#bffr rn take care of your kids you silly man
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if i was batman i would not be that confident because how are you gonna have 6384792 children and not a single one of them respect you past the age of fourteen??? all i'm saying is that i wouldn't be stepping up to literal gods if all that money and all that swagger couldn't even make a teenager listen to me. no actually i would resign at that point. fuck his mommy issues or whatever idc get that oversized toddler off the streets and send him to parenting lessons pls.
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#dick grayson#tim drake#all the other ones too it doesnt even matter its always the same story#“bruce respect me... love me pls” sorry im batman i cant#bffr rn take care of your kids you silly man#while you're at it maybe apply for an actual foster parent license#yeah you thought you got away with that one mr vigilante not on my watch#in case it wasnt obvious#i have picked up my first dc comic in a bit#endlessly reminded of how#batman is so pitiful
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