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Getting closer to Sheet 3's end! Enjoy the minis!
[First Row, left to right:
Guy Eldoon, Wendy Oldbag (1-3), Valerie Hawthorne, Officer Maggey Byrde, Benjamin Woodman (and Trilo Quist), Ponco and Clonco, Pierce Nichody
Second Row, left to right:
John Watson/Wilson, Courtney Sithe, Shadi Enigmar, Esmeralda Tusspells, Maria Gorey]
#ace attorney#aceattorney#aceattorneysprites#aceattorneyminis#guy eldoon#wendy oldbag#valerie hawthorne#maggey byrde#ben woodman#trilo quist#ponco#clonco#pierce nichody#john watson#esmeralda tusspells#courtney sithe#maria gorey#shadi enigmar
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He's so girlypop
#fanart#art#my art#not a reblog#ace attorney#ace attorney turnabout big top#turnabout big top#aa turnabout big top#benjamin woodman#ben woodman#aa ben#aa ben woodman#listen#I'm ignoring the fact that he's flirting with a 16 year old#in my mind#he's crushing on max galactica#they're the perfect enemies to lovers story
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#ace attorney#maximilian galactica#moe the clown#acro#benjamin woodman#ben woodman#trilo quist#regina berry
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our first 2 BENS !!!!!!!!
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Big Top inspired memes and nonsense.
#ace attorney#maximillion galactica#benjamin woodman#turnabout big top#when Ben said he got attacked by Money moments after witnessing “Max” the 2nd image is all I could picture#Bitches nasty#fanart?? memes?? third option??
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz on This Morning <3
#my gifs#the wizard of oz#wizard of oz#the wizard of oz uk revival#woz#the wizard of oz alw#dorothy gale#scarecrow#scarecrow of oz#tin man#tin woodman#cowardly lion#toto#georgina onuorah#louis gaunt#ashley banjo#jason manford#ben thompson#musical theatre#musical gifs#ugh i hate tagging what a nightmare#do you guys like how i promised to make a certain gifset and then turned around and made a completely diff one#in my defense inspo struck!! i was in the zone!!! i knocked these out so fast#THEY HAVE BEEN SET LOOSE. THEY ARE ROAMING THE STREETS SOMEONE GO CATCH THEM
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Replaying AA2 and I want to hit Max Galactica with my car. He might not have committed murder but that man should be in prison. 21 years old trying to marry a 16 year old Regina? Baby, that man is a PREDATOR.
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Okay guys whos ready who is locked in for one of 3 ace attorney turnabout bigtop rewrite ideas. if u guys are hyped for this i will drop the rewrite 7 years in the past where diego is the defense lawyer 🔥 OK LOCK IN
BULLET POINTS FOR LAZY PEOPLE AT THE BOTTOM
i wrote a lot. read it if you love me. also no read more because i hate you read it
rudinn’s painfully detailed rewrite of ace attorney JFA case 3 turnabout bigtop
so. this may be a little all over the place?! because ive never put it in coherent order i just spontaneously get new ideas and add onto it. maybe i should actually tell u guys about the entire rewrite of the original circus tragedy! yes that sounds like a good idea.
june-ish, 2017
it’s supposed to be like 6 months prior to the murder right
i made the idea of failed equipment... essentially russell decides to teach regina how the equipment is hooked up and taken down so she can do it herself when she ideally runs the circus one day. and before a very rushed show where everything is out of order regina decides to be helpful and hook the net up herself! she does it improperly but there isn’t really time to do anything about it befire the show starts. russell insists acro cant perform without a whole functioning net but he trusts his skills and theyve never actually had to put it to use becuase acro and bat are just that talented!
acro, mid performance, many feet in the air misses a catch. instead of falling to his death bat essentially dives down to act like his net and break his fall. they hit the ground, bat dies on impact, acro is permanently paralyzed.
regina doesnt ever see whats happening because ben shields her and himself from watching the fall, which leaves the crowd and moe to watch the death happen in very real time. he never recovers, the incident marks him with CPTSD and he will shut down at any mention of the accident.
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after moe breaks down on stage, the berry big circus holds a final performance before a long overdue break to give everyone time to process.
when they resumes performance, russell decides to hire max galactica as the brand new star of the show! he takes a liking to the anxious and unassuming benjamin woodman and is extremely curious about the person he is behind the persona of trilo. being the first person in the circus to take a liking to him as a person and not the crutch to his crippling anxiety, trilo quist, they quickly grow close over the 6 months following.
december 26th, 2017
russell berry is traveling solo for a networking event, and is extremely nervous about leaving the circus in moe’s hands. moe is extremely clumsy and immature. he’s not at all confident in moe’s ability to fire a gun (you know, in the canon game where he shoots a lion? i’m keeping that.) this fear is reinforced during a game of darts between the two of them, where moe rips a hole in the circus tent in an attempt at reassuring russell of his impeccable aim.
russell decides to teach his dear friend how to fire a handgun. and because russell has never fired while wearing gloves, he’s hesitant to let moe try it, so they practice without gloves on. (because how else would the defendant’s fingerprints be on the gun, silly?)
a few hours later…
6 months after his brother’s violent death and acro’s permanent disability by his own misjudgement, he can’t live with himself. he takes russell’s gun from his office up to his room, places a suicide note on his bed, and—
regina berry walks in.
there’s nothing she can do but ask why. having been spared the details and the moment of the death thanks to ben, she doesn’t understand. so acro explains it to her. they have a very heartfelt conversation clearing up a lot of resentment, and they begin their steps together to mending their relationship and acro’s mental health. regina takes his suicide note from his room because he doesn’t need it. she, ultimately, decides to keep it as the first harsh reality she’s had to face and as a milestone for acro getting better.
december 27th, 2017.
uh oh.
by now, the entire circus tent is well aware of maximillian galactica and his anger issues. it’s smart to let him win any disagreement out of fear of it turning into a heated argument.
russell berry laments to moe about this in his office, shortly before the murder. he’s nervous about leaving the circus when he tends to be the mediatior. (mostly between moe and max.) moe tells him, ever so gracefully, that it is russell’s circus and he should fucking act like it, and to please put max in his goddamn place already. aka, talk to him about it. russell, who is notoriously bad at confrontation, decides to go and finally have a long overdue chat with max, who is still in the dinner hall. so he leaves moe in his office to go and do just that. (chronologically, this translates to this scene, but like. with moe instead of max. i havent gotten around to redrawing it...)
meanwhile…
everybody in the circus treats acro and his disability like a forbidden topic, and max is sick of it! all he has for some damn context around here is a picture of the scene in action, which is supposedly in a tabloid somewhere. he’s not satisfied with this, so he decides to go straight to the source and demand that someone finally tell him what the hell happened to this shitshow of a circus.
acro, of course, attempts to calmly turn him down, but max refuses to take no for an answer. when acro gets defensive, their argument turns heated.
you all know this scene well as ben and max’s argument. however, instead, max breaks the bottle over acro’s head. he immediately goes limp, blood spilling down his split forehead a-la turnabout trump.
max fucking panics. he takes his obnoxious hat and uses it to cover acro’s wound, and then wheels the dead man straight to benjamin woodman in absolute hysterics over what to do.
ben proposes the idea of faking acro’s suicide, citing that he was already suicidal and that way no one goes to jail! max has no reason to deny it. so ben tells max to retrieve russell’s gun, a pen, and a piece of paper while ben takes acro’s body upstairs to his room.
at the same time max is heading out to retrieve the items, russell has finally gotten around to speaking to max after procrastinating with a few chores regarding regina’s animals. he walks into the dining hall to see a small pool of blood on the ground, a broken glass bottle, and no max.
what’s it like to be a murderer?
well, when you’re max galactica and moe is asleep at the desk in russell’s office? pretty easy after a quick heart attack. there’s papers on top of russell’s desk, though. looks like someone’s been snooping. he takes the items he needs, remaining undetected, and then meets ben in acro’s room.
ben creates the forged note while max removes acro’s headpiece and drapes his hair in a way that conceals the wound. he then attempts to work up the courage to shoot acro in the temple with russell’s gun. after some more hysterics from max trying to hold a gun, ben decides to do it on his own. while wearing max’s gloves of course, he’s not stupid.
he might actually be stupid though, because he later ends up leaving his beloved trilo quist behind. oops! ben and max carefully lay acro on the bed and leave their victimless crime behind. it’s better this way, isn’t it? now nobody has to be arrested.
not unless your name is moe and your life sucks!
upon waking up hours later, still very russell-less, moe decides to check in on acro because it seems long overdue given how late into the night it’s gotten. he opens the door to see acro lying dead in his bed, and he breaks.
he holds acro close for a long long time. he just holds acro and cries. when he’s too tired to cry anymore, he sits on the floor at the foot of acro’s bed, head to his knees in a state of shock. and he remains that way even when russell finds the two of them, even when russell attempts to shake him out of shock. even as police cars pull up and whisk him away from the scene of the crime.
at first, nothing is out of the ordinary. acro died by suicide, he left the note. regina is sobbing, insisting that he would never, but as a young girl who has never had to deal with grief to such a degree before, her cries aren’t taken to heart.
not until they discover the real cause of death, and a moe’s fingerprints on the gun.
gumshoe takes moe in handcuffs, attempting to calm the panicking clown under the guise of “asking a few questions.” when he lets the fingerprints slip, moe calls to russell to tell them what’s actually going on and to clear up the horrible misunderstanding!
russell does not. he stares in somewhat of a trance at the ordeal unfolding in-front of him. being a man who cannot act without a prior plan of what exactly to do, he isnt sure what to say to make sure moe isn’t incriminated further. so he says nothing, and moe is taken to the detention center.
umm the rest of this is. a little vague? i havent worked out the trials or investigation sequences yet.
i do plan for this little rewrite of mine to, one day, be a playable thing! i am so passionate about this case that i want people to see it through a new light and love it like i do.
i will give you all the unstructured rundown of my ideas further, including my evidence list, some fun little dialogue snippets, potential sprites i’d be drawing, and a couple of random ideas for what could happen during the playable bit of the game.
evidence list!
basically just everything phoenix will find/have on him throughout the case. sorted by room and in order of discovery. sort of. subject to change…
misc/given:
Attorney’s Badge - It’s my all-important badge. It shows that I am a defense attorney.
Maya’s Magatama - Slightly translucent. It radiates softly with a mysterious light.
Crime Photo - A picture of the crime scene. (recieved from detective gumshoe)
Moe’s Gloves - They’re covered in blood. Supposedly, because he was holding the body. (recieved from moe)
Incident Photo - A picture of Acro mid-air. (recieved from max)
Newspaper Clipping 1 - Acrobat Sean Dingling falls to his death. (recieved from russell)
Acro’s Autopsy Report - Time of death: 8:30 PM. Cause: Sharp force trauma to the forehead. (presented by detective gumshoe)
Pistol - Belongs to Russell. Two shots fired. Bears Acro’s and Moe’s fingerprints. (presented by detective gumshoe)
Broken Glass Bottle - The murder weapon. Found in the cafeteria trashcan covered in blood. (presented by franziska)
Newspaper Clipping 2 - Berry Big Circus closing it’s doors for the foreseeable future to watch the health of their performers. (presented by franziska)
ringmaster’s room:
Max G. Promo Poster - Covered in sparkles. His stage makeup is certainly flashy.
The Flying Dingling-Berries Promo Poster - It’s color is faded from years in the spotlight.
Letter of Resignation - An unsigned letter detailing someone’s desire to move on to better employment opportunities.
big top:
Torn Circus Tent - A large hole torn in the main tent of the Big Top. Not far below a hanging dart board.
Acrobat’s Net - A tightly-strung net for the acrobat’s performance.
cafeteria:
Bloody Footprints - Despite having seemingly no origin, a short trail of footprints lead from the cafeteria to the Ringmaster’s Room.
moe’s room:
Sentimental Photo - A framed photo of a young Acro and Bat with Moe wrapping his arms around them.
regina’s room:
Suicide Note 2 - Hidden in Regina’s drawer. Acro will never be able to put the accident behind him, but he doesn’t want to keep the circus in the past with him.
acro’s room:
Suicide Note 1 - Left on Acro’s nightstand. Acro can’t live with himself knowing Bat died because of him.
Trilo Quist - A ventriloquist's puppet. An operatic tenor who doubles as Ben's sidekick.
Headband - A golden headband with red gems. There’s traces of blood on it.
ben’s room:
Silk Hat - Made-to-order fedora that is a symbol of Max's fabulousness. There’s blood on the inside of the hat.
White Gloves - Pristine white gloves with a bit of sparkle. Also, traces of gunpowder.
WHEW. Done
some things i cooked up regarding evidence pieces…
Incident Photo - A picture of Acro mid-air. (recieved from max)
when interrogating max and presenting the acrobat’s promo poster to him, you get this line of dialogue.
Max: Oh, hmm…They were fabulous, I’ve heard. And believe me, I’ve heard very little. They’re something of a touchy subject.
Max: When I asked why, Ben gave me this photo and told me to never bring it up again.
Max: Apparently it was rather the scandal! They had to close temporarily until I came along, of course~
max gives you the incident photo, which you then show to the members of the circus. phoenix learns from regina and russell that, aside from acro, moe took the incident the hardest. russell also gives you the first newspaper clipping.
when you show this photo to moe in the detention center, he freezes up and puts up psyche-locks. i haven’t done much with those yet, though.
The Flying Dingling-Berries Promo Poster - It’s color is faded from years in the spotlight.
when you show this to moe, he absolutely loses it laughing. that’s it. just a stupid bit about how absolutely awful their name is. he cracks the expected jokes.
Newspaper Clipping 2 - Berry Big Circus closing it’s doors for the foreseeable future to watch the health of their performers. (presented by franziska)
franziska, at some point in the trial while moe is on the stand, attempts to make a case against him and how he’s mentally unstable using the clipping being about his breakdown on the stage. she also brings up his severe depression he experienced for some time after the accident, his unnatural behavior upon finding the body/his response to fear, and his tendency to severely dissasociate any time the accident is brought up.
Letter of Resignation - An unsigned letter detailing someone’s desire to move on to better employment opportunities.
various reaction dialogue snippets incoming
Moe: Me? Quit? HAHAH! Yeah right, Wright! I think Russ would feed me to the lions if I even tried. Ha. Haha…
Moe: …I’ve got no reason to, anyhow. They’re like my family.
Moe: Give it to Max. I’ve always hoped its his. The whole circus would be better off if an attitude like his would magically disappear!
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Max: Oh, darling, this circus wouldn’t run the same without me! I bring a fabulous sparkle that’s impossible to replace~
Max: Not to mention a fabulously packed audience. I make the circus all of it’s money, sweetie.
Max: Not a soul on this earth could resist the talent that is Maximilian Galactica!
Max: Hmm…Don’t let word slip, now, but Ben might know a thing or two. He’s been having a few…struggles, lately.
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Trilo: Max and his big mouth…! He’s a huge gossip! Him and his fancy agency…
Trilo: Those flamboyant douchebags are used to spilling all sort of secrets, I tell ya!
Ben: W-What—um, Trilo is try—trying to say—
Trilo: Spit it out! Ugh. It’s not his, and it sure ain’t mine! Ben’s a quitter, but not me, no siree.
Trilo: I hate these looney-tunes bunch of jokes, but the entertainment industry is all about CONNECTIONS! Max is like a goldmine! No way I’m leaving now.
Trilo: Ben and this Berry-Big-Joke are stuck with me!
Trilo: It’s Acro’s. Gotta be. I thought he was gonna kill himself, which…Oops! Awkward. But he must’ve—
Ben: Tr-Trilo…! Goodness! Don’t speak ill of th—the…of the…
Trilo: Dead?! It’s not “speaking ill” if it’s just the facts! Are you trying to silence me?! Your own partner?!
Ben: …
Trilo: Thought so.
Trilo: Yeah, not sure what happened! He probably tried to quit and then gave up and killed himself or something. Who knows!
Ben: M-my gosh…
it’s bens btw. he’s a liar.
brief playable section outlined? i dont have a lot of specifics…
opens with a playable bit from the POV of moe waking up in the ringmaster's room. he walks around the berry big circus in a bit of a daze. when he leaves to see a dark sky, he comments on how late it is and that he should probably go check on acro. you find the body and get a bit of an emotion snippet before it fades to black.
maya calls phoenix and tells him to look at the TV, apparently there's been a death at the berry big circus that they went to see the day prior and they should check it out.
moe isn't visible in the detention center. that is, until maya presses her face to the glass and sees moe sitting on the floor, pouting. he tells phoenix and maya, who he mistakes for max galactica paparazzi, to go away. you show him your attorney's badge and get a dialogue bit about him being abandoned by russell, and also not believing this is genuinely a murder and just a suicide. when you get through to him that he is under arrest for murder, he essentially begs phoenix to represent him. like usual, maya guilt trips him into it.
russell is in the bigtop circus tent. you question him about the hole, and he tells you about moe's terrible aim. you bring up a dialogue bit about "abandoning moe" and he tells you about the arrest. you can show him the acrobat/max promo posters after picking them up and get a bit about that too.
you chase ben around the circus for a bit before finding regina in the lodging house and learning that he doesn't talk to anyone unless he has trilo. you also talk to regina about the murder, she reinforces that this can’t be a suicide because acro would never do anything like this. not after all they talked about.
talk to gumshoe in acros room, discuss what he knows about the case and get respective evidence pieces from gumshoe. and also get trilo.
give trilo to ben, talk to him about the circus. also, talk about the supposed new star of the circus and how great he is. after showing max’s promo poster.
break into moe’s room. find his very sweet photo of acro and bat
trial one, gumshoe first as per usual. trial 2-1, brief testimony from moe about his alibi. cross examine regina about her conversation with acro. then, cross examine her about the gunshot she heard and the time she heard it. trial 2-2, cross examine russell about his alibi. prove that he isnt really telling the court everything he knows.
second investigative period, this is where it gets way less structured LOLOL. meet max formally for the first time, get the incident picture from him. investigate more about the incident.
show the picture to regina, she gives you testimony about the accident and moe. show the picture to russell, he gives you the newspaper clipping. show the picture to ben, he tells you about him giving it to max.
you can show moe’s sentimental picture to ben and get a bitter little dialogue bit! nothing fun, yet.
show the letter of resignation around. get the dialogue pieces i showed earlier. unlock some psyche locks from ben to find out that its his
break into reginas room. find acro’s not forged very real suicide note
break into bens room. find everything incriminating max galactica
show moe the newspaper clippings and unlock some psyche locks and he cries to you for a very very long time about the accident
more psyche locks from russell probably. argument between max and acro revealed and the rest of the shit he’s been hiding. man i dont know
trial 4-1, cross examine moe and his testimony some more. franziska calls him crazy for a while. put him to the side while you get a very brief max galactica testimony, then some stuff from ben. trial 4-2 ben openly breaks down on the stand about feeling unloved and left out by the circus and that max is the only person who gives a shit. cross examine max and find out about the argument with acro. max galactica murder breakdown. thats it? we win? max goes to jail?
HOLD IT BITCH. the stupid clown is not done. he starts begging phoenix not to ruin their circus, that max can’t be a murderer because he’s the star and acro must have killed himself. phoenix gives moe acro’s real suicide note and then he just cries on the stand for a while.
comfort moe some more outside of the courtroom, convince him that acro doesn’t hate him forever and that the circus will be okay.
the end 🔥
BULLET POINTS FOR LAZY PEOPLE HERE‼️
regina fucks up the net for the acrobat performance. no one does shit about it. acro and bat fall and die. onlt bat dies though actually
moe is FUCKED UP over it. breaks down on stage and the circus shuts down PTSD PARTAY
enter gayboy stage left he flirts with ben like no freakin tomorrow dude
russell has to leave for work because plot purposes and moe is fucking stupid. tears a hole in the tent trying to prove to russell that hes not fucking stupid
so russell teaches moe how to fire a gun incase he needs to Fire A Gun while russell is gone. gloves off duh silly his fingerprints gotta be on there somehow!
yeah when theyre done with that gun acro tries to KILL HIS FUCKIN SELF
regina finds him and cries. they makesies upsies and become best friends. so regina takes his suicide note
MAX GALACTIA IS A FUCKING CUNT. — russell berry to moe in his room. moe tells him to Man the fuck up snd talk to him
moe falls asleep when russell leaves lol
while they talk about this shit max galactica proceeds to be a fucking cunt by killing acro with a glass bottle because acro didnt wanna tell him about his tragic dead brother
max puts his hat on acro’s head to hide the gaping fucking wound. goes to his forbidden gay lover to ask what to do with a dead body?! the Normal Logical Thing of course; stage a suicide
russell procrastinated btw so when he goes to find max he finds blood instead
max finds stuff to forge a suicide note, and because he’s too much of a pussy to shoot acro himself ben does it for him. like a good boyfriend
moe wakes up like 5 hours later after a terrible nap and stumbles around the circus until he finds a Body
holds acro instead of calling the cops. sits on the floor instead of calling the cops
when russell finds them in the morning and calls the cops they arrest moe after like 2 seconds of realizing its not a suicide and this dumb bitchs fingerprints are on the gun
Russell doesnt do shit btw. lets it happen. like the loser he is.
im not bullet pointing the playable stuff this shit took fucking forever
THATS MY ABSOLUTELY DERANGED BIGTOP RANT. thanks for reading if you love me. PLEASE READ THIS AND ENJOY THIS CASE AS MUCH AS ME
#this is for the single person who asked for my rewrite#ace attorney#moe curls#ken dingling#acro ace attorney#russell berry#benjamin woodman#max galactica#regina berry#spade rambles#phoenix wright#maya fey#this is so embarassingly detailed.#sorry to my bff and gf who have heard about every single step of this#im so proud pls read it#one day i will make it playable
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Ace Attorney Concept Art:
Marvin Grossberg/Soranosuke Hoshikage
Gaspen Payne/Fumitake Auchi
Lana Skye/Tomoe Hōzuki
Neil Marshall/Naoto Zaimon
Bobby Fulbright/Gōzō Ban
Daryan Crescend/Daian Mayudzuki
Valerie Hawthorne/Yuki Miyanagi
Ted Tonate/Shingo Barashima
Iris/Ayame
Elise Deauxnim/Elise Tenryūsai
Roger Retinz/Kanenari Shinoyama
Frank Sahwit/Hoshio Yamano
Redd White/Masaru Konaka
Yanni Yogi/Koutarou Haine
Angel Starr/Kyoka Ichinotani
Richard Wellington/Takamasa Moroheiya
Ini Miney/Nodoka Hanaka
Maximillion Galactica
Regina Berry/Rika Tachimi
Moe the Clown/Tommy the Clown
Russell Berry/Naoto Tachimi
Benjamin Woodman and Trilo Quist/Ben Kozumi and Rilo
Jean Armstorng/Kaoru Hondobo
Victor Kudo/Shohei Igarashi
Olga Orly/Masaka Sakai
Wocky Kitaki/Takita Kitaki
Guy Eldoon/Mugitsura Yatabuki
Alita Tiala/Minami Namina
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Scenes we'd like to see as Ace Attorney characters part 3
Rip Mock the Week, we'll miss you
Blaise Debeste: You know what, I might just go and dig a big hole to get over the stress of my wife's disappearance.
Karin Jenson: The cause of death was the Autopsy. Turns out he was alive when he came in
Simon Keyes: Everybody on the floor! Ah I didn't say Simon says!
Luke Atmey: Hello, we’re the fashion police, let me see the body. Ooh! Blue with green? He deserved to die.
Ben Woodman: I love you lots. Let's see what Trilo thinks of you. Trilo: DIE BITCH
Pal Meraktis: I’ve looked at your x-ray and I don’t quite know how to say this…there’s a big skeleton living in your body.
Jaques Portsman: Your Honour, that beard makes you look really gay
Raymond Shields: Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don’t you? Get it?
Aristotle Means: In a jurisdiction navigating the labyrinthine interplay of evolving sociocultural norms, systemic inequities, and jurisprudential doctrine, how should the legal apparatus conscientiously balance the imperatives of punitive deterrence- How's your lucky pencil case now???
Turner Gray: The good news is can save your leg, but the bad news is I can’t save the rest of you
Lotta Hart: The public have spoken, and they've said that I suck.
Tyrell Badd: Two inches to the left and that bullet would've gone through your eyeball. But as is, it went through your other eyeball
Horace Knightly: Do I have permission to take the shot? No? Oh yeah I’m supposed to be protecting the president, I forgot.
Paul Atishon: I understand that people are worried about schools and hospitals but what you don’t understand is I don't give a shit
Part 2 is here. I can't find part 1 sorry :(
#mock the week#scenes we'd like to see#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#ace attorney incorrect quotes#ace attorney memes
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LONG AH POST EXPLAINING MY CLIVE OCS/RECOLORS/JOKES AND OR RELATED LOL
long post, also be warned they can be out ot pocket :smiles deviously:
ben handforth is clive’s lost twin cousin brother who is an alcoholic and is married to some girl named “where’s the pp” idk why he exists he just does [his design is so oh inspiring /sar]
cameron is a parody of those sans fangirls but with clive. she was made around late 2021 [this was before the obsession started], although now she is dating clive.exe in my shitty joke creepypasta
clive.exe is a bad creepypasta joke character. the creepypasta goes that he mudered larry da vinci in the sad song of clive handforth cutscene, murdered sackboy, murdered you, kissed ur friends irl, and married cameron. him and cameron make shark bomb survival levels
[emo] clive is from a joke megaman au me and my friend made. he is dating discord woodman and friend with discord cutman. his whole thing is he lives in homeless land due to be kicked out by clive. he is a pussy. he also really likes fudge stripes, gay asf
clivette is from an unfinished LBP3 level i made called “clive’s fidget spinner factory.” where basically clive decided to invest in fidget spinners but they are doing shitty in sales, and clivette will divorce clive if he doesn’t raise them. she literally just exists
yippy clive is just tbh creature with clive’s head on it. idk not much going on
sticky stickerson is a recolor spongebobified clive i made in 2021. he is clive’s bestie westie that loves his shitty job, wife and pet fly and dog thing. he also is pretty gullible and stupid as shit but he cares about clive and his other co workers
terry is apart of sticky and gang, she manages schedules and all that. she was going to be oc x canon thing but i said nah for some reason
charlotte is basically what terry was gonna be. she likes drugs and gambling and overall bad shit but for reason saw clive and was like “yeahh i like that one ☝️😍” and they’re dating or something
blue was a custom i got from my friend that was basically based off tem and clive. he is apart of tem story and they are tem’s uncle, he owns a mall in puffa fucka
clark was born from some shitty geometry doodle, he isn’t too significant he is just a fun design i made one day.
cliff was THE original clive furry. he has no lore or anything he just exists for me to draw [and i love him for that]
its literally just clive but as a flien [an og species i made]. idk why it has a toyhouse page this genuinely belongs in my trash alt 😭
neptune was based off a friends oc, but clive themed and personal lore. she has connections with blue but she’s kinda like cliff where they’re just a fun design i have
human sona,, his name is clive unoriginal ik,,, his lore is mostly around a group dubbed “the autism gang” aka human ocs i have weird attachment to
THATS ALL LOLLOLOL IF U WENT THRU THAT THANKZ Ummmm guys im normal about clive
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One of my favorite parts of turnabout big top is when Phoenix explains that max galactica clocked ben woodman in the head with an oj bottle and franziska's like "oh so you admit your client committed the crime of assault" as if she hasn't been committing the crime assault every 5 seconds for her entire life
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fav and least fav aa case along with fav and least fav chara/hot takes?
Fave case: 1-4
Least fave: big top
Fave hot take: I like the headcanon that maybe Ben Woodman was playing up Trilo proposing to Regina to keep Max from pervin on a teenager and taking advantage of her. Just pretend puppet moments because Regina doesn't quite grasp reality at times, and that may be because not only was she raised in the circus, but her father coddled her
Least fave hot take: "Miles Edgeworth suicide baited Adrian Andrews because he was still processing his own trauma."
Personal opinion: Yeah, he suffered. Yeah, he went through trama. Just because you were hurt doesn't justify you being an asshole. You're still responsible for your own actions and no one calls him out on it either
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30 and 78 for the ask game!
30. Character you’d push off a cliff with no hesitation?
Ben Woodman I have never wanted to put a character into a meat grinder that much in my entire life.
78. Who or what got you into AA?
My beloved friend Copper has been asking me to play AA for like 3 years and I told her that I wouldn’t bc I knew I would get too into it too quickly. I finally got some free time so I decided to cave and you’ll never guess what happened!
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heyy you ever heard of ace attorney x warrior cats au?? I'm roleplaying as a character from my ace attorney x warrior cats au.. you should you should follow
ask rules:
no nsfw asks
Thats. That's it
Character info:
Silentwood, 31 moons, Berryclan warrior/medicine assistant
Awfully shy + anxious
Carries Trillkit around at all times
Spends a lot of his time in his den and collecting herbs
uhmmmmm ask questions.. and talk to him
Oh if it's not obvious hes. He's ben woodman
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