#ben splatt

[kelly-clarksons]

kellyclarksonshow: Jumping into the week with @ bensplatt and the hilarious @ rachelfeinstein_ PLUS a surprise home makeover and the new winner of @ nbcthevoice @ asherohavon!

[greensweaponlab]

A statement following the unlawful use of ink based weapons in Salmonoid Poaching Services

From the desk of Inubi Sacracoto, CEO of Custom Weapon Designers & Distrubutors and Glen Fiddler, CEO and president of Squid Force.

We are making this public statement to address the allegations against GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES using unlawful weaponry modification for its internal operations. Following the Sockeye Station incident on 10/29/22 that involved a modified version of the Custom created weapon the Blaster, dubbed appropriately as the “Grizzco Blaster.”

This weapon was modified with an exterior power source of Golden Eggs as well as the powerful properties of a fluffy unknown substance referred to within the Splatt recon labs as specimen 44B. Along with the blaster’s power source and circulation mechanisms being altered, it’s casing and limiters were removed in order to achieve a higher fire rate while maintaining the original weapon’s power. This modified version of the Blaster was being used by the employee Ben Holenhiezer responsibly when it suddenly detonated, with the source of the explosion only being 20cm from his face. Mr. Holenhiezer is now hospitalized with severe burn injuries on the right side of his face.

The source of this detonation was the ink pressurization canister that detonated due to an overload of superheated non-oxidized ink within the canister’s main chamber. The build up was caused by a number of circumstantial conditions including but not limited to: the highly salty air as wind blew from the sea and the sand that may have been lodged into the weapon’s mechanisms due to any falls or stumbles. Although these exterior factors are unlikely to have been the main source of the detonation as according to post incident analysis indicates the main source of the canister detonation was the high firepower output strictly caused by GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES’ modifications to the “Blaster” weapon being disproportionate to the original Blaster canister’s capacity.

Further investigations are being done to determine how many other modified weapons GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES is in possession of and whether those weapons are as dangerous as the Grizzco Blaster.

Custom is not responsible for any injuries or casualties caused by the unlawful and uncertified modification of their weapons.

Custom and Squidforce have been sponsors of GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES for 5 years, supplying them with weapons and gear required for their anti salmonoid defense operations, but due to this incident Custom is pulling out of any further deals with GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES or any of its subsidiaries and Squidforce is requiring all weapon manufacturers to arm of their weapons with anti modification pentameters in order to deter unlawful modification and enhancement of weapons.

GRIZZCO INDUSTRIES will be paying a 13 million Gesso fine to the Holenhiezer family as consultation and payment for Ben Holenhiezer’s medical fees and will be paying a 40 million Gesso fine to Custom due to their sullying of the “Blaster” line of weapons and for the false claims they made indicting Custom in the creation of the Grizzco weapon line.

[wetsydy]

I love this man.

[bestofgleecast]

[creatoranimator]

[neglectedrainbow]

BenSPlatt: #tbt to 70s magic for a special something that's coming your way tomorrow

[stilesisbiles]

Confession: Because of his twitter handle I thought Ben Platt was Ben Splatt for much longer than I’d like to admit.

[ijustkindapoststuff]

Did you mean, me with Benjamin Schiff Platt

[lawdtl]

“Young Bechloe is not canon”

[revolutionarytraditionalist]

I just want to say thank you to Ben Platt. Thank you for helping to create one of the best and most honest characters I have ever seen, for using your talent to portray this character so beautifully, for making me sob with your powerful performance, and for finding us all. Dear Evan Hansen is one of my favourite shows of all time and I just want to say thank you for being such an amazing part of it’s cast for so long. Evan is such a demanding role both emotionally and vocally and I’m astounded by your ability to still somehow perform it so well 8 shows a week. I never thought a show would effect me the way that DEH does and I want to thank you for being a part of that, it is a beautiful show and I’m excited to see Noah and Taylor take over and continue to allow people to see this masterpiece. You have been the best Evan we could have hoped for, thank you. I hope you get lots of rest and do many more amazing things.

[jakesbitch]

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we start with stars in our eyes

[justrosefromthedepthsofhell]

Can we appreciate our bean's faces here

[wetsydy]

watch my blog go from 💀🔪🩸🖤⛓ to 😗🧸🍑🌈💖 real fucking quick

[bestofgleecast]

[creatoranimator]

sorry for lack of art recently, so here are some sketchbook drawings! (sorry for messy handwritting)

[robertxdarling]

Ben Splatt for People Magazine

Photography: Brian Bowen Smith