#bi jamie tartt

[nostalgic-shamefest]

IS IT?

He really said that with a straight face huh

[beetlejuice-maitland]

Colin: Jamie, for $1000, would you have sex with Roy?

Jamie: Shit, that’s tough, would I have to pay the thousand all at once or in installments or—

[the-winchester-s-guardian]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY GOT PEP ON THE SHOW

HE INTERACTED WITH TED AND JAIME I’M SPEECHLESS AAAAAAH

THIS WAS ACTUALLY ME WATCHING THIS UNFOLD:

[deadcaffeinatedpoets]

so apple tv basically confirmed

[mr-ghost-face]

idk I think jamie tartt should have been allowed at least one cut away shot of him grinding up against a man in a club in one of the seasons

Is that too much to ask for?!?!

[poemega]

There. fixed it.

[sunwarmed-ash]

Angst Prompts: Roy/Jamie

Prompt by @novelbear *Their full list here*

when you want to introduce them to someone but you have that slight hesitation before saying "they're a friend."

"you called me your friend." "was i not supposed to say that?" "you really think i'm just your friend? after these last few weeks?"

A/N: usually I write flirty, sexy, happy RoyJamie but I feel like shit so you're getting sad prompts today. (Ficlet under cut)

“This is Jamie, my …friend.”

Friend, friend. It feels like a slap in the face, because it is. Because Jamie is not going back in the closet for anyone. 

Not for Man City. Not for Love Island. Not for his fucking father. And sure as hell not for Roy fucking Kent who Jamie had been considering, exclusively for weeks now, as his boyfriend. 

“Yeah. Hey, how you doing mate,” Jamie says diplomatically, through clenched fucking teeth as he shakes the hand of some old fuck Jamie could care less about. 

*

He’s fully trapped in his head by the time they reach the restaurant. 

“You’ve been quiet.” Roy says, and Jamie struggles to make eye contact. 

“Have I?”

“Eerily. Usually can't get you to shut the fuck up.”

Any other day, in any other mood, the comment would have rolled off Jamie’s back. Roy and Jamie teased each other constantly. But right now, after the ‘friend’ comment. After so much time listening to the hateful insecurities whispering venom in his ears, it just feels like a kick to the gut after he’s already down. 

“Fuck you Roy,” he says, louder than is polite for a half full restaurant, but it at least the message gets through. Because Roy’s eyebrows shoot to his receding hairline and his mouth drops open in shock. 

“Whoa, hey. The fuck’s going on?”

Jamie scoffs, pushing his hair back for something to do that's not destruct. 

“The fucks goin on? You called me your ‘friend’ Roy. To someone important to you. Is that all this is? All we are? It’s been months Roy!”

Roy is stunned, embarrassed, and angry. Jamie’s spent enough time looking at this assholes face to understand the nuances in his expressions. 

“I don't want to talk about this here,” Roy says, probably thinking he's compromising but it just sets Jamie off. He stands and leaves the restaurant without another word. 

*

Roy stares at the empty place across from him for another second before tossing cash on the table for the drinks and getting the fuck out of here. He can already hear all of the chatter in the restaurant escalate as more seconds pass. 

He needed to talk to someone. Jamie, ideally, but maybe after he’s cooled down a bit. 

He wished Keeley wasn’t the first person that jumped to his mind. Only because it wasn't fair to burden her with news of a second failed relationship after he was the one who ended theirs. 

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck.” 

*

Jamie goes home. And he drinks. He hates himself for it, but, well, he’s already at the bottom of the well, can’t get any lower than this right? 

*

He loses track of time, and how much he’s drank. Of how many pictures he's taken of his body and dick as revenge postings to maybe piss Roy off more. They don't go any further than his camera roll though, because the liquor makes his eyes heavy and he’s asleep less than 5 minutes later. 

*

Waking up alone is one of the worst feelings in the world in Jamie’s opinion. Especially once he's in a relationship. And now, after 5 months and 16 days, he’s grown accustomed to waking up against Roy’s frame. To falling asleep with his light snoring in his ear. 

Waking up alone, hungover, because your actions may have ended yet another fantastic relationship? Take the worst feeling in the world and compound it by 100. 

Jamie isn't getting out of bed today. Maybe not even this week. Maybe he’ll quit the team all together. It would save him the embarrassing feeling of seeing Roy everyday. Of explaining to everyone how they went from best friends to enemies again over night.

He thinks about calling his mom. But then he remembered she and Simon were out on holiday till the 19th. 

The last of his hope for a good day is dashed.

[lil-lunchbox]

bi jamie confirmed cause after everything they’ve shown us this season the only way it’s possible for isaac to be jamie’s bff over sam is if sam is instead his crush

[redshoes-blues]

I will be formally clowning about how all the canonically queer Ted Lasso characters wear leopard/cheeta print at some point,

and also so does Jamie Tartt

[fanficfanattic]

Oldie but a goodie from the lovely @swiftietartt!

Roy finds out Jamie’s bi almost but not quite by accident. Jamie reveals it on purpose but only then realizes that Roy wasn’t there for Colin’s announcement.

Then he happily shows Roy a pic of his latest hook-up:

“…Roy reaches past him to flip the visor down, and the mirror up.

“Hold the phone next to your face.” He instructs, and Jamie does.

“What was that?” Roy teases, finally reaching for the push-to-start, “About loving your- selfie?””

[nostalgic-shamefest]

Jamie Tartt in his bisexuals winning era

[beetlejuice-maitland]

SCREAMING BECAUSE I DON’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY, THIS IS PROOF: BISEXUAL JAMIE TARTT IS NOW CANON!!!!!

[the-winchester-s-guardian]

Love the fact that everyone in the team thinks that Jamie is gay

[deadcaffeinatedpoets]

first ever ted lasso edit heheh

[fanficfanattic]

WAIT! Stop the presses! A new challenger approaches!

Jan Maas also clocks it and smiles.

can we talk about this cuz we all know richard (also queer) was like “hold up” 🧐 yeah, yeah, but we also saw jamie’s reaction. let me rewind.

colin & richard were like…wait. jamie literally did a double take 😭 this was the moment the queers clocked each other.

[poemega]

Y’all see that time out video with Phil Dunster saying he thinks Jamie would get either a salad or vanilla vodka for a pub lunch? Vanilla vodka you say???? That’s a queer drink I think he’s bi