#being forced to do…

[wardenthornes]

new bg3 durge 😊 bc I missed the game and my big beautiful wife Karlach

She was made to look like Selune’s elven aspect, 1. as a mockery of Selune and her followers because she’s a good-aligned goddess who frequently opposes [redacted], 2. to make people put misplaced trust, or even religious devotion, in her, and 3. because he gets sick satisfaction in being able to make a woman who looks like one of the most powerful goddesses do what he wants. Found & raised by foster parents who were devout Selunites, they always thought there was a greater purpose for Celene (she looks just like their goddess! She was dropped in the middle of their village in the middle of the night! Of course she must be a special blessing for them!). Having long since proved herself unworthy of her parents’ faith, Celene still hasn’t lost a bone-deep belief in her parents’ lessons of goodness and evil. But in adulthood, her many efforts to defect from the cult over the centuries only result in her re-capture and [redacted’s] constantly increasing control over her mind and body. The more she tries to break away, the tighter her leash gets. Even death isn’t an escape, as [redacted] only revives her and sees it as further disobedience.

In a last ditch effort to break free and stop [redacted], Celene offers all the information she has on [redacted et al’s] plans involving Selune’s daughter. She takes an oath to do whatever she can to help Selune, in exchange for Selune’s efforts to find some way to free and cure her (No small favor, even for Selune, as Ao’s law would forbid direct interference from other gods between Celene and [redacted]). However, Orin grows increasingly suspicious of Celene’s disloyalty. When [redacted] and Celene both accuse Orin of jealousy, disobedience, and insubordination to Celene for accusing her of once again trying to turn against [redacted], Orin snaps. Celene has always dismissed Orin as a fanatic, while simultaneously questioning her loyalty to curry favor with [redacted] when Celene’s the one with a long track record of attempted disloyalty. And still, somehow, she’s not the one [redacted] favors because she’s not his real daughter. Orin’s determined to take matters into her own hands, and show [redacted] once and for all that Orin, not his prodigal daughter, deserves to be his right hand.

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

[anneapocalypse]

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

[snake-with-scallions]

PSA (because I know we’re all so excited for Nico but this needs to be said): YOU CANNOT PUT NICO’S IDENTITY ONTO THE SMOL BOY WHOS GOING TO PLAY HIM.

IF THE ACTOR TURNS OUT NOT TO BE GAY AS THE YEARS GO BY WE ARE GOING TO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM REGARDLESS!!

IF ANYONE IN THIS FANDOM KIT CONNORS A FRIGGIN TEN YEAR OLD I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!

EVERYONE’S EXCITED FOR OUR GAY DISNEY PRINCE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE ACTOR ISN’T NICO, AND WILL HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SHOVED ON HIM BY A BUNCH OF RANDOM FANS THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!

Please I know everyone is excited but I am so scared for this kid

[moghedien]

you noticed how Glinda doesn't really let go of Elphaba basically from the Ozdust scene on and she's basically always holding Elphaba's hand or hanging onto her arm, even when its physically awkward to be doing so. and even during Defying Gravity after its clear that Glinda isn't going with Elphaba, they're still holding hands right up until the point where Glinda is grabbed by a guard and forcible pulled away from Elphaba

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.

Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.”

If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

[hinamie]

can't believe im saying this but long time no megumi

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[scarygreenlightning-art]

Not too late to participate in a twitter trend for once 👍