#beyblade dorkness

[mellythedork]

What is this? An actual post from me? An ART post at that? Witchcraft.

SO I LOVE THIS FIC which was written by my best friend @starfishes-and-watercolors, meaning I Had to Create Something for it! "Cat Gloves & Star Ties" is the official AU name and I wanted to put in a little nod to the fic title~

Their outfits came from the drawings she showed me of what she imagined them wearing later on, and I have to say I much prefer the simplicity over the canon outfits I would've had to draw otherwise fhdujkfghdugfhd

(Also let us please take a moment to appreciate Motti's floofy hair, I bet it's very soft)

YOU'RE DOING GREAT HON KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

[mellythedork]

ok but i need to know more abt the doji/ryo exes hcs frfr asdhhasjskla 👉👈

[teabiscs]

have some lowres subtle kairei

[andro-dino]

wanted to doodle my ocs in cute swimsuits bc this is summer

[strifetime]

Celebrating 3-2-1 Beyblade Day, and 25 years to one of my favorite series!

[mellythedork]

Akito and I are gonna have a great time hanging out together thank you very much

But I guess if I had to lose to someone, at least it was Coach

Ultimate mfb parent poll

[jaderose18]

Genshin Inazuma Men High school Headcanons

Kazuha: He'd be the type of guy who is really shy and quiet in class. He has a few friends and doesn't really talk to a lot of people. However, if you approach him, he'll be really nice and polite, who knows, maybe you'll soon become more? Writes you haikus and poetry. Very friendly and nice to you and willing to help you.

Tomo: Ah, yes, our favorite hot dead guy. He'd be one of those snarky and cocky guys at school who gets on your nerves. Has half of the school's female population swooning over him (1), but when you get to know him, you realize he's a huge dork and is actually really nice. Brings Tama to school and lets you pet her. He's actually really shy to approach you cause he thinks you're cute, so he'll bug you instead (he thinks it's flirting).

Thoma: This guy (I love him so much) is the sweetest, nicest, most sweet guy in creation. He's polite and respectful to all. He's welcoming and nice to everyone, new and old, no matter what. He's really fond of you and will probably go with you to feed the stray animals nearby. He will sometimes make your food. Voted 1# malewife in the school's yearbook

Itto: The one and oni is popular among all. Captain of the football team, for sure. Has half of the female population swooning over him (2). Isn't cocky about stuff. Really nice, actually. He plays with the elementary school kids, like Beyblade stuff, and will lose. He will be bitter about it, and you need to drag him away before he challenges another kid. Will listen to you. You and Kuki are besties since you need to get our oni out of trouble.

Heizou: Flirt of the year. This man will come and flirt with you and act like it's nothing. He's smart too and will help you in exchange for a date~ Overall nice guy and will protect you during dodgeball.

Gorou: Dog boy here is protective in a nontoxic way. He's sweet and really nice to you. He's the definition of loyal puppy love when it comes to you. Anyone hurts you? Bye bye to that guy.

A/n: Do you want a Sumeru or Liyue version?

[inovantyyy]

beyblade metal fight headcanons i came up with 3 AM

Ryuga is a boomer. I have no logical reasoning for this, he just is. Kenta made fun of him a sum total of one time and he somehow has lived to tell the tale.

Outside of Beyblade, Gingka and Kyoya actually consider each other best friends. They overexaggerate their rivalry because they're both nerds but off the stadium they go to McDonalds and make fun of each other. How else do you explain that secret fist bump when Kyoya went to go fight Ryuga, like,,,,you're telling me they AREN'T friends???

Kenta has subconsciously been influenced by Ryuga's snark. He's mostly the same with his energetic, supportive self but piss him off and you will have a very Ryuga-esque remark about how you're an ugly basement dweller. Gingka is confused, Benkei and Madoka are scared but Kyoya thinks it's absolutely hilarious.

Madoka might not be a blader but she took martial arts as a kid so she could literally just beat the shit out of someone messing with her. Like some Beyblade gang could try and mug her and they'd go "lET iT RIp" and then she just steps on their beys and kicks their asses, unfazed. She could have KILLED Rago but she didn't want to steal Gingka's thunder.

The Legendary Bladers have a group chat after the whole nemesis fiasco to keep in touch (Ryuga lives AU). Dynamis is a boomer, Aguma and Ryuga leave everyone on read (except in Ryuga's case, he's also a boomer and doesn't know how to text so he just doesn't), Kenta's too busy to text bc he's teaching Ryuga how to use a phone, Kyoya's being extra as always and trying to start a fight, Gingka sends outdated 2017 memes, King sends cultured memes, Chris is regretting sharing his number to these dorks, everyone is trying their hardest not to cuss because Tithi is right there and Yuki is just staring at his phone like, "this is fine 😀"

During their travels Kenta couldn't help but ramble about a variety of different things about himself and his life and while he thought he was talking to a wall with how Ryuga was seemingly ignoring him, the dragon emperor listened to every word but would rather choke than admit that to ANYONE. Kenta included.

The Dark Nebula stole Ryuga from his real family before indoctrinating him to be the strongest Blader. Ryuto and Ryuga are unaware of each other's existence.

After the whole Fausttm incident, because Toby kept his white hair Masamune and Zeo made a lot of grandpa jokes at his expense (not to hurt him ofc but to just make Toby feel normal about it and that no one's too uncomfortable to joke about it). Toby takes it in stride and even plays along. ("Oh my god Toby, hurry up old hag!" "How DARE you treat your senior citizens this way? You youngens have it too easy nowadays!")

Kyoya needed glasses this whole time but because his ass is all like "Ugh I dont NEED glasses. My vision is perfect you DICKS." he never got them. Madoka and Gingka noticed one day and took him to an optometrist and beat some sense into him. "how the fuck are you gonna Beyblade if you can't even SEE where Leone is you dumb bitch" so he relents. He tries to ask for contacts but by an unfortunate stroke of bad luck, he's apparently very VERY sensitive to them so glasses are the only option. To look cool he does that thing where he holds them in his mouth but no one buys it and calls him out for being a huge dork.

Kyoya doesn't LIKE kids but unfortunately he is a child magnet. def supported by his "i'm destined to be followed by brats forever" comment. but he does end up warming up to Tithi even after the whole "Yo-Yo" thing. He made a crayon drawing of Kyoya and he pretended to hate it, but actually has it framed.

Reiji quits Beyblade for a bit, realising that he just can't find enjoyment in it without associating victory to his worth, but does end up coming back after Kenta convinces him that it can be fun and there is a lot more to it than just winning.

Nile and Masamune are best friends even more so than Nile and Kyoya idc i said so. I personally believe this because sometimes similar personalities don't necessarily make you closer to another person. Don't get me wrong Kyoya and Nile are still very VERY good friends but if Nile had to choose someone to go like idk ice skating with it'd be Masamune. Nile is calm, cool, collected while Masamune is an extra bitch. They both bring something out of each other that no one else can.

The fortune teller jokes Kyoya makes towards Dynamis never stops and one day this man has enough and is like "You know fucking what let me read your palm" and Kyoya's like "lmfao bet" and Dynamis inspects it thoroughly, he furrows his eyebrows and then looks up with Kyoya with intense seriousness and says, "Your destiny is sealed, my friend. You're going to die a very painful (and embarrassing) death soon." Kyoya, poor guy, stares at him with shock and is all like "STFU URE MESSING WITH ME" Dynamis just shrugs and walks off saying, "Let's just say, look both ways before crossing the road in future." and Kyoya, with the logic that Dynamis has predicted the future before, believes it whole heartedly and is freaking the fuck out. Kyoya now is adamant on always looking both ways before crossing the street now. every time Benkei is like "Bro there aren't any cars we can just go" Kyoya looks at Benkei like he just insulted his grandma and goes "NO. ROAD SAFETY LAWS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. I NOW KNOW THIS."

Mei Mei and Chao Xin are literally dumb and dumber best relationship in this show hands down. Like they're both so STUPID i love them so so so much.

Benkei and Gingka are Swifties. I have no explanation for this. I just know they are.

Aguma is actually a really goofy guy if you're really close to him. Bao just always knew Aguma was just a dork which is why he's never afraid of him.

Gingka gave Kyoya a lion plush as a gag birthday gift but jokes on him bc Kyoya actually loved it LMFAO. Now they have this unspoken tradition of giving each other gag birthday gifts bc these dumbasses just really like messing with each other.

Shoutout to the ten people still in this fandom and enjoy this meal <3

[ni-a-cchi]

[free-hcs-and-fics]

Intro!~

hihi! this blog is run by the Strangeness Coven! its nice to meet you!

just to get it out of the way, wei are endogenic and support other endogenic systems, "contradictory" labels, alterhumanity, etc.

while we are at it, some boundaries:

no NSFW, not even brief mentions or overt flirting.

no angst based around the belief that immortality would be inherently bad.

wei are always allowed to not write something if wei don't want to for any reason.

unless specified, wei will write GN! reader.

aside from that, almost everything should be okay!

(psst if you like how wei write or want to see more of the smaller fandoms listed, why not check out the discord wei made?

and also, this is a sideblog! main is @softie-system, and wei have a rp blog! @futuremafuyu!)

here are the fandoms wei will write for:

the disastrous life of saiki k

our life now and forever

dr. stone

yugioh (all series before sevens, including vrains)

beyblade (metal fury, burst, turbo, etc. in other worlds, all beyblade series)

octonauts

wild kratts

lolirock

ever after high

return of the mount hua sect (known as return of the blossoming blade on webtoon)

bakugan

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

glitch techs

the dragon prince

nevermoor

upside down magic (book series only)

ayakashi romance reborn

dear dumb diary

dork diaries

cursed princess club

dead end paranormal park (also deadendia)

emily the strange (mostly the books, but also technically the comics)

lumberjanes

epithet erased

feng ling yu xiu (also known as soulmate adventure, spirit wind elegance, etc.)

harvey street kids (aka harvey street girls forever!, wei forget which is the animated show but thats the one thats allowed)

noisz starlivt (and thus also all the VNs connected to noisz starlivt, ie both 2econds to starlivt and noisz re:verse)

superkitties

thousand autumns

wildward

katzen-jammer!

Grand Ma

Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir

cinderella boy

magic school girl: spare no villains

moon dark smile

glitter force/ smile precure

romantic killer

lost song

[mellythedork]

Yeah THIS. This is truly one of the worst crimes Fury committed in my eyes. YOU HAD ONE JOB, WRITERS: FINISH THE JOKE

ofc the new token female blader (meimei) uses the same beyblade as hikaru

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Kyatt Ship Headcanons.

no on asks for my deranged ship posts, but here i am delivering. also tagging @textsfrombeybladers so we can compare headcanons if ya want. :D

Getting Together:

So going off Canon initially, Wyatt is obsessed with Kai, but it’s more he loves the idea of who Kai is. The version of Kai he’s created in his head, and read about in Beyblading magazines. 

Wyatt is persistent, even when Kai wants nothing to do with him.

EVERYONE IN THE CLASS CAN SEE THAT WYATT IS IN LOVE OBSESSED WITH KAI.

Wyatt wears Kai down and slowly he finds it endearing how… persistent Wyatt is. 

Kai would never admit that he felt lonely before Wyatt forced himself into Kai’s life, even though a lot of the loneliness was self inflicted

Having their seats changed so they sit next to each other (Wyatt asked, and the teacher was happy to oblige since Kai never talks and keeps to himself)

Wyatt excitedly grabbing Kai’s hand and dragging a begrudged Kai along all around campus, to his dorm room, club activities, etc.

To me, it’s a slow process. Wyatt is still in love with Kai, but it transitions from this love of the Kai he’s built up, to the Kai that actually breathes. 

Kai won't admit it, but Wyatt is growing on him, and he starts enjoying the brunette’s company. And it’s a weird funny feeling that starts to bloom in his chest when the brunette is around. 

The two of them chilling on the rooftop, Kai smoking a contraband cigarette that he snuck in, and Wyatt’s just thrilled to be there sat next to him, his thigh pressed against Kai’s. 

Kai always offer’s his cigarette to wyatt who declines. He snuffs out the cigarette, scooches away from Wyatt, just enough that he can put his arms behind his own head, without elbowing Wyatt and shuts his eyes.

Wyatt smiles over at Kai, who looks so content and at peace. And decides, fuck it. He leans in and kisses Kai… on the cheek.

And Kai is so red and blushy afterwards, hiding his face. He is so overwhelmed with words and feelings, and it's so much for him.

Wyatt apologizes, but Kai reluctantly admits he didn't hate it.

And i know i always say this but, this is slow. Them getting together is awkward in the way that 15-16 year old relationships are. BUT IS IT SOFT AND SWEET.

Wyatt is so patient with Kai opening up and doing things. Wyatt loves how red Kai gets everytime he places a surprise kiss on a pale cheek. And Kai is so determined to get more comfortable and do things with Wyatt that he thinks about. (Initiating hugs, kissing Wyatt;s cheek. Holding hands. Just touching Wyatt in general)

Their first kiss on the lips, also takes place with them on the roof, very similar to the kiss on the cheek, but this time, Kai has his eyes opened and can see Wyatt leaning in in slow motion, but doesnt move. Wyatt kisses him and it’s so soft and slow and sweet. Very chaste. Kai freezes and ends up hiding his blushing face.

Headcanons:

Obviously them getting together is canon divergence, but there’s no Saint Shields, or Team Psykick. They get to enjoy their school year with each other sneaking around the campus, in each other’s dorm rooms and when they leave campus to enjoy the city.

In this ship, Kai is so blushy and unsure. And Nervous. Wyatt is so confident and assured, which makes sense after he chases after Kai with no embarrassment or remorse.

Wyatt always kisses first and Kai is always flustered by it. Bright red and blushing to the tips of his ears.

Sneaking onto the rooftop to share kisses!!!!!

Wyatt coming to the realization that Kai wears colored contacts, and wont let him live it down. (Also thinking he looks so cute when Kai is too tired to bother with his contacts and wears his glasses.)

Kai tries so hard for Wyatt. This is all super new and not something he really ever expected to do. (Maybe in the distant future, when he retired from beyblading and after he takes over Hiwatari enterprises but not now.)

Also they are huge dorks for each other.

Others:

It’s not common knowledge at school that they’re dating, just that somehow, someway, Wyatt was able to win over Kai with his perseverance (Other’s might say that’s the wrong word, and that Wyatt was just so annoying that Kai gave up, but that’s all gossip)

But it does come out that they're dating, someone forgot to lock the door, they weren’t careful, doesn't really matter. And all of Wyatt’s friends are like dude how the fuck did you manage to pull Hiwatari of ALL people?

And then its teenage boy banter back and forth. (“Wyatt’s dick must be huge, if he managed to convince Hiwatari to date him.” “Dude there’s no way Wyatt’s the top.”) shit like that.

But also the surprise on all the Bladebreakers faces when it’s summer and they all travel from wherever they are back to Takao’s. BECAUSE WHO IS THIS. Kai doesn't introduce them to Wyatt, just shows up with the brunet attached to his hip, doesn’t offer up any information in typical Kai fashion, and lets Wyatt introduce himself, as a schoolmate. and Honestly another ray of sunshine and gloomy grouchy couple.

Kai’s mellowed out a bit since getting with Wyatt which everyone picks up on. He’s calmer and patient and less quick to a fiery temper. 

They don’t tell the guys they are together (because Kai/Privacy), but when it comes up everyone is initially so surprised, but it does make sense with how Kai has changed. 

Takao, not sure if this is the correct word, but i'm sure yall will get what i mean by it, picks? On Kai? Jokes around about it? He has no malice behind it other than just annoying the crap out of Kai. Wyatt is not a fan of this behavior and finds himself sticking up for Kai (which kai finds unnecessary, but endearing nonetheless)

Wyatt fits in with their group well and completes their already completed dynamic.

JUST THINK ABOUT EVERYONE SHOWING WYATT HOW TO BEYBLADE AND KAI WATCHING WITH FOND EYES> I AM FERAL OVER HOW SOFT THIS SHIP IS.

[andro-dino]

De la Cruz siblings lore post

I’ve been thinking abt this for a lil bit and just wanted to share some of the ideas I’ve thought of for Axyl and Essi’s stories. I’d like to talk abt Kosuke and Juno a lil more in the future too but both of their characters are still much rougher than the sibs so it’ll probably be a while before that happens.

Essi’s always been a simple, spunky person. She grew up friends with Gingka and Hyoma in Koma village and has always had a heart for beyblade. When her younger sibling came along, she had to learn how to not only take care of herself, but them too. The two of them were close as children, but as they both grew and Axyl became more independent, she found it harder and harder to understand and connect with them. She still tried her hardest to keep their connection but there ended up always feeling like there was this unshakable block between them. It’s definitely something that fills her with guilt, especially as she sees how Axyl struggles yet feeling like nothing she does ever helps them, ultimately feeling as though she’s failed them as a sister. Nonetheless, Essi kept working on herself and her skills, working harder and harder to never feel like she was falling behind. I think one of her biggest fears would be not being able to keep up with everyone else, and occasionally in her battles, that can mean she gets reckless and desperate. It ends up being her friends and Axyl who help ground her again in the end, but she still struggles with allowing herself to rely on other people and letting herself be cared for rather than being the one to care for others all the time. She’s very protective of the people she loves and feels responsible for them, making it hard for her to accept that she can’t do everything herself. Despite that, she tries to keep a positive attitude and uplift others when she can.

On the romance side of her character, she’s totally hopeless. She’s a dork and a loser first and foremost and when she falls for people, she falls hard and fast. When she first took interest in Selen Garcia, she thought it was gonna be a dumb, quick crush and nothing more. But as she actually met Selen and grew to know her, it only grew from there. Essi’s always been one to wear her heart on her sleeve, so her crush was no secret, and at first, Selen sort of took advantage of that to entertain herself, but eventually, much to her own dismay, actually ended up developing feelings for her. Essi does have a certain charm to her that’ll get you if you’re not careful, and that’s exactly what happened to Selen. I don’t think their relationship would last long term, but it was important for both of them while it lasted.

Axyl was once a much more energetic child but you wouldn’t know it seeing them now. A bundle of anxiety and awkwardness, they opt to express themself much more cautiously. While they are mostly soft spoken and reserved, don’t let that fool you; Axyl still has a capacity for sarcasm and wit when given the opportunity, and can be very talkative and energetic if given the chance to do so. As a Koma kid, it seemed inevitable that they would be a blader, but that wasn’t without its hurdles. Like many others, their first bey was a practice bey Ryo made them. They were bright eyed and excited to start, but as they kept going, it seemed that no matter what they did, they could never improve or be on the same level as everyone else. They quickly became discouraged and gave up, thinking they’d never pick up a bey again. One day though, they found Gemios, washed up on the beach, and it called to them. Against their better judgment, they kept it and restored it, learning about bey maintenance in the process, and eventually, got back into blading. While they were trying their damndest, they knew they still weren’t as strong as most of their friends. They don’t consider themself insecure about their abilities- they’d actually like to consider themself rather confident and self-assured- more just realistic. They still blade and train when they can, but found themself eventually turning more to the more artistic and mechanical side of beys, learning more about functions and maintenance in an effort to still feel good about their abilities in something related to beyblade. Much of their conflict is internal, struggling to summon passion in themself, as well as grappling with being both an avoidant and non-confrontational person while also being far too reliant on others and letting them take the lead instead, often struggling to speak up for themself.

As far as their character goes with romance, they’re just as hopeless as Essi, resigning themself to never act upon their crushes in the insistence that there’s no way their feelings would ever be reciprocated. Such was the same when they first met Chao Xin, instantly becoming intrigued by him but never summoning the confidence to talk to him themself. There was also hesitance on their part, not being fully able to understand how genuine of a person Chao Xin was. To their surprise though, Chao Xin began talking to them and spending more time with them, and over that time, they both grew to knew each other better and their mutual feelings for each other became much more known. Eventually, when they get over their awkwardness, their relationship ends up being very good for both of them, frequently confiding in and supporting each other. Chao Xin especially helps spark Axyl’s passion, both through his encouragement and by knowing first hand what it’s like to struggle to find the motivation to put forth all your energy in it.

[strifetime]

i am awake and not for good reason

[alienaiver]

ty for the tag my love !! 🥰 i love your progress !! izumos so handsomeeeee i get ur crush dira omg !!!!

my first ✨ real ✨ crush like that was kai from beyblade ! (my first uh, obsession? was with book-aragorn and i mean ✨ obsessed ✨ with him in kindergarden but i dont think i was in Love-Love like i fell for kai 🙈) and my current crush is reth from palia ! hes such a charming little dork with such a good story. ive already made several insert stories with him that i consider writing out when flare-ups and vacations are done, i just dont know if theres a demographic at all! im also obsessed with hassian from the same game rn its embarrasing how giggly i get when i flirt with both of them 🥺🧡

im tagging with always no pressure: @true-deru @cup-of-fluff @femmejournal @thefinalsnart @nowoyas @qichun @threadbaresweater and anyone else who wanna do it !! 🥰✨

First and last Fandom Crush

How about a little game?

Okay, in my defense, I was about six years old when I had a crush on Jar Jar Binks (left) but I do think my taste has changed since then, at least a little 😂 as you can see by Haruichi Izumo on the right.

tagging: @alienaiver @screamin-abt-haikyuu @satorisoup

@emmyrosee @revasserium @shoulmate @reverie-starlight

@lemurzsquad @fuzztacular @missalienqueen @marti-mp4

and anyone else who wants to do this too... if you don't remember your very first crush, pick the one you remember

[bentbliley]

hey sunshine. i just wanted to let you know that i love you. i love you so much and i can’t believe you’re here and you’re real.

i’m starting to think that maybe making beyblades for you is my new love language because i’m looking at you and all my brain is saying is “i love him, i will make him a beyblade” but the only major format left is hms which is kinda pricey and would just be another dusk hedgehog and i’ve never seen one in person so even i don’t have one. my brain was actually trying to think of a way to design a new system just for the two of us so i can make you a bey before the new generation comes out. that should be my sign to go to sleep but that’s kinda keeping me up, lol.

point is, i’m a dork and i love you, my sunshine also, don’t be surprised if i design a new beyblade system for us, lol.