#beth talks

[beth500]

My friend the night of getting out of the hospital and her face is still numb: I feel like the hunchback of notre dame

Me: don't do my boy dirty like that.... he's much more handsome than you

I didn't even turn around to face her when I killed her with that line. Like she was behind me and I just answered

[restlessmaknae]

Added &TEAM and RIIZE to the taglist <3

[rosessmile]

so when did doctorrose become timepetals? I took a decadeish long break from the fandom and came back last year and everyone was calling it timepetals it's very cute when did that come about

[issylra]

The best part of waking up continues to be checking my tumblr, seeing the 99+ in my notifications, and knowing I'm about to read several very descriptive tags about Ferdinand Kingsley's chest hair.

[girlpash]

when the aloto twitter fandom migrates to tumblr and learns to make gifs and picspams, maybe the downfall of twitter will be worth it

[cheekbonered]

me in my car: oh my god these pedestrians arent even looking where they are going do they have a death wish?????

me as a pedestrian: i am king of da street

[agetwellcard]

someone explain why it’s so hard to get rid of a sugar addiction!!!!!! i just want a brownie !!!!

[luxbealady]

Shockwave unfortunately cool af. he has no right to be doing all that

[24-hours]

An Introduction

Hello there. I’m Mod Beth and I will be taking over during Mod Tori’s absence. I do all sources and the things I can do are on the pinned post. My pronouns are she/her. It’s a pleasure to begin creating for you all.

[beth500]

Your mom could if she wasn't a coward

I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

[beth500]

One of my favorite things about being a preschool teacher is getting to be the one to introduce kids to new music that slaps

One of the worst parts of being a preschool teacher is finding music that slaps and you know your kids will love but not being allowed to play it for them because it uses the hell word one (1) time

RIP to all the great songs that aren't specifically child songs that my preschoolers can't listen to because they're to young to hear the hell word once

[restlessmaknae]

Little PSA: I've deleted my Greek gods story with NCT because of Taeil's part, and took him out of my 'wait, it's a fanfic' story and changed his character for a non-related random Mr Kim

[rosessmile]

my timepetals hierarchy goes something like this

1. ninerose

2. tenrose

3. fifteenrose

4. twelverose

5. thirteenrose

6. elevenrose

but oooh my brain is conjuring up some interesting twelverose scenarios the more I look at peter capaldi

[issylra]

PSA for the people who bookmarked my bingo fills series on AO3: after 15 fics the tags on it were taking up half the page and I hated it with a fiery passion so it's now deleted.

Here's a Ferdie gif as an apology:

[nikosasakis]

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYONE IS ANYMORE

[cheekbonered]

friend told me recently that a guy in his office doesn't know the word for 'espresso' so he just refers to them as "hugo's little coffees" and now whenever my friend gets up from his seat everyone asks him if it's 'little coffee time'