#bergirlies

[waywardmillennial]

Happy Wednesday Bergirlies!

thank you to @toastlogic for making the incredible sparkle text

[theghoulboysblog]

istg i owe EVERYTHING I have to Marielle Scott cause every time she drops photos of Ryan causally SERVING LIKE THIS I regain a little faith in just about everything again 🙏 Slay ig

[psychicbergara]

what swifties are to taylor swift is what bergirlies are to ryan bergara

[littlekingbergara]

Today's watcher patreon livestream was really fun but the most insane moment was shane asking if Ryan and Mari got "extremely horny" while they were in Paris like. what.

HWHAT THE FUCK. i'm not on a tier with livestream access and i've never felt more like i was missing out than right now why the FUCK did he say that!!!

[loveinstreams]

not ryan managing to look hot in a santa outfit help

[terpgrrl]

Based on the *spoilers* I've seen about Ant-Man, I think I'm going to wear my glow-in-the-dark Ghost Files hoodie to the movies tonight.

[outer-space-face]

@littlekingbergara MARIAH COME GET Y'ALL JUICE !!!

yeah I loved this season how did you know?

[bergoozter]

bergirlies are being FED

[monsteraficionado]

Sometimes as a Bergirlie you gotta come face to face with the fact that you like a man who posts pictures of him shitting.

Reality is hard, man.

[trashworldblog]

bergirlies during this season of tms

[waywardmillennial]

fighting the urge to make this one of those meme sparkle gifs ✨️

edit: sparkle on it's Wednesday

[puppet-purgatory]

On this, the last day of devil askmas, I must ask. If he did get a show on YouTube dot com slash watcher other than puppet history, what would he want that show to be

It would be terrible. and completely nonsensical. it would be like if Strong Bad from hsr was doing the Eric Andre show but every episode was Too Many Cooks from adult swim. Watcher wouldn’t even want it Up because it’s probably An Inch Away from violating YouTube community guidelines, but nobody can prove it’s Not all just an act. like when Ryan Bergara says to the camera THIS IS NOT A STUNT HE REALLY HAS ME SUSPENDED O’ER A PIT COALS all the bergirlies are like ‘he’s suuuuch a good actor!!!’ and everyone’s gotta admit the special effects look incredible. Nexpo would make a three hour video on it and be like. this dark comedy puppet show never portrays itself as anything but a joke… but just under the surface….. lurks something…… more devious….

it would get people talking tho that’s for damn sure. death would be there sometimes as a guest

[psychicbergara]

ryan ranked higher than shane for the first time???? ever??? well… while it’s disappointing he hasn’t gotten there before (but im not surprised in the slightest lmfao) i’d like to thank all my fellow bergirlies out there, we finally made it happen 🫶🏽🫶🏽

[littlekingbergara]

that bergiggle mention was for the bergirlies 😌

[loveinstreams]

ryan looks so good in his period clothes im losing my mind