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echotome · 2 months ago
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Fields of Asphodel out TODAY on Steam
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Get it while it's on sale!
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styupidbech · 1 year ago
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The Funhouse IF
✿~There’s a house at the edge of the street,~✿
✿~Where the Funny Ones gather and meet…~✿
The Funhouse is an upcoming 16+ Twine game largely inspired by Alice in Wonderland and similar whimsical works.
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You play as a soul lost in a grand house. You must traverse its halls and rooms to gather the fragments of your memories, all while dealing with the many strange creatures inhabiting the house.
Who are you? What’s this house? How did it come to be?
And where is the way out?
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㋡ Play as someone who’s trying to find themselves and their former self.
㋡ Build bridges or burn them and find out more about the house as you go.
㋡ Romance your own imaginary friend.
㋡ Meet a cast of (possibly) deranged and (definitely) unhinged characters.
㋡ Pave your way towards the exit – the road there is longer than you might think.
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👻Mr. Lopkins – a ghost with an existential crisis – or a mid-death crisis, perhaps? He doesn’t seem to know when or how he died, but the knife etched into his form at least gives a good clue as to how it might have happened. Cheery but miserable, he soars through the house’s halls, all too aware that the real prison is his own mind.
🧸 Bunny Bear – a talking, walking, stuffed animal who is sewn together from parts of a bunny plushie and a teddy bear. It clings to you like a parasite. But don’t point that out…you’ll embarrass them.
👤The Invisible Person – do they even exist? You think so, but they’re invisible, so there’s no way to tell. Maybe they’re just part of your imagination? But then again, why would your imagination berate you so much for your supposedly “stupid choices”?
And many more to come!
Demo TBA.
Currently 15.000+ words!!
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telebeast · 2 months ago
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unoriginal joke
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jenjen4280 · 3 months ago
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
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Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
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dsm--v · 3 months ago
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i love hamburgers !!!!!!!! 😁
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jellyjamheadobb · 7 months ago
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monsieurenjlolras · 4 months ago
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
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dredsina · 6 months ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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maplewozapi · 3 months ago
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Native Miku🩷😆😆😆
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nathsketch · 2 months ago
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Devastating news today. Sorry to have to post these drawings in these circumstances 🥺
I love her a lot, she will be deeply, deeply missed 😔
Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) ✨ Rest in Love.
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dashintrash · 1 month ago
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He is THE King (and the father)
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memes-hoarder · 8 months ago
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electricpurrs · 4 months ago
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i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep
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kipkiphoorayy · 3 months ago
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alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy
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soaptaculart · 5 months ago
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The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
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