#bhc sans x reader

[pokegalla]

Ah now this one I gotta add a mix of AUs you probably don’t know and others you love. (Ay they deserve some love too!) Also slight warning for naked naked naked! (It’s nothing bad just bathing really-)

Requested by @theneurodivergentdummy

First Bath/Shower Together with their asexual!S/o

Cross:

* Look at this boi. His skull went from pearly white to plum in merely seconds. How is he so flustered? Well he had come home all covered in sweat from training and you was JUST heading into the shower. You thought it was a perfect suggestion to just shower together!

* His blushing is even brighter once in the shower with you. He keeps his distance and doesn’t look your way. Now don’t get disheartened! He actually does this to respect your wishes and because he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable since you’re asexual.

* Just reassure him and help him understand that he doesn’t have to act like this and you don’t mind. After all, you BOTH should be comfortable. He’ll be happy to hear it and even offer to help wash your hair.

* He’ll get more comfortable later on!

Asterisk:

* (How did you manage to get THIS stubborn skellie to date you???)

* But more importantly how did you convince him to take a bath together? Turns out you just straight up asked him. He spat out his coffee and blushed HEAVILY. A rare sight but you had to admit it was adorable how flustered he was. Obviously he rejected the idea but with persistence (and your annoyingly cute face) he ends up reluctantly agreeing.

* At first he avoids looking at you completely, making sure his Gaster stays outside the door. He grumbles how stupid this was and how he didn’t understand why you wanted to do it. He at least knew he didn’t have to worry about you touching him inappropriately….but he was still embarrassed. Though when you started to rub his shoulders and gave him headrubs, he winded down pretty fast.

* He got so comfortable he actually fell asleep. You felt honored that he did. Gaster peeped in (he was checking on them, nothing inappropriate) and he ‘aw’ed at the sleeping skeleton in your arms. So you both took an opportunity to prank him!

* Till he woke up midway-

* Luckily you guys are still in the bath….

Comet:

* Ah yes a wonderful gentleman.

* You asked to join him since you wanted to spend some quality time with your skellie. He was pretty excited and scooped you up to proudly say he’ll arrange an extravagant bubble bath!!!

* Will make a sparkly bubble bath (no really it SPARKLES. Like the night sky!) for just the two of you. Will help wash your back and hair for you.

* Y’all have a really fun time and Comet makes sure of that! Bubbles, bath bombs, fun music, you even turned off the lights to put on the multicolored galaxy themed LED lights. (His bro walks by thinking it’s a whole dance party in there-)

* You guys stay in there for quite awhile. Seriously his bro had to tell you guys to get out-

Poplar:

* This was probably a by mistake kinda thing.

* Like one of you just needed a quick shower and hopped in. Completely unaware that the other was in there. So when they see each other they panic.

* Don’t worry! You both calm down realizing it’s just your bone-friend and your his S/o. He’s actually quite happy to see you and you guys laugh at the situation.

* You guys just enjoy the shower with each other’s company. It was rather peaceful and enjoyable to say the least.

Nightmare:

* You wanted to try washing off the goop. Or die trying! But you knew he probably wouldn’t let you….unless?

* Yeah you suggested taking a bath together. He was really suspicious on why since it was so sudden. But he eventually agreed.

* He was amused as he quickly figured out your intentions as you scrubbed at his bones furiously. But you also noticed that he was being oddly careful of his tentacles. He did mention they have a mind of their own….you then realize he was making sure they never touched you (*cough* inappropriately *cough*). You call him out for it and he blushes a bit before grumbling to himself.

* And you swore you saw a bit of the goop reveal some pearly white bone….maybe it’s just your imagination.

Error:

* NO NO NO NO-

* His immediate reaction when you ask him for a bath together. Which is pretty understandable. But you wanted to help him with his hapephobia! He’s been doing an amazing job already and wanted him to take it to the next level.

* Just reassure him that you won’t move or touch him and that you will be there to help him. Now he does trust you….he’s just afraid of messing up. But he will eventually agree on the condition that he receives many chocolates.

* He is so careful on where to touch you….so oddly gentle. It melts your heart honestly. He looks down lovingly at you and plays with your hair. Even holds your hand when he gets more comfortable.

* Tell him you’re proud of him. Praise him! He’ll be very happy to hear it!

[ghostangel2000]

A drawing self-insert I made some weeks ago... With the Bonely Hearts Club design of Sans c:

[jaxxwrites4you]

Snuggling by the Hearth Red(BHC Underfell Sans) x Reader

Winter was properly here now, the chill winds your boyfriend let in as he came through your front door made it obvious. You’d never been so glad to have a well insulated house with good heating and even a fireplace. You ushered him inside and closed the door, shivering as the last of the cold blew past you. Red didn’t look like he was bothered at all, but from what you understand the temperature didn’t seem to bother any of the skeletons all that much.

“Ya okay, sweetheart?” He asked you, raising one of his brow bones in concern as he kicked his shoes off next to the door.

“Y-yeah, it’s just really cold out tonight.” You answered, smiling at him, “Why, you worried about me?”

So worth it to tease him as you watched the red spread across his cheekbones, crossing his arms and walking over to the couch. You giggled and followed behind him, stopping just for a moment to tend the logs in the fireplace before you turned to look at him. Red sat down on the couch, just a little of his blush lingered still and he refused to look at you. He’d get over it after a few minutes you knew, he wasn’t really upset, just flustered.

You shook your head and walked into the kitchen, grabbing two mugs as you got everything you needed to make hot chocolate.

“You want some hot chocolate, hun?” You called out and asked him, busying yourself with getting the water heated up on the stove top. You heard the faint noise of agreement he made and sighed, although all you felt for the numbskull was fondness. Another fifteen minutes and you were pouring the hot chocolate into the mugs before you added the marshmallows. With the drinks done now you walked back into the living room, setting the drinks down on the coffee table. Red had calmed down now, the flush gone from his face and he grinned up at you.

“Done being fussy with me now?” You asked him, lips turned up into a playful smile, “Or are you going to go back to pretending to ignore me?”

“Nah, can’t stay mad at you, sweetheart.” Red replied, “So you gonna come sit over here with me?”

You brought one hand up to your chin, making a face like you were considering your options. 

“I don’t know,” You said, looking over to the end of the couch where your cat had curled up, “Peaches hasn’t had many snuggles today so I might just have to sit with her instead.”

You turned back to see his reaction but he moved faster than you and you gasped as he pulled you down and into his lap. There was some readjusting between the two of you as you got comfortable in your new seat and you shot him a look.

“Really?” You asked him, although your smile betrayed your feelings, “I was just joking you know.”

He chuckled, “You don’t look that upset, sweetheart.”

“Hard to be mad when I’ve got the best seat in the house.” You giggled, leaning down until your face was just in front of his, “Besides I’m just happy you’re here tonight, hun. I’ve missed you.”

The red flush spread back across his cheekbones and he gently caressed one hand along your cheek, leaning forward until his teeth met your lips. You smiled into the kiss and let yourself melt against him. Here in the warmth and comfort of your house, in the arms of your boyfriend, everything was perfect.

[fatsans]

I am so in love with BHC Nox. Idk why but he’s so UGH he’s AH he’s just HGN he just makes me UUUAAAAHHH

[timbertumbr]

This is gonna be probably a bit more difficult. So my idea is Error x Reader x Nox. I don’t have references this time but I can explain it as much as I can to help give you some context.

Basically Error is there because he wanted to destroy the AU but reader convinced him not to and he ends up being a roommate who eventually crushes on Reader. Nox likes to visit Reader and also crushes on them. The two are VERY well aware of the other’s feelings towards reader and become rivals (I imagine every visit is met with a glare). Reader loves both of them but is quite shy about it. They eventually find out try to woo them with their own unique ways.

It’s an idea I have for my fanfic that I want it to end in a poly relationship! Think you are up for the challenge?! Two tsunderes vs one simp reader!!! Good luck!!!

The Glitch and the Coffee Addict (Error X Reader X Nox)

Hehehehe, I'm going to have fun with this one. Hope you enjoy! I did alter it slightly, hope you don’t mind-

Note: Both skeletons are simping for the reader, not each other. I have to say this everyone time because people are weird.

When a destructive, glitching, seemingly aggressive skeleton appeared in your living room claiming to destroy this “accursed AU,” you weren’t too bothered by it, after all, you had a house full of skeletons and odd situations across the street. You just sighed and approached the monologuing skeleton, tapping his shoulder to get his attention. He quite literally jumped and turned to glare at you, opening his mouth to say something when you shushed him.

“Look, I dunno what your deal is but could you not destroy a bajillion lives cause you feel like it? Okay? Thanks,” You then just, walked away, Error had never had an encounter like this, one where you so confidently approached him and just asked not to be destroyed before going about your day. He was baffled, a little annoyed but intrigued. He decided to stick around, and see how things would play out.

And that is how you got a powerful skeleton as a roommate, a little moody at times but overall nice company. You wish you could say the same when Nox came over, those two would always get into some sort of competition and every time, you had to break it up before they destroyed your house again.

You loved them, you really did, you just wish they’d stop having glaring matches whenever you left the room because yes, you DID notice them. As you thought over this while playing a game, the two in question were fighting each other to the death within said game. You really wish you kept PVP off.

“Don’t you DARE steal my coffee beans you brute,” Error rolled his eyes, or at least what’s equivalent to them.

“Then YOU stop taking my crops, addict,” You sighed.

“Could you two please stop fighting, I’m trying to do something,” They both fall silent as you decided to go through with your plan, if you couldn’t express your feelings in the real world, then you’ll do it through the medium of game. You gathered all the resources you needed and glanced at the two of them before taking a deep breath.

“Hey, could you two meet up at my house?” They were immediately on their way as you had what you needed. As their characters stood in front of you, you take out the rings and marry both of them with the help of mods. Your face is red as you silently wondered what their reaction would be.

“. . . What?”

“. . . What?" They both wondered out loud in bewilderment, you take another deep breath to calm your nerves.

“I um… I like you both, a lot. And I was wondering if we could maybe… Start a relationship together?” They’re both silent for a bit before they both just poof in your room.

“Well, if it’s you I suppose I could tolerate the glitch,” Error huffed.

“Fine, I won’t t-t-take his soul, at least for a while,” You smile gently, happy to have finally confessed your feelings for the two skeletons.

[smolspoopy]

Spooky doodle for spooky season babeyyyyyy

Feat. Blue from @bonelyheartsclub uwu

[axlot]

Some deserved papering

Ps. The skeletons are not in relationships with eachother they are only into the reader (whoever wants that has to find someone else cuz I find it wrong on a lot of levels)

You were at your own house that was right across your lovely datemates. Right now you were thinking of how you should pamper them because you know they deserve it. As you were getting the stuff ready because you invited two of them over you look at the set up. There was a neat of blankets and pillows to fit the tree of you and on the coffee table were various snacks and some drinks for when you get thirsty you quickly go to use the restroom before they arrive and wash your hands thoroughly, making sure they are dry before stepping out you hear the doorbell ring and run to it.

"Hey! You guys ready?" You ask before giving both of them a hug and a kiss on the cheek leaving both of them to have small blushes Poplars being a light blush of dark orange and Ashes being a light blush of purplish deep blue.

"We are..... Papyrus says... Hello.." Ash tells you as you lead them inside.

"Yes he wanted to come but was held up with Boss as they needed to go grocery shopping" Poplar adds as you nod. Arriving at the 'nest' you tell them to get comfortable and sit or lay how they want and that you will put the new MMT(?)(I forgot how it's called) movie.

You turn around and look at the space left they were sitting on different sides leaving you to be in the middle as the blushes they had increased a little bit.

"you guys are adorable did you know that?" You say as you sit in the middle holding each of their hands as you lean on Poplar because you knew he had a bad back so he couldn't lean to much on you and have Ash cuddle up to your other side. Giving them kisses very often for Poplar it would go from a kiss to the hand to shoulder and when you lean up a bit more to his jaw and for Ash it would go from the top of his skull to his hand and when you lean down to his nose bridge.

Everything you do causes their blushes to increase and you found it very much adorable as you would mumble compliments and words of affirmation. Though not very loudly because you didn't want to disturb them from watching the movie. What you didn't know as you kept mumbling all those words of love was that they heard everything and that they were left a blushing mess that you missed thanks to you falling asleep in all the comfort of being in your datemates presences.

When you wake up you find yourself wrapped up in a blanket and a sleeping Ash cuddling you. You look around and see that Poplar is in the kitchen and by the smell of pancakes you can guess he made you all breakfast. Poplar turns around seeing you awake he walks up to you and gives you a skelekiss to the forehead

"good morning love breakfast is ready for you whenever you want it" Poplar says in a small voice not to wake his brother up.

"thanks Poplar, it smells amazing but I think I'll wait till Ash is awake if that's okay with you I want him to get as much sleep as possible" you say as you pet Ashes head causing a purr to erupt from his sleeping self and for you to hold back a squeal from how adorable you find it.

"okay love I will be in the kitchen when you need me" he gives you another skelekiss on the cheek and before he fully pulls away you give him a small peck on the teeth and a quick I love you before he goes back to the kitchen.

And in the end you had a sleepy skelly on your tail that would fallow you around in a daze and a sweet skelly in the kitchen making food for all of you which you all enjoyed.

thank you for reading I will hopefully be making more of these and I don't know if i will be taking requests you guys can always ask and I will see what I can do 😊

[sketcheeee]

sketches of nox :DD

close-up sketches

BHC! Nox by @bonelyheartsclub

[thethymewarpingmenace]

@bonelyheartsclub fanart!

(I know i forgot his lil chain thingy, it was to hard to draw leave me aloneee)

[pokegalla]

Hi! Is it alright if I request any of the brothers with a S/O that looks like she just came out the 70s? Like there room is styled, all their clothes they even have old gaming consoles and phones? Like every week they just go thrifting or to a vintage shop to pick up some things? Thank you!☺️

Sorry for the late response! I closed requests and lost all motivation in writing for awhile but I has finally at least returned to finish the writing I owe! You and a few others are getting your requests done!

Any Skellie bros with a 70’s style S/O

Lust:

* Omg he loooooooves your outfits and accessories. I always thought this guy loves fashion and he is loving your style! The colors, the patterns, the designs! What’s not to love? Give him some pointers and he’ll be styling with you!

* Your room definitely surprised him. It was the definition of groovy! He’s definitely digging the peace signs and colors. It’s so pretty! When you show him your phone and gaming consoles, he was pretty intrigued. There was so much cool stuff in the 70’s….

* He’s definitely tagging along with you to the thrift shop man- he’ll be paying for you sometimes. He enjoys seeing your smile when you get new stuff to add to your collection. He’ll even find some new outfits for himself!

Poplar:

* You caught his eye pretty fast with your outfits. He’s pretty knowledgeable so he knows a bit about the 70’s. He thinks you’ve nailed the looks from back then and look amazing!

* He is INCREDIBLY impressed by your room. You had so many nicknacks and collectables in your room. Not to mention the atmosphere: it captures the vibe perfectly! He is definitely excited to check out the gaming consoles and your phone while giving you insight on the history of the 70’s. (He may or may not studied more for you ☺️)

* His eyes were shining when you took him to the antique store. He was looking everywhere, saying bits of information as he examined everything that catches his eye socket. He does get a little embarrassed when he talks too much….but if you tell him you like hearing him talk, it’ll make his soul flutter~

Red:

* Your style to him is well, pretty much opposites. He jokes that you look like a hippie (but he be bullshitting because he DOES find you adorable in your little outfits). One time you made him try on an outfit. He hated it. (He actually kind of liked how comfortable it was but didn’t want to admit it-)

* Your room was….kind of cool. He really likes the lava lamps. He calls them weird but he likes how it glows and moves. You knoooooooow he’s already loving those games you got. He tries acting nonchalant but you sometimes can’t get him off it! Really wants to replace your phone….or buy you a new one.

* Usually you end up dragging him to the antique store. Like you guys go to a mall for one thing. You drag him to the antique store for more things. He’d be pissed….until he sees how happy you look. Damn your cuteness-

Papyrus:

* I think he would be very interested in your outfits! Since he does notice your outfits is much more different then other humans. You tell him a bit about 70’s fashion and he’s already super excited to learn more from you.

* He is literally jumping all over the place in excitement, questioning and examining everything! He loves trying out the games and your neat little phone! He could stay in your room for a whole day if he wasn’t so busy! Makes frequent visits!

* First time taking him to the antique store, he thought it was a wonderland trapped within time. There were so many trinkets and thingies and whatchamacallits! He would be very curious about all the stuff and enjoy his time with you! After all, you looked so happy finding new things to collect! He thinks that was the best part of the trip.

[silverplace-archive]

Blue is for... for blue skies, those mid-summer days where the world's ceiling stretches for miles and miles in shades of azure and soft pastels. But what is a blue sky, for all his glory, without a sun? Without stars, without galaxies... What is he, without you?

Now, he- he isn't one to wax lyrical, but there is something about the way you light him up... He can't get enough. Blue would be sorry, but he can't bring himself to apologize for soaking in your warmth as if he's been cold all his life, hands on your waist and eyes locked on yours as if all the answers to the Universe were right there. As if every galaxy was nothing compared to the twinkle in your eyes.

If you'll hit him with that ray of light that is your smile, just once, you could warm his soul in such a way to make it melt. Like ice-cream on a warm, mid-summer's day... A day where he is the sky, and you are everything else.

[jaxxwrites4you]

Whispers in the Rain - Nox (BHC Swapfell Sans) x Reader

Neither of you had expected rain today, it hadn’t been in the forecast and it had been perfectly sunny when you’d left the house this morning. Unfortunately as soon as the two of you stepped outside of the cafe you’d gone to for lunch it had started to come down pretty quickly. It wasn’t a heavy rain but it didn’t seem like it was going to let up anytime soon so Nox had pulled you under one of the awnings nearby. You giggled as he grumbled under his breath about the weather being ridiculous and ‘why couldn’t it just wait to rain until later’. He shot you a look but you could see the fondness beneath the annoyed glare he was giving you.

You could see it in the softness of his smile, the way his eye lights skimmed over you and made sure nothing was too out of place and that you’re okay. You shivered, whether that was from the cold or his gaze you couldn’t tell. He frowned, moving so that he stood where he could block the rain and wind from hitting you too much. This put him right in front of you and you couldn’t help yourself, slipping your arms around him but under his coat. You sighed from how much warmer you already felt and he chuckled, arching a brow bone as he watched you.

“Something I can help you with, my dear?” He asked you, voice low enough that anyone walking by wouldn’t be able to hear him. You blushed, both from the closeness and the fact that he was most certainly teasing you now. 

“I don’t know.” You giggled, “I’m pretty warm now.”

You squeezed your arms around him lightly which earned you an indignant grumble, although the brightness of his eye lights and the soft violet blush across his cheekbones told you he wasn’t all that upset.

“Cheeky today aren’t you?” He mumbled, “Two can play at that game.”

You squeaked as one of his arms wrapped around your waist, the other tilting your face so that he could press his teeth to your lips in a soft kiss. The blush across your cheeks deepened and he chuckled softly before he pressed another small kiss against the tip of your nose.

“I know I was complaining about the rain,” He murmured, his eyes meeting yours, “But I think I’ve changed my mind.”

You shook your head, lips curled up into a soft smile, “I’ve always loved the rain. The soft little pitter patter of it against the windows is pretty soothing, plus I love any reason to stay home, get cozy and cuddle.”

“Sounds like you.” He replied and pressed a kiss to your cheek this time, “I will admit that the idea of curling up on the couch together sounds nice. Throw in a fresh cup of coffee and a book and you might just be able to convince me.”

You giggled, pressing your own kiss against his cheek this time, “I did pick up some new novels from the bookstore and you know I love when we get to read together.”

He laughed, a soft and unguarded sound that you could listen to forever, bringing his hand from cradling your head to caressing your cheek gently. You leaned into the touch and hummed softly as he pressed another kiss to your lips. 

“Guess we had better get home then,” He said, “I suppose in this instance, taking a shortcut would be alright.” 

You grinned, “You’re really excited about this idea aren’t you?”

The violet flush once again colored his cheekbones and he stumbled over his words for a moment before he cleared his throat.

“I am always excited about quality time with you, my dear.” He said, his grip around your waist tightening, “Hold on tightly now.”

Your arms squeezed around him firmly and in the blink of an eye you were home, the two of you standing in your living room. 

“Now I believe you said something about getting cozy and reading together.” He said, leaning in to press one final kiss to your lips and you giggled. 

Oh yes, you loved rainy days. Especially when you got to spend the day with your boyfriend, cuddled on the couch with your drinks of choice and a good book to read together. The two of you started to doze off on the couch together, snuggled together under a blanket and quietly giggling at one another as you slowly fell asleep. You could only hope for more days just like this in the future.

[fatsans]

Underswap sans and underfell sans are simps and u cannot tell me otherwise

[timbertumbr]

Hello dear before typing anything I would really like to say that I adore your writing! Could I request headcanons of characters of your choosing from bonely hearts club reacting to/interacting with a monster! s/o who is a perfectionist and a class president ( ex college president, or maybe any form of a leader? idk like a club leader would be alright too , you can change it ofc but I just wanted to sketch the rough image of them ). S/O is trying really hard to make everything perfect and they want to appear as put up as they possibly can. They can appear mean to the others if they get in the way but thats because they want to be their best selves for the rest ( they organize parties to make others happy, they manage events, they try to be the ,,symbol'' and use their magic to make others happy etc ). Basically they give the same vibes as isabella madrigal, amity blight, pacifica northwest etc. I would really like to see your take on a request like this ( adding even more aspects of their personality is welcome too ). I hope I made this description as clear as I could!

If you have a lot of requests or anything stressful happening at the moment please take your time and write when you feel like it :)

Perfection is Flawed (BHC! Skeletons X Reader)

Ooo! Interesting! I have just the thing! Made the reader whoever you want, human or monster.

Papyrus-

Oh boy, match made in heaven. At least that's what I think. You two kinda help each other out. Whenever you're planning something, Papyrus is willing to help give you ideas and vice versa. 

However, if you try to go all: EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT. EVERY LITTLE DETAIL.

He'll simply pull you aside and give you a heartwarming speech about how you're only human (or monster) And things can never truly be perfect. You can only do your best and your best is the skills and experience you've gained and applying it. 

You take this to heart and actually use your skills for the things you love, Papyrus by your side!

Dates? Super planned out. Like the order of movies or snacks that must be brought. You turn the living room into a movie theater and he's all for it. And if you're tired, have too many snacks to finish off, etc. Papyrus proposes letting his family have the temporary movie theater for a while.

They loved it. So happy.

All in all, very understanding and willing to help!

Sans- 

Chill. Will transfer his chillness to you just by being in the same room. Need help with suggestions? Likes anything you show him. Makes it difficult sometimes but other times it helps keep the stress at bay with the easy choices. 

While he's all for pranks and jokes, he would never do anything that would harm your hard work. And if he sees anyone trying to pull that, they're gonna have a bad time. 

He's the most likely to have the most fun at your planned events. He's a people person and absolutely will not let those snacks go to waste, much to Papyrus's chagrin. 

Dates with him are usually chill. Whenever you ask for specific details, he tells you he's cool with whatever as long as you're with him. He'd know you'd never plan a date with anything he's uncomfortable with. 

Sometimes when you're stressed about an event, he'll pull you aside for some cuddles or if it's night, cuddles and stargazing. 

Good for keeping you in check when you need to but also just as supportive as Papyrus.

Nox-

He thinks it's a competition. You can't be more sophisticated than the coffee addicted skeleton. It's not a serious competition though, just to see how you'd fare against an equal. (His words, not mine.)

He admires your skills, he gives you unbiased yet gentle criticism for some of the event planning, very helpful. 

He'll make sure to attend ALL the events you plan. Isn't his style? Doesn't care, he's going for you. 

He'll ask you for help with important events like birthdays or an anniversary since you seem to have knowledge about EVERYTHING they like. It terrifies him. But he still loves you.

You two would absolutely make fun of poorly planned events if you both know the person behind it is a prick. 

If it's a person who you both know is just trying to be helpful? You two are going to show up on their doorstep. 

"We're here to help," 

And help you do.

He knows how difficult it can be so would absolutely offer you his prized coffee. (If that's not your cup of tea, makes your favorite beverage) and just talk about whatever comes to mind.

All in all 100/10 boyfriend.

Rust-

He doesn't really get it but will still support you! 

Ideas? Oh, sure, he got you- He's pretty creative and sometimes gives you unique themes!

Will melt if you tell everyone it was him who came up with the idea, you just saw it through.

He'll try to make it to as many events as he can. But if he's overwhelmed, you'll take him to a back area and be with him. Give him hugs.

He understands that these events take a lot of time and effort. And if he sees you stressing, he'll give you hugs, cuddles, soft kisses and prepare stuff you love. 

Very sweet boi. ^^

[improvidence318]

Server discussed whether or not Nox would enjoy coffee ice cream or hate it. I feel like he wouldn’t hate it since it’s a dessert with coffee in it, like a tiramisu, but he’d definitely have to draw the line somewhere.

Java milkshakes would probably also be ok but they’re on very thin ice

[pokegalla]

An idea from @theneurodivergentdummy

This shit right here….lmao so basically you (the reader) is gonna be with me and Neuro here and where we’ll all be judging a competition! Though you might be judging us more then the contestants…..(You are paired up with whoever you want! Just use your imagination!)

Judging or Simping?

You were very damn confused on where the hell you landed yourself in. Ink had decided to pop into your room to ask if you’d like to join a special event. You were a little confused but happily accepted! Only to be thrown into a portal and landing in a chair. You look around to see a stage and that you were sitting in a judge’s seat. Suddenly two more people dropped in, one landing to your left with an oomph and the one to your right screaming and falling into the chair, almost falling on the floor.

“Well that was kinda cool,” The person on the left said, “You good Lisa?”

The person on the right just sighed heavily, “Cross really sucks ass on portals man….At least Dream helped you, Neuro.” She sits up and notices you, “Oh hey. What’s up? Uh sorry for the sudden drop in! What’s your name?”

“Oh hello! I’m (Y/n). I was invited by Ink. But uh what’s going on,” you ask.

Neuro shrugged, “It’s supposed to be a surprise? All I know is that it’s a competition with some Underverse boyos.”

“Oh lord….you already know why Ink invited us then….,” I said chuckling nervously.

Neuro sweat dropped, “Damn Ink is an asshole. But a GOOD asshole.” You sat there a bit confused. What did we mean by that? That’s when Ink suddenly appeared with a microphone.

“Helloooooo humans! Welcome to the special Underverse maid-outfit competition! Where your favorite boys wear maid outfits and YOU have to give them a score out of 10. The winner with the most points wins!” Ink exclaimed. All three of us just stared in disbelief.

“Ain’t no way you ACTUALLY convinced MY bois,” I said.

“Ok maybe two of my bois would agree but….nah ain’t no way he would agree…,” Neuro said.

You were secretly excited but also nervous. Your favorite boy from the Underverse….in a maid outfit. You blushed already imagining it. There’s no way Ink managed.

“Oh I forced them,” Ink stated. It went so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.

“…..I’m not even surprised,” I said breaking the silence.

“Oh what does it matter,” Ink said before smirking deviously, “I’m sure you’ll enjoy the show nonetheless~”

“Hell yeah I would! On with the show,” Neuro exclaimed excitedly.

I giggle at Neuro’s enthusiasm while you were still a bit confused. Three people got on stage and Neuro was cheering LOUDLY. You look to see Sugar, Red, and Burgerpants wearing maid outfits. Red was a blushing mess, trying to cover himself in an attempt to save at least a pinch of his dignity.

Sugar kinda just moved the skirt around, “I Quite Like This! It’s Actually So Easy To Move In! And The Stitching Is Done Nicely Well!”

Red peeked at his dress, “….Guess it’s ok.” We all smiled at him, “STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK YOU FREAKS-!”

Burgerpants just stared down, “….Is this what my life has come to?…..actually not too bad. I’ve been through worst.”

Neuro sighed dreamily, “They look so adorable. 10/10~. For all of them~”

“Hmmm….I’d say 10/10 for Sugar but 8/10 for Red and Burgerpants. Their mood is funny but I don’t know, Burgerpants looks ok and Red DOES look cute but I feel like he’s missing something,” I admit.

“Was supposed to have a cat tail with cute little cat ears,” Ink spoke up, “He ripped them up….”

I snapped my fingers, “Yeah that would have been solid 10/10.”

“Fuck you! You’re lucky I even put this shit on!” Red shouted.

“Don’t worry! I’ll get you all a special something as an apology, k? We’ll make it a date. Sound good?” Neuro said.

Red blushed but eventually agreed. Sugar and Burgerpants also looked very happy. You were a bit surprised. Did they….just flirt with them? You were starting to see why these two were invited….and it only confirmed your suspicions when two more people appeared on stage.

“IIIIIIIIIINK,” Error screamed.

“Oh calm yourself. It’s JUST a dress,” Nox simply stated.

“Why am I even here?!” Error then noticed me, “What are YOU doing here?! I told you to stay put in the anti void!!!”

I looked up after being stuck in wonderland, “Oh my bad-GODDAMN! Hol up.” I quickly turn in my seat and covered my face. You could tell I was smiling and gushing over how the two looked in the dresses.

Nox smirked, “Speechless~?” That’s when a flash went off. I had taken a picture.

“Caught yo asses in 4k. This will be my phone’s wallpaper from now on,” I said already changing my wallpaper.

“DELETE IT,” Error shouted glitching out like crazy.

“Ohohoho, Your cousins are gonna love this Noxy~,” I teased.

“Ooooo send me the pic!” Ink said excitedly.

“NOOOOOOOOOOO,” Nox and Error shouted.

Neuro laughed heartily as you just sweat dropped at the sight. What the hell is even going on anymore? That’s when (Favorite Underverse boy of yours) entered as well. You blush seeing how cute they looked in the dress. They noticed you and smiled, embarrassed but happy to see you. Maybe this wasn’t too bad after all….

“Now for the judges to wear the maid outfits!” Ink suddenly announced.

The three of us gulped seeing our boyos smirk deviously at us, “Oh crap-“