#best party drinks

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

[texasbama]

[forsoobado137]

I think it's funny that America isn't allowed to drink because of the USA age limit. He probably goes on a whole spiel when he's denied alcohol.

"Dude, i'm literally over 400 years old! I am literally the United freaking States! I fought in the revolution and the World Wars! I can do whatever the hell I want! It's just a little whiskey... :("

But unfortunately, since he's like a public figure, everyone knows how old he is physically (and mentally). So it never works. Luckily, he can be the hero by being the designated driver. So at least there's a silver lining.

[lakeheadlyricist]

this panel is everything to me. in a sticky situation, every single party member is looking to laios for guidance and leadership— but laios is looking to marcille

[wof-reworked]

This might not be a new idea, but do you think that RainWings would be bartenders? Cause I TOTALLY think they would be. With all their rainforest fruit that could be fermented, who knows what boozy ass drinks they've come up with?

Also drunk dragons are really funny to me lol

OH YOU KNOW IT BAYBEEEE

Rainwings feel like they'd create some fucking BANGER drinks. like knock-you-on-your-ass-if-you-haven't-grown-up-with-it drinks. A drunk Rainwing would be quite a sight, I can't imagine their "composure" of color sticking after a few good drinks, but I don't think it'd be a clear read- just this watercolor painting of shifting whorls of color as each thought registers with 100% sincerity and totality. Rainwings party hard, this is an undeniable fact

Rainwing bartenders probably wouldn't be a full time job but I imagine a "party planner" role being something that comes up in Rainwing life. Probably before major events or for parties they would temporarily jump the fruit queue, so to speak, and have a bit of social currency/power for setting up the party. In a flight without much power struggle/economy, I think a good bartender is as much a respectable position and authority in Rainwing matters as the main gardeners or builders. I also would imagine they would have a building or area for fermenting drinks.

[ferrettooth]

I wasn't in love with him!!! I know everyone thought i was!! But i wasn't!! *guy who drank his bathwater and masturbated on his grave voice*

[pushing500]

Well, I mean... She's going to be psychite dependent when she's older anyway, so... Still, she is two, Blackdragon. You could have "grabbed a beer" with anyone else except Bella or Pro and it would have been fine.

The psychite tea did send Dire Wolf into a fit of giggling as she drew on the floor. I like to imagine she was drawing her family <3

Blackdragon makes his chores more interesting by pretending he's a badass dinosaur tamer, I won't accept any other explanation.

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[kavalyera]

Rip to that Italian twink they hailed as New York prince but V’s gotta serve okay. this is the only time her hair isn’t slicked back to perfection. and also her only time wearing a dress she’s a suits girl forever

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the tea with this vacation? What's good, what are the vibes?

[setaflow]

Man. I am so goddamn tired.

[hella1975]

just think this time tomorrow ill be publicly indecent in a spoons somewhere. i am so strong

[leonardoeatscarrots]

Sometimes I forget that I made a Puppet History parody for a presentation in my forensics class about the Rasputin Assasination

Obviously it was dramatized to some extent due to attempting to make it appealing to the audience and dealing with time restrictions

And it was, in fact, apeshit hilarious

The script was 100% written by me, but I'd still like to go back and tweak it a bit so I can give a Lil presentation to my buddies

[saradoingthings]

friday night 🪐✨

[chiisana-lion]

CEC’s 1st year idols. you agree. reblog

[newvegascowboy]

charthur......is a good ship

[martyrbat]

no one cares but imo. literally why does it matter if someone goes to a club or not lol

i dont live anywhere near them, im poor and live in a very rural and isolated area and i have shit that makes clubs in general not ideal. social anxiety, autism and sensory issues, photosensitive epilepsy, physical disabilities, immunocompromised. it doesn't matter, i shouldn't have to justify or explain why im 9/10 never going to a club and that im fine with it

but some people throwing around its a crucial life event/rite of passage to adulthood is gross. for people like me, its a giant health risk and something i CANT do. making it sound like youre missing out on life for not participating in something is just gross and feels slightly ableist, even if you have good intentions and thats not where its coming from.

also like... i promise someone having anxiety and being kinda pressured/internalizing that shame and going to a social thing where theyre told theyre supposed to be enjoying themselves is almost a full guarantee it'll just make it worse. you can easily say ‘i love clubbing, here's some things that may make it easier for others to try it’ or whatever. like making it more inviting and less intimidating is 1000% better than just bashing someone for not going lmao