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problemduetest4life · 4 months ago
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idgaf I need nora to bring back slurs and cracker dust in TGR
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halfbaked00q · 2 months ago
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I have no clue if this is an underserved niche for realsies or just to me, but.
need more fics of James Bond breaking into Q's flat. but not just for, like, to force Q to stitch him up or to proposition him or whatever. But just to hang out lol. Like full on, "new stray cat that showed up one day and I guess I have another cat now?" He is just there to hang out maybe nap and sometimes bother Q's cats and also Q himself. and also eat his food. But at least he also *brings* food too, and, idk, sometimes he cooks? so I guess that's.... okay...? (<- Q trying to justify this to himself lmao)
Q is suddenly like. I guess I kind of have a roommate now that isn't fully a roommate cuz he doesn't really live here all the time except maybe he might as well do? lowkey I do still picture Bond disappearing at night, like, he doesn't stay the night. at least at first. very much the way a visiting cat/new friendly stray on the block would.
And then one day (night). Q has some emergency to take care of or sth and is working late, but ig it's not so bad that he can't work from home about it. And he stumbles out of his home office to go to his kitchen. and stops dead in his tracks cuz. there is James Bond, conked out on his sofa, one cat on his chest the other like, almost sitting on his head. Q, befuddled,. just goes to his linen closet and gets an extra blanket and covers him properly (and tucks him in) cuz the throw blanket is okay, but like throw blankets tend to be, lowkey on the smaller side, so like. tuck him in and make him comfy
and then Bond becomes more and more of "guess you are *my* cat now?"
and also at some point they get together, too, I guess, lol. But I think somehow they end up in bed together (literally in bed together) first, before it progresses to that point lol
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cloudwardhoe · 4 months ago
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I saw the movie Flow! Some thoughts:
So if you don’t know, Flow is an animated movie that follows a lost cat who’s home was flooded and there is no dialogue other than than various animal noises
I am not really someone who can sit with no dialogue movies. Like I can barely do subtitles
But I think this was worth it.
The animation was beautiful
All of the animals personality’s really shined through
Like the cat was my cat. It’s little meows broke my heart because that’s exactly how my cat sounds
The cat and dog interactions were perfect
The lemur was so funny
The birds were jerks though. All the other animals acted (mostly) how you would expect them too. But would a bird actually intentionally break another birds wing? It was awful
It reminded me a lot of the game Stray; but with less robots and more animals.
I wish we did get a little glimpse of the human that had to be there at some point. I found them relatable without ever seeing them. Like I too would create a massive statue of my cat along with various other statues honoring her many cute little cat poses.
Overall I would recommend it. Maybe be cautious of taking kids who get bored easy. But highly recommend to animal lovers especially cat lovers. And anyone who loved stray. Nice little quiet movie during a hectic time of year.
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starry-bi-sky · 5 months ago
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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naamahdarling · 1 year ago
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Sudden and hard. Felt like a small explosion, like when the compressed gas factory a few miles away from my house exploded years ago, but with no sound besides the soft, faint thunder of a dozen nearby houses shuddering.
And our house shaking, obvs.
Cats were/are not happy.
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thesingingrevolution · 2 months ago
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he has one line. but man, what a phenomenal line
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gomzdrawfr · 4 months ago
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here's what I got from day 1 hehe
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I got the Ghost charm and prints from beloved rinny!! so happy to meet up with fellow Malaysian artists :D The stickers are printed from an artist I recognized which is bue_june (warning, very nsfw account) - cat!Ghost, sense of sight, I'm not sure who did the Konigs tho :3
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housenp · 10 months ago
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every time you blame one of wilsons ex wives for their failed marriages 10000 puppies get run over by a semi truck
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tsukasalover · 7 months ago
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no why would i try and figure out the line distribution for the full version of wxs reincarnation apple lolol thats not happening any time soon haha 😂😅
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im so happy. pinocchiop + wxs = perfection
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jackfrostimposter · 7 months ago
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genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?
#Lemme be a toxic fan for a moment bc im so tired and stressed and i need to yell my silly fandom frustrations out to the void#The people saying Jack is fourteen in them. No.#He can manipulate his age from 11 to 18 and is dating a 25 yr old#people still insist that the books are connected to the movie despite there being no possibility for that since 2018#And like they totally guess what happens in the books#I saw someone try to say that dreamworks were being 'weird' and aged Jack up to ship him with tooth but in the books he was a child#three things: He's not fourteen (see above for age. He's essentially an adult and is treated as such) and is dating an adult#And he didn't make an official appearance in the books until 2018. Six years AFTER the movies release#and thirdly dreamworks aged him DOWN????#Joyce's og idea was an adult with a wife + kids ???#Like what are you talking about#never mind the people insisting that JACK IS 12???? NO??? Where did you get ur information bc wtf???#the movie started production (in 2008) before any of the books even existed (first book was published in 2011)#We have no idea how much of the books they had! The most they had were Joyce's ideas that were subject to change (and boy did they change)#the walking eggs in the movie didn't come from the book (even tho they're in there) they came from Joyce's doodling on notes!#The third book published alongside the movie tie-in books and then days later the finished film premiered at the Mill Valley Film Festival#by the time the second book rolled around (2012) the movie was probably finished and was just getting distributed by paramount and#was possibly even finished in 2011! Four years of production of the movie and then the first book got released#I cannot express enough how much the books are not the source material for the movie. If anything is it's the 2005 short film Joyce made#God it's so infuriating to see people discussing the books like they're the Bible without having read it. I get so irrationally upset#And why are we talking about the books like they have any relevance to the movie after 2018? that book completely severed all ties#Like I get it if people want to connect them but you'd have to ignore the entire last book to do that (which yeah most do)#but there's so many assumptions about the books and it makes it clear who got their into from fan rumors and who actually read them#if you are basing ur understanding of a book you've never read based on fanfic maybe you just shouldn’t say anything about the book#rotg#rise of the guardians#guardians of childhood#goc
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crescentfool · 8 months ago
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adventures in makomart!
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acoustic-crayons · 9 months ago
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He's here to turn in the Wanted Dead or Alive Bounty(dead) and even brought some flowers as well, much to his brother's embarrassment
Hickory could've gone without seeing his brother's strange attempts to flirt.
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supercantaloupe · 1 month ago
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i also more formally met our rodolfo tonight and he is such a sweetheart. big jolly teddy bear of a man
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crustaceousfaggot · 10 months ago
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On one hand my phone is my bestest friend who protects me and shows me so many beautiful wonders. On the other hand I wanna throw this fucking lump of metal into the sun before it can erode my brain any more than it already has. Do you understand.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993, Henry Selick)
13/07/2024
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forbiddentaako · 2 months ago
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Similarly to the valentine's day poll, pick a song that will correspond to some art (with specific lyrics this time)
1: "you want apologies/girl, you might hold your breath/until your breathing stops forever, forever/the only thing you'll get/is this curse on your lips/I hope they taste of me forever"
2: "I hate the way you say my name/like its something secret/my pen is the barrel of the gun/remind me which side you should be on"
3:"So wear me like a locket around your throat/i'll weigh you down/i'll watch you choke"
4: "Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress, love"
5: "This is me wishing you into the worst situations/ I'm the kind of kid that can't let anything go/ but you wouldn't know a good thing If it came up and slit your throat"
6: "And did you hear the news?/I could dissect you and gut you on this stage/not as eloquent as I imagined/but it will get the job done"
7: "Every line is plotted and designed to leave you/standing on your bedroom window's ledge/and everyone else/ that it hits, that it gets to/ is nothing more than collateral damage"
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