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truly shout out to fat and hair
#[has anxiety attack] Well that sucks but have you ever heard of the awesome human body. Fat distribution and variation in hair growth#Markings and benign discoloration of skin. bumps and tags and whiskers and such. Have you ever looked at someones backside before#Seen whats defined underneath when they sit a certain way or the particular way flesh deforms with force or pressure#like supporting your head with your hand on your cheek and slumping.#Did u know its beautiful in this thinggggg
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Sudden and hard. Felt like a small explosion, like when the compressed gas factory a few miles away from my house exploded years ago, but with no sound besides the soft, faint thunder of a dozen nearby houses shuddering.
And our house shaking, obvs.
Cats were/are not happy.
#dying laughing tho that i had almost dragged my bf into the bedroom an hour or so before and wouldn't THAT have been hilarious#fun trivia that gas factory explosion happened at the company my husband worked at and i instantly knew what it was from the direction#but he was at the distribution and sales center not the actual bottling factory#but for like 8 minutes i was p sure i was a widow#didn't know what to do about it with no car so i went and made cookies in case he survived and hoped for the best#humans react to things in really interesting ways
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every time you blame one of wilsons ex wives for their failed marriages 10000 puppies get run over by a semi truck
#house md#Yes it takes two to tango but uhhh#wilson. clearly holds the majority of the fault in all 3 divorces#and yeah julie cheated on him. he cheated on her with house… so#and by that i dont mean ‘wilson and house fucked before julie and wilson got divorced’#i explicitly do not believe that#but i mean. dude skipped christmas at home without a second thought to her feelings to spend it with someone he just blatantly cares more#- about#and thats just one of many examples of him prioritizing house#with sam the blame for the divorce is more evenly distributed but#theres a pattern here. coming from him.
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no why would i try and figure out the line distribution for the full version of wxs reincarnation apple lolol thats not happening any time soon haha 😂😅
im so happy. pinocchiop + wxs = perfection
#this is all gonna be wrong istg. Ok.#pinocchiop#reincarnation apple#prsk#pjsk#project sekai#wxs#I rlly hope they get entire lines instead of Splitting them up Bcs i know theyve changed the distribution in full vers before. Plz#wonderlands x showtime#tsukasa tenma#emu otori#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#tensei ringo
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post-canon every single member of kimcom likes to spoon kim dokja. nonsexually. it's just nice to know he's alive and there and feel his chest rise and fall within the circle of your arms. try to do something stupid now asshole. oh you can't? because of my octopus impression? that's right. take THAT. however i will make one exception for yoo joonghyuk. yoo joonghyuk may want to spoon kim dokja, but he never gets the opportunity because kim dokja wants to spoon him more. so the sleeping arrangement is yjh>kdj>all other kimcom members on rotation. actually i take it back there's one other household member who doesn't want to spoon kim dokja and it's yoo mia, but that's fine because she's one of the only people (besides kim dokja) who yoo joonghyuk would be comfortable spooning. so there's probably times when it's yma>yjh>kdj>today's lucky winner.
incidentally this is also the order for the doing-each-other's-hair train because while yoo mia WILL allow other people to do her hair, no one wants to because she always compares their skills unfavorably to her brother's. and she's really articulate about it. just utterly scathing. one time her criticism was so devastatingly, accurately incisive that she made lee hyunsung cry. yoo joonghyuk spooned him that night to cheer him up and yoo mia was so mad about it that lee hyunsung had to leave the country for a couple weeks. the household learned a valuable lesson that day. it's best not to disturb the delicate spooning/hair-train balance.
#i love how often the webtoon shows people giving their injured teammates piggyback rides#like yeah that is way easier than a bridal carry. good weight distribution#but also it means when they go into Spoon Mode they're like. hey this is familiar!#anyway kimcom totally has a schedule for who gets to spoon kim dokja because otherwise shin yoosung and lee gilyoung would#resort to murder#also han sooyoung was hogging him and pretending it didn't count because it was her clones doing it#(classic excuse. it wasn't me. it was my clone! my clone stole the cookie from the cookie jar! my clone ate my homework!!)#kim dokja figures out that there's a schedule but he thinks it's like. a chore for them instead of something they're fighting over#because he is an idiot 😎👍#the other sleeping arrangement is kim dokja lying on his back and one person on each side cuddling up to him#that's the default when yjh isn't around for kdj to spoon. which doesn't happen very often#if anyone asks no i did NOT start crying the last time someone spooned me because i was incredibly touch-starved. utter lies#totally untrue and also completely irrelevant to the matter at hand#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#my posts#f#kdj#orv spoilers#i guess??#kimcom in the situation room trying to strategize how to turn him back into a squid so they can all have a tentacle to cuddle#kim dokja only has two hands and like ten people who want to clutch him to their bosom...but what if he had MORE than two hands?#he has before and he can again. as god is their witness
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adventures in makomart!
#splatoon#splatoon 3#these two are pieces i did for a splatoon oc zine i'm hosting with local friends ^_^#(b4 anyone asks... the zine is just going to be distributed amongst contributors... its not for sale)#makomart is like... my favorite stage in splatoon... it's what got me into making ocs in the first place so i wanted to pay tribute to it!#and naturally it focuses on my favorite two ocs... my beloved silly blue boy minatoast (my first splat oc...!!! 🥺)...#and sydney... (he started as a joke character i didnt expect to get attached to the makomart employee 😭🧍♀️)#for funsies i included my friends characters too :) ty kipper + marlin + yen for all being fun to play touys with...#i've wanted to draw the left piece since the start of the year !!! i'm so glad i finally got to it. i had a lot of fun w/these!!!#been working on these on and off since the start of june. i'd like to think my previous attempts at bgs before this taught me a lot!#im very happy with these!!! it makes me want to do more backgrounds. cheers to making more funsies :D !! yay! yippee!#minatoast (oc)#sydney (oc)#shades (yen)#kipper (kipper)#ryosea (marlin)#splatoon oc#lizzy does art#makomart#<- I THINK IT DESERVES 2 BE TAGGED WITH THIS ACTUALLY
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He's here to turn in the Wanted Dead or Alive Bounty(dead) and even brought some flowers as well, much to his brother's embarrassment
Hickory could've gone without seeing his brother's strange attempts to flirt.
#My man shoved flowers into the head and everything#Truly an out of touch romantic#DeltaDickory#DickoryDelta#Delta Dawn Trolls#Dickory Trolls#Trolls Delta Dawn#Trolls Dickory#Delta Dawn#Dickory#The flowers do having meaning btw#Apple Blossom: I prefer you before all#Wild Rose: Pleasure and Pain#Dessert Marigold: Life and Death OR Spiritual Healing#not sure how accurate they are but that's what I found lol#Anyways Let Dickory fall for a later that could kill him#He deserves it as a treat#Also I do gotta ask why does Delta have a chest? Like no other female troll does#Becuase it makes no sense due to them being an egg laying species#Unless you want to argue that Delta and Delta alone has a platypus situation going on#Or the weirdest fat distribution mutation#cw: decapitated head#Goat!Dickory#Goat!Yodelers#Goat!Hickory#Hickory Trolls#Trolls Hickory#Hickory#AcousticInk#AcousticGraphite
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WELL. i'm in contact with the person who took those pictures. the VHS belongs to a friend of theirs who was actually in the production. it's been many years and the friend has moved across the country since those photos were taken, so he isn't sure where the tape is now. but i was told that if it's found, they'll let me know. it's the kind of situation where we just have to wait and see. the lines of communication are still open, but i don't want to bug them for updates. we've just gotta be patient.
to be completely honest, i'm not even sure i want it to be found at this point. i've already received a lot of shit for other things i've uncovered and it makes me hesitant to want to open myself up to more of that.
#it was a production video produced by a multi-million dollar company at the time#a company that was later absorbed by adobe#so like this isn't a home video that's deeply personal or private#this is the kind of thing that consent would've been given for before being made and distributed#but the statements people made about me after the jcpenney pictures were really uncalled for and it just wasn't encouraging#makes me want to not try so hard to find the extra rare stuff and make it available for everyone
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On one hand my phone is my bestest friend who protects me and shows me so many beautiful wonders. On the other hand I wanna throw this fucking lump of metal into the sun before it can erode my brain any more than it already has. Do you understand.
#i love you immediate access to all the information and learning I could ask for#i love you being able to listen to music or stories to brighten up dull tasks#i love you being able to befriend amd communicate with people all over the world#i love you keeping in touch with people who I otherwise would have drifted away from#i love you independent creators being able to create and distribute their creations without needing money or connections#i hate you centralization of the internet under fewer and fewer multinational megacorps#i hate you platforms designed to keep me addicted and scrolling so they can show me more ads#i hate you shortened attention span#i hate you echochambers that allow extremist beliefs to fester and spread like never before#i hate you Internet Panopticon#i hate you expectation that I always need to be available for communication 24 hours a day#more than anything I hate the fact that I'm made to feel guilty for being addicted to my phone#when I was given this highly addictive thing as a Literal Child#and also you pretty much Can't Not have a phone as a young working person in the 21st century#I'm gonna claw my hair out please help
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993, Henry Selick)
13/07/2024
#the nightmare before christmas#animation#1993#henry selick#tim burton#Touchstone Pictures#the walt disney company#Skellington Pictures#Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures#vincent#Caroline Thompson#jack skellington#christmas#chris sarandon#catherine o'hara#Ken Page#william hickey#film criticism#film distribution#box office#cult film#Academy Award for Best Visual Effects#jurassic park#walt disney pictures#Disney Digital 3 D#stop motion#halloween#easter#thanksgiving#independence day
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“How’s working with Dionysus going?”
“Oh pretty well, he sent me a pregnant cat and a bee at the same time and the bee basically landed on my nose so I knew I had no choice but to take the cat inside. Hopefully he will have me clear my drug test so I can get this job.”
“Wait really?”
The cat in question:
#Dionysus#cat distribution system#do not threaten me with a bee sir#I was gonna grab her anyway#I can’t help it she was so pathetic#has an eye infection and possibly upper respiratory infection#we’re getting her spayed before the kittens bc we cannot afford more kittens
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*Sinoceratops Scoffing Sound*
#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jwcc#camp cretaceous#sammy gutierrez#sinoceratops#darius bowman#maria#and before anyone tries talking about fish and the likelihood of Baryonyx Sino predation#there was a ceratosaurus scripted into the scene and it's not the point he's making#also sorry fort he long post#I wanted to distribute it better but there are three separate punchlines#by the way this scene alone is enough to make Season 2 the best one#come at me
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genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?
#Lemme be a toxic fan for a moment bc im so tired and stressed and i need to yell my silly fandom frustrations out to the void#The people saying Jack is fourteen in them. No.#He can manipulate his age from 11 to 18 and is dating a 25 yr old#people still insist that the books are connected to the movie despite there being no possibility for that since 2018#And like they totally guess what happens in the books#I saw someone try to say that dreamworks were being 'weird' and aged Jack up to ship him with tooth but in the books he was a child#three things: He's not fourteen (see above for age. He's essentially an adult and is treated as such) and is dating an adult#And he didn't make an official appearance in the books until 2018. Six years AFTER the movies release#and thirdly dreamworks aged him DOWN????#Joyce's og idea was an adult with a wife + kids ???#Like what are you talking about#never mind the people insisting that JACK IS 12???? NO??? Where did you get ur information bc wtf???#the movie started production (in 2008) before any of the books even existed (first book was published in 2011)#We have no idea how much of the books they had! The most they had were Joyce's ideas that were subject to change (and boy did they change)#the walking eggs in the movie didn't come from the book (even tho they're in there) they came from Joyce's doodling on notes!#The third book published alongside the movie tie-in books and then days later the finished film premiered at the Mill Valley Film Festival#by the time the second book rolled around (2012) the movie was probably finished and was just getting distributed by paramount and#was possibly even finished in 2011! Four years of production of the movie and then the first book got released#I cannot express enough how much the books are not the source material for the movie. If anything is it's the 2005 short film Joyce made#God it's so infuriating to see people discussing the books like they're the Bible without having read it. I get so irrationally upset#And why are we talking about the books like they have any relevance to the movie after 2018? that book completely severed all ties#Like I get it if people want to connect them but you'd have to ignore the entire last book to do that (which yeah most do)#but there's so many assumptions about the books and it makes it clear who got their into from fan rumors and who actually read them#if you are basing ur understanding of a book you've never read based on fanfic maybe you just shouldn’t say anything about the book#rotg#rise of the guardians#guardians of childhood#goc
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The last time I tried to use a Weighted blanket was right after the spider bite and I couldn't do it. Instead of relieving stress like it did before, it felt like I was unable to breathe and made everything so much worse. I tried several times over the next few months, but it didn't help anymore. I kept it in my closet and moved it to Chicago with me as a cover for my TV, but when we were unfolding it to pack a brown recluse climbed out of it and even though I knew there was no danger once it was gone, the association was permanent and I never ended up trying to use it until finally I ditched it in June.
I went today to get a new pillow and like, I did but I also walked out with a new weighted blanket and a weighted dragon plushie and oh my god. My bed just went from "that place where I sleep" to "my oasis, my port in a storm, the place I will now daydream of returning to." it almost feels wrong to be this comfy. three years of stress are being pressed out of me like milk from a barrel of almonds. Like when your dish sponge is black with burnt residue and you get it nice and wet and squeeze until it turns yellow again. Weirdly I feel like I'm almost levitating instead of being weighed down. The dragon is the perfect shape to sit on my shoulder/upper chest, and I can rest my head on it without it losing its shape or slipping off. I'm going to wind up with temporary nerve damage in my heel where it's pressed into the mattress a little. I'm never moving again.
#The blanket honestly made me feel a little emotional at first#The relief was so powerful#It's a 15 pound weight effect if anyone was wondering#My old one was better but it had a brown recluse on it and in it so I was never going to use it again#I could not do anything about that or frankly blame myself#This one may not have the individual squares stitched to distribute the beads evenly#But it's good enough and I'm the chillest I've maybe ever been#I had to recover a little as a person before I could fully and truly be able to feel and process the relief it brings#mundane adventures
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The Nightmare Before Christmas premiered at the New York Film Festival on October 9, 1993, and was given a limited release on October 13, 1993, before its wide theatrical release on October 29, 1993. Happy 30th anniversary!
#The Nightmare Before Christmas#Henry Selick#Tim Burton#Danny Elfman#Touchstone Pictures#Walt Disney Pictures#Skellington Productions#Buena Vista Pictures Distribution#Disney#film#cartoon#animated film#anniversary#film anniversary#late post
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"media literacy is dead" was it ever alive though?? are people today actually worse at interpreting media than they were in the past, or is it perhaps a matter of people being exposed to far more media than ever before (thus having more opportunities to misinterpret media) as well as a variety of platforms to share their interpretations. were people in the 1970s better at media literacy or are you comparing preserved 1970s media interpretation (largely things written by professional critics, journalists and academics) to bad takes 17 year olds have on twitter
#also i s2g 'media literacy' has become such a buzzword. sometimes ppl just disagree without either party having poor media literacy#media literacy esp when it comes to news etc is extremely important dont get me wrong#i just question the idea that it was any better in the past#illiteracy was far less noticeable before the invention of the printing press and mass distribution of print media
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