEMICALLY - you guys met in ur freshman year english class or some shit - clashed together in a discussion group - and its been game on since then - your texts with each other are flaunting texts - “hey alex, guess who got a 97 on the last midterm?” - “guess who got a 99 ;)” - over time, the texts started getting more and more hostile - people started to thing you two actually hated one another’s guts  - but in reality it was more for the thrill - but this continued throughout your law school careers - and you both become successful lawyers in the end!! - and when the headmaster calls you both into his office and says - “youre both valedictorian! congrats! you have to give a speech together” - well its like all the hatred faded away - you grinned and cheezed at each other before giving each other the biggest hug ever - so you both wrote a speech together - and soon the day of graduation came - and q goes at the end “i wouldn’t be here without the person who motivated me through it all, so thank you (y/n)” and youre like “hey man *sob* wtf *sob” - and you kiss him on the cheek and cheer to all the graduates  - after the ceremony he catches up to you in the parking lot, grabbing your wrist before you could go off with ur family - and blurts out word soup - and ur like what - and hes like “i really like you, and law school wouldn’t have been the same without you. can we be more than friends?” - and youre like “duhhh” and kiss him right there karl (best friends to lovers): - YOU ARE IN LOVE BY TAYLOR SWIFT  - that is the song for this SCENARIO - you two met when you were little kids in like first grade - your friends werent there on that day so you hung out with each other - hooked to the other since then and there - it was always “karl and you” and “you and karl” - you came as a packaged deal - through ups and downs you were there together - you graduated high school together and were going to the same college together now - while karl barely got into any romantic relationships, you seemed to be going through a few of them  - you were desperate for a love connection and honestly i aint blaming u - one day after a horrible date he came over to your dorm and u had an impromptu sleepover - you were in karls old shirt and some pajama pants and he was in his pajamas - and you two were just watching a movie together - before he turns to you abruptly, and you turn to look at him - and he’s like “you’re my best friend”  - and you saw a switch flip in him - since then, the dynamic between you two changed (for the better) - you became more flirty more touchy  - you started to act like you were a couple more and more - one day you saw him open his wallet to pull out his card  - and u saw that he has a picture of the two of you in his wallet - and then you knew that he was it for you - you ask him out that night - and hes so happy hes picking you up and spinning you around - <3 wilbur (musician x fan trope): - okay this is inspired by those tik toks that are like “did you see the way he looked at me” and its harry styles staring and eyeing down a fan in the audience like YES - and he’s a musician so it fits! - imagine lovejoy is like a HUGE HUGE Band so maybe this is in the future - anyways you and ur friend go to a lovejoy concert - for the sake of the story, youre not that big a fan of lovejoy just familiar with hits like sex sells and one day - the whole time ur friend is like “theyre so good hes so good its all so good” - you two end up a few rows from barricade  - and you and ur friend start screaming it up as you should - youre not oblivious to the way the lead singer keeps looking over in your direction, winking and smiling - imagine a sweaty, singing wilbur glancing over at you during sex sells and giving you a smile as he rasps out “you know sex sells i know that” - brb ascending to heaven - anyway a time comes when he stops to speak to the audience - he wastes no time - he struts over to your side of the stage and points at you  - “what’s your name?” - and you scream it at him - “what a lovely name!” - the crowd cheers - “ahre you single?” he asks with a grin on his face - the grin grows when u nod at him - “give me ur number!?” he asks and you nod at him as ur friend is dying next to you - he gestures u and ur friend to the front of the stage by the barricade  - and he passes you a marker and make syou WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON HIS GUITAR OR HIS SHIRT OR SOMETHING - oh yeahh go you go you thank yoU! let me know if you want any of these to become a bigger story/imagine and LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT A PART 2 WITH OTHER PEOPLE :D reblogs appreciated

[averokagejd]

THE NAMES ADDED TO JD+ FOR PEOPLE THAT DIDNT SEE ALL OF EM

24K Magic (P1): Eddie 24K Magic (P2): Jesse A Little Party (Alternate) (P1): Lawrence A Little Party (Alternate) (P2): Lisbeth A Little Party (Alternate) (P3): James Acceptable in the 80s: Heather All About That Bass: Nancy All You Gotta Do: Harmon Alphabet Song: Angel Gibbs Am I Wrong: Indigo Animals (P1): Dualis Animals (P2): Dualis (BUGGED) Animals (Extreme): Ravid Another One Bites The Dust (P1): Everett Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P2): Emery Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P3): Oscar Stellar Another One Bites The Dust (P4): Astrid Stellar Another One Bites (Alternate): Vic Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (P1): Poppy Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (P2): Daisy Automaton: U.N.I.T. Baby Girl: Rid Baby One More Time (P1): Barbara Baby One More Time (P2): Brittany Baby One More Time (P3): Betty Baby One More Time (P4): Brooke Baby Shark (P1): Pinkfong (BUGGED) Baby Shark (P2): Maris (BUGGED) Bad Guy: Blair Bad Guy (Billie Version): Billie Bad Habits: Lysander Bad Liar: Delilah Bad Romance (P1): Blanche Bad Romance (P2): Claire Obscure Bad Romance (P3): Bianca Bad Romance (Official Choreo): Daray Baiana: Orion Bailando (Enrique) (P1): Natalia Bailando (Enrique) (P2): Estevan Bailando (Paradisio): Summer Barbie Girl (P1): Dolly Barbie Girl (P2): Dan Beauty and a Beat: Joshua Beep Beep I’m A Sheep: Sheep Believer (P1): Doran Believer (P2): Mael Big Girl (You Are Beautiful): Bella Blue (Da Ba Dee): Da’blu Bonbon: Falka Boogie Wonderland (P1): Leigh Boogie Wonderland (P2): Uriel Boogie Wonderland (P3): Favian Boogie Wonderland (P4): Breeze Boogiesaurus: Boogiesaurus Born This Way (P1): Copper Born This Way (P1): Adameve Born This Way (P1): Silver Born This Way (Alternate): Isaac Born To Be Wild: Lycan Boys: Andrew Boys (Alternate): Harlem Cake By The Ocean: Hadri Cake By The Ocean (Alternate) (P1): Maren Cake By The Ocean (Alternate) (P2): Dylan Carmen (Overture) (P1): Azul Carmen (Overtune) (P2): Vermell Carnaval Boom: Allegra Cercavo Amore: Elvira Chandelier: Inane Chandelier (Alternate): Voidalys Cheap Thrills: Melody Cheap Thrills (Alternate) (P1): Preity Cheap Thrills (Alternate) (P2): Farhan Cheerleader (P1): Elio Cheerleader (P2): Lellani Cheerleader (P3): Leo Cheerleader (P4): Eleni Chiwawa (Alternate): Barbie C’mon (P1): Mia C’mon (P2): Panda Cola Song: Dulcie Cola Song (Alternate) (P1): Mashow Cola Song (Alternate) (P2): Lolli Cola Song (Alternate) (P3): Lico Cola Song (Alternate) (P4): Mintu Come On Eileen (P1): Eilidh Come On Eileen (P2): Seamairan Cool For The Summer: Vespera Cosmic Party: Goldie Crazy Little Thing Called Love (P1): Jackie Crazy Little Thing Called Love (P2): Ortiz Crucified (P1): Lady Mairwen Crucified (P2): Lord William Crucified (P3): Lady Odelia Crucified (P4): Liege Rosal Dagomba: Lightfire Dame Tu Cosita: Rana Dance Of The Miriltons (P1): Honey Dance Of The Miriltons (P2): Polly Dare to Live (P1): River Dare to Live (P2): Xia Dare to Live (P3): Galvin Dare to Live (P4): Primrose Diggin’ In The Dirt: Bryn Don’t Call Me Up: Petra Don’t Worry Be Happy (P1): Serge Don’t Worry Be Happy (P2): Franklin Don’t Worry Be Happy (P3): Jean-Michel Down By The Riverside: Faith Dragostea Din Tei (P1): Officer Relax Dragostea Din Tei (P2): Captain Catastrofa Dragostea Din Tei (P3): Para Chutist Dynamite (Taio) (P1): Richard Dynamite (Taio) (P2): Helen Dynamite (Taio) (P3): Mary Dynamite (Taio) (P4): Donald E.T.: Rusga’thors Epic Sirtaki (P1): Nikolaos Epic Sirtaki (P2): Kostas Epic Sirtaki (P3): Dimitris Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P1): Ser Aleksander Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P2): General Edward Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P3): Captain Walter Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) (P4): Lord Henry Feel So Right: Westley Fernando (P1): Agnetha Fernando (P2): Frida Fire On The Floor: Ember Fit But You Know It: Oliver Flash: Shalf Flying Carpet: Mahsa Funhouse: Folie Funkytown: Xooorgrott

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[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

10 days into 2025, and one of the biggies just shook their board, and the big chessboard in general...

Universal has moved the third MINIONS movie (supposedly titled MEGA MINIONS) up to July 1, 2026, which was SHREK 5's original date... That has now migrated to December 23, 2026, a prime Christmas slot much like it was for PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH back in 2022...

Disney and 20th Century Studios will be moving ICE AGE 6 - still slated for 12/18/2026 - very soon, I reckon. That'd be a hell of a face-off. As a kid, when seeing ICE AGE in theaters back in the day, I immediately thought of SHREK within the first 15 or so minutes, as the Manny and Sid dynamic was very reminiscent of Shrek and Donkey's dynamic. Big annoyed guy, annoying little guy, on a journey, and who the big guy really is deep down inside.

No change to the DreamWorks movie - presumably not a sequel/franchise entry - set for September 25, 2026...

There's also an untitled Illumination film that slipped by my radar, previously slated for 3/19/2027... It has now taken MINIONS 3's original 6/30/2027 slot... Ba-da-boom. Wonder what it is, they've been mum about what else has been in the works. Is it that BIG TREE thing? Didn't Pharrell Williams have an original story lined up there at one point? We shall see.

Universal now has a Minions movie, a Shrek movie, and a Mario movie set for 2026 in addition to a potentially successful new original DreamWorks movie... They're getting ready to eat pretty good, I'd say.

SHREK 5 also added a director recently, Conrad Vernon, who directed on the second film... And on other DreamWorks biggies like MONSTERS VS. ALIENS and MADAGASCAR 3, in addition to voicing the MADAGASCAR character Mason. He's voiced several other characters in DreamWorks' library as well. He's a long-timer alright. Did you know he also directed SAUSAGE PARTY and the two animated ADDAMS FAMILY movies on top of that? He now joins the previously-announced directors Walt Dohrn and Brad Abelson. Not out of the ordinary for a SHREK movie, or most of these big-time animated features. SHREK 2 had him as director alongside Andrew Adamson and the late Kelly Asbury, for starters.

Disney's gotta be exclaiming "fuck!" right about now. ICE AGE 6 previously moved into Christmas 2026 and booted an untitled STAR WARS movie out of that slot, now it'll have to find a new home. I doubt it kicks an untitled original Disney Animation movie out of Thanksgiving 2026, either early fall 2026 or Q1 2027 might have to do. The first two ICE AGE movies were, indeed, March releases in their respective release years. 3, 4, and 5 were summertime debuts. While PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH ended up being a December release in 2022, after delays from an April slot and a September slot, SHREK 5 will be the first mainline SHREK movie to open around that time. SHREKs 1-4 were May releases. PUSS IN BOOTS Uno came out at the end of October in 2011.

Anyways, Universal theatrical animation board going forward:

01/31/2025: DOG MAN (DreamWorks)

08/01/2025: THE BAD GUYS 2 (DreamWorks)

09/26/2025: GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE: THE MOVIE (DreamWorks)

04/03/2026: UNTITLED MARIO (Illumination)

07/01/2026: MINIONS 3 (Illumination)

09/25/2026: UNTITLED (DreamWorks)

12/23/2026: SHREK 5 (DreamWorks)

06/30/2027: UNTITLED (Illumination)

Well then...

[sailorsplatoon]

hellooooo sailor! sorry for my long time departure (i was out of idea's lmao) but im back with something very interesting. SHOOT KA BA BOOM KA DA THIS IDEA IS KINDA LIKE ME ON CRACK KA BOOM: The octarian army... while few and far between after everything that's happened, they still have machines and weapons on their side, and enough spite from being stuck underground for so long to split the earth. the battle of inkopolis was a long hard fight, in which the octarian army and the denizen's of inkopolis where locked in a battle that seemingly never ended, both side's using respawn points draining the great zapfish, the army slowly pushing inkopolis forces back and taking control off their respawn points, it seemed more hopeless by the moment. everyone was fighting, even those who primarily reside in the splatlands where helping to try to end it here and now... [character] was fighting, in a sort of holdout zone with some civilians, and the octarians came packing some real firepower to take care of things like this. scalable offensive hand grenade's (search it up if you're confused), 2, 3, 4, 4 was the amount they stacked, and threw it at the holdout zone. causing the entire thing to be blown sky-high. [character] was mostly unharmed, bruised but generally uninjured... but not everyone was so lucky, they looked over, around, until they lay their eyes on... [loved one (and children if applicable)], unmoving, half their body crushed by rubble/bits of shrapnel through them/whatever you want. there's no mistaking it. they're dead. what is [character]'s next move?

(chat, did i cook?)

Okay, you didn’t just cook, you made a gourmet seven course meal!

Four, Captain, Neo, Birch, Frye, and Shiver all would go on murderous rampages in their grief. They’re so horrified by the reality before them that they can’t possibly comprehend it, and that anguish is manifesting itself in rage. They kill people both on their side and on the enemy side. 

Acht, Marie, Elita, Pearl, and Eight kind of just stop. They can’t function with the weight of this loss. They just don’t move or think or do anything. When they’re eventually forced out of the battleground, they’re pretty much entirely numb and emotionless, not even talking. 

Shina, Elle, Callie, Marina, and Big Man, all start sobbing uncontrollably. They clutch the dead bodies as if somehow their tears can bring back the people they’ve lost, and they refuse to leave. They just cry, probably until they pass out and are carried away.  

Thank you for the ask!!! This is a wonderfully angsty idea, and the excited noises I made while reading it were a testament to that.

[beansonbread2]

BEANSONBREAD AWARDS 2023 - BEST SONG

AWARD NO.5 - BEST SONG OF 2023

PAST WINNERS

2022 > Jockstrap 'Concrete Over Water' (see full list HERE)

2021 > Self Esteem ‘Prioritise Pleasure’ (see full list HERE)

2020 > Jockstrap ‘Acid’ (see full list HERE)

2019 > Weyes Blood ‘Andromeda’ (see full list HERE)

2018 >Let’s Eat Grandma ‘It’s Not Just Me’ (see full list HERE)

2017 > Richard Dawson ‘Ogre’ (see full list HERE)

2016 > Solange ‘Cranes In the Sky’ (see full list HERE)

2015 > Kendrick Lamar ‘The Blacker The Berry’ (see full list HERE)

2014 > FKA Twigs ‘Two Weeks’ (see full list HERE)

2013 > Oliver Wilde ‘Perrett’s Brook’ (see full list HERE)

2010 > Untold ‘Stop What You’re Doing (James Blake Remix) (see full list HERE)

2009 > Joker - ‘Digidesign’ (see full list HERE)

2008 > Lil’ Wayne - ‘A Milli’ (see full list HERE)

2007 > Panda Bear - ‘Bros’ (see full list HERE)

2006 > Hot Chip - ‘Over And Over’ (see full list HERE)

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RULES - A maximum of THREE tracks from any one artist. Songs can be tied in the same position.

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THE RUNNERS UP (in alphabetical order)

100 Gecs ‘Hollywood Baby’

Alabaster DePlume ‘Did You Know’

Animal Collective ‘Soul Capturer’ / ‘Defeat’

Aphex Twin ‘Blackbox Life Recorder 21f’

Avey Tare ‘The Musical’

Bar Italia ‘Nurse!’ / ‘My Little Tony’  

Bas Jan ‘No More Swamp’

BC Camplight ‘The Last Rotation Of Earth’

Beabadoobee & Clairo ‘Glue Song’

Beck & Phoenix ‘Odyssey’

Benjamin Spike Saunders ‘I Can’t Impress You’

Big Thief ‘Vampire Empire’

Biig Piig ‘In The Dark’

Blur ‘The Narcissist’

Danny Brown ‘Tantor’ / ‘Jenn’s Terrific Vacation’

Das Koolies ‘Pain Down The Drain’

Dean Blunt & TYSON ‘Rinsed’

Divorce ‘Scratch Your Metal’

Django Django ‘Don’t Touch That Dial’ / ‘Black Cadillac’

Dorian Electra ‘Puppet’

English Teacher ‘The World’s Biggest Paving Slab’

Feist ‘Borrow Trouble’

Felicita ‘Spalarkle (Alys)'

Firestations ‘Undercover’

Hannah Diamond ‘Affirmations’ / ‘Twisted’

H. Hawkline ‘Plastic Man’

Janelle Monae, Seun Kuti, Egypt 80 ‘Float’

Jessy Lanza ‘Limbo’

Jockstrap ‘Sexy 2’

John Cale ‘Noise Of You’

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown ‘Scaring The Hoes’ / ‘Lean Beef Patty’

Kara Jackson ‘Dickhead Blues’

Katy J Pearson ‘Willow’s Song’

Kelela ‘Contact’

King Krule ‘Seaforth’

The Lemon Twigs ‘Any Time of Day’

Lil Yachty ‘Drive Me Crazy!’

Liz Lawrence & Steve Mason ‘I Was There’

Magdalena Bay ‘Top Dog’

Martha Ffion ‘The Wringer’

MAY ‘Phone Me’

Memotone ‘Door To The Sky’

MGMT ‘Bubblegum Dog’ / ‘Mother Nature’

Minor Conflict ‘Second-Hand Time / ‘Living Statue’

Mitski ‘Bug Like An Angel’

Mun Sing ‘Waiting In The Car’

Nadine Shah ‘Topless Mother’

Nourished By Time ‘Daddy’ / ‘The Fields’

Oneohtrix Point Never ‘On An Axis’

One True Pairing ‘Frozen Food Centre’

Overmono ‘Good Lies’

Panda Bear, Sonic Boom, Adrian Sherwood ‘Whirlpool Dub’

Patten ‘Walk With U’

Pinkpantheress & Ice Spice ‘Boy’s A Liar Pt.2’

Pozi ‘Failing’ / ‘Pest Control’

Quade ‘Streching Out’

Roisin Murphy 'CooCool'

Rozi Plain ‘Complicated’ / ‘Painted The Room’

Seamus Fogarty ‘They Recognised Him’

Shabazz Palaces ‘Binoculars’

Sierra Manhattan ‘Smartphones’

Slauson Malone 1 ‘New Joy’

Sleaford Mods ‘UK Grim’ / ‘Force 10 From Navarone’

The Smile ‘Wall Of Eyes’

Squid ‘Siphon Song’ / ‘Undergrowth’

Steve Mason ‘The People Say’

Tapeworms ‘IRL’

Terry ‘Gold Duck’

Tirzah ‘No Limit’

Trust Fund ‘London’

Vagabon ‘Carpenter’

Warmduscher ‘Love Strong’

Weird Wave ‘Unrecognise!’

Wesley Gonzalez ‘Dress Rehearsal’ / ‘When I Rot’

Yaeji ‘For Granted’ / ‘Done (Let’s Get It)’

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THE TOP 25 SONGS OF 2023

25. Bjork & Rosalia ‘Oral’

24. MF Tomlinson ‘We Are Still Wild Horses’

23. Fever Ray ‘Even It Out’

22. Dorian Electra ‘Freak Mode’

21. Nourished By Time ‘Shed The Fear’

20. ANOHNI & The Johnsons ‘It Must Change’

19. Young Fathers ‘Rice’

18. Kwes, Sampha, Tirzah ‘Open Up’

17. Max Tundra ‘Lights 2023’

16. Squid ‘Undergrowth’

15. Tara Clerkin Trio ‘Marble Walls’

14. Rozi Plain ‘Help’

13. The Lemon Twigs ‘When Winter Comes Around’ / ‘Corner Of My Eye’

12. Animal Collective ‘Gem & I’

11. Max Tundra ‘This Woman’s Work’

10. Water From Your Eyes ‘Barley’

9. Django Django & Self Esteem ‘Complete Me’

8. JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown ‘Burfict!’

7. Bill Ryder-Jones ‘This Can’t Go On’

6. Squid ‘Swing (In A Dream)’

5. Tara Clerkin Trio ‘The Turning Ground’

4. Lana Del Rey ‘A&W’

3. Steve Mason ‘Brixton Fish Fry’

2. Caroline Polachek ‘Dang’

1. Oneohtrix Point Never ‘A Barely Lit Path’

[my-chaos-radio-90s-list]

Baby, Baby - Amy Grant

Baby Baby - Corona

Baby Come Back - Pato Banton feat. UB 40

Baby I Love Your Way - Big Mountain

Back Here - BBMak

Bad Girl - Madonna

Baila Me - Gipsy Kings

Bailamos - Enrique Iglesias

Bakerman - Laid Back

Baker Street - Undercover

Ballerina Out Of Control - The Ocean Blue

Bang And Blame - R.E.M.

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Be My Baby - Vanessa Paradis

Be My Lover - La Bouche

Beautiful Morning - Ace Of Base

Beautiful Ones - Suede

Because I Love You - Stevie B

Because The Night - CoRo feast. Taleesa

Bed Of Roses - Bon Jovi

Being Boring - Pet Shop Boys

Believe - Cher

Bell Bottomed Tear - The Beautiful South

Bellisima - DJ Quicksilver

Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay

Better Than You - Lisa Keith

Better The Devil You Know - Kylie Minogue

Big Yellow Taxi - Amy Grant

Bird On A Wire - The Neville Brothers

Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve

Bla Bla Bla - Gigi D'Agostino

Black Eyed Boy - Texas

Black Or White - Michael Jackson

Blame It On The Weatherman - B*Witched

Blaze Of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi

Blood On The Dancefloor - Michael Jackson

Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

Blue Savannah - Erasure

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! - Vengaboys

Booyah (Here We Go) - Sweetbox feat. Tempest

Born To Make You Happy - Britney Spears

Both Side Of The Story - Phil Collins

Break It Down Again - Tears For Fears

Break My Stride - Unique II

Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Deep Blue Something

Breathe - The Prodigy

Breathe Again - Toni Braxton

Broken - Soulsister

Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry

Building A Mystery - Sarah McLachlan

Burning Down The House - Tom Jones, The Cardigans

Butterfly - Crazy Town

Butterfly - SMiLE.dk

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: September 7, 2023

Lyrics (original):

Uh, hey!

Yeah, it goes like boom-ba-da, ba-doom

It's me and you (hey)

내 얘길 들어줘, I wanna be your boo

Look out, look out, 이 느낌은 뭐야?

반짝반짝 빛이 나는 걸 (hey)

그 표정 뭐야? 이번엔 좀 달라 (woo)

완벽하게 빈틈없는 계획이 될 거야

First things (first), 코너를 돌 때

실수인 척 아주 힘껏 날 밀어 세게

역시 오늘도 looking nice

점점 더 다가오잖아, all right

Give me your heart

내게 오면, ooh, whoa, oh

유치해도 뭐 사랑이 원래 그런 걸

You can't get my mind o-off of you

Boom, 아찔해 감은 눈

가까이 오면 쿵, 어지러워 나

Boom-boom-ba-doo-roo-roo, 어떡해 이 담은

뜻밖에 someone new, tell me who you are (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na, me and you, doo-roo-doo-roo-roo (hey, hey)

Na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo

째깍째깍, time's up, I got a big problem

Yeah, yeah, yeah (uh)

예상치 못한, carry up, nah

Ya, 근데 심장이 반응했어

It's kind of attack 말도 안 돼 (hey, hey)

오히려 좋아 난

Someone locked me up

계속 떠올라 넌 all day

Na-na-na, no matter, no matter, no, what?

이러니저러니 해도 안 나와, 이건 no 답 답, ooh

I just wanna be with you (wanna be with you)

전부 난 다 알아야겠어, yeah

Give me your heart

내게 오면, ooh, whoa, oh

상상만으로 얼굴이 빨개지는 걸

You can't get my mind o-off of you

Boom, 아찔해 감은 눈

가까이 오면 쿵, 어지러워 나

Boom-boom-ba-doo-roo-roo, 어떡해 이 담은

뜻밖에 someone new, tell me who you are (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na, me and you, doo-roo-doo-roo-roo (hey, hey)

Na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo

째깍째깍, time's up, I got a big problem

가뿐히 넌 선을 넘어

작은 호기심을 뛰어넘어

새로운 감정들이 피어나

익숙하고도 낯선 이 느낌

데자뷔처럼 반복된 우리

Maybe we 어쩜 우리

I just wanna be with you (oh, whoa, whoa)

Boom, 아찔해 감은 눈 (oh)

가까이 오면 쿵 처음 그때처럼 (yeah)

Boom-boom-ba-doo-roo-roo, 어떡해 이 담은 (hey)

내 맘에 something new, I know who you are (oh my, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na, me and you, doo-roo-doo-roo-roo (hey, hey)

Na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo

두근두근 my heart, I got a big problem

Ah, ah, ah

아마 우리, 아마 우리, 아마 우리 ���, 둘

Ah

어쩌면 우리 어쩜 우리 운명일지도

Lyrics (english):

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo (oh my)

Na-na-na-na-na, me and you, doo-roo-doo-roo-roo (hey, hey)

Na-na-na-na-na-na, boom-doo-roo-doo-roo

두근두근 my heart, I got a big problem

Uuh, Hey!

Yeah it goes like Boom Ba Da Ba Dum

It’s me and you (Hey!)

listen to me

I wanna be your boo

Look out, Look out

what’s this feeling?

it’s shining brightly (Hey)

what’s this expression? It’s different this time

it’s gonna be a perfectly tight plan

First things

when turning a corner

push me hard pretending to be a mistake

also, today looking nice

getting closer all right

Give me your heart

When you are coming to me Woo Ooh

even if its childish, love is like that

You can’t get my mind o-off of you

Boom

giddy eyes

coming closer makes me boom

I’m dizzy

Boom Boom Ba Du Lu Lu

What should I do next?

unexpected Someone new

Tell me who you are (Oh my!)

Na na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu (Oh my!)

Na na na na na me and you

Du Lu Du Lu Lu (Hey Hey!)

Na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu

tick tock, tick tock Time’s up

I got a big problem

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah (Uh)

unsuspected Carry up nah

Ya my heart reacted

It’s kind of attack, no way

I rather like it

Someone locked me up

I keep thinking of you All day

Na na na

No matter no matter no, what?

It doesn’t come out no matter what

this is No, the answer Oooh

I just wanna be with you

I want to know everything Yeah

Give me your heart

When you are coming to me Woo Ooh

I turn red just by imagining it

You can’t get my mind o-off of you

Boom

giddy eyes

coming closer makes me boom

I’m dizzy

Boom Boom Ba Du Lu Lu

What should I do next?

unexpected Someone new

Tell me who you are (Oh my!)

Na na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu (Oh my!)

Na na na na na me and you

Du Lu Du Lu Lu (Hey Hey!)

Na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu

tick tock, tick tock Time’s up

I got a big problem

You cross the line easily

beyond small curiosity

new emotions bloom

Familiar but strange feelings

we’re repeating like déjà vu

Maybe we, might we

I just wanna be with you

Boom

giddy eyes

coming closer makes me boom

like the first time

Boom Boom Ba Du Lu Lu

What should I do next?

in my heart Something new

I know who you are (Oh my!)

Na na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu (Oh my!)

Na na na na na me and you

Du Lu Du Lu Lu (Hey Hey!)

Na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu

pit-a-pat, My heart

I got a big problem

Ah maybe we, maybe we

maybe two of us

Ah maybe we

maybe we are destiny

Songwriter:

Na na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu (Oh my!)

Na na na na na me and you

Du Lu Du Lu Lu (Hey Hey!)

Na na na na na na

Boom Du Lu Du Lu

pit-a-pat My heart

I got a big problem

Justin Robert Reinstein / Scott Russell Stoddart / Jiwon Lee / Anna Linnea Timgren / Sonido / Ji Yeon Lee

BandFacts:

👉📖

[macwantspeace]

* Not a big a ba da boom * The incessant asteroid headlines on Giggle News [tm] ! Asteroids ! ! Flames ! ! Splosions ! Sigh. When I foolishly clicked on a couple of these I found out after twenty paragraphs it admits that it can't even be viewed with an amateur telescope because it's too far away. And will stay far away. So Giggle News [tm] insists after several years on including it in my headlines page. But c'mon. "Asteroid the size of 28 sheep to ram past the Earth" Seriously? "ram"? Bah-ah-ah-ah. "biggest asteroid, as big as 580 Greta Thunbergs." So now we're converting Australian units to Swedish units. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ btw: they tend to pick these up from the NASA NEO page.That's the info they tuck into the twenty-first paragraph. After the ! Splosions ! graphics.

[macwantspeace]

"truck" - gets stuck offroad The car wash - oops, you did not set it to "wet mode" and destroyed the whole system. Actually, don't get it wet. Ever. Wipe it down with baby oil and hum a lullaby. System crash and the doors won't open. Back it into the pond while turning around....can't open the door, can't break the window. The lid for that [?] storage space will chop veggies for you. Video shows it doing slices off carrot and cucumber as it closes. No crumple zones. Cool, right? Big ba da boom in traffic. No apparent damage to the truck. Other car is crumpled paper. Tesla driver gets scraped off the windshield after. btw - in Loco news, Austin, the Super Giga Factory is laying off 2700 workers. Good times.

$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

[thethirdman8]

Smores! Anyone have a long stick?

[writers-vlogx]

Hi! going up a day before Christmas since I want yall to enjoy your time with your family and friends. Also coming from someone who is not in the most healthy environment at the moment I wanna imagine spending time with the characters I love so here it is ❤️❤️

Christmas with Rafael Caro Quintero 🎄

Spending Christmas with Rafa is just going all out, I'm talking inflatables, huge Christmas trees, and so many decorations

To be more precise expensive Christmas decorations, exported from Italy, crafted as one of a kind. It is my firm belief that this man loves Christmas, in fact, he is obsessed with it, after all it is the most wonderful time of the year.

He's going to go all out. He wants to be able to spend time by your side at one of the most important times of the year for him. Being able to decorate and spend time with the one he loves, making memories, laughing but more importantly enjoying each other's company.

He's going into the full holiday spirit, he'll bake cookies with you. Have snow fights, if there is snow. And end the day with hot chocolate and pan dulce while watching a movie.

Also my full belief this man makes your everyday wish come true, so if you came up to him and try to maybe get him to throw a party and serve out food for those in need believe he's getting everything done. Blankets, food, toys, music I'm talking big!

I think he'd be happy that you show so much interest because to some degree it reminded him a little of himself. Always wanted more, more than he had, more than he was. So seeing the kids excited over toys and food warmed his heart.

And okay so basically Christmas day he's getting the biggest most expensive gifts for you. He wants to show off and make you see that he can give you anything you want just name it. That expensive necklace you mentioned once? It's there. The one-of-a-kind ring you saw? Over on the left hun. Now if you got him something, this man will cry. He's going to coddle the living heck outa you. The fact that you thought about him, doesn't matter what it is, he's going to treasure it for the rest of his life.

Afterwards, he's kind of done with fancy meeting and dinners. Mention to him once that you don't feel like going and ba da Bing ba da boom, he's getting into cozy clothes and pulling you in towards him.

You're tired, he's already on the popcorn and candy, you wanna sleep? Well, how convenient, his chest is a perfect pillow. You wanna go do something that doesn't involve his VERY annoying drug-dealing friends? Hey him too, let's go skating or something.

Overall he's extra happy during the season in itself. (And extra kind, yesterday he managed to send someone to the hospital instead of an early funeral. See? kind.)

@yoongskook @hausofmamadas

[sunstrace]

Ba da bing ba da boom

Scoma. 🔫 💍

the post that tumblr doesn't want you to see LOL but alkdjfalksdjflakdsjf this made me so soft dude

YACHT WEDDING YACHT WEDDING YACHT WED-

it's a summer wedding, but it's not too too hot. and even if it is, the drinks are cold and they're on a boat so it's over the water and it's a nice warm. a light breeze, even. definitely an afternoon into the evening wedding.

idk what traditions they'd have but ben made the cake, obviously. scott asked him to, obviously. it's chocolate, obviously. and it's a perfect cake because ben's perfect and he worked really hard on it, and it's multilayered and it's beautiful. it's scott's favorite thing they have there.

i think roma would go in for the cake smash first, but scott would see it coming and catch her hand and smash it back into her face. and then she'd get him back but it'd be very cute.

scott proposed :'))) scott: you won't find it here either. also scott: proposes. no but i picture it happening on the beach. like an evening beach walk and they're holding hands and he turns to her and just sort of asks. him putting the ring on her finger and roma jump hugging him and she's crying. god my heart.

i imagine he'd have a pretty standard suit, but roma has a beautiful dress. it's big and poofy and has a lot of tulle, and scott smiles when he sees her in it for the first time. like an "of course that's the dress you'd go with, i love you" moment. gonna cry.

the flowers are purple and yellow and pink. ;) and they're gladiolus because i like those and they come in those colors.

he would definitely have written out and memorized his vows perfectly. they'd also be full of callbacks, because that's the kind of person he is, remembering everything. they would also be about how grateful he really is for her and how much he loves her, and about how she was always right. roma was always right, even when he couldn't see it. she could and he'll always be grateful for that. and he'd also talk about getting to spend forever with her and how that's like more than he could ever ask for. he'd also make a lot of promises. like, he'd promise to be more considerate (because in their early texts she told him that he could "be more considerate") and he'd promise to have breakfast with her if she promised to have coffee with him every morning, and he'd promise to at least try to stop making her cry. that he knows he hasn't done a great job, but that's he's trying. of course he'd have to say something about how this day isn't the best indication of that because i'd imagine she'd be crying during the vows lol. he'd be like "after today" :'))) and then i feel like roma's would be really cute and fun and have a few crude lines, but he would find all of it so endearing. i think it'd also be really sweet, and be about being there for the other through everything. like how much they've held each other up and gone through so much, and that they'll never give up on each other. that they're truly together forever. god. i just can't.

no one's late to the wedding because the yacht is leaving whether your ass is on it or not.

ryan is a groomsman. cam too. ben is his best man. nayah is a bridesmaid. akamu is bride of honor LOL. because of course he is. they all give speeches, but i think akamu's would make me cry most. it'd mostly be about his love for roma but i also think he'd say to scott like, "take care of her, okay?" and he'd like hit his fist into his palm and be like "you already know what happens if you don't" HAHA. something like that. it's a joke between them because they're friends by that point. ben giving a speech would make me sob. i'd actually sob. sidenote: roma's parents are the only ones invited, for obvious reasons. but they treat scott like a son and it's so genuine and they do such a great job that he almost doesn't notice his own aren't there.

nayah catches the bouquet. because i picture either ramen or scoma getting married first and then akayah, literally only because i want nayah to catch it. LOL they would definitely hire a professional photographer. roma has to get the perfect photos, and they have to show off. fuck natalie, am i right. they'd have some really sweet ones but they'd definitely also have some really goofy and smiley ones. at least one forehead touching photo is a requirement. they have the most extravagant food are you kidding me. everything is an all out expense. they paid so much money for this. but it's okay because they're ones.

roma definitely cries first. not that scott wouldn't also cry, though. i think he would at least tear up. i think he'd hold it for a long while, until the dancing happens. yk how they do a dad and daughter dance? i think roma's dad (lmao joon) giving her over to him after that dance would make him break. WILD. absolutely feral, especially when the drinks come out and start hitting people. yacht's have pools, right? it just turns into pool party part 2 but more wild. people going into the pool with their wedding clothes still on. asdjflakdjsflkjsdf akamu's smashed. roma's smashed. scott gets smashed. people are giving them drinks all through the night, trying to get them drunk (because that's what i would be doing tbh LOL). they have the master suite and go back to their room stumbling all over each other and being all messy. and then they have the moment of laying in bed facing each other and obviously scott has to push her hair behind her ear because that's something he does and he has to do it on their wedding night while they're all sweet and intimate. god.

i think he'd want a semi simple ring, but i think roma would want a nice diamond. something really pretty and expensive, and he'd get her the best. lol he went ring shopping with akamu. which is funny because then, if akayah gets married last, akamu wouldn't know what the fuck they're supposed to get as far as rings go either LOL maybe ramen were unavailable for consultation that night

their favours are just alcohol idk lol

idk i picture them having a beach honeymoon. or just spending all of it together no matter where they are. (edited)

idk scott cries at ben's speech LOL that's the memorable moment because almost no one has seen him cry. and maybe scott and akamu wrestle in the pool. and they have a chicken rematch.

can ben officiate the wedding lol or akamu LMFAO can akamu officiate that's hilarious

idk if it would be their first dance song but lover is a great wedding song and it always makes me think of scoma. i genuinely think it's a perfect scoma song.

We could let our friends crash in the living room This is our place, we make the call And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

it's perfect okay.

roma's dad giving her away down the aisle is aldksfjalsdfaskdf everything to me.

[ohdeartheendsworlded]

Some implications from Hunting Palismen (SPOILERS)

!SPOILERS!

So this last episode was kinda a lore dump so here’s some 3:30am reflections on it (i.e. I’m not going to double check the episode, this is from what I remember).

1. Unity Day is like the end of STVOE I guess?? (idk never seen it) So, essentially making it so the Titan (probably not a good guy) and the Boiling Isles’ realm fuse with the Earth realm. This being the Titan’s end goal probably means that uh.. Bill Cipher level apocalyptic event.

2. Belos is in some way related to Philip Whittebane, and most likely is Philip Whittebane. 

Note: Belos said “our” when discussing Unity Day with the coven heads, and since the coven heads would most directly correlate to the Boiling Isles, Belos would correlate to the human realm. (Also, it would be unlikely for a descendant of Belos to consider so strongly the human realm their home).

Ok. So two arguments we have to consider to the contrary.

a. If Belos is Philip Whittebane, how is he still alive after all this time?

and

b. If Belos is Philip Whittebane, why hasn’t he just done this whole unity thing already considering all signs point to him being the portal’s creator?

These two questions are pretty interlinked and I’ll answer them with my new patented: Belos Theory v. 01 (until it gets retconned by Dana)

Essentially, Philip ends up in the Boiling Isles, and tries to find his way back. Along the way, he hears of Titan’s blood and acquires some through some unknown means and boom hey you got a portal.

However, the Titan’s blood somehow exerts a psychic influence on Philip and the Titan starts to talk to him. The Titan, must’ve at one point, been some interdimensional being (given that it’s blood literally transcends dimensions), but it’s power has been lost (for some reason). Left to rot, but still conscious, on the Boiling Isles, this guy wants to get his mojo back. The Titan’s true motivations are unclear, but probably not good. 

Philip completes his portal, but the Titan can’t do anything with it. It’s too weak. At this point, Philip probably starts to have some personal “there’s a demon in my head” moments and ditches the portal. Eventually, he returns with the Titan in full control. 

With the Titan’s magic essentially being all spread around and “wild,” the Titan cannot concentrate it’s magic to do anything, so it somehow curses Philip- through what means, man idk, there’s a lot. My guess is that it really got into Philip’s head, and made him do something with the Palismen forest place.

This curse essentially elongates Philip’s life, and the Titan uses Belos to be it’s pawn, having Philip, known as Belos, convince the world (one that had forgotten the Titan’s intentions) that “wild” magic is the scourge of society, and that “concentrated” coven magic is the way to go.

That’s a big part of my theory here by the way: Wild magic isn’t bad, it’s just unfocused and diverse: coven magic is uniform and concentrated.

Anyway... ba da bing ba da boom, we got covens, and those who excel in the covens to a point of extreme virtuosity (i.e. have the most concentrated of that magic), become coven heads, who report to Belos. 

He then seeks out the portal he ditched long ago, but someone has nabbed it: Eda, the Owl Lady. Her being a wild witch is enough cover to put up a bounty, and eventually as we know, petrification ceremony and hey, he’s got the portal (but damaged).

My guess to the plan here is simple: 

Like a car, Belos will jumpstart the Titan. (After all the Titan’s heart is present in the castle.) By having the Coven heads focus their concentrated magic into the portal contraption, with the portal being activated, the Titan will have enough power to enact the unification of the two realms, and start whatever the Titan has planned.

Please note that I’m writing this at like 4am, but lemme know what you think of this.

(Also, has anyone seen Belos’s ears?)

3. The Golden Guard is related to Belos... somehow. It’s stated that Belos is his uncle, or at least that’s what he calls him. Whether this is a true title or not doesn’t matter really, hey why can’t mr. witch ears do magic??? 

GG is a half-witch. Half-human and half-witch. That’s why he has the appearance of a witch, but not the physical capabilities. Additionally, his ancestors have had similar issue with magic which leads us down three scenarios.

a) GG is a descendant of Belos, who apparently had some kids with another witch, and started a family lineage.

b) GG is a descendant of an unrelated lineage of half-witches, which means that Philip wasn’t the first, and that maybe at one point, humans and witches coexisted?? (A stretch, but it’s better than thinking hey maybe there was like one person who came into this realm and got busy).

c) I don’t like this one as much, but perhaps some genetic thing where magic was repressed by genetic mutation. Idk I gotta end this post.

TLDR; Unity day is STVOE, Belos is about to start a car, and Hunter is a human name if I ever heard it.

Peace.

[thousandhandbrightskycannon]

Big ba da boom