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UehehahHHehhHAHAHA I LOVE ALL NY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS
#Had to yell this out before bgoing sleepy#i literally love you all so much#not to be parasocial but i genuinely do#sam maow chitters#i love all my friends
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Lets Talk Farm Terminology!
Yay! I'm here to answer all the simple farm animal questions and misconceptions you've been too afraid to ask! Why? Because im bored and have thoughts and am reading Watership Down and want people to know the difference between "bunny," "rabbit," and "hare."
Leporidae
You're probably thinking wow kes how bold of you to start out not only with an animal uncommonly kept by farmers but also starting with a scientific name few will know! And you're right, but I don't care! The Leporidae family includes rabbits and hares, and yes! they are different. Very closely related as they belong to the same family, but rabbits and hares are not the same thing. Simply: hares are bigger and wilder than rabbits. There are no domestic species of hare and they are more adapted to solitary life than living in groups/colonies. Looking at the image above you can note slight differences in facial structure and build, as well as most notably the ear length, with the smaller rabbit on the left and the larger hare on the right. Most Watership Down art features hares but I don't mind it all that much as the hare anatomy is more fun lol.
Now, what's a bunny? Bunny is an informal term used to refer to rabbits, especially young ones. It wouldn't be incorrect to refer to the long eared friend in your yard as a bunny but if you were writing a paper or just want to sound more serious, it would be better to say rabbit (as you notice, I am refraining from calling them bunnies in this post).
When referring to rabbits, their terminology is similar to other familiar animals. A male rabbit is called a buck and a female rabbit is called a doe, like deer or goats. However, a baby rabbit is called a kit or kitten and a group of siblings is called a litter, just like cats.
Goats
Aw no more latin? As the domestic breeds of goat all come from the same species, there's no need for a broad scientific name as we all have an idea of what to picture, unless you're thinking of a mountain goat which are not considered true goats and are considered a goat-antelopes, making them closer in relation to muskoxen! Which is a whole different topic! Regardless, there's lots of different breeds of domestic goats (Capra hircus), like dogs and cats. Some are better suited for dairy production, some for meat, others are bred for their cashmere! Pictured above is a Saanen goat, one of, if not the most popular dairy goat breeds (in the US at least), known for their high milk production.
Many goat breeds have horns, which vary from antlers bc of how they grow and their composition. Horns can be removed when the goats are young, in a process called dehorning or disbudding. When horns are removed, their growth is stunted and they will not grow back once the animal is older. However, disbudding is a controversial topic as it is not painless and often unnecessary. Both male and female goats can have horns, although their appearance may differ.
I mentioned above that (mature, uncastrated) male goats are called bucks and females are called does. Many, many people use the terms billy and nanny to refer to goats. However, the better term would be buck/doe, and when people use billy/nanny it does peeve me. You may also hear the word wether to refer to castrated goats. Baby goats are called kids.
Cattle
My favorites of the post, let's finish with cattle (Bos taurus)! Same as goats, cattle can be bred and used for many purposes like the lovely Brahman I've included above, a very recognizable meat breed. Cattle terminology can get a little tricky as its not as straightforward as some other animals.
Cattle is the correct term for these animals, as cow technically refers to a mature female (has been bred). No one's going to freak out if you say cows instead of cattle, myself included, especially because if you dont know the specific details of the animal its hard to know whether to say cow or heifer or bull or steer.
So, a cow is a mature female, and a mature male is called a bull. An immature, young female is called a heifer. A castrated male is called a steer. When referring to an immature male you can use bull or bull calf.
Many places you will see the term "ox" thrown around (not to be confused with a MUSKox mentioned previously) and there's a lot of misconceptions surrounding the name. An ox is a specially trained bovine. That's all it is. There's lots of regulations on how they are trained and all that, but that's the basics of it. It is most common and recommended to use castrated males (steers) because castration should temper their aggression and testosterone production; additionally, males are typically larger than the females. However! Female cows can be trained as oxen, as can bulls.
Technically an ox should not be referred to as such until they have completed their training, which can take years. Typically oxen are selected at a young age and routinely worked to develop good skills. They are used for tasks plowing or pulling carts, and as modern technology has improved, use of oxen has declined.
Thaaaat's all I have to say about that today, I sort of led into each topic in little ways and I've nothing more to mention. Hopefully you learned a little, I think livestock are cool 👍
#why did you write this you ask#well i am full of anxiety and talking about things i confidently know about is a good distraction#kestrel calls#chitter chatter#desc in alt#yell at me (nicely) if im wrong!#ask questions if you have any confusions!#i work with kids so nothing is adumb question
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i wanted to slam my head against the wall on trying to figure out the code for the relations page
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What tickles the fancy?
Massive OC lore dump
Invitation to RP
Detailed life update
Video game
Make new OCs for the whimsy
A billion AUs
#I am not going to do a poll just yell at me#or chitter or keen I don't care#I want to get back to interacting with people Out There
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she thinks you love the beach you’re such a damn liar!!!!!!!!!!!
#not pjo#chitter chatter#tea listens to music#you gotta yell this line#important note: queued this just days after seeing gaam
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Just caught one of my mom's party guests yelling at Avalon
I have the patience of a SAINT for not immediately losing it
#the guest was cursing at him inside his cage#the only curse word that Avalon knows. Learned because my dad would say that to him as a “joke”#but theyre all idiots and assholes. birds are smarts. Parrots are SMART. they know the intention behind the words#but anyways im assuming that during the party#my mom told her guests about the birds. and that one of Avalon's quirks is that he can say his name like a pokemon and other stuff#so of course. everyone LOVES the curse word#so when i went outside my room to pilfer some fruit like the fruit menace i am and I saw that interaction I got pissed#but im waayyyy too fucking nice. i wasn't pissed in the yelling way#i got pissed in the “how can i shame this 40+ year old in the most pathetic way possible?”#easy! patronize the fuck outta them#explain to them how to be nice like a fucking 6 year old#every adult HATES that. especially from someone younger than them <3#and i made it even better cuz while he was trying to bite at everyone. he was cooing and chittering and being cute to me#cuz yknow. I'm NICE TO ANIMALS#fuck that guest she's a bitch and an asshole and in some alternate universe she'll get ripped to shreds as I watch <3
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Me: Sorry, can't come eat today cause too headache!
Dad: All good, we'll reschedule. Well wishes
Dad, later: The Restaurant is sending well wishes!!
Dad, next day: Random Guy I've befriended during my travels and you met once for ~5min is sending well wishes!!
...I need to start acknowledging the casual hell I constantly exist in oO
#Hey Chitter why do you believe that info about you becomes common knowledge as soon as it has been said to a single member of a group?#it’s truly a mystery#yells at cloud#people cloud
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the english subtitles on the english dub of naruto shippuden are going to make me gnaw my own leg off
these SUCK so bad i saw jinchuriki spelled with a g when they spelled it right in the past 3 episodes. 0 editors on staff at hulu this nonsense is every episode
#i saw temari spelled with an e and almost yelled#how long have they been this bad#i watched subs last time i started watching and had no problems on hulu#wHy aRe yOU wAtChInG tHe ENgLiSh dUb#bc i enjoy the voice actors have u no love of nostalgia#naruto#naruto shippuden#chitter
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Idk why but very unseirous response to newest choater but when galacta knight learns he just threatned meta knights dad how would he react because i just giggled at that part just EBCAUSE of the mental image i had in my mind
Oh, you'll see.
Believe me, Gala doesn't always consider the consequences of his actions lol
#He just saw his boo getting yelled at and how the hecc dare this old man commit such a sin#Gonna be hard to ask for that hand good and proper with and introduction like that LMFAO#ASMR Chitter Chatter
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One thing I love about Bruce in this AU is just the absolute isolation he’s forced himself into. Before he has Robin especially, the people who really know him are Alfred and that is IT. He cannot go outside during daylight hours. He cannot talk to anyone. He cannot let himself be seen or understood or even comprehended. He made himself into a gun and he cannot be anything else. Other than Alfred, his only real communication is talking to himself. All his windows are drawn constantly so people cannot peek into the massive tower he lives in with a done or something and discover what he really is. Because they would never understand. They would be afraid. And they should. He is fear. He is vengeance. He is the night.
#batman fanfic#batman fic#the batman au#au#Batman AU#DC AU#chitter chatter#hahaha I got so dramatic#nobody else I know really cares about this stuff so I have to yell into this void to get it out#glad y’all like it tho!!!#thanks for following me Melvin
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[id: First post is a gif: real footage of two raccoons circling each other in a pond. Second post is a drawing of the koi fish from Avatar. End id.]
Avatar AU where Zhao shoves his hand in that koi pond and comes up with one of THESE
Look at these koi
#I trust I do not need to elaborate#Anyway that's how Sokka ends up with a living girlfriend who occasionally rifles through the trash#(but is VERY hygienic about cleaning the things she finds shut up Katara)#(he's going to eat this lovingly hand-made meal from his raccoon girlfriend if it kills him)#(Katara: it will)#And how Zuko ends up throwing a raccoon at Azula's face at the start of season two#And therefore spends the rest of the season yelling at and being yelled at by the angry raccoon on his shoulder#The Ocean: spends weeks tormenting Fire Nation royalty on their hilarious little raft#Paddling around and eating fish in front of them#Comes to watch the show at Azula's boat and gets SCRUFFED and YEETED#The Ocean:#Sokka: Yue why is your sky bff with the Fire Prince#RacooYue while sipping the tea that that nice old man Toph brought back to camp prepared for them: oh the Ocean?#Turns out he's an adrenaline junkie#Meanwhile Zuko shouting at the sky: SHOOT ME WITH LIGHTNING I DARE YOU#The Ocean Raccoon on his shoulder: DOUBLE DEER-DOG DARE YOU#(this is kindly translated for the audience from CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER by the subtitles)#(presumably Zuko never receives these translations but that doesn't stop his full on arguments with shoulder!Raccoon)#(it should be noted that RaccOcean falls in immediate cahoots with Toph)#(but that's a story for Season Three: The Melon Lord Moons the Fire Nation)#avatar the last airbender#atla
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i did not expect my new salesman to be aggressively an ally with a lesbian ex wife
#told him my pronouns and he yelled “YES!!!!” and proceeded to tell me all abt his ex and her new they/them wife#and how theyre still besties i just. this man is a golden retriever what the what#chitter
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If I ever interact with a personal post of yours in a way you don’t want me to have just yell at me bc I don’t have good filter or boundaries
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It feels like I have boulders in my chest right now
#chittering#im not really doing okay#and i want to speak to this person they might just yell or ignore me#story of my life it seems
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I feel like every scene with sally shes pissed off at him ?? Like obv parenting a demigod is stressful and she’s a good parent despite it but doesn’t he have any fond loving memories of her ..
#like she keeps yelling at him#pjo series#kestrel calls#chitter chatter#also they didn’t die in a bathtub 😭
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when characters get together too early in the book and you know things are going to go to shit
#if one of you chucklefucks mess this up…..#not pjo#chitter chatter#tea reads tag#especially because this is the day they almost died…. do NOT go back you fucking cowards!!!!#me yelling because they finally kissed vs me realizing im at 52% with nearly 7 hrs left
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