#before: petsitting

[creaturecontainer]

some new art finally! a drawing of my gaoler hanami cus hes definitely my favorite dragon hehe

[qhazomb]

all my cosplay dragons that i made custom skins/accents for :)

[aropride]

I GET TO HAVE FRUIT TODAY ‼️ FOR FREE ‼️‼️‼️

[agoraphobe]

im staying w my mom this weekend n im kinda nervous but mostly im rly excited. she wanted to take me out n do stuff in the city but i told her i prob wont feel good enough to do all that so she was like "oh thats totally fine bc we can just order in and smoke weed" like?? thank uuuuu. god bless.

[fryknave]

looooook at this thang

[ferberus-skull]

pixel cat's end i love you.

flight rising.... you're okay (joking, i love you too)

[knifegremliin]

god i think i need to go up on my focus meds. my brain just feels like fucking tv static

[rjalker]

anyways not that I've made any posts about Chuck so I am just throwing you all into like, season fucking 4 with this comment but anyways

notice how when Sarah says "What about me? Why don't I get to say no?" Her voice is pitched several octaves higher than normal to make this incredibly fucking reasonable and literally fucking ethically required demand into instead a joke about her being an unreasonable harpy that we should scoff and laugh at.

Chuck gets to do whatever he wants, no matter what Sarah wants, and she's not allowed to get upset by it or set her own boundaries, because Chuck is the Main Character, so he must always get what he wants.

Chuck wants her to move in? She has to move in otherwise she's a bad girlfriend and not a Real Person™.

She doesn't unpack her clothes because she's spent 90% of her life moving and is still adjusting to living in one place? Well now she's going to be shamed for this until she unpacks because everything has to benefit Chuck.

Chuck wants to get married? She begs him to not rush her and give her time to get used to just dating first. So four episodes later he's proposing again. Because fuck what she wants.

Chuck wants a giant wedding filled with family and friends, in the marriage he's pressured her into accepting????? Well when she is understandably horrified by this idea and wants just a quiet ceremony to themselves because a giant thing would stress her out too much and ruin what's supposed to be the happiest day of her life, in the wedding that Chuck has pressured her into accepting, well now she's being an unreasonable bitch with a high-pitched harpy voice who's making Chuck suffer by Not Being A Real Woman™.

Chuck wants to have kids? Wow. Look at that. Guess what happens next.

[definitelyallergictohalla]

hey, Lucanis questline spoilers under cut........ but in a silly way

/glances at my main Neopets account/

/stares hard at IllarioDellamorte/

should I get rid of you??????

tbh this is a much harder choice for me than the actual questline lol

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Does anyone know how to cheer up two dogs whose owners are going to be gone for a week. Asking because they look sad.

[reinemichele]

Man whose fucking idea was it to adjust my medication 2 days before I petsit for 2 weeks (slash sarcastic)

It wasn't working before, I was sleeping 14 hrs a day on what I was previously on, but this is day 4 of weaning myself off and day 2 of petsitting and I feel like cuh-rying . I could go into detail, but I don't want to bc I know it's mainly the adjustment and I just need to weather it 🥲

[pumpkin-magpie]

I would do this in the tags but I have a bit to say about my kitties that wouldn’t fit

NEKO:

The old hag of the three, and the last pet I have that has lived with us since my own birth. She’s a bit of a skittish one, and apparently she was a former feral cat. She was a bit of an outdoor/indoor cat for a while. She would scream at the door in the morning until we let her out, then she would return in the afternoon. We tried to keep her inside, but she would just get more antsy until we did. After a while, she settled down into becoming an indoor cat. Part of this might be because I was assigned to feed her, and we ended up getting closer over time. She did have a bit of a freak out some time after Kaiju arrived, and pissed on a couch ( which we then had to throw away ). She seems to be more comfortable when she can be outside. Now she prefers to stay on the porch, but she’ll go out into the woods ( small part of a park- no noticeable danger, not that we would let her out if there was any) and inside as she chooses. She somewhat gets along with both other cats. She’s named after Neko Case and is around 14 years old!

KAIJU:

The newest edition. We got him from the same place we got haru, a local foster home. We knew he was the one as soon as he flopped down right in front of us. Kaiju ( formerly Woodstock ) and his brother, Snoopy, were colony cats that were rescued as kittens. One notable thing about Kaiju’s relationship with the other family members is that despite our dad saying he didn’t really want a cat, he and Kaiju are incredibly close. Kaiju was originally meant to be a friend to Haru since Neko and Roxy ( our dog ) are too old to want to play with Haru. Despite this, Haru hates his guts and slaps him whenever he gets close ( although they might be getting better ). Kaiju seems to have made good friends with Roxy. Me and Kaiju get along the least. He is constantly getting into my stuff and I don’t think he appreciates my close friendship with his bully. He’s noisy and always hungry, but we love him to bits. He does need to stop running out of the house though. He is named after the Kaiju from the Godzilla series and is 1 year old!

HARU:

My bestie. We got her from the same foster home as Kaiju after the death of our late cat jasper ( lived to 21! ). She was also a little bit skittish, but younger me took an instant liking to her. I think our friendship started when I let her in my room to get away from the dog and rest, and she just kept coming back to see me. She was always a little mean to people ( especially those she doesn’t know ) but she does have a soft side! I was always impressed by her intelligence and character. I’ve managed to teach her how to use certain tools ( a fidget spinner ) and how to improve on some skills. On her own she’s also learned how to adapt to and understand different situations. Another notable thing is her appearance. Despite being a full grown cat, she’s only about 2/3 the size of the other cats at most. Along with that, she has an eyelid deformity that causes her to squint a lot. She doesn’t have that usual look in her eyes that most cats do because of this. She has strabismus as well- her left eye points up and to the right, like me! ( although I get surgery soon. ) Observing her little quirks is what got me interested in the behaviorisms and communication among animals. She likes to sneak her way into my room often, follow me when I’m not there, licks tape and “ chew “ books ( weirdo ), and enjoys death note for some reason. Me and haru are besties and I would give the world for her. She is named after Haru from The Cat Returns and is 5 years old!

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

[smallhatlogan]

The LGD got out when I was opening the gate to feed the animals and I had to go sprinting down the road after her, caught her in someone else's front yard, walked her back, put her in the fence, brought the feed bucket in, a goat immediately sticks his entire head in and manages to dump most of the feed out onto him and one of the pigs 🙃

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

it’s so weird how you can live an entire 25 years taking care of your own human body and still just. forget how it works.

like not only did i forget that i need to eat today, i forgot that i need to eat AND was sitting around irritated and baffled over not feeling well for HOURS before remembering that i do in fact have to eat.

25 years. 9,000 days. and sometimes i still forget wtf the check engine light means.

i know that every story about futuristic tech body modifications is a horror story for a reason. but i’m just saying. i would not turn down a set of nifty little status bars for myself 😭

[ferberus-skull]

you know i'm really glad pixel cat's end is so forgiving to people with little to no energy. there's really no penalties at all for skipping out on dailies, there's absolutely no pressure to really do anything if you don't want to or don't have the energy to. it's really, really great.

[xneoxine]

the neighborhood stray needs a vet visit, so I guess if he’s not chipped I have a cat now