#bernthalus christ

[chellestrash]

I'm putting off shit I need to do so lets talk! What made you get into Jon? Was it a specific moment/role? What's your all time favorite Jon Look™? Least favorite? Is there anyone you'd love to see him do a project with?

Would you rather marry BJ from Grudge Match and live a perfectly normal content life with okay sex or get one night with Ethan where he leaves you sore, raw, and a sopping mess but you never see him again? Thanks. 😎

let’s fucking talk oh my god Kelly!

okay okay okay shit ummm @chelseasdagger made me get into jon, it’s literally only her fault, and more specifically it was her sending me the Cell block D fight scene from daredevil and i fuckinnnnn my god i just i remember watching it like 18 times or something and i fell so fucking hard. i speed watched dd1 so i could get t see frank in the second season and thats how it all started basically. So yeah it was that moment and it was Frank it was always frank.

my all time favorite jon look GOOOOOOOOOOOD that’s such a fucking difficult question mmmmmmm

gonna say this one cause i’ve been thinking about it way too much lately. it’s the hair the beard the green suit just jesus christ break my back like a glow stick sir…what? ANYWAY that or the end of season 1 of punisher! what’s yours?!

least favourite hmmmm i think…oh my god controversial opinion bald shane? i don’t like it! don’t kill me please!

iiiiiiiid love to see jon do something with either sam rockwell or oscar issac again! i just good idk i feel like there’s potential in there just so much potential (I NEED JON IN A WESTER SO BAD!!)

and then ummmm for…for your last question…

i cant fucking…not pick ethan, i already have so mich angst with him built up in my brain i’ll just add your lovely idea to the pile!

holy shit hun thank you so much that was so fun Ksjsks You have to tell me YOUR favourite and lest favourite jon look!! i need to know! ALSO what would you pick?? that last question whooo are you picking??

[andy-clutterbuck]

Happy Birthday, Larry!!! :party: I'm so glad your parents got freaky and you were the fastest sperm. :nutmilk: :awkward: Maybe this year will be the year you get Andy's thighs on your cake but if not I hear there's some fake meat you can choke on. :cb: You're my chick-fil-a too 🥳

Only you would phrase it that way, Brenda, thanks :dickloaf: And that's why I love hate you so much. I'd only share my lemmon pie with you :stickbeat: The thigh cake is the holy grail at this point, I'll make it myself one day, if I have to. You know I love choking on fake meat :creeper: Too much, probably, but Nolan said I didn't need an intervention so that's the gospel truth now. :frogcool: :cbdoingnate:

[kwistowee]

JON BERNTHAL as FRANK CASTLE THE PUNISHER || DAREDEVIL PROMO

[clonecaptains]

i had a very frank castle christmas! 🎄💀🖤 (and yes that’s a punisher onesie 😂)

[kendalroys]

bernthalus-christ replied to your post: +++

blocked it the minute i saw it in case it ever appears in tags. they just breed negativity. hard pass.

yeah im definitely blocking I really never understood these blogs cause it stirs drama and clogs the tags so no thanks

[chelseasdagger]

Ask game - 21 and 28 👀

aa! hi hun! i hope you’re having a good day!!

21: your first celebrity crush? oh my god all i can think of is harry styles back when in 2012 at the beginning of one direction’s height CJDKSK

28: an unusual song that’s your favorite? Black Dog - Autonomy!! it’s an instrumental song (the genre i listen to the most) if you ever have two minutes to listen, i highly recommend it :)

to me, it’s a night in the snow with sam rossi. the small snowflakes falling from the sky, landing on his thick, wild beard, contrasting with the dark strands. and it’s just this moment where everything slows down and it’s you and him outside, the mountain range in the distance and… yeah i don’t know CKSKSK i just always think of him each time i hear it

[anna-hawk]

Ask thingy - Shampoo(28) and Plush(37) 🧐 Inquiring minds wanna know!

Shampoo – Favorite scent?

Oh, boy… That is such a hard question to answer. I'm all about scents. I always smell everything I eat or drink first, for example. I love deeper scents, but the first one that comes to mind is Cinnamon. Like an actual cinnamon stick. It's a very comforting smell to me, and I love the taste of it as well.

Plush – How many stuffed animals do you still own?

Funny thing is that I was never much into stuffed animals as a kid. I still have that one sorta duck plush toy from when I was a baby. It looks a bit weird. I'd make a picture of it, but it's in my kid's room, and she's asleep. Since my 20s, I started getting more, though. IDK how many I have exactly, but I love Eeyore and I have several of him, ranging from tiny to big. And then a few funny, round ones of Winnie the pooh, Piglet and Tigger. A Yoshi, a couple Diddls. Mostly video games or manga related.

[darlingshane]

Jon Bernthal's Audition for The Walking Dead

[heidiamalia]

"i hope he gets his dick sucked today" LET ME TELL YOU. I have been saying this to people all day, I was too scared to put it in my tags in fear of fandom pitchforks. I love u so hard. 💪 I hope that bitch woke up to head, for reals.

It's his birthday!!! He deserves it!

I miss the dirty dirty paragraphs you used to tag, sometimes Tumblr is rude af.

I hope his wife got it good too, matter of fact. Left his chin a scratchy wet puddle.

[kinghardy]

Make me choose: @bernthalus-christ asked For the MMC...Casual Jon or All Dressed Up Jon? 🙌 

(he just looks so comfy and cozy and in his element. and we all know he’s probably wearing weed socks underneath it all so how dressy is dressy anyway?)

[chellestrash]

Happy Birthday!! I legit hope you have the best birthday the world could ever give anyone and that it rains nothing but beautiful things upon your head. ♥ ♥ I will pray to the Bernthal Gods that you get a new cowboy hat picture of him within the next 24 hours too. 🙏

WELL KSJSKAJ not sure if it was the best BUT i’m pretty sure i’m going axe throwing tomorrow so i’m PUMPED for that

ALSO, no new cowboy hat pic buuuut i’ll settle for that video of him playing basketball in all black outfit because that shit was 👌🏻 hot

thank you so so much hun! we haven’t talked in a bit i missed you!!

[irdeadite]

I fucking hate that blue skull bullshit. Sign this petition!

Also, this is from the creator of The Punisher, Gerry Conway’s twitter:

[abernathyalice]

Chernobyl - Vichnaya Pamyat

I've already trod on dangerous ground. We're on dangerous ground right now, because of our secrets and our lies. They are practically what define us. When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there, but it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid. That is how an RBMK reactor core explodes. Lies.

[kwistowee]

JON BERNTHAL as DET. JOE TEAGUE | MOB CITY (2013)

[papa-evershed]

Jon looks so sweet working that red carpet premiere, the kindness is radiating out of his smile. 😊

YES. Oh my God, his smile is so genuine and watching him interact with fans never gets old because he’s always so happy and seems to truly appreciate it. I know I’m typically known for thirst tags but I really could gush about what a Swell Guy™ he seems to be.  And that interview where he says he just wants his wife? My heart grew three sizes that day. 

Watching that video and just wow, son. He really greets each and every person with a grin and it’s just amazing. Also it was just cute as heck to see people screaming his name (and that is my son, I am so proud) and it’s amazing because he can walk a red carpet like A Boss™ looking amazing but also seemingly so appreciative and then we all know he’ll go home to his family, take the fancy clothes off, put on five year old sweat pants that he pulls up to his nipples and watch his son’s baseball games. Just…get ya a man like that. He seems very down to earth and just. I’ll stop. Yes. That video was truly a blessing, just like everything else we got over the last few days. 

[sjoongki]

Testing, testing, is this thing on?! (Glad your blog is back!)

AHHH thank you so much, Kelly! I’m glad it’s back too, it gave me quite the scare ngl 😅