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The one time Heinrich was red
Translation:
Hein: huh
Hein: WHAT IS THIS CRAP
man left: Do we tell him?
Man right: Rather not
Mini text: I look like a damn can of coke
#ttte#thomas and friends#ttte humanized#ttte human au#ttte oc#akagi’s ocs#Heinrich the Pride of the DR#dr br 18 201#dr 18 201#18 201#deutsche reichsbahn#ttte shitpost#ttte comic#Behold the big Coca Cola can on wheels#Ah yes the good old Roco marketing stunt#fun fact the red on the wheels and body are different shades#Feral himbo Heinrich lol
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so i got a new kitten
#my art#art#nekopara catboys paradise#soooooo yeah#im into femboys and catboys now lmao#the story behind how i even played the game is awesome#my friend reccomended this to me since i like adwd and dear god#i showed it to my other friends and tehy told me to fukign play it#lo and behold a whole friend group is into this one fucking femboy#hes so bbg tho#malewife moment lol#but none of us like the leona kingscholar or dehay or whatever the fuck his name is#the himbo guy i forgot his name#ah right sage#yeah we just skipped the part whenever hes on#ITS THE SIDE VIEW MAN ITS THE SIDEVIEW!!!
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my muses that are himbos
mickey altieri
chad meeks martin
dewey riley
thor odinson
steve harrington
raiden tanaka
drogon
jacaerys velaryon
elias fitzherbert
danny fenton
ken carson
zed necrodopolous
eugene fitzherbert
mateo ramirez
jaime lannister
han solo
#& head canons ( all )#& stars that have people names ( aesthetic )#AM NOT TAGGING ALL OF THEM RN#my army of himbos#ken is their leader!!!!!!#saved#BEHOLD MY ARMY!!!#muse round up
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I did no research into this mushroom (though I really should have done some) I just saw a reference and the first out loud thought I had was "That is a whole ass man"
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she isn't one to date. hell, emi cannot even remember the last time she'd been on a decent date that she didn't get stood up on or ghosted all together. still: singles awareness day was upon her, and emi had nothing planned other then spending some time on the couch in her pj's watching horrible reality tv with some popcorn. that is-- until she caught sight of someone she recognized at the police station as she was turning in paperwork for her latest villain capture.
emerald eyes catch sight of the handsome man just as he seems to be leaving the floor their both on and quick as can be, emi drops her case files onto the detective's desk and speeds to the elevator, all smiles!
" quick! somebody call the cops!! it’s got to be illegal to look that good! " giggling unabashedly, she follows loid onto the elevator with a happy hum and reaches across him to press the g for ground floor. " hi! i'm emi! er--- miss joke! .. but, I kinda already feel like I know you?? maybe it's because you're just so dreamy! " & cue the giggles, . / I am so sorry, she's insane and thinks everyone is hot jxnrjrjsnnw -- happy valentines day! 💕
UNPROMPTED ASK » ANSWERED.
↳ @ofgravitation always accepting !
LOID HAD A DEADLINE TO MEET. to the drone of the police chief, acquiring data on the low lives of this country was top-priority -- though it was puzzling where he fit among the list. perhaps a step above despicable, if this were a review of his current behavior. but like every pro-hero, LAW ENFORCEMENT'S TAKEN ALL THE CREDIT. spies would never be appreciated. & with that, a lofty hoard of memorandum is sat for their secretary to file as he humiliatingly brings his fellowship down with him. the last to thank & the first up for critique. neither he wants to wait his turn for as he marches for the elevator.
someone's tailing him, & at first he's a soundless party to ignorance, not to let them break his walk. SECRETARIES ALWAYS CAME AFTER HIM with an apparent "need" for information, with newly reddened lips put on through the bathroom mirror. but it wasn't their desperation that seasoned his ears. no. this was vibrant & charging in with speed -- loid's suddenly not alone. she's reached across to poke the button that he's seconds away from pressing. the woman was bubbly and with their slow descent, had time to break the ice. SHE'S SEEN HIM BEFORE ? well, he was present at yesterday's school board meeting. but the agent does know of her. ketsubutsu high's mascot. a laugh that boisterious couldn't be mistaken.
an impassive return to the other, ❝ you're the laughing stock. ❞ a close guess .... a rude guess. she did say her name was miss joke. & maybe she was suffering from light - headedness. ❝ i don't know if that's part of my job description but if you're seeing things, you should TAKE A SEAT WHEN WE REACH THE LOBBY -- ❞
#ofgravitation#behold#twilight is a himbo#he can pin social cues when it's on his own accord#but when he's casually going about his day ? he's an IDIOT not to realize someone's flirting with him XD#and he knows her ..... kind of ?? ASDFGHJKL#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ ic .#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ answered .#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ v: my hero academia .
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wires crossed
#art#comic#Damselfly#Ivo#5th#behold the himbo bff#I had this thumbnail sitting in my files since the beginning of aug or end of july wild
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ngl viggo looks like an edited in png like
*insert ur fave character here*
somehow can't get over the fact that this is a real frame tbh
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As someone who has a thing for hot muscular dudes being “mommy” toward a girl (aka VERY rare kink to find stuff of) bless you for your beautiful elf man 😭
I feel you! Honestly it’s so rare that I was fully prepared to getting shamed for it but lo and behold he became my most popular post and oc.
I’m just glad people are enjoying the himbo milf elf tiddies with me
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If it pleases the court (TUA fandom), I would like to present evidence in the case of: Luther becomes a stripper in season four.
Exhibit A was innocuous in and of itself. Filming was locked down tight, as we are all painfully aware (God, please Steve, a crumb, we're starving), but I did have a few nights of fevered stalking and came across this casting call:
Okay, cool. Could be anything. Interesting, but nothing telling.
Then came the Exhibit B: the promo photos! And, of course, their accompanying emojis:
We all seemed to agree that these emojis were season tidbits. Luther season one: The moon, baby. Season two: bare knuckle brawling under the name King Kong. Season three: married. Season four:....uh? Disco era?
No, no, my dearest of friends. I suggest that dancing is less Boogie Nights and much more Thunder Down Under.
Finally, Exhibit C: the teaser trailer, really solidified it for me.
First, we have the spacesuit, which is likely supposed to make us think he's literally going back into space. But behold! That helmet has no actual glass:
Not ideal in the unforgiving vacuum of space.
Seeing this, I was sure Luther was gracing us with at least one tearaway this season. My only hope was that they would call him Space Boy.
And lo and behold:
God bless us, every one.
So, there you have it. I submit to the court that Number One "Luther" Hargreeves has fully and joyfully embraced his new bod. And for a $20 lap dance, so can you.
Bonus! The himbo twins look like they're going undercover together and Diego ends up shirtless, wearing only cuffs:
Which, of course, brings to mind Exhibit A: casting call for a Chippendale-type. Kinda like:
Diego: I don't have a suit.
Luther: I gotchu.
UPDATE:
Two more pieces of evidence have emerged! The first is innocuous:
A little tongue in cheek, but it definitely fits. Could be affirmation bias, but hey, what couldn't?
And then, the doozy. My smoking gun. Exhibit XXX, from the new posters releases today (26 Jun 24):
GET THOSE ONES, LUTHER!
#tua s4#tua s4 spoilers#tua s4 speculation#the umbrella academy#the umbrella academy spoilers#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#chippendale#luther's gonna take his pants off guys#i feel it in my giblets#SPACE BOY#hes outta this world?#rocket ride?#what song are we thinking?#im thinking rocket man
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Behold! My 3 favourite himbos: 🥰
@F1: Here's when you can expect Grill The Grid over the next few weeks! 😍
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lando norris#norlestappen#❤️#jkjk only 2 of these are himbos#max fighting against those dumb blond stereotypes since forever#grill the grid 2023
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fandoms: jujutsu kaisen, fnaf, re4, spiderman atsv, codmw2.
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MANEATERVILLE FRIDAYS🩸we feed your fear from the thirst for blood, flesh, and lust that terrorizes the handsome men in town! can you survive the vastly evil sensuality of maneaters, femme fatales, witches, and vampires?
𖤐 OCTOBER 6TH: ❝ SEASON OF THE WITCH ❞ starring GETO SUGURU (jjk)
��love spells aren’t enough to make you mine forever…”
⚠︎ CW: witch disguised as sex therapist, implied homewrecking, slight yandere, witchcraft, seduction, impersonation, bodysnatching, body/soul possession, kidnapping, eventual smut, horror/thriller themes.
𖤐 OCTOBER 13TH: ❝ MY GIRLFRIEND IS A SUCCUBUS! ❞ starring MICHAEL AFTON (fnaf)
“an insatiable lust for flesh, gore, and sex…!”
⚠︎ CW: established relationship, modern au, halloween setting, malewife himbo bf/girlboss demon gf dynamic, succubus!reader, revenge, murder, flesh eating, tentacle bondage, msub!michael.
𖤐 OCTOBER 27TH: ❝ LUST AT FIRST BITE ❞ starring LEON KENNEDY (re4)
“i’ve always wondered what you tasted like, your highness..”
⚠︎ CW: historical royalty au, duchess!reader, coercion so dubcon warning, seduction, hypnosis, eventual smut, bathtub sex, marking, neck biting, blood drinking, mentions of killing, loss of innocence, multiple orgasms.
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𖤐 OCTOBER 14TH: ❝ FREAK NEXT DOOR ❞ starring TOJI FUSHIGURO (jjk)
“i love watching you every night from my window...”
⚠︎ TW: noncon, drugging, stalking/voyeurism, murder threats, perverted neighbor, kinda yandere, forced cuckolding, minor gunplay, bondage, degrading, dark obsession, kidnapping, eventual smut, forced creampie.
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“it is not your flesh that sustains me; it is your fear…”
⚠︎ TW: dubcon, mind control (glitchtrap virus), sadism, kidnapping, murder threats, fear play, manipulation, predator/prey dynamic, implied age gap, degradation, eventual rough smut, mentions of vanny mask.
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“you look so pretty getting stretched out like that…”
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⚠︎ CW: established relationship, miguel in heat, rough sex, soft sex, marking, biting, possession, breeding, knotting, impregnating, degrading/praising, power struggle, multiple orgasms, semi-public sex.
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Behold my bois, my beloved sillies.
Axcel’Roth (tall, himbo and scaly) and Valduran (taller, pink eyes and sketchy) are my current fixation OCs so you will be seeing ‘em often lmao
Probably even see them kiss… like a LOT
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A normal conversation with my dog. He is stinky and dumb and I love him dearly
#behold! art#this was the first time in about two years since i let him up on my bed and nothing was destroyed so be proud of him 😎#not a single thought happens behind those eyes#himbo dog#comics
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Oh no, my loaf of himbo-bread has burnt ends.
He's just a good, dumb baby.
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Fandom Observation Nicknames and Funny Tags: Part Jujutsu Kaisen
To add to my fandom behaviors and trends series. I thought it would share some of the funny or slutty nicknames some of the fandoms have given to their characters because trust me some had me laugh out loud and deserve more attention due to the creativity. Not just the nicknames. The tags have also been something to behold. But just in case that's not your thing, I did put a break in the post so expand at your own risk
Now let me make myself perfectly clear this is not meant to shame or call anyone out. I am genuinely impressed with the creativity and you guys made me laugh. So again in my opinion these were too good just to be lost in the tags or in the anonymous messages, several you sent me.
So, let's start with Jujutsu Kaisen because that fandom is the best when it comes to nicknames and absolutely hilarious tags. So here are some of my favorites and they have at least one for every character
Kento Nanami: The Linkedin Daddy, The eldest daughter's dream man, " When you're tired of trying to fix him and now want a man that can fix you", The malewife, "The smutty wolf of Wall Street," "A man that could make a housewife out of anyone", Nanami 'i break walls with creeps and kneel for women' Kento," & Corporate Bae.
Gojo: "The unstable himbo", Everything the youngest child has ever dreamed of, The I could fix him (no one can fix him), A little freak affectionate
Geto: The "mentally ill genocidal pookie", "a DILF that fathered so hard he mothered", The middle child's dream man, & Precious baby girl who has done nothing wrong in their entire life (has literally committed terrorism and murder), "my princess with disorders."
Toji Fushiguro: "A horrible father that just happens to be unreasonably hot", Darling dirtbag, Extra wide blorbo, Precious beef cake, it would be worth the STD, hear me out the worm offers some interesting possibilities, my precious darling deadbeat, babygirl, The things I would let him do to me,
Choso: "His sunken eyes and depressed swag have captivated me", my little emo boy, "he is a beautiful angel and i want to sit on his face until he drowns in my p**** juice", pookie, big handsome kitty, baby daddy, mr. rideable nose, 150 y/o virgin.
Mahito: A "beloved princess with a disorder", "When you just want to freak who's objectively a monster"
Sukuna: "When you're down for atrocities", I might not survive but it would be worth it & Four armed daddy,
Yuki Tsukumo: "My tall and buff queen", & dommy mommy with a motorcycle.
I think everyone can tell the fandom favorites and if I see any more in the future I will add them. But I hope at least someone gets a laugh out of these and thank you to the people who put these nicknames or phrases in the comments, tags and multiple anonymous messages received.
And just in case you're feeling called out JJK fandom this is just part 1 of a series. I have multiple other fandoms posts started in the draft box
#poll analysis#not a poll#jjk#fandom trends#fandom culture#fandom#nicknames and funny tags#whoishotteranimepolls
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Behold my fellow last exile enjoyers, here comes the wet cat man himself! And of course his himbo friend nemesis
had spent way more time on this piece than planned but nevertheless enjoyed the details (and rewatching the 11th episode three times in a row hehe)
#artwork#last exile#alex rowe#vincent alzey#this is an excuse to draw urbanus serpent thingy symbol#they live in my brain rent free
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