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still planning on getting to those requests... and some additional ne related things later on (an animation planned, similar looping gif to my kitty one but i probably wont colour this new one) hopefully soon... then i may ghost again to return with a bunch of posts later... who knows! yippee :]
#i have had a REALLY interesting past month#got a job. actually lucked out and its a great location + management#failing two classes#realizing i SHOULD have declared a major last quarter#which i didnt realize bc i was a freshman and they dont usually tell freshman about it#(i could declare early bc i had a ton of credits from high school)#and my parents pay for college so i basically wasted their money. sorry guys :[#THEN i got a hyperfixation on some tech shit#wont go into details but i know more about operating systems than i ever cared to#got my first weed panic attack and genuinely thought i was going to die LMAO#it was less than 10 minutes that felt like 3 hours#besties DO NOT DO STUPID SHIT#if you think 'hmmm i didnt really feel that. i should take more next time' THAT IS THE DEVIL SPEAKING#INCREASE AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE#i am so stupid dont be like me!!!!! dont do drugs kids#also pro tip if youre ever smoking or whatever#and you get the thought 'oh god i overdose it was laced im poisoned im going to die'#and then you get visuals in your head of those things happening#YOU ARE DELUSIONAL and i mean this in a nice way if you can recognize that ur delusional then it goes away SOOO much faster#it was so weird bc after i realized this the anxious THOUGHTS went away but the sense of impending doom and physical anxiety symptoms like#rapid heart rate DIDNT go away for like. over 30 minutes#it was so fucking funny i was sitting there like 'why are you panicking. you are being so cringe rn'#well i can laugh about it now. dont be stupid guys#OH and i got time off frlom work to visit my family#which is very epic#TWO WEEKS to hang out w my dogs#pro tip you should keep CBD or black peppercorn in your room if possible bc that will help kill the 'im going to die' feeling faster#also just dont be a moron to begin with and take twice as much as you ever have before#(I AM STUPID)#and have water prepared bc the dry mouth was almost worse than the anxiety
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stage play of tma but everyone named michael is played by the same actor
#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#michael shelley#michael distortion#mike crew#how the hell do you spell the other guys name#im crazy help#this is of course only commented on by avatars of the eye#and even then elias doesnt seem to give much of a shit#but it is causing a lot of distress to jon#mikaele salesa#shout to the bestie who told me#i may be stupid but we got there
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being loveless does suck sometimes but less bc of some "ohnooo I'll never be able to loooove what will I ever doooo" bs but because how the hell do you tell the ppl around you that you view all relationships as business transactions where the currency is care and support and the reward is trust? How do you tell someone "hey so I could not care less about you as a person but also I enjoy every second we spend together and I'd fight the universe for you if you asked and if you ever disappeared I probably wouldn't miss you but I'd still cry for all the things we never got to experience together" without being the asshole?
#loveless#loveless apl#loveless aplatonic#aplatonic#aplspec#loveless aro#loveless aromantic#so many times i find myself believing im a shitty person#for not being emotionally invested in others#i find it genuinely hard to truly care for other ppl#but it's like i do wanna help and support you!! i do wanna be there for you#and do stupid shit with you!!#id do anything a good friendship requires from me!!#and yet it never feels enough bc the needed emotions aren't behind the acts#not enough that i do it bc i wanna. not enough if it's not out of love#and like how could i blame them for it? how else would they react to#'hey i literally don't care about you. let's hang out anyway'?#(bestie if ur reading this. im sorry...?)#queer stuff
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i think zuko's dry, sarcastic sense of humour is not used enough in fics. ppl always write him as being totally inept at humour (which like. he kind of is... ) but ALSO he's like damn ur gf died and became the moon? rip. yeah sure sokka let's leave appa in the reputable sky bison day care at the notorious prison im sure this will end well. yes aang katara and i will be sure to take a 101 spirituality class while hunting down the killer of katara's mum
#LET HIM OUUUTTT!!#listen can he do like... normal jokes? no.#sarcasm tho? u bet!#zuko#its my hc that when he becomes fire lord it gets so much worse lol#someone says some dumb shit to him and zuko is like#*cracks knuckles* ask stupid questions get stupid answers#its why he and sokka become besties#when sokka realises zuko's brand of humour its over for everyone#atla#avatar the last airbender
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lestappen playing padel publicly… rbr and christian posting lestappen content… openly supporting their friendship all of a sudden… do you think christian horner sent max on an extraction mission
#christian was like contract offers are not enough we need to lure him with vibes and fun hehes#do you think Christian has max texting Charles shit like tough luck mate 😔 if only you had a team that supported you 😔#you can’t convince me that there isn’t a second (or third???) campaign push to poach Charles going on rn#like if there isn’t one after that race idk what rbr is doing#get him while he’s weak Christian!!!!! send the bestie you’re gift wrapping for him to get the job done!!#rbr charles#the agenda is here it’s present I’m living and dying by it#Ik some of y’all think rbr would be horrible to him but frankly I don’t think they’re that stupid tactically#their pr game is better than most at the very least they wouldn’t want the horrendous optics#and lbr the narrative of stealing Ferraris golden boy and treating him better goes crazy#that’s the sort of ego rush diabolical marketing rbr thrives on#i mean. look at daniel#charles leclerc#f1#lestappen#red bull racing#*delphi
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a typical thursday
[+ a lil bonus below ✨]
i couldn't be at peace until I drew it sorry-
Xor belongs to @snailsnaps and Nova belongs to me (obvi ajsjsj)
#eheheheh shenanigans#no but i cannot express how much nova actually does want a laugh (he's a contrary lil shit who wants to subvert expectations /affectionate)#i said i was gonna draw them again 😌#if i said i already had other stuff sketched/brainstormed#the BRAINROT it has it's HOOKS IN ME#look at those besties go#they enable eachother to do stupid shit#and i adore them for it#(hope that doesn't bite them in the ass one day- *door is slammed on my fingers*)#silly lil doodle comic for silly lil creatures#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt fanart#my art#tmnt#explodingstar art#rottmnt nova#rottmna xor#rise nova#rise xor#tmnt oc#rise oc#turtlesona#risesona#so i consumed a large cup of horchata while drawing this and i can feel the sugar in my bones#unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#rottmnt comic
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If ur romantic f/o has any siblings, they're ur in law(s) now!!! How do you feel about them? How do they feel about you? What does your f/o think about you guys? Do you hate eachother, or are you friends?
#selfship#selfship community#self shipping#fictional other#selfship imagines#sort of#idk what tags to use aaaa#hope people see this post tho#i really wanna get more integrated into the selfship community cause i just like. reblog stuff#i wanna b friends with people!! if anyone is looking for selfship mutuals hmu#its probably cause i dont make much actual content. i should draw more stuff#but anyway about the actual topic of the post dgfjgkd#this came up for me cause i was thinking about leo and was like hey if hes markus's brother doesnt that make him my brother in law#and i was like :0#fuck yeah we'd vibe so well together fr!!#im convinced we'd be besties even if i wasnt in love with his brother#we both got that tboy swag ykwim#platonic t4t? is that a thing? idk#but yeah we'd get along great. markus would be happy about it too until we started doing some stupid shit then he'll regret everything#i also have brother in laws on connors end w nines and sixty#honestly. i think realistically id be scared of sixty#he'd torment me i know he would#if i yawned around him he'd stick his finger down my throat#fucking spawn of satan#nines would be very different#i think it might be a bit awkward at first bc. youre sticking two bitches with social anxiety in a room together#one of which barely speaks#but i think eventually we'd get along just fine :D#id prolly enjoy going shopping with them. nines just feels like a good person to shop with#maybe ill make a post for parental in laws too cause i havent thought about hank and carl as much
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this sucks im sorry
#smtiv#thing i made#the below image is everyone reacting to me making this#so sorry to my bestie flynn for making him constantly do stupid shit i still love you king
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Devastating news: my brother is a normal person. It doesn't run in the family, I'm just a weird freak for no reason
#i'm exaggerating but not that much. my parents are like that because they're in their 50s. they were young adults once#okay so my brother. 18 years of age. just started his fancy higher studies in maths. tiny baby goatee he's not shaving.#went to a friend's week long birthday party in a house in the countryside#made out with a girl there?? apparently???#started drinking alcohol. and has now been going out longer and more frequently and sleeping at other people's places#and bestie. let me tell you. i was never doing any of that shit. in fact i am not doing any of that still and i'm a few years older#i don't go out much. i have like four or five friends at all times tops. i certainly don't come back late or god forbid sleep over#never drunk alcohol (don't want to. i could! i just don't. i'm the sober idiot in the corner when everyone else is drunk)#never kissed anyone or had a partner or anything of the sort#he decided to sleep over at midnight?? with zero preparation??#buddy it would have to be pouring acid rain for me to have an unplanned sleepover#without my toothbrush? my pyjama? my phone charger? my plushies? possibly my own pillow/blanket? be for real#my brother is a normal teenager/young adults with a social life and no weird hangup about romance and alcohol and spontaneity#and i'm some kind of freak i guess. having a normal time#older sister girlfailure forever i suppose. how the fuck do i feel like my younger brother is cooler and more normal than me???#i don't even want to be like that i like myself i thought i left all this stupid unfounded insecurity behind with school!!#arghhhhhh#wow i have a ramble tag now
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Art for Pride Day 15: "Beach"
#Pride month#Pride 2024#Pride#LGBTQ#Digital art#Oc#Oc art#Summer 2024#Theyre watching their friends do stupid shit#Lighting :3#The duality of man#What besties#What moods
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in general i think im really tired of kirby antagonists that are like “ohhhh this is the main antagonist- actually they’re just being possessed and they’re not actually responsible for their actions at all”
#…. i think thats why fanon dedede has started to annoy me sm sorryyyyyyyy#but really its just annoying seeing people get hostile towards any interpretation of dedede thats not kirbys bestie or dad#and that he was only ever antagonistic because he was possessed#like no he sucked before and he slowly improved and helped kirby of his own accord later! theres a character arc!#and hes a rival to kirby and will fight him but he’ll fight for the greater good too#leongar was eh to me because i saw his deal coming from a mile away. i knew he was gonna be the decoy antagonist as soon as he was onscreen#i knew it was gonna be a corruption scenario again so i just didnt bother getting attached because i already knew his full arc#i think hyness is the one who truly irritates me the most though because hes the most disrespectful one and it weakens the whole game for me#like. i get what they were doing. the friend hearts purify everyone and bring out the best in everyone#and i dont really care for stuff thats like ‘these are Fundamentally Bad people and these are Fundamentally Good people’’#but god damn it you dont even play as the stupid motherfucker. cant he be the ONE example of someone you cant chuck a heart at?#we already get something satisfying in the ‘’we can save the worst people’’ department with the void battle#why cant kirby just offer the heart to hyness only for hyness to bitterly reject it and fly off#i wouldnt be this irritated if hyness wasnt portrayed as a literal abuser?? someone who takes advantage of other peoples love for him?#his boss fight literally reflects this with how he forcibly controls the mage sisters and uses their bodies as weapons and forces them into#friend attack combos against their will. he is someone using the jamba hearts power to use the people around him#it wouldve been so potent and harrowing to leave his character on that note. but nah he was also corrupted or whatever and hes Fundamentally#Good. dont think about it!#hes also way too similar to haltmann again which just rubs salt in the wound for me. except this time he doesnt die horribly. yay.#like goddamn at least susie wasnt literally being abused by haltmann. she was there of her own accord and had her own motives#like i dont find it tragic when zan is desperately trying to save hyness and bring him back or whatever. i think she should get the fuck out#i find it tragic for HER and not in the way the game intended#im aware im talking about a game for 5 year olds but still. if they were gonna try to tackle heavy shit then they should commit#or at least play it like the dark matter trilogy when the stories werent as insane#echoed voice
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None of ya’ll will ever know the sheer amount of workshopping and peer review that goes into these stupid memes. ISTG.
#I have forced this story on like six IRL friends#who do not give a shit about AFTG#But by GOD they're gonna help me figure out stupid jokes#My friend who lives in the same Apartment complex as me: Did u just hear gunshots?#Me: I assume firework until cop car but what about this meme for part 22?#Friend: Yeah I guess it is memorial weekend. It's okay but I think XX meme could convey it better#Me: Ur so right bestie#Fic Writing problems#Also to be clear#I do want you all to imagine me in a lab coat pondering the best possible meme#I have beakers#I have bunsen burners#I have safety goggles
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tell me about your correct opinions. I love hearing opinions...
Honestly I can't think of any specifics rn hdggjndg I just know I am a Nishikiyama Understander. I think one off the top of my head is that yes, he's clearly more emotional than others, but he is not remarkably so and he is NOT a 'crybaby'. Like every time he's cried on screen it's been for very understandable reasons and in highly emotional situations.
Or the idea that him not reciprocating Reina's feelings is like, an inherent character flaw??
#smol responds#dont get me started on k_zum_ji i will appear to be such a hater and im NOT i SWEAR its just i dont think theyre built for a cutesy domesti#relationship theyre FUCKED okay aaaand im gonna shut up they WILL kill me xgmdkg#also my opinions on the first half of the ship on his own cause like i KNOW he's beloved i KNOW his heart is in the right place but GODDDDD#HE PISSES ME OFFFFF and part of my frustration comes from the fact I recognise myself in him and it hurts man!!! We Cannot Keep Doing This!#Maybe one day I'll collect my Discord ramblings together fsjjf also i realise how full of myself i sound??#in that im not just a Fan but an Understander cause i do feel there's a difference. Its like with my bestie she loves this one character#and other people call themselves the no. 1 fan and i believe em i think she's the true Understander though yknow?#classic 'i love this guy AND i see how he really sucks and i love that' and she says im the same with Nishiki#I see his flaws man and i get em i SEE where he got this from but im bot disliking him as some 'incel niceguy' like its not a common take#but ive seen it a couple times and im like are you stupid??? hes not some wifebeater?? are you daft?? no he shouldnt have slapped her#but if your takeaway from that is 'he hates women' or some shit you might be a fool. Shoutout Atanx for that very correct post a while back#sorry turns out i DO have opinions lmao basically Nishiki Is Mine Yall Cant Have Him zfhzfn#WAIT MY MIREI OPINIONS- [i am dragged away once more]
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hey how much is sapnap and matpat in the new tommyinnit video, i want to watch but i don't really want to see them
Matpat isn't in it. Sapnap is but it's just Tommy seeing him coming out of a store, asking if he's fucked up mentally, sapnap says no and Tommy is like "nice seeing you" very dryly and sarcasticly, and leaves. A lot of people say Tommy was being a bitch to him on purpose but he has autism and I ALSO have autism so....idfk
#asks#also the matpat thing is prob just personal preference BUT in case it isn't#he's....fine. I've heard people call him transphobic and i have no idea what the fuck they're talking about?? he's outspokenly an ally and#his cohost on gt live is nonbinary??? he includes nonbinary options in all of his gener surveys????#i think it's literally just because of his videos when he was in college and didn't “get” trans people but he LEARNED. and he learned fast#every accusation I've seen against him was either old#bullshit/made up#or purposely bad faith (like the pope thing??? he literally gave the pope a video game because he wanted to give him something that#represented the video game community while also having a kind message because it's traditional to bring gifts representing your community#and people act like it was a pusposeful intent to be cruel and evil and overshadow real genocide or something??? i read a rant on it and wa#like#...THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU ALREADY HATE HIM AND ASSUME HE HAD BAD INTENT.#They hated him FIRST and then tried to justify it.#it's so dumb???!! it's so dumb. what the fuck#people also call him ableist and that's just as stupid and i- i need to stop my point is. free him he's literally just a normal guy#a normal guy who learns stuff over time?? like humans do????? and grows as a person?????#fuck twitter and fuck cancel culture. matpat rocks and i think he's fucking cool as shit. FUCK#matpat...strokes the screen....matpat I'm so sorry for what they did to you oh my godddddd#matty patty.....matty patty I'm so sorryyyyy#pookie I'm so sorry for what they said abt u I'll avenge u i prommy <3 ur so slayyy literally so slay don't let the h8ers get you DOWNNN om#he's a legend and he's genuinely not an asshole he's just kind of a himbo dumbass who has to have ash explain to him what a tumblr sexyman#is. he's just out of touch if you explalin to him he'll go “oh okay!!! i support you!!”#HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!!!!!!!! RAAASGUGUUHHHHH#matpat supporter i am a matpat supporter i am a matpat fan and bestie#he's my little blorbo he's my silly little guy my dumb theory man#you're allowed to hate him idc i just don't think saying he's an irredeemable monster who needs to be beaten up is fair.#you could say#.... he's “annoying at first”#get it? but yeah i think “i find him annoying and hate him personally” is fine but “he's evil and actually morally duplicitous” is unfair.
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me and my friend have both gotten with the same guy at least once over the course of coming to uni which is all very funny between us two until she breaks the sacred code and i wake up to him IN MY FUCKING FLAT
#i got woken up at like 4am last night bc she came home from uni and I could HEAR that she had a lad with her#but I was so out of it i think I convinved myself it didn’t actually happen#now I’ve been awake on tiktok for a bit and our walls are STUPID thin#and I heard her waking up (slowly lmao bestie is going through it today) and out of nowhere I just hear a boy’s voice#LITERAL JUMPSCARE#and I was like… that’s not matt surely…#she’s doing this to spite me I’m sure of it#like a couple weeks ago she went on a course trip to new york with him#and she rang me at one point bc there was drama and halfway through the phone call she GAVE THE PHONE TO HIM#IT WAS MIDNIGHT HERE. I LOOKED LIKE SHIT#AND NOW HES IN HER FUCKING ROOM#the way we are passing this boy around. slutty of him tbh#hella goes to uni
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i want to make divorce jokes sooo bad but i've sworn off of it. i'm a changed person. zap me if i make divorce jokes.
#lizz.txt#this is about squiffer btw. i want everyone to know that we're happily married again and frolicking in the fields#it is soo unbelievably fun to play squiffer again i cant believe i left her. never again#but guys why is it that my gut thought for things almost always DIVORCE JOKES I NEED TO STOP!!!!#me the other day when colors were hard: 'i want to divorce the color blue. orange is my new bestie' (me: STOP THINKING IN DIVORCE)#if you have any funny substitutes to divorce please tell me. i have been making divorce jokes since 2019.#like what do i say that i want to throw the color blue in a blender and hope it comes back changed or smthn?? idk man this is hard#EDIT: I MAY BE STUPID#guy who will say anything is their wife: “why do i make divorce jokes when i decide im not having this shit??”#thank you to my friend who immediately messaged me after i made this post
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