#“bruce respect me... love me pls” sorry im batman i cant

[doobydoobydoowau]

if i was batman i would not be that confident because how are you gonna have 6384792 children and not a single one of them respect you past the age of fourteen??? all i'm saying is that i wouldn't be stepping up to literal gods if all that money and all that swagger couldn't even make a teenager listen to me. no actually i would resign at that point. fuck his mommy issues or whatever idc get that oversized toddler off the streets and send him to parenting lessons pls.