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spotify is NOT ok😭😭😭😭😭
#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi tag#desi things#balam pichkari#HAPPY HOLI#yjhd#ranbirkapoor#spotify#bhai what is this
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Jab tumhe realise ho ki bhenchod ye to degree hi galat hai....but just in the 3 rd year 💀🤡😭
#saala ye college hi scam hai...jisme aur 2 saal rehna hai#real ho gaya bhai#engg ne laga di bc#enlightenment but it just gets worse#and i have no idea what will happen#bakloli#desi girl#desi tag#desiblr#desi tumblr#su bolu!#desi shit posting#just desi things#desi student#desi dark academia#desi academia#desi#desi dukh#realisation
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN VAMPIRES CAN'T EAT DRY COCONUT UNDER THE WINTER AFTERNOON SUN WITH THEIR MEEMAW? NO WONDER ARMAND WENT INSANE!
#raj shitposting#bhai i was right. dilli ki sardiyo ki 1 baje wali dhoop is not a lifestyle it's a NEED.#i am not fit to be a vampire. AT ALL. what do you fucking mean i can't sit on the chhat with my sweet potatoes???#i love my desi food way too much to not care about having to drink ONLY blood.#WITH OTHER VAMPIRES! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE CHHOLE BHATURE WITH MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER HUH??#i have no objections with that man's unhinged manipulation. i'm losing my shit JUST thinking about it. HE'S LIVING IT.#my poor child#delhi walo ka desi rona#armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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this fucking cat outside wont stop meowing im going to rip out all my hair
like there are cute meows and then theres this bitch fucking YOWLING
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE FOUND FRIENDS WHY ARE THERE THREE OF THEM MEOWING NOW CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!
#i sincerely genuinely love cats#but i can NOT#cat#babygirl youre probably a cute asf cat can't you SHUT THE FUCK UP#it's 11 pm#OMG THEYRE FIGHTING#THOSE ARE FIGHTING NOISES#THAT WAS A VERY AGGRESSIVE YOWL#oh they're quiet now#nvm#there she is again#fuck#OMG THE FIGHTING NOISES#IS SHE BEING DROWNED WHAT WAS THAT#bro went “blurgablrugaagabagabaglra”#a very watery sound idk how to explain it#please shut up#im going to kms#billi bhai chup hojaa#meow meow billi karti meow~#oh finally she's quiet#life is good#dennie's delicious yap
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mann im going to get my blood reports tomorrow and im lwk scared
#mostly it's fine but i looked up this medicine the doc prescribrd me and she said it's for weight loss#but i looked it up and everywhere it said it's for type 2 diabetes#to control blood sugar levels when it's so wildly out of control that nothing is fixing it#why would she give me that??? i mean im obviously gonna ask but tab tak ki anxiety bhai#i have barely processed the fact that pcod is a chronic illness which means im going to have it forever im mostly avoiding thinking about#it cause it feels too big and unbearable#diabetes would be fucking wild man im 21 years old#i am doing so terrible in not turning out to be like my dad lol i want to cry#i just hate hate hate this so much#like i was trying really fucking hard but depression wasn't getting fixed and i kept eating sleeping being in bed all day#like how can one illness cause another be frr man give me a break 😭#and i cannot even officially say depression i just sorta googled thr symptoms and relate to them most days but not everyday#so like#what is all this for#ugh goodnight i hope i wake up and it's all alright#i don't want to be a calorie counting sweet avoiding freak i love chocolate
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it should be illegal to be this thanda man
#bhai roz nahate samay meri aatma bahar nikal aati hai#baal dhone ka bhi mann nhi kar rha#pura din bistar me letne ka mann karta hai#what is this#shanti ki ashanti suno#shitposts#desiblr
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a moment of appreciation for my immunity. hasn’t let me down so far even in the most god forbidden weather conditions. i love you my wbcs 🥺🫶
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itne records break kare hai bevkupho ne pagal ho??? kyu??? jab final mai khel nahi sakte toh kyu karni hai itni centuries and wickets? australians chup chap aaye bina koi record hold kare aur world cup le jaayenge saale
#what do u mean under pressure nahi khela gaya#world cup hai bhai galli cricket nahi#cwc 2023#ind vs aus#cricket#desiblr
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stop this obsessive behaviour and porte boy ssc shamne 💀
like problem thakle amr shathe kotha bolo or just completely cut me off sending anonymous hate asks on tumblr and stalking me like a loser is so 😭😭😭
#“tsk tsk” “would be such a shame if-” LMAOOOO#like the asks are making me cringe so hard please#do what u want leak my address if youd like? leak my tweets? email my parents?#literally like ki labh hobe bhai? bashay ashba amr?#you tried so hard to scare me and failed :( sad :(#ei tuk effort jodi porashunay dita ajke tmr ei obostha hoito na
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I WAS GONE FOR TWO (2) DAYS AND MY BROTHER FUCKED UP MY ENTIRE YOUTUBE ALGORITHM
#he very much has his own yt algorithm to fuck up but nooo#he gotta fuck up mine#my insanely curated tailor made audited perfected yt lineup is GONE#ugh#KYA SAB AA RHA HAI RECCOMENDATIONS ME BHAI WHAT IS THIS T-T
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no personal hate to anyone but ye jo log hai jo apne insta bio mai ‘कट्टर हिंदू’, ‘जय श्री राम’, etc etc. likhte hai, agar inse Ramayan, Mahabharat, Bhagwad Geeta- se kuch pooch liya jaye to shayad silence ya fir faltu bakwaas/arguments ke alawa aur kuch nhi hoga batane ko
#aur agar koi jai shree ram bol rha hai#meko koi problem nhi hai usse#im not a anti-hindu or whatsoever#but meko chidh iss baat se hoti hai ki jinko kuch pata nhi hia sanatan dharma ke baare mai#ya hinduism ke baare mai#but vo bolte aise hai ki#kya hi mai bolun ab#aur actually jinko deeply pata hota hai vo kabhi faltu bolte hi nhi hai#aur ye jo log hai- inka kaam to bas hate failana hai#indian problems#desi shit posting#desi teen#Hinduism#ab koi ye mat bolne aana ki bhai aise to muslims bhi hote hai#ya Christian bhi hote hai#hote hi hongey ofc hote hai#but i said what I'VE SEEN
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Why tf Tumblr is so dead nowadays or r u guys ghosting me for a reason????
#idk what's happening here#bhai itta sannata keu hai#desi shit posting#writers and poets#dead Tumblr#uper se late notifications and glitch 😒#so frustrating
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throwback to eight grade when I was friends with two different guys who didn't know each other and thought I had a crush on the other please what was my life
#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi teen#desi girl#i was living some life my gods#what am i doing now??#khud ke naam pe kalank hu mai bhai#one of them the one i actually had a crush on posted a note on insta which was like 'russell✨'#and i was like goddang bro reads bertrand russell???#but i searched up and theres a cricketer and an f1 driver by that name so its prolly one of them#so disappointed
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the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.
#raj shitposting#my mother ACTUALLY asked me why the film took hanuman ji as the monkey god to drive the plot when there are monkey gods everywhere.#i was so shocked because wtf all those monkey gods are literally based on hanuman ji besides this is a film about an indian man.#she still thought that it was just disrespecting hinduism so i didn't let her watch past the scene with lucky in the tavern.#like i don't think indians have the tolerance or the right etiquettes to watch this film at all.#which is why i am starting to feel glad it was never released here. indians saale hain hi adipurush ke layak mcbc.#inn logo ko bhakti do to uski batti banakar filmmaker ki hi gaand mein ghusedna chayenge.#inhe violence do to kahenge humare bhagwaan aese nahi the tum log humare bhagwan ka mazak uda rahe ho.#saala chahate kya ho?#tum log behenchod adipurush dekho aur har acchi cheez ko ban hone do.#people view religion as blind devotion rather than something that allows you to connect yourself to your gods.#they don't believe their gods could make mistakes. and they sure don't believe for a goddamn second that their god could be wrong.#i am not saying monkey man is about proving god wrong because it FUCKING ISN'T.#it's about a boy who clung to a story his mother told him as a child in hopes of finding her in the ugly face of the world.#something that would allow him to keep going because that's what hanuman ji would've done. that what his mother would've wanted.#like stop this absolute crap nonsense guys this film does not call the kid hanuman it literally invokes his image to inspire the kid.#HANUMAN JI IS WHAT IS HELPING THE KID FIGHT THIS WAR WITH HIMSELF AND THE WORLD.#he's literally like the krishna to the kid's arjun. he's a guide who talks through the kid's past through his mother's voice.#tum log bajrangi bhaijaan hi dekhlo bhai tumhare andar yeh picture hazam karna ka guda nahi hai.#monkey man#dev patel
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There are people who hate Bhisma Pitamah?
THE BHISMA PITAMAH???
#What-#Why-#Kyun-#I wanted to fangirl about mahabharat here but most of guys are stuck in ships 😭#Bhai sahab Arjun is SAGE NARA and Shri Krishna is SAGE NARAYAN#They are freaking brothers (and also were twin brothers)#I also absolutely love my boi Shikhandi but BHISMA PITAMAH KO ISLIYE HATE KRNA#ISNT THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE STORY THAT NOT AMBA NEITHER BHISMA WAS TO BLAME FOR THE WHOLE THING#And don't get me started with the “yudhishit”#Yudhishthir even did paschataap in the van vaas#Isn't the whole point of the dice game that even the most wise make mistakes??#Isn't the moral just to make up for it?? Didn't Yudhishthir already did that??#hindublr#sanatandharma#gopiblr#mahabharat#indian tumblr#Sanatani
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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn
omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?
#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that#bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like#also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought#i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching#koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein#there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and#there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana#it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here#and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it#because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right#also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am#like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would#go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too#but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in#fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too#i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because#we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush#i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once#then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things#me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then#not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very#big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us#phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long#saumyuuuuuu
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