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incorrectoldgodsquotes · 1 year ago
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Conrad, in the presence of their father: When we get to talking, Benuel, about Polly, what do you always say? "She is the..." and it starts with a "B." Benuel: Trash. Conrad: No, not trash. Were you waiting to call her that? It doesn't start with a "B". Benuel: Brat. Conrad, lying through his teeth: No, "best." I was thinking about "best."
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incorrectoldgodsquotes · 2 years ago
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Polly: I hate you!
Benuel: What did you just say?
Polly: You heard me!
Benuel: *internally* Little did she know, I did not, in fact, hear her.
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