#best guest rooms

[payetasoiree]

Bathroom 3/4 Bath (Burlington)

[r-aindr0p]

Huh... I wonder....

I will not elaborate further on their shenanigans

[pallanophblargh]

Wake up, new cryptid just dropped!

It’s true that I’ve had to reimagine my day to day life since we got her, but I can’t imagine how we got this lucky. We thought we would have to work to earn her love, but from the moment she entered our house it’s been a cuddlefest, one I couldn’t possibly deny. There are hurdles she will be facing to be sure (and she will still need to meet the cats face to face) but I’m so happy to see this happy lil cheese every day. Welcome home Raclette!

(The couches will always be hers, even if it means she does try to smush whatever I’m working on at the time!)

[bethanyactually]

in honor of @janetfraiser's birthday today (which is the same day as my best friend @athenapitch's birthday) here are some photos of our new kitten: Olive! He's an adorable, snuggly, energetic void and we love him. 🖤 happy, happy birthday Nova! I hope you have an amazing day full of people you love and good things to eat and soft kitties to pet!!

bonus photo of Cinna with very proper paws:

[mistyscenter]

Let me bitch and moan before posting positivity for a sec because Derek DLC doesn't make you feel like you're cheating on Cove if you're dating him because Derek is actually yours and Cove's friend so spending time with him and crashing to his place doesn't feel weird if you do a platonic route. Which is not the same for Baxter DLC because WDYM I CRASH TO BAXTER'S PLACE AFTER INTERACTING WITH HIM FOR 3 DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS HE GHOSTED ME WHAT THE FUCK-

[justaz]

forever thinking about that little shred of canon that said that amphitrite invites percy to dinner and is like an active and positive stepmother. i need. i need. i NEED fics

[madamewalburga]

(warning: jilypad nsfw under the cut. mdni. sirius isn’t here but it’s still jilypad idc. wc 800+. jilypad nation, please accept my humble offering.)

“God, I hate being a girl.”

James huffed on Lily’s neck, sliding his arms around her waist. He met her eyes on the vanity mirror, smiling fondly as he watched her remove her makeup.

“Don’t. You’re a very pretty girl.”

“Not as pretty as Sirius,” she smirked.

“Keep it down, don’t let him hear you say that.” James kissed under her ear, unzipping her dress from behind. He took one sleeve off, kissing the exposed shoulder. “You know how big his head gets with a few silly compliments.”

Lily chuckled lowly. “You’d think he’d be used to it by now, yeah? Being born that pretty.”

James made a noncommittal sound. His hands were still busy undressing his wife. He mouthed at every exposed inch of skin he could reach — not quite kisses, but rather warm exhales that smell heavily like wine.

It had been one of those monthly dinners the Order holds, this time with the Potters hosting. The people pleasing extrovert in James always enjoyed these gatherings. Seeing all his friends and loved ones safe and happy in his home made him feel warm inside. Especially Lily and Sirius. Watching them bask in each other’s presence, invade each other’s personal space, foreheads touching as they whisper so intimately, the way Sirius and James always do. It made James feel very warm indeed.

“Lashes,” he mouthed on Lily’s cheek.

“Hm, want me to remove them?”

“No,” he kissed her fully on the mouth, tasting gin. Sirius’s beverage of choice. “Sirius. Long lashes. They tickle when he gets too close.”

James turned her around to face him to kiss her again, this time more deeply. He licked around her mouth, chasing the bitter and citrus taste of Sirius’s gin. The same brand as the one they nicked from Walburga’s cabinet when they were sixteen.

Lily pulled away with a breathy moan. “That’s true. They’re long and curl upwards too.” She turns back to the mirror, wiping the now messy lipstick off her face.

“Bet that pissed you off,” James smirked, wrapping his arms around her again.

“Pissed the entire girls dorm of Gryffindor, more like.”

Lily moaned as she grinded on James’s erection. She stared at her husband’s eyes on the vanity’s reflection, finding the same intensity of lust mirroring hers.

“I want to know something,” she led one of James’s hands to her breast, his index finger quickly playing with the erect nipple. “Did you ever do it? With him?”

“Do what with who?”

“You know what.”

James bent down to kiss a shoulder. “No,” he replied sincerely.

“Not even some friendly hand jobs?”

“What, you and Marlene did some friendly fingers?” James chuckled.

“Idiot,” she lightly slapped the hip she was touching. Then, hands moving slowly, she started working on James’s belt. “We shared some…photos. Passed it to each other before showers.”

“Yeah, well, we did too.” James helped her push his trousers down, then placed her hands back to her waist, slowly going lower. “Most we did was jack off to the same mag. At the same time.”

“Yeah?” Lily started palming James’s erection, feeling a slight wetness on his boxers. “That happened a lot?”

“Once or twice. Maybe forty times. He stayed the summers at ours, yanno?”

“Hmm.”

They stayed like that for a while, palming each other through their underwear. They exchanged lazy kisses, smiling at each other in between.

“Did you watch him as he touched himself?” Lily whispered between kisses, fingers playing with the garter of James’s boxers.

“Once or twice. Maybe forty times.”

“Did you ever want to touch him? Make him come undone?”

James paused. The only sound in the room was his heavy breathing.

Staring intently at his wife in the mirror, he asked. “Why are we talking about Sirius?”

“I want to know.”

“Lily—“

“Tell me,” she faced him. She kept her eyes open as she kissed him. Staring at him. Daring him. “Tell me.”

Never one to back down from anything, James put both hands on the vanity table behind her, caging her between his arms. He bent down and kissed her slow, eyes open, as he grinded against her. Staring at her. Daring her back. “Once or twice.”

Lily smirked, finally putting her hand inside James’s boxers. “Maybe forty times?”

James smirked back. “I don’t want to lie to you, love. It’s probably more than that.”

“Probably?”

“Definitely.”

“And?” Lily whispered. She stroked James slowly and watched the pleasure on her husband’s face. She briefly wondered which behaviors and mannerisms Sirius would share with James during sex. Does he dip his head towards the left side like James when somebody touches him? Does he scratch his thighs as well when somebody takes him in their mouth? Are James’s mannerisms in bed a mirror of Sirius’s? Or was it an unaware response to his endless desire to cater to what Sirius wants?

“How did he look?”

She already knew how James looked above her, as he thrusts his love into her. She wanted to know how Sirius would look under James, as her husband overwhelms with love and pleasure.

James smiled slowly at her. He bent down once again, making sure he was eye level with his wife this time as he slid his finger inside her.

“Still prettier than you, babe.”

[imalayla]

Anyway. Get millennial grey guest bedroomed.

[kiddokori]

i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars

[stizzysupremacy]

they didn’t work anything out. he went from one extreme to another, just running away in a different direction this time. And the other gave up his dream that he just finally achieved competence and success at. They left what family they had to pursue a lifestyle neither of them actually had the desire, skills, or resources for. It didn’t feel like a romantic happily-ever-after at all.

[leafryoworks]

Woah ! Looks like someone venture out her room !

This little lovely belongs to @minty-sweet-art . I think your oc is very cute .

[ocpdzim]

A few games ago in Monster of the Week Filonyn accidentally spilled napalm all over their nice outfit while trying to help the house demons (beloved side characters) throw explosives off the roof and had to borrow one of the house demons' clothes, which did not fit them and were not something they would generally be caught dead in and it was SO funny I've been wanting to draw it ever since it happened and now I have finally done so

[skiitter]

no one talk to me i've been reading destiel fics for four straight days and i don't have a single compelling reason as to why.

[stars-inthe-sky]

UGH.

[jimalim]

I had such a nice day today and a huge part of it was because I spent the day in the guest bedroom chilling watching tv (while my laser was running in my room) just the change of scenery was lovely!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Ari :(( I’m thinking of getting in a water balloon fight with gojo it would be so cute. He’d be laughing the whole time and be like :(( when you get him. As if he isn’t the tallest biggest target. He loves hearing you laugh and seeing you smile. Suguru might be on the side reading a book but he eventually gets roped in

🥺🥺🥺 REMMMM……… how could you do this to me. he’s the cutest!!!!! he would love it sm!!!!!! and pls him getting all pouty every time he gets hit 😭😭 wants you to go easy on him even though he’s literally showing you no mercy……. smhsmh. AND HE LOVES YOUR SMILE AND LAUGH SO TRUEE i can imagine him watching you giggle when you get him and he wants to get pouty but he can’t help but grin 😔😔 just loves being childish with you.

……. i can also imagine suguru watching you both with a small smile, content to soak in the sun and feed off your joy…. until satoru ”accidentally” throws a balloon his way and gets the pages of his new book wet 😐😐 (satoru gets a time-out to think about his actions and neither of you are allowed to have water fights for like a month)