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jeongwife · 3 years ago

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now imagine being besties/an unofficial couple with dino and one day he decides to surprise you to a cheesy decorated hotel room where he officially asks you to be his gf😭 he'd fuck like crazy that night but would have to say "shh, you can't be too loud" - 🫂

🫂 ANON YOUR MIND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD STAYCATION WITH CHAN I AM SO WEAK AND UNWELL THINKING ABOUT THIS 💗💀💗💀🥺💀🥺😍🍞🥺🥰🥺🥰😠🥺💔🥰🥺‼️🥺✨🤙🪦😻🥺😩❤️⚰️🍞🥺🍞🪦🍞🪦😠😵‍💫😍🍞🍞😭😵‍💫🤙😵‍💫🥰💗🤙💗😻💗🥰😭🍞💗🍞⚰️😵‍💫🥺😩❤️🍞❤️🍞🍞😠💀🤨💔💔❤️😠 I’M FUCKING SOBBING YOU CAN ASK RYU SHE WITNESSED MY BRAINROT OVER THIS ASK

chan covers your eyes with his hands as he leads you into the room, careful not to let you bump into anything because he’s sweet like that :( when he lets you open your eyes, you’re greeted with a hotel room overlooking the sea, heart-shaped balloons of soft pastel strewn all around the room, rose petals on the bed, and he’s standing in front of you holding the biggest bouquet of roses you’ve seen in your entire life ☹️ “i’ve wanted to do this for the longest time,” chan admits sheepishly, not quite able to meet your eyes as you stare at him in both adoration and shock, “but you make me so happy and i want to be with you officially, if you’ll have me… will you be my girlfriend, officially?” he’s over the moon when you immediately throw your arms around his neck, hugging him tightly and nuzzling your face into his neck as you mumble ‘yes’ over and over again. you’d think he’d just proposed from how relieved and happy he is, but he just loves you a lot and feels like the luckiest person in the world to know you feel the same way for him ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

he’d go absolutely insane with sex that night, wanting to bring you as much pleasure as possible until you’re quite literally sobbing from how good everything feels. but he can’t bring himself to stop because you feel so good and he loves you so much and wants to show it to you ;-; he won’t stop until you’re spent, finding your moans and gasps and sobs the prettiest sounds he’s ever heard as he fucks you into the mattress, his cock filling you up perfectly with every thrust as a mixture of both your cum drips down your inner thighs. everything feels sticky and wet, but neither of you care as chan grips your hips tighter to pull you back onto his cock, groaning at the way your walls clench around him as you whine loudly. “shhhh, baby, not so loud,” chan coos in your ear, never letting up on the intensity of his thrusts as your body trembles underneath him, “can’t have people next door hearing my pretty baby’s noises, or we’ll get in trouble. or do you want that, hm? want to be so loud for me that we get noise complaints? is it because i’m fucking you too good?” you can barely answer him when his tip nudges against your sweet spot, reduced to incoherent babbles as all your brain can think about is more, more, more. “can’t answer me?” chan teases, landing a slap to your ass and grinning when you squeal, “it’s okay, baby. i know it feels good, only i can make you feel this good, yeah?”

UNWELL I AM UNWELL OH MY GOD — admin lily </3

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lavender-annd-lilac · 2 years ago

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Ok I’ve been listening to my 💅sassy ass Ru Paul playlist for most of the day, and I didn’t realize how much it affected my mood until I gave this a re-read and was like, wow, I really just went for everyone huh 🤔😅

So ya…. I might come off as angry and belligerent, but that’s actually me at my 🥳 most joyous. 😂

I was having the time of my life reading this and just stomping the heck out of everyone in my mind…snatching wigs left and right….basically being the living embodiment of Joseph Gordon Levitt in this gif:

That’s like, a normal daydream fantasy right?

Also Me after reading this fic: ma’am this is a Wendy’s I’m going to need u to put any references to dogs near the end of the fic, or make the dog a chihuahua bc if u front load the fic with a single mention of a dog, that’s going to be an issue for me 🥺

Why??? B/c this is the kind of person I am irl:

“Loretta, let me sleep,” you warn the family Great Pyrenees.

Great Pyrenees 😯

Great Pyrenees 🥹

Great Pyrenees 😍

“I sit on the back of a truck selling peaches and honey. It’s not that important.”

Great Pyrenees 🥰

and Hal gives you that boyish grin, and head wave. Thankfully he couldn’t see you roll your eyes from this distance.

Great Pyrenees😊… oh huh?? Right, anyway….

Lol for some reason at this part I was thinking of like a reverse Wuthering Heights where the dad brings home an orphan (Heathcliff) but instead of falling in love with him Cathy just hates his guts lmao 🤣

“Gotta jar up the honey,”

Wait does she do the whole thing where u smoke the bees and stuff??? Metal as heck 🤙That’s terrifying to me tho…like, I could never 😳

you grab up a biscuit, and smile towards Loretta, “Your help should really earn her keep. Dad and Hal are hard at work.

Great Pyrenees 😌

you need to also oversee the general store.

Me: General Store 🫡

To no one’s surprise the general store was dead.

He should get the 21 gun salute for his service to the country 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🫡

Taking a bite of the peach as you start to write about the odd and quirky little town you lived in.

Me: yeah… I’d like to do that someday in the future…

Someday in the future :

“You the only one here?”

Me, always ready to be suspicious and hostile:

*reloads shotgun*

*turns on one of those spinning baby mobile things I rigged up at the back of the truck with like 6 laser pointers attached so it looks like a team of snipers are taking aim*

Me: “who’s asking“😒

“What cha got there?”

Me, bluffing, and doesn’t even have anything illegal on my person: are you a cop?? You’re legally obligated to tell me if you’re a cop 🤨

His arm reaches behind you to a jar of honey,

…triggering one of the 19 bear traps I have strategically placed on the shelves

D&D taught me well. My dungeon master would be proud 🥲

Might I entice you with some freshly picked unpoisoned peaches? They’re definitely not poisoned delicious on the grill, and drizzle on some of the honey, which is also definitely not poisoned

🤫

“I was needing to order some things as well? Building supplies,”

Me, still extremely suspicious, telepathing to my Great Pyrenees❤️ who is probably miles away on the farm: ok bestie, it’s do or die time. I have to use the super dangerous but also 100% infallible technique for identifying cops. If you don’t see me again….you were the best girl 😭

My Great Pyrenees: blissfully unaware just hanging out on the farm

Me *takes a deep breath*: Copsayswhat

Customer: What? Sorry didn’t catch that

Me: GOTCHA, sucker 😎 *chuckles* works every time 😏

*triumphantly steps inside and closes the back of the truck in their face. Then proceeds to play Mario Kart or something for the rest of the day b/c I can’t drive myself home*

30 seconds later:

Me, opening the back of the truck again with a megaphone in hand: AND FURTHER MORE, how come if guys end a sentence with a question mark/ upwards inflection it’s not a big deal? Like literally not even an issue? But when girls do it? It’s UPTALK? And we’re like, valley girls???? What up with that????

*Shuts the back of the truck again*

My parents when they come to drive the truck home: Hello daughter. Did you sell anything today?

Me: how about I tell you what I didn’t sell instead? MY SOUL. I DIDN’T SELL MY SOUL TO CAPITALISM!! How about that huh???? 😤😤😤

Parents: *not even angry, just exasperated* …I wish we could still send you to summer camp or something 😩

“You from here? Or just passing through? We get a few traveling builders around here, and they don’t tend to last long.”

Idk why tho. You’d think that we were selling like, poisoned peaches and honey here they way people just keep dropping dead 💀. We’re not selling anything poison btw 🙃. Haha ha ha

His eyes move around the store, before looking back at you, “Time stands still here doesn’t it.”

Dude… I’m like crying laughing bc this reminds me of that vanity fair article written by the guy that was creepily obsessed with Margo Robbie where he says stuff like, “Australia is America 50 years ago, sunny and slow”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/07/margot-robbie-cover-story

THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨 this is a real Vanity Fair article written by an adult man 😰😰😰

he lets out a sigh of relief when he discovers you are in fact legal,

… I legit don’t even know if this is a red flag or not lmao like on the one hand… never mind, let’s just move on 😅

Here, you can fill it out?

The form I would give:

dribble of the amber liquid that drifts down his neck, pooling at his white t-shirt.

Me: … Why can’t anyone eat or drink with their mouths closed? Is the genetic pool here shallow af or what

You’re thinking of Tilley Bend. Devil’s Den is where a group of witches danced around in a circle, and opened a portal up to hell.

Me: u don’t say… very interesting 🤔

*opens up my coven group chat*

SISTERS, who wants to go on a road trip?🤠🤠🤠 heard there’s a gnarly portal around here

Of course, that’s nothing but those superstitious old women who make sure to cross the air when a black cat crosses their path.

Smh this guy seems like someone who dismisses “old wives tales” 😒

well guess what son, u know why the wives are old? Bc they listened to each others warnings and SURVIVED.

U don’t hear ppl say “old husbands tales” do u? Yeah, bc those fools prob got eaten by mermaids or some shit.

The 60 y/o man that was just trying to make friendly conversation: … did u just call me son?

Me: well, you’re not my father but maybe you’d prefer to be the Holy Spirit?

*reloads shotgun*

The YELP reviews for my shop:

You wouldn’t be like that would you?

Lol, check out Chief Magistrate William Stoughton over here 🙄 this guy wants to bring back the Court of Oyer and Terminer or what?

The temperature must be rising because you were sweating.

Me, secretly a witch: damn they better not allow spectral evidence in court 👻

(Note: guess who has 2 thumbs and recently listened to like 7h of podcasts about the Salem Witch trialsssss 😃)

Well, maybe I’ll see you around then…” he waits for you to drop your name,

Me: lol nice try *cackles and continues spinning straw into gold in the corner* (hahah see what I did there!! It’s a callback!!!)

He was more than those silly little boys around town.

The heck??? He’s more what??? More of a waste of space??

Sis, all this washed up C-tier ex-athlete did was throw shade at witches and old women😒 He can’t even drink tea properly without a sippy cup. Pls….Think of your Great Pyrenees 😭 she deserves better than this

“Now, make sure that you check in with Hal everyday,”

???????? Is she not the heir apparent to this peach and honey empire? Why does she have to check in with the help???

*realizes I’m becoming Ransom Drysdale* 😬😬😬 *immediate checks my privilege* 🤐🤐🤐 lmao

Can’t I just close the store on Saturday’s, too? It’s a lot for one person.

No girl, u can’t!!😥 Someone has to stand their ground against Jeff Bezos, and it isn’t Sears, and it isn’t Toys R Us 😵‍💫 it’s gotta be u

“Alan, she’s twenty years old. Let her have her summer. Work on her book, and yes, Saturday’s can be off. Even Hal gets off on the weekends.

Ok wait, ur telling me this random uh… valued employee gets weekends off but their own daughter doesn’t??? What kind of Cinderella and her evil stepsisters situation is this?

🤨

This is like the opposite of Knives Out. This is like, Knives In. Knives in the back of your own flesh and blood 🔪🔪🔪🩸 Et tu, Brute? 😖😖😖can’t believe they are making her work like that smh

Laying on the couch, your hand barely petting on the dog

My mood swinging all the way back around: actually… U know what, maybe she doesn’t deserve weekends off. If I had a dog, I would consider it an honour and a privilege to pet her 25/8 😤😤

Hell’s Hollar wasn’t far. And if Cole was working, he might want some tea, and a picnic

Lol go up there with a ghostface mask and scare the shit out of him 😈 we’ll see who’s the superstitious old woman when he’s running for his life 😱😏

You swore he was literally plucked out of your dreams.

Me: wait let me try!!! I can do it too!!! *Rummages around randomly in my dreams*

Oh… wait this isn’t even in my size dammnit 😤😤😤

“I don’t know why, but I felt like you might want some food?”

There are better ways to test if someone is an android. Like, idk, a captcha. Or a blowtorch to the face🤷‍♀️

“I brought some sandwiches, but also, some Brie. It tastes good with the honey, and there’s some chips, and I wanted to bring some homemade ice cream, I make the best. Memama has the best recipe, so I shouldn’t take credit, but add that to some peach cobbler, it’s to die for. So instead, there’s some brown butter Rice Krispie treats. Made them this morning.”

Wow she’s really going all out huh. I’d be like ya uh…here’s an open package of saltines and a babybel cheese I found at the back of the fridge. Pls sign this waiver that absolves me of any legal responsibility if u happen to get food poisoning

Also like… the creepy neighbour lady from Rosemary’s baby didn’t even give Rosemary anything close to this kind of spread….

And the stakes were MUCH higher. We’re talking the actual spawn of Satan (bless our dark lord Baphomet 🐐), and all Rosemary got was some chalky tasting chocolate mouse pudding thing. 🤢

Personally, I would not bring all this nice food for ANYONE. Unless they were a Great Pyrenees.

you drizzle a bit of honey on a wedge of Brie before popping it in your mouth

Me, the pickiest eater: Wait, the rind too?? Hmm… probably eats the crusts on bread and pizza as well. Not for me, but I deeply respect that.👍

Cole wipes it with his finger, and stuffs the thick liquid into his mouth without thinking

Me, a germaphobe: did u even wash/Purell(TM) your hands you barbarian??? Patient zero over here about to bring back the bubonic plague 🧟‍♂️😒😒😒

Ooooooh that was so fun!!! I feel like this is supposed to be romantic and I definitely got that vibe, but like, decided to sidestep and offer an alternative commentary 😅

Also I love how I’m like 10x more critical of this Cole Turner who has done 0 things wrong than of the other Cole who literally does everything wrong.

Maybe I just have a knack for seeing/imagining the worst in people, and if they’re already written as a sleazy cheating ass ho, then there’s not much for me to add, u know?? 😂😂😂

Stained Like Georgia Clay, Part 1

Summary: as fate would have it, you meet someone new, just as your parents go out of town.

Pairings: Cole Turner X Reader

Rating: fluff

Warnings: none yet, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 2.3K

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