#beyblade dorkness

[mellythedork]

What is this? An actual post from me? An ART post at that? Witchcraft.

SO I LOVE THIS FIC which was written by my best friend @starfishes-and-watercolors, meaning I Had to Create Something for it! "Cat Gloves & Star Ties" is the official AU name and I wanted to put in a little nod to the fic title~

Their outfits came from the drawings she showed me of what she imagined them wearing later on, and I have to say I much prefer the simplicity over the canon outfits I would've had to draw otherwise fhdujkfghdugfhd

(Also let us please take a moment to appreciate Motti's floofy hair, I bet it's very soft)

YOU'RE DOING GREAT HON KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

[mellythedork]

ok but i need to know more abt the doji/ryo exes hcs frfr asdhhasjskla 👉👈

[seventeenlovesthree]

So I've been discussing the idea of "having a hard time" diving back into old shows - particularly those I was obsessive about in the past.

One of those shows - was Bakuten Shoot Beyblade. I believe I've mentioned it a few times before, but from approximately 2003 to 2009, this was my absolute JAM. After Digimon Tamers, it was the very first anime I was "active" about in German forums, I wrote RPGs, I wrote fanfiction, I drew fanart... You name it. And while I thought I had the main cast down to a T, I am pretty sure that, after being out of the series for so long, I would analyze them a little bit differently today. Heck, I think even my preferred shipping choices have changed somewhat from how they were back then... (To be fair, I have always liked every single combination between the main four, but I would definitely say that some of those are more dear to me than others.)

I think I'd really like to write some character analysis for them at some point. I always enjoyed taking apart their respective tropes and see how their traumas unfolded. And, looking at how even modern depictions of them go, I seem to not have been that far off after all!

To keep it as shortly as possible:

Takao may, at first glance, strike you as your typical shounen protagonist who loves to eat a lot and believes in the power of friendship to succeed - and while these aspects about him are certainly true, it's interesting to watch how it all unfolds between the first and third season. There is a fine line between his genuinely good heart, a passion for what he loves and an ego he has to overcome sometimes. I would even argue that he is one of the most misunderstood characters out there; because due to his family background, he does have severe abandonment issues, fearing to be left behind and thus he doesn't react well to situations like that - either he turns into a wounded puppy or covers it up with a mask of cockiness. He can be brash and hotheaded - but he genuinely loves his friends and believes in the good in people (and thus he really gives me magical girl vibes). He knows how to pull others with him, has an incredibly charming and attractive energy and other people feel naturally drawn to him... It's beautiful.

The stereotype Max has always been dealing with was that of the "sugar high ray of sunshine" - and I am delighted to see how wide-spread the idea has become that, while he absolutely IS a positive, open and physical person, he is also masking a lot of his own insecurities and abandonment issues with cocky phrases and a never-ending smile. Because he feels like he has to - to keep the band together, to not lose the sense of togetherness and to not be abandoned and replaced again. Just like with Takao, family-related trauma is at play here. His defensively smart Blading style is oftentimes ridiculed and overlooked, thus kinda playing into him trying to overcome his own inferiority complexes. Both him and Takao adore their newly found family to the core and it's no surprise that they easily click with one another - and that Max seems to have an easy time getting through to almost everyone in the team as well.

Rei - oh my Lord, I will try to keep this one short as well, because he was definitely my fave back in the day. And what's not to love about human-cat-hybrid (good old Neko-Jin days, how I miss thee) with a yin/yang theme going on who has a hard time choosing between his mind and his heart, traditions and freedom, and continuously gets himself into trouble because of that? One may also argue that he's getting the shortest end of the stick because of his inner and outer conflicts A LOT... And despite that, he is just as prone to cockiness, probably also trying to mask his own attachment issues by doing that. The burden of expectations that are constantly thrown at him drives him to the need to find his own path - so he tends to run away and changes direction a lot. Like a true cat does... Man, I love that absolute disaster child, always torn between his values and needs, who, even though loyalty absolutely does play a role for his character, has an even harder time conveying how much his found family means to him. In that regard, he is only topped by one particular character (no pun intended...).

Kai, oh Kai. Edgelord of the century, or, like we used to call him, mister ice cube. Essays upon essays have been written about his character - the cold exterior that was formed by years and years of child abuse (at least in the anime, the manga is an entirely different beast to cover, but even there, the subject of abandonment issues is present again). A cold and cruel mask, a brilliant Blader with an aura of, dare I say it, sadistic fun when it comes to destroying his opponents... And yet, there is that other side of him. The side that is incredibly protective and, in his very own way, supportive. Giving advice through harsh words, claiming that he only has his own interests in mind... But is that really the case? Isn't he, deep down inside, just as smitten by these dorks he is "stuck with"? Obsessed with beating those he claims to be his rivals until his very last breath... A twisted sense of love he probably hasn't fully understood himself yet... Or has he?

Long story short - they are all cocky teenage boys with a passion for spinning tops that play off of each other incredibly well and actually love each other a lot and are probably all bisexual disasters to different degrees, but I will get deeper into sexuality headcanons later.

[bbeeohazardd]

if you don't make Forzen a dork-ass loser you're doing everything all wrong

[andro-dino]

thinking a lot about kite unabara again and taking psychic damage. I love a “we’re not friends don’t think we’re friends *proceeds to stick by their side like they’re glued together*” motherfucker always but like. kite specifically just delivers something so special with it. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this hc before but like he is absolutely the kind of guy who remembers literally every detail about his friends and takes note of everything they like and dislike so much that like, he is genuinely an extremely considerate gift giver and gives like actually the perfect gifts ever and he totally shrugs it off and is like “psh well obviously I deliver nothing but perfection” but he takes a lot of pride in it. that boy loves his friends so much and he loves helping them and making them happy do NOT let him convince you otherwise no matter how hard he tries to

[mellythedork]

Akito and I are gonna have a great time hanging out together thank you very much

But I guess if I had to lose to someone, at least it was Coach

Ultimate mfb parent poll

[teabiscs]

have some lowres subtle kairei

[strifetime]

Celebrating 3-2-1 Beyblade Day, and 25 years to one of my favorite series!

[jaderose18]

Genshin Inazuma Men High school Headcanons

Kazuha: He'd be the type of guy who is really shy and quiet in class. He has a few friends and doesn't really talk to a lot of people. However, if you approach him, he'll be really nice and polite, who knows, maybe you'll soon become more? Writes you haikus and poetry. Very friendly and nice to you and willing to help you.

Tomo: Ah, yes, our favorite hot dead guy. He'd be one of those snarky and cocky guys at school who gets on your nerves. Has half of the school's female population swooning over him (1), but when you get to know him, you realize he's a huge dork and is actually really nice. Brings Tama to school and lets you pet her. He's actually really shy to approach you cause he thinks you're cute, so he'll bug you instead (he thinks it's flirting).

Thoma: This guy (I love him so much) is the sweetest, nicest, most sweet guy in creation. He's polite and respectful to all. He's welcoming and nice to everyone, new and old, no matter what. He's really fond of you and will probably go with you to feed the stray animals nearby. He will sometimes make your food. Voted 1# malewife in the school's yearbook

Itto: The one and oni is popular among all. Captain of the football team, for sure. Has half of the female population swooning over him (2). Isn't cocky about stuff. Really nice, actually. He plays with the elementary school kids, like Beyblade stuff, and will lose. He will be bitter about it, and you need to drag him away before he challenges another kid. Will listen to you. You and Kuki are besties since you need to get our oni out of trouble.

Heizou: Flirt of the year. This man will come and flirt with you and act like it's nothing. He's smart too and will help you in exchange for a date~ Overall nice guy and will protect you during dodgeball.

Gorou: Dog boy here is protective in a nontoxic way. He's sweet and really nice to you. He's the definition of loyal puppy love when it comes to you. Anyone hurts you? Bye bye to that guy.

A/n: Do you want a Sumeru or Liyue version?

[free-hcs-and-fics]

Intro!~

hihi! this blog is run by the Strangeness Coven! its nice to meet you!

just to get it out of the way, wei are endogenic and support other endogenic systems, "contradictory" labels, alterhumanity, etc.

while we are at it, some boundaries:

no NSFW, not even brief mentions or overt flirting.

no angst based around the belief that immortality would be inherently bad.

wei are always allowed to not write something if wei don't want to for any reason.

unless specified, wei will write GN! reader.

aside from that, almost everything should be okay!

(psst if you like how wei write or want to see more of the smaller fandoms listed, why not check out the discord wei made?

and also, this is a sideblog! main is @softie-system

here are the fandoms wei will write for:

the disastrous life of saiki k

our life now and forever

dr. stone

yugioh (all series before sevens, including vrains)

beyblade (metal fury, burst, turbo, etc. in other worlds, all beyblade series)

octonauts

wild kratts

lolirock

ever after high

return of the mount hua sect (known as return of the blossoming blade on webtoon)

bakugan

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

glitch techs

the dragon prince

nevermoor

upside down magic (book series only)

ayakashi romance reborn

dear dumb diary

dork diaries

cursed princess club

dead end paranormal park (also deadendia)

emily the strange (mostly the books, but also technically the comics)

lumberjanes

epithet erased

feng ling yu xiu (also known as soulmate adventure, spirit wind elegance, etc.)

harvey street kids (aka harvey street girls forever!, wei forget which is the animated show but thats the one thats allowed)

noisz starlivt (and thus also all the VNs connected to noisz starlivt, ie both 2econds to starlivt and noisz re:verse)

superkitties

thousand autumns

wildward

katzen-jammer!

Grand Ma

Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir

cinderella boy

magic school girl: spare no villains

moon dark smile

glitter force/ smile precure

romantic killer

lost song

[andro-dino]

wanted to doodle my ocs in cute swimsuits bc this is summer

[teabiscs]

Kyatt Ship Headcanons.

no on asks for my deranged ship posts, but here i am delivering. also tagging @textsfrombeybladers so we can compare headcanons if ya want. :D

Getting Together:

So going off Canon initially, Wyatt is obsessed with Kai, but it’s more he loves the idea of who Kai is. The version of Kai he’s created in his head, and read about in Beyblading magazines. 

Wyatt is persistent, even when Kai wants nothing to do with him.

EVERYONE IN THE CLASS CAN SEE THAT WYATT IS IN LOVE OBSESSED WITH KAI.

Wyatt wears Kai down and slowly he finds it endearing how… persistent Wyatt is. 

Kai would never admit that he felt lonely before Wyatt forced himself into Kai’s life, even though a lot of the loneliness was self inflicted

Having their seats changed so they sit next to each other (Wyatt asked, and the teacher was happy to oblige since Kai never talks and keeps to himself)

Wyatt excitedly grabbing Kai’s hand and dragging a begrudged Kai along all around campus, to his dorm room, club activities, etc.

To me, it’s a slow process. Wyatt is still in love with Kai, but it transitions from this love of the Kai he’s built up, to the Kai that actually breathes. 

Kai won't admit it, but Wyatt is growing on him, and he starts enjoying the brunette’s company. And it’s a weird funny feeling that starts to bloom in his chest when the brunette is around. 

The two of them chilling on the rooftop, Kai smoking a contraband cigarette that he snuck in, and Wyatt’s just thrilled to be there sat next to him, his thigh pressed against Kai’s. 

Kai always offer’s his cigarette to wyatt who declines. He snuffs out the cigarette, scooches away from Wyatt, just enough that he can put his arms behind his own head, without elbowing Wyatt and shuts his eyes.

Wyatt smiles over at Kai, who looks so content and at peace. And decides, fuck it. He leans in and kisses Kai… on the cheek.

And Kai is so red and blushy afterwards, hiding his face. He is so overwhelmed with words and feelings, and it's so much for him.

Wyatt apologizes, but Kai reluctantly admits he didn't hate it.

And i know i always say this but, this is slow. Them getting together is awkward in the way that 15-16 year old relationships are. BUT IS IT SOFT AND SWEET.

Wyatt is so patient with Kai opening up and doing things. Wyatt loves how red Kai gets everytime he places a surprise kiss on a pale cheek. And Kai is so determined to get more comfortable and do things with Wyatt that he thinks about. (Initiating hugs, kissing Wyatt;s cheek. Holding hands. Just touching Wyatt in general)

Their first kiss on the lips, also takes place with them on the roof, very similar to the kiss on the cheek, but this time, Kai has his eyes opened and can see Wyatt leaning in in slow motion, but doesnt move. Wyatt kisses him and it’s so soft and slow and sweet. Very chaste. Kai freezes and ends up hiding his blushing face.

Headcanons:

Obviously them getting together is canon divergence, but there’s no Saint Shields, or Team Psykick. They get to enjoy their school year with each other sneaking around the campus, in each other’s dorm rooms and when they leave campus to enjoy the city.

In this ship, Kai is so blushy and unsure. And Nervous. Wyatt is so confident and assured, which makes sense after he chases after Kai with no embarrassment or remorse.

Wyatt always kisses first and Kai is always flustered by it. Bright red and blushing to the tips of his ears.

Sneaking onto the rooftop to share kisses!!!!!

Wyatt coming to the realization that Kai wears colored contacts, and wont let him live it down. (Also thinking he looks so cute when Kai is too tired to bother with his contacts and wears his glasses.)

Kai tries so hard for Wyatt. This is all super new and not something he really ever expected to do. (Maybe in the distant future, when he retired from beyblading and after he takes over Hiwatari enterprises but not now.)

Also they are huge dorks for each other.

Others:

It’s not common knowledge at school that they’re dating, just that somehow, someway, Wyatt was able to win over Kai with his perseverance (Other’s might say that’s the wrong word, and that Wyatt was just so annoying that Kai gave up, but that’s all gossip)

But it does come out that they're dating, someone forgot to lock the door, they weren’t careful, doesn't really matter. And all of Wyatt’s friends are like dude how the fuck did you manage to pull Hiwatari of ALL people?

And then its teenage boy banter back and forth. (“Wyatt’s dick must be huge, if he managed to convince Hiwatari to date him.” “Dude there’s no way Wyatt’s the top.”) shit like that.

But also the surprise on all the Bladebreakers faces when it’s summer and they all travel from wherever they are back to Takao’s. BECAUSE WHO IS THIS. Kai doesn't introduce them to Wyatt, just shows up with the brunet attached to his hip, doesn’t offer up any information in typical Kai fashion, and lets Wyatt introduce himself, as a schoolmate. and Honestly another ray of sunshine and gloomy grouchy couple.

Kai’s mellowed out a bit since getting with Wyatt which everyone picks up on. He’s calmer and patient and less quick to a fiery temper. 

They don’t tell the guys they are together (because Kai/Privacy), but when it comes up everyone is initially so surprised, but it does make sense with how Kai has changed. 

Takao, not sure if this is the correct word, but i'm sure yall will get what i mean by it, picks? On Kai? Jokes around about it? He has no malice behind it other than just annoying the crap out of Kai. Wyatt is not a fan of this behavior and finds himself sticking up for Kai (which kai finds unnecessary, but endearing nonetheless)

Wyatt fits in with their group well and completes their already completed dynamic.

JUST THINK ABOUT EVERYONE SHOWING WYATT HOW TO BEYBLADE AND KAI WATCHING WITH FOND EYES> I AM FERAL OVER HOW SOFT THIS SHIP IS.

[strifetime]

i am awake and not for good reason

[mellythedork]

Yeah THIS. This is truly one of the worst crimes Fury committed in my eyes. YOU HAD ONE JOB, WRITERS: FINISH THE JOKE

ofc the new token female blader (meimei) uses the same beyblade as hikaru

[snugglebeans3000]

I was going to draw Ryuga for this prompt, but then I realized that I was wAsting a perfectly good opportunity to draw Ryo in the ‘online dating profile pic’ pose holding up a fish

THUS THIS WAS BORN

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

...Vector why?