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A retelling of The Ugly Duckling, where instead of a swan raised by ducks, it's a peacock egg that ended up being hatched by a chicken, called The Most Annoying Rooster, where instead of being sad about being an ugly outcast, the little peacock goes around like Excuse Me Are You Not Aware Of How Fucking Fabulous I am? And everyone except his mom finds him supremely annoying. The hen who hatched him is just like "no fuck you, my huge fabulous son can beat the shit out of all of your sons, you're just jealous."

Then the farmer whose chickens those are notices that wait shit that Fancy Chicken is in the wrong place, and as he tries to remove the peacock from the chicken coop, he refuses to leave without the hen who hatched him. So being moved to a more appropriate place for a peacock, the hen comes with him. And for the rest of his life The Most Annoying Rooster lives happily ever after as an Only Moderately Annoying Peacock, and if any bigger bird tries to do anything to the little hen, he will peck its fucking eyes out, because that's his momma who was always there for him, so he's always there for her.

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so. wei wrote a scene for english class, and it kinda slays so here it is under the cut. cw for slightly medical ments, unreality

On the day of their 16th birthday, if their true love has not been found, this child shall fall into a trance for all eternity upon the prick of a spindle.

That was the curse I'd had to bear for 16 years. 

But that curse would have no power over me, and I was going to prove that all those people  were wrong. 

That I can break the curse without acquiescing to society, and forcing myself to call my feelings by a word that didn’t fit.

I didn’t even have time to notice the ornate castle furniture as I usually would. 

My target was that old, ominous spindle in the corner. 

I began to weave. And sure enough, i hadn’t even fully sat down before my hand brushed against the spindle. 

It stung, as I had been warned it would, but I didn't care. 

My vision blurred a bit, but I wasn't scared.

I knew the truth. 

And I wasn't going to lose. 

Even as roses bloomed, and thorns the color of ebony began to wrap themselves around everything in the room, I didn't waver.On the day of their 16th birthday, if their true love has not been found, this child shall fall into a trance for all eternity upon the prick of a spindle.

That was the curse I'd had to bear for 16 years. 

But that curse would have no power over me, and I was going to prove that all those people  were wrong. 

And when the roses made their way to wrap themselves around me, I still didn’t waver.

A misty haze crept across my line of sight, the beginning of the vision that would decide my fate.

Or, more accurately, the vision that I would decide my fate with.

The haze turned greyish as it encompassed everything in my sight.

pins and needles crept across my skin, and reminded me of the feeling of going under anesthesia. Perhaps similar compounds were involved in both.

It began to feel like my skull was being stuffed with cotton balls, and the pins and needles turned to more of an intense buzzing sort of feeling. 

I couldn’t focus my vision, but I didn't need to.  

I simply had to wait, and soon everything had faded away. 

I was standing on what looked to be a particularly vast salt flat, with a stunning starry sunset reflected in all directions and only the distant horizon to give any sense of direction. 

It smelled like petrichor, and judging by the clouds, the reflective water could likely have been deposited by rain.

In the span of what must have been a while but felt simultaneously like eternity and 5 minutes, the sun gradually dipped down, plunging the sky into shades of ebony and purple. 

The temperature seemed to drop along with it, and the moon peaked out softly from far away.

It wouldn’t be long now.

Footsteps approached from the distance, causing ripples to cascade across the thin layer of water.

I wasn’t going to turn around though, It would have to greet me first. 

I could see It’s reflection in the water from a distance. It took a strangely beautiful, ever-shifting inhuman form. 

One second, It was adorned with scales, the next soft fur, and so on. It was tough to look at for too long, so I turned my focus to the scenery around me. 

The mirror effect grew ever more dazzling with a darkened sky.

I startled a little upon hearing movement, but I realized that It had positioned itself next to me, not too close as to be uncomfortable, but close enough that I could easily reach out and touch It. 

When It spoke, It made no sound. Rather, It projected It’s voice into my mind. 

“Have you found your true love? I see that you have found many things you are passionate about and many people you care about, so it must be so.”  It projected, tilting It’s head a little as It’s face softened.

 Hearing It speak would have been soothing given the gentle, mellifluous quality It’s voice had, were it not for the grating meaning behind It’s words.

I took a few moments to formulate my reply.

When I was ready, I took a deep breath, and spoke. 

“It is true that i have many people, hobbies, and interests which i care deeply about, many of which I might even loosely use the word “love” for.  However, i cannot in good conscience call any of them my true love, as it would be an injustice and grossly devaluing not just them, but my own feelings, to do so.”  i shifted from one foot to the other, and relaxed my shoulders as i let the words flow out of me  “The word love just cannot contain how much they mean to me, how i don’t have the typical intense romantic, platonic, or nonrose, alterous, or other types of feelings for anyone, and how despite my wholehearted enjoyment of, interest in,and passion for all my hobbies to the point where  i will take any opportunity to talk about or engage in them, i don’t get the same level of whatever it is that causes others to get so intense about them.  So, although i have found my path in life and many people who mean the omniverse to me, even though i will use the word love sometimes when i feel like it, the answer is that my true love is simply…nothing. Or, i guess, sometimes, and even then only in a poetic kind of metaphorical understatement, life.”

It chuckled, and i could practically imagine its smirk. “Wise and clever little one, you have found a way to break the curse that not many others have. You know who you are, and you stick by that at any cost. You are indeed right, and i am proud of you.”

I smiled gently, and simply replied, “thank you.”

With that, It bowed It’s head, and the sun began to rise.

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Intro!~

hihi! this blog is run by the Strangeness Coven! its nice to meet you!

just to get it out of the way, wei are endogenic and support other endogenic systems, "contradictory" labels, alterhumanity, etc.

while we are at it, some boundaries:

no NSFW, not even brief mentions or overt flirting.

no angst based around the belief that immortality would be inherently bad.

wei are always allowed to not write something if wei don't want to for any reason.

unless specified, wei will write GN! reader.

aside from that, almost everything should be okay!

(psst if you like how wei write or want to see more of the smaller fandoms listed, why not check out the discord wei made?

and also, this is a sideblog! main is @softie-system, and wei have a rp blog! @futuremafuyu!)

here are the fandoms wei will write for:

the disastrous life of saiki k

our life now and forever

dr. stone

yugioh (all series before sevens, including vrains)

beyblade (metal fury, burst, turbo, etc. in other worlds, all beyblade series)

octonauts

wild kratts

lolirock

ever after high

return of the mount hua sect (known as return of the blossoming blade on webtoon)

bakugan

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

glitch techs

the dragon prince

nevermoor

upside down magic (book series only)

ayakashi romance reborn

dear dumb diary

dork diaries

cursed princess club

dead end paranormal park (also deadendia)

emily the strange (mostly the books, but also technically the comics)

lumberjanes

epithet erased

feng ling yu xiu (also known as soulmate adventure, spirit wind elegance, etc.)

harvey street kids (aka harvey street girls forever!, wei forget which is the animated show but thats the one thats allowed)

noisz starlivt (and thus also all the VNs connected to noisz starlivt, ie both 2econds to starlivt and noisz re:verse)

superkitties

thousand autumns

wildward

katzen-jammer!

Grand Ma

Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir

cinderella boy

magic school girl: spare no villains

moon dark smile

glitter force/ smile precure

romantic killer

lost song