#behold a himbo

[klein-sodor-bahn]

The one time Heinrich was red

Translation:

Hein: huh

Hein: WHAT IS THIS CRAP

man left: Do we tell him?

Man right: Rather not

Mini text: I look like a damn can of coke

[sneevl13t]

so i got a new kitten

[percentstardust]

my muses that are himbos

mickey altieri

chad meeks martin

dewey riley

thor odinson

steve harrington

raiden tanaka

drogon

jacaerys velaryon

elias fitzherbert

danny fenton

ken carson

zed necrodopolous

eugene fitzherbert

mateo ramirez

jaime lannister

han solo

[deadbutcaffeinated]

I did no research into this mushroom (though I really should have done some) I just saw a reference and the first out loud thought I had was "That is a whole ass man"

[spydcddya]

she isn't one to date. hell, emi cannot even remember the last time she'd been on a decent date that she didn't get stood up on or ghosted all together. still: singles awareness day was upon her, and emi had nothing planned other then spending some time on the couch in her pj's watching horrible reality tv with some popcorn. that is-- until she caught sight of someone she recognized at the police station as she was turning in paperwork for her latest villain capture.

emerald eyes catch sight of the handsome man just as he seems to be leaving the floor their both on and quick as can be, emi drops her case files onto the detective's desk and speeds to the elevator, all smiles!

" quick! somebody call the cops!! it’s got to be illegal to look that good! " giggling unabashedly, she follows loid onto the elevator with a happy hum and reaches across him to press the g for ground floor. " hi! i'm emi! er--- miss joke! .. but, I kinda already feel like I know you?? maybe it's because you're just so dreamy! " & cue the giggles, . / I am so sorry, she's insane and thinks everyone is hot jxnrjrjsnnw -- happy valentines day! 💕

UNPROMPTED ASK » ANSWERED.

↳ @ofgravitation always accepting !

LOID  HAD  A  DEADLINE  TO  MEET.    to  the  drone  of  the  police  chief,    acquiring  data  on  the  low  lives  of  this  country  was top-priority  --  though  it  was  puzzling  where  he  fit  among  the list.    perhaps  a  step  above  despicable,  if  this  were  a  review  of  his  current  behavior.    but  like  every  pro-hero,    LAW  ENFORCEMENT'S  TAKEN  ALL  THE  CREDIT.    spies  would  never  be  appreciated.    &  with  that,    a  lofty  hoard  of  memorandum  is  sat  for  their  secretary  to  file  as  he  humiliatingly  brings  his  fellowship  down  with  him.    the  last  to  thank  &  the  first  up  for  critique.    neither  he  wants  to  wait  his  turn  for  as  he  marches  for  the  elevator.    

someone's  tailing  him,   &  at  first  he's  a  soundless  party  to  ignorance,    not  to  let  them  break  his  walk.    SECRETARIES  ALWAYS  CAME  AFTER  HIM  with  an  apparent  "need"  for  information,    with  newly  reddened  lips  put  on  through  the  bathroom  mirror.    but  it  wasn't  their  desperation  that  seasoned  his  ears.    no.    this  was  vibrant  &  charging  in  with  speed   --  loid's  suddenly  not  alone.    she's  reached  across  to  poke  the  button  that  he's  seconds  away  from  pressing.   the woman  was  bubbly  and  with  their  slow  descent,   had  time  to  break  the  ice.    SHE'S  SEEN  HIM  BEFORE   ?    well,   he  was  present  at  yesterday's  school  board  meeting.   but  the agent does  know  of  her.    ketsubutsu  high's  mascot.    a  laugh  that  boisterious  couldn't  be  mistaken.    

an  impassive  return  to  the  other,   ❝   you're  the  laughing  stock.   ❞   a  close  guess  ....  a  rude  guess.    she  did  say  her  name  was  miss  joke.  &   maybe  she  was  suffering  from  light - headedness. ❝   i  don't  know  if  that's  part  of  my  job  description  but  if  you're  seeing  things,   you  should  TAKE  A  SEAT  WHEN WE REACH  THE  LOBBY -- ❞

[bouvillea]

wires crossed

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

ngl viggo looks like an edited in png like

*insert ur fave character here*

somehow can't get over the fact that this is a real frame tbh

[meo-eiru]

As someone who has a thing for hot muscular dudes being “mommy” toward a girl (aka VERY rare kink to find stuff of) bless you for your beautiful elf man 😭

I feel you! Honestly it’s so rare that I was fully prepared to getting shamed for it but lo and behold he became my most popular post and oc.

I’m just glad people are enjoying the himbo milf elf tiddies with me

[anglophile-rin]

If it pleases the court (TUA fandom), I would like to present evidence in the case of: Luther becomes a stripper in season four.

Exhibit A was innocuous in and of itself. Filming was locked down tight, as we are all painfully aware (God, please Steve, a crumb, we're starving), but I did have a few nights of fevered stalking and came across this casting call:

Okay, cool. Could be anything. Interesting, but nothing telling.

Then came the Exhibit B: the promo photos! And, of course, their accompanying emojis:

We all seemed to agree that these emojis were season tidbits. Luther season one: The moon, baby. Season two: bare knuckle brawling under the name King Kong. Season three: married. Season four:....uh? Disco era?

No, no, my dearest of friends. I suggest that dancing is less Boogie Nights and much more Thunder Down Under.

Finally, Exhibit C: the teaser trailer, really solidified it for me.

First, we have the spacesuit, which is likely supposed to make us think he's literally going back into space. But behold! That helmet has no actual glass:

Not ideal in the unforgiving vacuum of space.

Seeing this, I was sure Luther was gracing us with at least one tearaway this season. My only hope was that they would call him Space Boy.

And lo and behold:

God bless us, every one.

So, there you have it. I submit to the court that Number One "Luther" Hargreeves has fully and joyfully embraced his new bod. And for a $20 lap dance, so can you.

Bonus! The himbo twins look like they're going undercover together and Diego ends up shirtless, wearing only cuffs:

Which, of course, brings to mind Exhibit A: casting call for a Chippendale-type. Kinda like:

Diego: I don't have a suit.

Luther: I gotchu.

UPDATE:

Two more pieces of evidence have emerged! The first is innocuous:

A little tongue in cheek, but it definitely fits. Could be affirmation bias, but hey, what couldn't?

And then, the doozy. My smoking gun. Exhibit XXX, from the new posters releases today (26 Jun 24):

GET THOSE ONES, LUTHER!

[il-predestinato]

Behold! My 3 favourite himbos: 🥰

@F1: Here's when you can expect Grill The Grid over the next few weeks! 😍

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[alexatheris-44]

Behold my bois, my beloved sillies.

Axcel’Roth (tall, himbo and scaly) and Valduran (taller, pink eyes and sketchy) are my current fixation OCs so you will be seeing ‘em often lmao

Probably even see them kiss… like a LOT

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Fandom Observation Nicknames and Funny Tags: Part Jujutsu Kaisen

To add to my fandom behaviors and trends series. I thought it would share some of the funny or slutty nicknames some of the fandoms have given to their characters because trust me some had me laugh out loud and deserve more attention due to the creativity. Not just the nicknames. The tags have also been something to behold. But just in case that's not your thing, I did put a break in the post so expand at your own risk

Now let me make myself perfectly clear this is not meant to shame or call anyone out. I am genuinely impressed with the creativity and you guys made me laugh. So again in my opinion these were too good just to be lost in the tags or in the anonymous messages, several you sent me.

So, let's start with Jujutsu Kaisen because that fandom is the best when it comes to nicknames and absolutely hilarious tags. So here are some of my favorites and they have at least one for every character

Kento Nanami: The Linkedin Daddy, The eldest daughter's dream man, " When you're tired of trying to fix him and now want a man that can fix you", The malewife, "The smutty wolf of Wall Street," "A man that could make a housewife out of anyone", Nanami 'i break walls with creeps and kneel for women' Kento," & Corporate Bae.

Gojo: "The unstable himbo", Everything the youngest child has ever dreamed of, The I could fix him (no one can fix him), A little freak affectionate

Geto: The "mentally ill genocidal pookie", "a DILF that fathered so hard he mothered", The middle child's dream man, & Precious baby girl who has done nothing wrong in their entire life (has literally committed terrorism and murder), "my princess with disorders."

Toji Fushiguro: "A horrible father that just happens to be unreasonably hot", Darling dirtbag, Extra wide blorbo, Precious beef cake, it would be worth the STD, hear me out the worm offers some interesting possibilities, my precious darling deadbeat, babygirl, The things I would let him do to me,

Choso: "His sunken eyes and depressed swag have captivated me", my little emo boy, "he is a beautiful angel and i want to sit on his face until he drowns in my p**** juice", pookie, big handsome kitty, baby daddy, mr. rideable nose, 150 y/o virgin.

Mahito: A "beloved princess with a disorder", "When you just want to freak who's objectively a monster"

Sukuna: "When you're down for atrocities", I might not survive but it would be worth it & Four armed daddy,

Yuki Tsukumo: "My tall and buff queen", & dommy mommy with a motorcycle.

I think everyone can tell the fandom favorites and if I see any more in the future I will add them. But I hope at least someone gets a laugh out of these and thank you to the people who put these nicknames or phrases in the comments, tags and multiple anonymous messages received.

And just in case you're feeling called out JJK fandom this is just part 1 of a series. I have multiple other fandoms posts started in the draft box

[mandsleanan]

Oh no, my loaf of himbo-bread has burnt ends.

He's just a good, dumb baby.

[polivanova]

Behold my fellow last exile enjoyers, here comes the wet cat man himself! And of course his himbo friend nemesis

had spent way more time on this piece than planned but nevertheless enjoyed the details (and rewatching the 11th episode three times in a row hehe)

[brotpqueen]

Okay chapter six is nearly ready. However I do have to share something that was inspired by a comment from @jennythepenny. Behold a microcosm of my summer camp good omens au madness.

Technically Newt shouldn’t count because he’s a twig man but shhhh. Also honourable mentions to Aziraphale but you’re too smart to be considered a himbo.