#bennett wilder

[simosyne]

And we end this Spring with the Wilders! We'll see the Monroes next!

[mackandcheezy]

Does anyone want a Cooper Freedman x reader, I've been rewatching private practice for the 7th time and I'm a little bit in love but its SO NEICHE

someone let me know PLEASE

[shewhotellsstories]

My least favorite thing about fandom racism bingo is how conveniently stans have just “never seen” the bile that gets spewed against characters of color and the actors who play them. And if/when you show them the screenshots or links it’s all, “they’re just trolls” or “those aren’t real fans.” Spare me.

[lobbycards]

Sabrina, Italian Lobby Card (Fotobusta). 1954

[altraeken]

I just finished s1 of private practice and here are my thoughts:

• i dislike naomi, sam, and i’m not particularly fond of pete but i wouldnt say i hate any character

• i did kinda like cooper and violets tension but i was not expecting cooper and charlotte

• i lowkey didnt like pete and addis will they wont they and its about to get worse i can tell

• i dont like dell and sam competing over naomi, its annoying when the better choice is clearly right there ((((dell))))

• dell is quite literally the best, to me hes like george but not problematic (at least yet)

• violet kinda gets on my nerves but i think she needs to just be a lesbian or something because i truely think men are the problem in her life

• but i do think the show overall feels way warmer and homey then greys like if i need to cry im going to watch greys but if i need to watch complicated but fun doctor show im gonna choose private practice

• tho i continue to always love addi tho

[nysocboy]

Gemstones Episode 2.7: Holding hands among the yurts, and eating pizza for dessert

When you get tired of discussing sex: Whew, Eli's not dead after all, but he's in a coma. Jesse/Amber and Judy/BJ hug and cry at his bedside.  Kelvin is noticeably absent.  Then the siblings go out into the parking lot and throw up multiple times. followed by the partners.   Is this a common response to grief, or did they all have bad sushi for dinner?

Ok, we're not tired of discussing sex yet:  We cut to Keefe trapped in the God Squad's tiger cage.  There are several openings to look through, but he prefers the glory hole.This time, Sky (Joel Rush, top photo) pushes through, hitting him in the eye!  

Keefe collapses, screaming in pain, and starts to cry.  He has died and gone to hell, being punished for Kelvin's sins -- a veritable Christ figure.  Note that Keefe undergoes a symbolic death and resurrection in every season.

When the God Squad guys leave, Kelvin appears with food and toiletries.  Interestingly, Keefe calls him by the formal "Brother Kelvin."  He isn't sure that he wants a romantic relationship with this guy who lets him suffer in a tiger cage instead of saying "Game's over! Let Keefe out!" and calling security if the God Squad resists.  But Christ-Keefe doesn't even suggest release; instead, he advises Kelvin that he's as powerful as Eli, just as Jesus was as powerful as his Father.  

Beauty and the Beast:  In church, Jesse announces that Eli was gunned down while driving on Long Point Road. Trivia note: This is a real road in a suburb of Charleston.  It leads past the Seacoast Church, a megachurch that closely resembles the Salvation Center.

Afterwards, the family is at their post-church dinner at Jason's Steakhouse, when Kelvin arrives, wearing a dark purple robe, carefully holding his glass of orange drink. 

They yell at him for not being around late;y, but he isn't ready to show himself in public yet. "I am a beast!"  Jesse quips that the robe makes him look like the beauty from Beauty and the Beast.

Next they argue over who will fill the power vacuum left by Eli's absence, until Martin has had enough: "Can't you just be kind to each other? Self-absorbed, loud, arrogant fucking assholes."  That's about the size of it.

Kelvin agrees:"Y'all are a bunch of a-holes."  Jesse points out that he was talking about "you, too, dick-lips."  The term refers to lips that would be especially nice to have sex with: a call-back to the glory hole scene earlier, and yet another reference to Kelvin being gay.  

Jesse's Plan:  After discussing the possibility of blowing up Junior's house and having a heart-to-heart with Martin, Jesse reveals to the siblings his new plan: he'll tell the congregation and the news media that Eli is recovering, and give them his hospital and room number, so the listening Cycle Ninjas will know to where to strike again.  Except Eli won't be there: Jesse will clear the hospital and lay in wait, ready to gun them down. Can you really clear an entire hospital? The siblings think that it's a crazy idea, but he talks them into it: "Let's lie to the church like a fucking family." 

Cut to the ambulances and army jeeps moving Eli to the safe house. Which happens to be his own mansion; is that wise?  Judy, Amber, and the kids join him.

On the third day he rose from the dead:  Meanwhile, Keefe sneaks back to the God Squad compound and tells Keefe: "I'm busting you out of here."  

Wait. When Eli visited, Keefe was already in the tiger cage.  Then he was shot, and they announced that he was in a coma in the Sunday service.  IT'S SUNDAY AGAIN!  Has Keefe been in that cage for over a week?  That would be inconceivably brutal.  Besides it wouldn't fit with the Christ motif: Keefe has to descend "into hell" on Friday, and get resurrected on Sunday.   I think there is a problem with the show's continuity. 

"Are we taking back the house?" Keefe  asks.  I'd be asking a lot more than that, just before I called the police and my lawyer.

"We are ejecting," Kelvin answers. "We'll move in with the rest of the family in the safe house." They run hand-in-hand through the yard to freedom.

This is a significant scene: Kelvin admits that Keefe is a member of the family, and invites a public display of affection that establishes them as a romantic couple.  A scene ago he yelled at Keefe for trying to hold his hand.  Now he initiates it.  

Question: Keefe is wearing only a jockstrap.  Where do they intend to find clothes? Kelvin had to move their stuff out of the master bedroom suite,  but it would still be in the house, right? 

Pizza and Cycle Ninjas:  At the safe house, Keefe goes to work on embedding himself into the family.  First he advises Kelvin to visit his father (and calls him Brother instead of the formal Brother Kelvin).  Then he tries to distract Jesse's kids from the crisis with what he thinks are funny stories.  While they are eating pizza, he notes that as a young boy, he often had pizza for every meal, even for dessert. That's not funny, it's sad.  Where were your parents? 

They are not impressed. 

We cut to Kelvin visiting the comatose Eli.  He admits that the God Squad was kind of dumb, but he just started it to make Eli proud. And invite a lot of musclemen to the steam showers.  He prays, promising to "never succumb to hubris again" if  God heals Eli.  And Eli speaks!  A miracle! The end.

Oh, right, we still have 15 minutes to go.  Jesse, the men in the family, and the mercenaries waiting in the cleared hospital.   Four Cycle Ninjas appear, armed with rifles. One is shot, and the others flee.  Jesse follows, knocks a second off his motorcycle, and shoves a taser up his butt, enacting an anal rape. Gideon chases and subdues the others.  The end.

The full review, with nude photos and explicit sexual discussions, is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

[winnie-the-monster]

[vicontheinternet]

I don't understand why charmed tried to push patty having an affair on us when we say that patty and victor were over way before phoebe was thought of. It feels like a way to make victor more sympathetic and like a victim along with penny driving him away. Nobody would've liked victor if they kept the victor from season 1 and didn't reshape him

[callmebrycelee]

MY MAN CRUSH MONDAY IS...JONATHAN BENNETT HOLIDAY EDITION

FULL NAME: Jonathan David Bennett

DATE OF BIRTH: June 10, 1981

PLACE OF BIRTH: Rossford, Ohio

AGE: 42

SIGN: Gemini

BEST KNOWN FOR: Portraying Aaron Samuels in the 2004 comedy film Mean Girls; Bud McNulty in Cheaper by the Dozen 2; Van Wilder in Van Wilder: Freshman Year; Brandon Nock in The Christmas House and The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls; and Casey Grant on Veronica Mars. Jonathan is also a television host and personality. He has been featured on the nineteenth season of Dancing with the Stars; Cake Wars; Cupcake Wars; Entertainment Tonight; the second season of Celebrity Big Brother; RuPaul's Drag Race; and Food Network's Battle of the Decades.

HEIGHT: 6 feet and 2 inches tall

[simosyne]

Isadora aged up!

[milliondollarbaby87]

Sabrina (1954) Review

Sabrina Fairchild is the daughter of a rich families chauffeur and she has always been head over heels in love with David Larrabee. After a trip away she returns and it is actually his older brother Linus who begins to be a more suited match for her. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Continue reading Untitled

[thestagthatlovedthewolf]

Again Addison saying who could do the work for her if she took a break, and the answer should have been Naomi, her stepping up for a couple weeks, Violet or Cooper could take Betsy!!! But also she should not be in the truck alone, and you know who would have absolutely gone with her - Pete!!!! (I'm not saying in a shippy way, just facts that this is the type of thing he would support)

[oak1985]

Gotta say this is the of the most important advantages I gained from attending an all-girls school. Our English teachers consciously chose the majority of works we read to feature female protagonists and a good number were by female authors.

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

[samsdei]

Jonathan Bennett

[bogglecatboxx]

sagau where your characters can use teleport waypoints even when you’re offline.

lynette teleporting away when she can tell someone’s about to try to talk to her. sometimes she teleports underwater, where she occasionally runs into freminet, who is very glad the waypoints allow him to access the depths without having to worry about encountering anyone on the walk over.

bennett, prone to finding himself in bad situations, often tries to avoid danger by teleporting away. unfortunately, his bad luck usually causes him to jump to the wrong waypoint, leaving him confused as to why he’s suddenly in inazuma.

although there aren’t any waypoints in snezhnaya, childe is still glad to have the ability to teleport closer to home after his work is done - the time saved traveling could be spent with his family, after all.

barbara doesn’t use the actual waypoints too much - what she does teleport to is monstadt’s statues of the seven, which she makes a point to keep clean (or at least as clean as a statue in the wilderness can be). luckily, her hydro vision makes quick work of it, although she does still get a little spooked in stormterror’s lair; luckily, she can usually convince jean to accompany her.