#bhay

[mohntilyet]

vora'shivan, your heart is a good heart. so trust it. i love you, bellara. and i'm proud to be your brother.

[seedhe-pahad-se]

Desi kid urge to choose a college away from home for the sake of mental peace.

[pineapplepond5]

But First, Tan ft. Hasan Minhaj | Patriot Act (2018)

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

I knew that line in Across the Spider-Verse was a Hasan Minhaj reference. It turns out they consulted him for Pavitr's writing!

Bonus:

[raindropsofloev]

kitna bhi ladlo behen ki shaadi mein sabse zyada tum hi roege

[hireathlove]

I am a great secret keeper (tends to have a memory of a goldfish)

[billi-mausi]

James and Sirius' animagus when they turned for the first time.

[misssclumsy]

Desi parents be like "tumne abhi duniya dekhi kanha hai" and won't let you see duniya as well.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

50 notes and I make a Desi!F1 drivers crack au

[ahamasmiyodhah]

Imma go Desi hindi w this one at some aspects otherwise Tumblr will block me.

Read a comment on IG which said, "Why can't we worship Karna? Both he and Krishna struggled and went from hardships. Why can't we worship Karna just because he's a Suta Putra and Krishna is Bhagawan?"

Sabse pehle to bha***o, Sutas were the ones who were born of a Brahmin Mother and a Kshatriya Father. That means Suta was NOT a Lower Caste. There is a HUGE ASS DIFFERENCE between Suta and Shudra. Don't make Karna a Shudra. He was a Kshatriya.

His foster Father Adiratha was Charioteer and dear friend of Dhritarashtra, and I have also read (I'm not sure if it is true) that Adiratha was ALREADY King of Anga, and later Karna became one.

And secondly, Karna ki asliyat is known by the people who have read epics. Mene puri nhi padhi par itna to knowledge hai. Krishna ko kyu puja jata hai yahi puche the na?

Why do our Mothers dressed up us like Kanha— be it a Boy or Girl— when we were babies and Toddlers?

Because every woman on this entire Earth wants a Child like Krishna.

Krishna always helped Arjuna— not in just materialistic things. If he wanted he could have got the Hastinapur's Throne in mere seconds. But he made Arjuna and Pandavas struggle. Why did he?

Because Lord take our tests. He breaks us to the EXTENT we lose Faith. Vo paristhiti hi aisi banate hai ki koi bhi andar tak toot jaye. But he focuses on who trusts Krishna.

Who doesn't want a Friend and Mentor like that?

He (and Dau) made Abhimanyu such a great warrior that so many Maharathis were defeated by a mere sixteen year old boy and Kauravas had to round up at him and k!ll him by deciet.

Who in this world wouldn't want a Teacher like that?

Those who said Pandavas won because God was their side- no idiots. Pandavas won because they were with TRUTH. They were with Dharma. With right.

And Krishna is the Eternal Truth aka Parama Satya.

So before you compare Karna to Krishna, know that Karna isn't even the dirt of Krishna's feet.

[greektragedybitch]

desi fifth grade girlies naming a whatsapp group with three friends that they're gonna use from their mothers' phone:

“BFFS forever 🌸🥰💕😘💫”

[kuch-toh-garbad-hai-daya]

wahan gukesh world champion ban gaya aur yahan mujhse dhang se practicals nahi likhe ja rahe

[iheartmonaco]

When he's Desi coded>>>>>>

[hum-suffer]

Not Wattpad girls romanticizing rape and molestation—

[raindropsofloev]

the most baseless thing for desi students was jab India mein rhete hue bhi class mein hindi mein baat karne par fine dena padta tha

angrezi ke 14 saale

[not-a-kaleshi-saanp]

Jab tumhe realise ho ki bhenchod ye to degree hi galat hai....but just in the 3 rd year 💀🤡😭

[shutupbani]

the urge to send this to that one person-