#bfmom

[homemakinghippie]

Finding sustainable organic nursing friendly clothing is so hard. I want to be able to easily feed my baby anywhere, but I don't want to contribute to overconsumption or waste while doing it. I honestly think I'm going to start sewing my own clothes.

[notjosieyouremy]

thinking about the time i was dating this terrible piece of shit. he was placed on house arrest at one point. his parents and i went with him to his house arrest orientation. except he could only have one person with him during the thing. so he went in with his dad. i stayed in the van with his mom. no one knew, at this point, that it would take like 4 hours. it was about 40 degrees F that day. one hour in, my hands get cold so i smushed them between my thighs for warmth. it was early, i was tired, i was malnourished and weak from my exxxxx dxxxxxxx. two hours in, my face gets cold so i buried it between my knees. then i dozed off. that’s right. picture me, in the backseat of my bfs parents van, head fallen completely forward, forehead to kneecaps, just snoozin away like that’s normal

later, bf and his dad are climbing back into the van. i told bf about the absurd position i fell asleep in. and bfmom says “i know! i couldn’t believe you fell asleep that way until i heard you snoring” 💀

[poeticquotes20]

❤️💙¡Go for it Arsku! ❤️💙

Do you remember that in my previous account I had already made a comic with the non-canon parents of BF and Miku?

Well, I've done something similar again with one of my favorite pairings of this voice synthesizer.

In this case, my shipp is Arsloid x Miku (ArsKu), it doesn't have many fans, but it is very welcome for me.

[deadsailor13]

Mom life

You know you're a parent when it's 10:30 at night, and you have a child in one arm and are fisting pizza rolls onto a plate with the other

[iamsillymama]

So this is how it feels to get 6 hours of continuous sleep! Today is going to be a great day! Good morning y'all! #BFMom #TalesOfASillyMama #WeLoveYouSoMatch https://www.instagram.com/p/BroNdmPlEHn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=526rppogosn4

[liezldane]

August 28: Successful ang 1st timpla namin ng #Lactum1to3, ubos in 10mins ang 110ml!!! At dahil diyan regular serving na tayo mamaya, mahal ko. 🍼☺️ • After 11mos of exclusive breastfeeding magmi-mix feeding na po kami. Pero as long as maganda pa po ang supply ko ng breastmilk direct latch pa rin siya. Sa-sideline lang po kami sa formula para hindi po kami mahirapan pareho ni #SienaIsabelle when weaning starts. 💝 • "Breastmilk is the best for babies up to 2 years of age and beyond". 🤱🏻 • #bfmom #bfmommy #elevenmonthsexclusive #mytsi #esTag https://www.instagram.com/p/BnAPTKLnR5y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f1eo3ay82hfs

[carolranas]

Daxton @ 2 months.. 👶🏻😍😘❤️🙌🏼🎉 Mom duties has a lot on its plate but one glimpse of you washes all my doubts/worries away.. I love you anak! 😘😘 #latepost #babydax #babydaxton #daxtonelliot #teamperez #instababy #soshandcarol #picoftheday #instadaily #instamom #mommylife #bfmom (at Canlubang, Laguna, Philippines)

[joseornelas]

Happy Birthday Eliza ❤ que tengas un cumple muy bonito y te deso lo mejor 🎂❤🍻 #bfmom #birthday #birthdaygirl #motherinlaw #inlaw #suegra #brotherinlaw #cuñado #novio #family #fam #bffam #noviosfam

[mommyxventures]

True to its promise, these brownies and choco spoons from @mommytreats are the yummiest way to boost milk supply! These has been my breast friends. 😂 My little girl's always satisfied now that I produce more milk than before. I'm one happy mama who has a thing for everything sweet, and, it doesn't hurt that these are calorie-counted, too - no need to feel guilty of getting fat. 😁 Win-win! ❤ #momlife #mommydiaries #bfmom #breastfeeding

[syokbola]

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[ssqweensstuff-blog]

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[gofitwithme]

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[ SERAT BANTU BADAN KURUS SIHAT ] . Fungsi serat membantu sistem penghadaman kita, juga membantu mengurangkan lapar. . Best ke best ?🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ . Kami sempat belajar dgn Dr David Heber kat Singapore waktu Coach Training. Byk sangat nak share. Tapi better dengar penerangan dari dia direct. 👍👍 . . #gofitwithme #coachfadillah #coachassakhof #onlinecoach #sukamakan #ootdhijab #andainyatakdir2 #meloditv3 #hotfm976 #terlajaklaris #doorgiftbajet #pelaminnikah #mfmirafilzah #kasutmurah #palazzomurah #shawlmurah #shawllabuh #shawlkeknis #dietstartsmonday #jerawatbatu #bfmom #dalampantang #tipscantik #fattzura #blousewanita #wanitamuslimah #sihatmalaysia #jk1m10 #jomkurus1malaysia #syantik (at Putrajaya, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw08YlFHnUB/?igshid=1t8b1ycmbksrb

[shadoodles]

Scroll on by, to avoid the clusterf*ck that is living in this house

I just really need to vent this out and even though i blocked the entire family when i part I'm still neurotic i missed one and they'd see this and suddenly they'd all know.

I am so miserable here. Back around last March i was finishing up my thesis and we were figuring out our next step and bf suggested we stay at his parents for 3 months before we went further south to my family. 3 months had me crying in the shower. I said no. But then my dad convinced gma to renovate the house and the space we could have used was gone. So 3 months with his parents. Ok i can do this. I've always been horribly awkward and uncomfortable around his mom but i could do this.

But then she got diagnosed with ALS. Our 3 months extended to a year. With nowhere else to really go and one more class to take i agreed to one year. Unhappily. We live in a very large room above the garage, free internet, they pay for food in the kitchen. Random toiletries etc. It would be a pretty sweet deal if his mother wasn't literally the personality i cannot stand the most. She's selfish. Everything she does (even if it seems like a nice thing to do) is to bask in the praise and thanks she receives from getting it. Otherwise it's for her own instant gratification. She's losing some dexterity and has some challenges speaking, but she's also an alcoholic who goes from intelligible to incapable of speaking English because she drinks liters of rum a week. She keeps falling down because drunk she thinks she can walk but she cannot. Then she bursts into tears on the floor and will not help you help her up. She is not a light woman. I'm convinced she's never been told no in her life. Her husband is an enabler of the highest degree in their fucked up codependent life where they hate each other and decided to just let everyone around them suffer. He does every. single. thing. she asks or demands. Her whole family does. They've all been trained to cater to this woman who to my eyes is a giant waste of oxygen.

You cannot tell them how you really feel. It's not how things are done in this family. It would make bf's dad sad and probably make his mother cry so you just have to smile and say "uh huh" and "I'm fine." I've been crushing down this hatred and frustration for months and it's killing me but she's dying and he has anxiety and stress and hey, free rent, right? But the sheer waste i see here. It's not my money but i cannot fathom how she manages to spend money like this when bfdad constantly talks about how little they have. (Already taking into account that this house is huge and his concept of little has probably skewed a bit.)

She bought a $3000 boat from Craigslist. It was broken. She bought a $2000 pellet stove for our room because we have no insulation and we use it but I'm 99% sure they didn't check with the people who care about building codes to install it. They turned the $3000 host in to the junk people for a couple hundred bucks. Then she bought a $7000 boat. Bf and i had mentioned kayaks would have been a better choice. Whoops. She bought 2 kayaks and 2 stand up paddle boards. They have water access in the backyard, but it's tidal and half the day it's just mud as far as the eye can see and no dock. SO SHE'S BUYING A FLOATING DOCK. she bought a gate for the property so it can protect the driveway but not the property line around it. Another couple thousand. Her Christmas presents were bags of thoughtless junk she won on an online bidding site. It's so much waste.

Someone's i cook in the kitchen here. It's a nice kitchen. His dad is happy i make him food. No one here can actually cook. She's complained no one feeds her. But we always put some in a tupperware for her. 2 days later bf or i eat it because she would just let it go to rot.

Speaking of rot, this house is a farm. 3 sucks, 3 chickens, 2 turtles, 3 tiny dogs and a cat. Everywhere is poop. She kept buying animals or convincing bfdad to buy animals, but they don't train them, they refuse to take them to vets, they don't give them affection. It d i s g u s t s me. The only animal she wants to make her feel better is the small brown dog who is about the size of a travel mug and is terrified of everything. This dog has run away twice. She had 12 teeth removed because they didn't care for her teeth. She's only better off than the white dogs because she's 8 years younger. Yesterday bfmom fell on the brown dog. I tried to pick her up to put her in the dog cage and she _screamed._ bfmom thinks she's ok. I don't know.

Bfdad is out of town and i don't think rent is worth replacing his hand and foot catering of this woman. She left a note for the second time to not leave dishes in the sink, which infuriates me because i wash everything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher. Everything. She's so out of touch she's micro managing non-problems. She also had bfdad put the kitchen trash cans outside because they're "dirty" and has a trash bag in the sink. I feel wholly unwelcome in the kitchen right now and so a while month of food is probably going to rot because i can't use the kitchen to cook.

She has us bring her small brown dog and take small brown dog out. She wants to pawn her responsibility for white dogs off on us and have us show them the attention she doesn't give them because they're getting, smell bad and poop and pee on any available surface. She wants us to bring them to our room. It's the last bastion against bodily fluids up here and i refuse. I'm taking as much care of the cat as i can. He's not my cat, but i am his human and next to bf he's the only shining light is this cesspit of shared misery.

When his sisters visit they spend as much time at their significant others as they can. I'm jealous that they're in relationships with families who feel homey and who are fun to be around.

I had a panic dream i was at her funeral and everyone was asking me to tell a good story about her. And i kept trying to run away.

I have zero good stories about her. She's a self absorbed, spoiled, drunken child who cares more about appearances than people.

Long story short on Monday i start looking for a therapist. My anger and hatred have dug up a level of depression i haven't felt in over 10 years and it's unhealthy. Also i have minimum until June to deal. Not that we're on a path to jobs and money so unless something drastic changes i get to just slowly go insane.

[iamsillymama]

Mama's Busog Lusog feeding Program is back on. Thank you, Jesus! 🙏 #TalesOfASillyMama #WeLoveYouSoMatch #BFMom

[onlythestacys]

😑 ....... I choose happy NOW! . . . . . . . . . #quote #quotes #rocketship #momlife #laugh #funny #funnystuff #wordstoliveby #tomanyquestions #yolo #adventure #scenery #dreams #goals #goaldigger #bossbabe #momlifeisthebestlife #wahmlife #instalife #instafunny #instafun #instahappy #momsofig #momsknow #itsamom #bfmom

[cathylovesyou16]

"I am proud of many things in life, but nothing beats Being a mother".. i love you so much Cady 😘❤ #Myhappiness #Loveofmylife #CzarinaCady #BFMom #Lovelove