#between Miyabi and Dio I prefer Japans way of dealing with vampires

[voidofteeth]

I partially made this blog so I can yell about my trash excellent taste in media into the greater void instead of at a groupchat that was supposed to peer pressure me into doing more creative things >.>

Anyway please appreciate my favourite parts of Higanjima’s first ending.

The fight heavily features Miyabi’s personal plushie room! Because why wouldn't he have a plushie room in this random tower they are fighting in??

Protag: *sets up an ambush*

Miyabi: *is a vampire that can smell blood. Like the blood protag is bleeding right now*

Protag: *shocked Pikachu face*

The very important Labor just being there so Miyabi can go on a grande Evil Villain Speech is amazing! Say what you want, the man has style! It almost makes me not question why you would have a Vampire Mosquito Blood pool on top of this random giant tower.

Protag: Ha HA! I have managed to put the anti-immortality serum into you!

Miyabi: .....you do remember that even without the immortality, I'm still a very hard to kill vampire?

Protag: .....Oh shit, you're right! Uuuuuhhhh *panics and tries to smash miyabi's head with a microscope*

Miyabi: *summons giant demon vampire dog to protecc his body and attacc protag till anti-immortality serum wears of*

Protag: Oh no! I shall hide in this random room to regain some strength!

Miyabi: ....I am still a vampire that can smell you bleeding!!

Protag: *shocked pikachu face*

Miyabi: *regains immortality*

Protag: Oh noes! But I know a foolproof solution! *throws Miyabi down a tower*

Miyabi: *goes splootch*

Protag + every human watching the fight: Ha! Finally, we can rest easy!

Miyabi: *survives anyway cause you know....immortal*

Protag + every human watching the fight: *the most shoookeths of pikachu faces*

10/10 Deeply entertaining!

Gonna start reading “Saigo no 47″ soon, so if there is a fandom active here: Hello hi, I’m new to this, let’s talk

And I need to find and watch the movie cause I might or might not be unhealthily attached to this franchise now oO