#beer🍻🍺💯

[transfemininomenon]

Do you 👉🏾👌🏾 think 💭 Homer 👴 Simpson 🤦🏿‍♀️ could smoke 🚬 weed 🍁? I 👁 imagine 🤔😑🙄 him 👴 often 💰, lighting 🤩💡 a blunt 🌳 or a joint 🌳 (delivery 📬 system ☄ for marijuana 🌿 smoke 💨🍁). He 👨 lights 💡🌋 it with a basic 🚂 plastic 💳 lighter 💡. He 👨🏾 takes 👊 the first 🥇 puff 💨. His 💦 eyes 👁 widen 👁. He 👨 is surprised 😱 at the potency 💪🏼🧠 of the smoke 🚬, but 🍑🌸 he 👨 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 enjoys 😂 the taste 👅👄❤. At first 👆, the burnt 🔥 aroma 🌹👃 is off-putting 😷, but 🍑 he 👨 soon ⏰ learns 💭🎓📗 to appreciate 👌 the aromatic 😩💨👌, herbal 🌱🌿🍃 notes 📝 present 🎁 in the weed 🍁 smoke 🚬. He 👥 luxuriates 💉 in the smoke 🚬. It surrounds 💫 him 👨🏾 like 💖 a comforting 💏 blanket 🛌😴. As he 👨 takes 👊 his 👋 second ⏱ hit 👊, he 👥 marvels 👂 at the intricate 🅱 network 🌐 of woven 👌 “hairs. on 🔛 the surface 🔝 of the marijuana 🌿 bud 🌿🍀. It reminds 💭 him 👴 of a tapestry 📜 he 👨 once saw 👀 at the town 🏘🏙 museum 🏛. He 👨 is getting 🔟 higher 👆 and higher 👆 with every ☝ hit 👊. He’s never 🚫 felt 😁 this way ↕ before 😂. He 👨 experiments 🔬🔭⚛ with smoke 💨 rings 💍, exhaling through his 💦 nose 👃🏿👃🏾👃🏽. He 👥 feels 👐😁 that his 💦 mind 🧠 is awakened 🙈👁🙏. He 👨 is in a dreamlike state 🇺🇸. He 👥 feels 😁 comfortable 😴. His 👋 muscles 👅 relax 😌. He 👥 is surprised 😲 when ⏰ he 👨 notices 👀 how thirsty 💦👅 he 👨 is. He 👨 has never 🙅🏻‍♀️ smoked 🚬 marijuana 🌿 before 😂 and he 👥 thought 💭🤔 the thirst 💧😰 inducing properties 🏡 of marijuana 🚬 were purely 💎 fictional 📖🤷🏽‍♀️. He 👥 drinks 🚱 a glass 🥃 of unsweetened iced 🍦 tea 🍵. Marge has been encouraging him 👴 to drink 🍹 unsweetened tea ☕ instead 🚔 of beer 🍺🍻 or soda 🍹 to help 🆘 him 👨 control 🎮 his 💦 weight 😔. In the past 💦🍆 he 👨 drank 🍾🍸 the tea ☕🍱🍮 with reluctance 🙅‍♂️ and without ❌🚫 enjoyment 💯. But 🍑💦🍆 now that he 👨 is high 🕛 he 👨🏾 notes 📝 the complex 🏢 flavor 😵 of the tea 🍵. It is smoky 👌💨😧, bitter 😖, tannic. He 👥 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 is amazed 😱😨 that something 😅 as simple 🔢 as iced 🍦 tea ☕🍵😳 is bringing 🚚 him 👴 so much 😌🔥👅 happiness 😊. He 🙎👥 picks ⛏ up 🐳⬆ a chunk 🍯 of marijuana 🚬 from the kitchen 🐶 table 😐. “I could get 👄🔟 used 🎶 to this,” he 👨 thinks 🤔🇺🇸. “I’ve never 🙅🏽‍♀️ felt 😎 this way ↕. All 💯 of my senses 💰 are heightened. I 👁 feel 😜 serene 🏞, yet 😇 alert 🚨. I 👁 never ❌ want 😍 to stop 🛑 being high 🕛. I 👥 want 😋 to be like 💖 this forever 🕐. I’ve fallen 😂🈶📲 in love ❤👌 with marijuana 🌿 and I 👁 never 🚫 want 😍 to stop 🛑 smoking.”

[bloogers-boogers]

Cola 🥤

Black Cherry 🍒

Root beer 🍻

Red Pop ❤️

Cream Soda 🍦

Grape 🍇 

Rock and Rye 🎸

(Yep!) 😜

Dr. Faygo 👩‍⚕️

(whoo!) 🤩

Candy Apple 🍎

(Whooooaoh!) 🥳

60/40 💯

(Yep, Yep) 👍

Pineapple Orange 🍊 

(Yep, my Faygo HEEY!) 😎

Chocolate Cream Pie 🥧 

(Whooooaoh!) 😍

Ginger Ale 🍺 

(Yep, Yep) 🥸

Cotton Candy 🍬 

(Yep, my Faygo) 😳

That precious sauce 🙏

Juggalo Juice  🧃 

Crack that fat boy let it go loose 👻

Drink it, spay it 🙇‍♀️

Whatever your use 🚁

Do it up like Joey, and Big Joe Bruce 🧞‍♀️

What it up kid (I'm about to) 👶

Moon Mist Blue here's what you do 🌙

Throw it up in the sky to sooth that itch 🙍‍♀️

Slap it up silly and boot that biiiitch👯

Just let it fly JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🪰

Into the sky (Yep) 🌌

My Faygo HEEY!! 😮

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 💭 

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 😫

Until you try (Yep) 😏

My Faygo HEEY!😊

Two in each hand 🤚 

Flake out and shake 🤝

My nutbag taste like Faygo Grape 🥜

Explode in your bedroom 🛏️

Faygo lake Marinate your steak and bake 🐟

Faygo cake 🎂 

It's cheap as hell 💰

And fuck I'm broke 😢

Fuck three bucks for a cup of Coke Shit 😤

I stay sticky 👽

Fuck the soap Orange Pop all on my dick please though🍌

I mix it fix it fuck I kicks it 🦵

Off them titties I gotsta licks it 👅

Take out the fixtures, chandeliers 💡

Fuck a venue to nice to handle this 🙄

Rock and Rye bounce from above ⬆️

Knock you out and fuck up your duds 🫢

Explode and unload all over the place 🤯

You don't like Red Pop 🍾

FUCK YOUR FACE!!🤬

Just let it fly ✈️

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🤡

Into the sky (Yep) 🌅

My Faygo HEEY!! 🙋‍♀️

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 🤔

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)🤑

Until you try (Yep) 🙀

My Faygo HEEY!👐

Too much juice shorts out the power 💥

Dance in the dark of the Faygo shower 🚿 

Sugar rain insane Flavors, colors ☔️

We'll kick yo ass 🍑

But we love each others 💞

Through the floor, into the basement ⬇️

But it ain't wasted, more we taste it 👄

Seeps on through to the pits of Hell 🔥

And puts out the flames where the devil dwells👿

Faygo storms, rain and thunder ⚡️

No need to wonder 🤨

It's too much fun to just unwind 🧖‍♀️

Put yourself under the trance 😵‍💫

Pour some down your pants 👖 

Hump it, hit it, get wit it 😘

Bust a nut and be geeked ya did it ⬜️

Precious Peach, and Bubblegum Pop 🍬

No need for a mop cause we don't stop! 🧹 

Just let it fly 💸

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🤓

Into the sky (Yep) 🌞

My Faygo HEEY!! 🤭

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 🧐

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🍹

Until you try (Yep) ��

My Faygo HEEY! 😇

Orange Chug (Whooooaoh!) 🔸

City Soda (Yep, Yep) 🏙️

Moon Mist (Yep) 🌛

Mango Tango (My Faygo HEEY!) 🥭

Key Lime Pie (Whooooaoh!) 🍰

Red Cherry (Yep, Yep) ❤️

Original Black Raspberry (Yep, My Faygo HEEY!) 🖤

Jive Turkey Tonic 🦃

No offense but I'm genuinely confused

[beerselfie]

#Repost @shredded_brew Not A Thing Left To Say by @burialbeer and @otherhalfnyc . Shout out to my dude @brewing_tasting for the slide on this insane collab! This smooth hazy is loaded with Citra then DDH with more Citra, Cashmere, and Riwaka. So much citrus, pineapple, mango all blended perfectly into a delicious, dank TIPA. You sip this one, and you have Not a Thing Left to Say. 🍻 . 🏭: @burialbeer @otherhalfnyc 🍺: Triple IPA, 10%abv 💯: Untapped 4.49 😋: 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖 . . . . . . . . . . #beer #beerlover #beerme #beers #beersnob #beersofinstagram #beerstagram #beertime #beertography #bier #birra #brewery #cerveza #cheers #craftbeer #craftbeercommunity #craftbeerculture #craftbeerlife #craftbeerlove #craftbeerlover #beerselfie #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftnotcrap #instabeer #otherhalfbrewing #burialbrewing #properglassware https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl7Cha2y6NB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[fantasypremierlads]

FPL 24/25 SEASON RULES

Snoop says...

💸 FINES

📉 Weekly low score: £5 (if tied, all low scores pay)

4️⃣5️⃣ Score <45pts per GW: £5

7️⃣0️⃣ Score <70pts when using a special chip (not wildcards): £5

⏬ Lowest single GW score over entire season: £10

💯 100pts not hit in a single GW: £10

🍻 When the beer pot is empty, last place buys first round, sixth place buys second round, etc.

💰 REWARDS

🥗 Highest score on a non chip week: £5

🃏 Highest score on a Wildcard week: £5

🅱️🅱️ Highest score on a Bench Boost week: £5

🥊 Highest score on Free Hit week: £5

❓Highest score on a Mystery Chip week: £5

🥇 1st place: 40%

🥈 2nd place for participation: 20%

🍺 Beer pot for end of season social: 40%

🤩 Fun times

[straightsh0p8]

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[dittoboss]

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[justdoit-bc]

(via La Ruota Pizza hot deals - Vancouver, Coquitlam) Hot deals from La Ruota pizza: 1st: 🍕❗ Tuesdays just got a whole lot tastier 🎉🔥 Join us at La Ruota Cambie St. for our irresistible Tuesday promotion: Buy one 14" size pizza and get the second one for 50% off! 🎉✨ Satisfy your cravings with this unbeatable offer! Tuesdays are now officially the best day of the week for pizza lovers! 🍕💯 2nd: 🍕🍺 Craving a delicious deal? Look no further! Join us at La Ruota Pizza Cambie St. for our unbeatable promotion: Indulge in a mouthwatering personal-sized pizza paired perfectly with a refreshing beer for only $19.90! Don't miss out on this tempting combo. Cheers to good times and great flavors! 🍻✨ 3rd: 🍕🍗🍺 Calling all wing lovers! Get ready for the ultimate combo at La Ruota Cambie❗️ Our sizzling hot wings paired with a chilled beer are now available for only $20.95! The perfect harmony of flavors and satisfy your cravings.. Hurry in and savor this unbeatable deal! 🍻✨ 4: 🍕🍄 Indulge in our irresistible June's Pizza of the Month: Mushroom Gorgonzola! 🍄🍕 For a limited time, enjoy a tempting combination of earthy mushrooms and creamy Gorgonzola cheese, perfectly baked on our artisanal pizza crust. As a special treat, we're offering a delightful 10% off on every Mushroom Gorgonzola pizza ordered. Don't miss out on this flavor-packed delight! Tag a fellow pizza lover who needs to experience this mouthwatering creation. Hurry in and savor the magic of Mushroom Gorgonzola at La Ruota Pizzeria! 🍴✨

[chainemails]

April 7th is National Beer Day Hey 👋 👋 all you thirsty head-lovers 😩and wet foam-chuggers 🥴‼️ Did you dumb 🤷🏼‍♀️ SLUTS 💋know🤔 that 🗓 April 7"🍄 is National 🇺🇲 Beer 🍺 Day ☀️⁉️ That ☝ means it's time 🕖 to 💢POP 🎉 your 🍑 PILSNER PUSSY😻 at the PUB 🏚‼️So put on your 👙SKANKIEST💅OUTFITS👠 that BARLEY🌾 cover your BODY💃 and HEAD🤯 down ⬇️to your favorite 💦WATERING💦 🕳 HOLE 🕳 so that you can 😛DRINK😜DRINK😝DRINK🤪 up⬆️ all of 🧔🏿DADDY'S👨🏻 SPECIAL ✨ BREW🍺 until you 👅SUCK 🍭 his 🚰TAP DRY🚱❗🚫 Don't forget 🧠 to leave the bartender (😍DADDY😘) a 🤨 BIG😏 FAT🤭TIP🤑❣LAGER 🕑 in the night 🌌 go 🚕 home 🏠 with 👦🏼someone ❓ to 👐touch 🤲 his 6️⃣-PACK 🏋️‍♂️ and 🐇 HOP 👯‍♀️ on🔛 his COCK🍆❗Nobody 👤 knows 🤓 what's he's in his package, maybe a 🤏MICROBREW 🥱, maybe a 🥒STOUT 😋, or maybe even a 🐎KEG😳 🗣Send ➡️ this to your 🔟 DRUNKEST🤤 SLUTS😵 within 6️⃣9️⃣ minutes 🔜 or drink 🍺 alone 😨 forever ♾ 😢GET 0️⃣-4️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 🤢HANGOVER 🤮 HOE👩‍🌾 🙄Get 5️⃣-9️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 💧THIRSTY 🍺 THOT 🏊‍♀️ 🥵Get 🔟➕ back 🔙 and you're 💯THAT 😈 🍻🍺🍻BEER-CHUGGING🍺🍻🍺 BITCH 💁🏼‍♀️

[bluescarfvivi]

To [Dearest Cousin]:

Hey 👋 👋 all you thirsty head-lovers 😩 and wet foam-chuggers 🥴‼️ Did you dumb 🤷🏼‍♀️ SLUTS 💋know🤔 that 🗓 April 7"🍄 is National 🇺🇲 Beer 🍺 Day ☀️⁉️

That ☝ means it's time 🕖 to 💢POP 🎉 your 🍑 PILSNER PUSSY😻 at the PUB 🏚‼️So put on your 👙SKANKIEST💅OUTFITS👠 that BARLEY🌾 cover your BODY💃 and HEAD🤯 down ⬇️to your favorite 💦WATERING💦 🕳 HOLE 🕳 so that you can 😛DRINK😜DRINK😝DRINK🤪 up⬆️ all of 🧔🏿DADDY'S👨🏻 SPECIAL ✨ BREW🍺 until you 👅SUCK 🍭 his 🚰TAP DRY🚱❗🚫 Don't forget 🧠 to leave the bartender (😍DADDY😘) a 🤨 BIG😏 FAT🤭TIP🤑❣LAGER 🕑 in the night 🌌 go 🚕 home 🏠 with 👦🏼someone ❓ to 👐touch 🤲 his 6️⃣-PACK 🏋️‍♂️ and 🐇 HOP 👯‍♀️ on🔛 his COCK🍆❗Nobody 👤 knows 🤓 what's he's in his package, maybe a 🤏MICROBREW 🥱, maybe a 🥒STOUT 😋, or maybe even a 🐎KEG😳

🗣Send ➡️ this to your 🔟 DRUNKEST🤤 SLUTS😵 within 6️⃣9️⃣ minutes 🔜 or drink 🍺 alone 😨 forever ♾

😢GET 0️⃣-4️⃣  back 🔙 and you're a 🤢HANGOVER 🤮 HOE👩‍🌾

🙄Get 5️⃣-9️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 💧THIRSTY 🍺 THOT 🏊‍♀️

🥵Get 🔟➕ back 🔙 and you're  💯THAT 😈 🍻🍺🍻BEER-CHUGGING🍺🍻🍺 BITCH 💁🏼‍♀️

Another text message from Vivi's cousin...

...and yet another chain mail message taking up her entire screen.

Why hasn't she blocked her number yet? Or at least silenced her number? For that matter, after re-reading the mess of gibberish and overused emojis, how many responded back to her with the same message?

[voorhees1138]

🚂🍺💯💚 #steamwhistle #steamwhistlebrewery #beers🍻 #beershare #beersofinsta #beerstyle #cheersandbeers #cheers #🍺 #beerslovers #beerswag #pintsofinstagram #pintsonpintsonpints #pintshare #bottleddrinks #greenbottles #bottlesofinstagram #drinksofinstagram #haveadrinkonme #guelphontario #🍺🍺🍺 (at Guelph, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cax0NWOOc3q/?utm_medium=tumblr

[vk-ento]

昨日のビール サッポロ　パーフェクト・クラシック&クラシック瓶 SAPPORO PERFECT CLASSIC & CLASSIC BOTTLE 昨日から北海道に来ています、一年間の養分を蓄えに笑 初パーフェクトクラシックです。 というよりも知りませんでした、パーフェクト💯。 クラシック樽生さえ久しぶりなのにパーフェクト💯なんて。 泡がクリーミーで美味しかったです。 北24条の炭火焼ジンギスカン大井肉店さんにお邪魔しました。 神戸人が大井肉店と聞くと… これは行かないとと、予約しました。 ビールもさることながら、ジンギスカンを網焼きで。 当日ラムのカット肉が入ってこなかったということで、店長の大井さんが手切りで。 予約していたということもあって、超厚切りにしてもらいました。 手前のレモンのは塩ラムで塩胡椒やワサビでいただきます。 柔らかくて甘くて、まるでラム肉のステーキでした。 あとは普通の生ラムと懐かしいマトンの輪切りです。 昔はジンギスカンといえばマトン肉、それも少し臭い肉で、 ジンギスカン苦手の人が多いんじゃないかなと。 今は冷凍技術の進歩で臭くない生ラムが食べられます。 マトンも特有の臭いはしましたがそんなに臭くなく美味しくいただきました。 グラスワインも2杯分くらい注いでいただき、満足なジンギスカンでした。 ※超厚切りなのはタマタマカット肉が入ってこなかった��で、毎回あるとは限りません｡ #ビール写真 #beerstagram #beer #japanbeer #sapporobeer #bière #bier #サッポロクラシック 🍺 #サッポロパーフェクトクラシック #sapporoperfectclassic #sapporoclassic #サッポロビール #ゆうべのビール #札幌市 #札幌グルメ#santé #prost #cheers🍻 #乾杯 #男は黙ってサッポロビール #飲酒タグラム #炭火焼ジンギスカン #炭火焼ジンギスカン大井肉店 https://www.instagram.com/p/CYU81dMPWw3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[gorbling]

Saturdays are for the boys, boys.😤👌 But when time consuming 🤧PREP💦 gets in the way, the weekend can seem 😯"FLEET"ING.🤣🍼 But now you can bring the 🍑bussy😘 to the 🍻bar🍔 with our 🍺CRAFT BEER ENEMA.💯💯 The 🌲IPA🍾 for 🔥IBS🤕, this pale ale cleanser will have you 🌳"HOP"PING🌳 to the game. 🏈😤 With 9% alc/vol and full of 😳STIMULATING CARBONATION🥂, you can save that 🚽restroom trip🏃‍♂️ and 🌬DOUCHE🍼 with the 👌DUDES🕺. The best part? This boof brew has a palate designed with 🧼HYGIENE🧴 in mind. The complex flavor notes of your 🥴walls🥴 will 🌚AMPLIFY🌚 the taste when it goes 👌straight from 🕳ASS🕳 to 🍺GLASS🍺. Say cheers the right way with 👌💯CRAFT BEER ENEMA😤. Good for the 🕺HOMIES🍔, great for the 🍑HOLE💦.

*clip art of a grinning cartoon hops flower and cartoon turkey baster*

Craft beer enema

[beerselfie]

#Repost @shredded_brew Sluggin’ Buds - Green City 2022 collab by @otherhalfnyc @greatnotion . Let’s close out 2022 with some bangers. This collab from two greats is super creamy smooth and hopped to perfection. What a great beer for the last weekend of 2022. Cheers to you and all the great beers you’ve had in 2022, and to all the better ones ahead in 2023🍻. . Shout out to my pal @beergirl_melissa for the slide 🍻 . . . 🏭 @otherhalfnyc @greatnotion 🍺 DIPA, 8%abv 💯 Untapped 4.34 . . . . . . . . . . #beer #beerlover #beerme #beers #beersnob #beersofinstagram #beerstagram #beertime #beertography #bier #birra #brewery #cerveza #cheers #craftbeer #craftbeercommunity #craftbeerculture #craftbeerlife #craftbeerlove #craftbeerlover #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftnotcrap #beerselfie #otherhalfbrewing #otherhalfnyc #greatnotionbrewing #dipa #hophead https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmz73Tav7Z7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[deejaym-tsile]

23 days 🎬🎬🕜🕜 Bego senyega Ke tsere banna babasa tshabeng dilo di kakapa o tlaba ereng 💯💯♨♨ Competitions to follow... # dancers 🕺💃🏻 # answering who is who🤔🤔🤦‍♂ N more La-ghost T-SHIRT n beer to be won 🍻🍺 #MAPD18 Help us to make ppl aware this epic event With Ur status n pp Tanki .... 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ⏯⏸⏩ (at Uitkyk, North-West, South Africa) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp3qAUCFB_b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=avngvh6ef325

[jm86dr-blog]

Chargera vs H. Texas #coliseum#game#food#beer🍻🍺💯#fun#relax#100#21-20 (at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum)

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Do you 👉🏾👌🏾 think 💭 Homer 👴 Simpson 🤦🏿‍♀️ could smoke 🚬 weed 🍁? I 👁 imagine 🤔😑🙄 him 👴 often 💰, lighting 🤩💡 a blunt 🌳 or a joint 🌳 (delivery 📬 system ☄ for marijuana 🌿 smoke 💨🍁). He 👨 lights 💡🌋 it with a basic 🚂 plastic 💳 lighter 💡. He 👨🏾 takes 👊 the first 🥇 puff 💨. His 💦 eyes 👁 widen 👁. He 👨 is surprised 😱 at the potency 💪🏼🧠 of the smoke 🚬, but 🍑🌸 he 👨 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 enjoys 😂 the taste 👅👄❤. At first 👆, the burnt 🔥 aroma 🌹👃 is off-putting 😷, but 🍑 he 👨 soon ⏰ learns 💭🎓📗 to appreciate 👌 the aromatic 😩💨👌, herbal 🌱🌿🍃 notes 📝 present 🎁 in the weed 🍁 smoke 🚬. He 👥 luxuriates 💉 in the smoke 🚬. It surrounds 💫 him 👨🏾 like 💖 a comforting 💏 blanket 🛌😴. As he 👨 takes 👊 his 👋 second ⏱ hit 👊, he 👥 marvels 👂 at the intricate 🅱 network 🌐 of woven 👌 “hairs. on 🔛 the surface 🔝 of the marijuana 🌿 bud 🌿🍀. It reminds 💭 him 👴 of a tapestry 📜 he 👨 once saw 👀 at the town 🏘🏙 museum 🏛. He 👨 is getting 🔟 higher 👆 and higher 👆 with every ☝ hit 👊. He’s never 🚫 felt 😁 this way ↕ before 😂. He 👨 experiments 🔬🔭⚛ with smoke 💨 rings 💍, exhaling through his 💦 nose 👃🏿👃🏾👃🏽. He 👥 feels 👐😁 that his 💦 mind 🧠 is awakened 🙈👁🙏. He 👨 is in a dreamlike state 🇺🇸. He 👥 feels 😁 comfortable 😴. His 👋 muscles 👅 relax 😌. He 👥 is surprised 😲 when ⏰ he 👨 notices 👀 how thirsty 💦👅 he 👨 is. He 👨 has never 🙅🏻‍♀️ smoked 🚬 marijuana 🌿 before 😂 and he 👥 thought 💭🤔 the thirst 💧😰 inducing properties 🏡 of marijuana 🚬 were purely 💎 fictional 📖🤷🏽‍♀️. He 👥 drinks 🚱 a glass 🥃 of unsweetened iced 🍦 tea 🍵. Marge has been encouraging him 👴 to drink 🍹 unsweetened tea ☕ instead 🚔 of beer 🍺🍻 or soda 🍹 to help 🆘 him 👨 control 🎮 his 💦 weight 😔. In the past 💦🍆 he 👨 drank 🍾🍸 the tea ☕🍱🍮 with reluctance 🙅‍♂️ and without ❌🚫 enjoyment 💯. But 🍑💦🍆 now that he 👨 is high 🕛 he 👨🏾 notes 📝 the complex 🏢 flavor 😵 of the tea 🍵. It is smoky 👌💨😧, bitter 😖, tannic. He 👥 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 is amazed 😱😨 that something 😅 as simple 🔢 as iced 🍦 tea ☕🍵😳 is bringing 🚚 him 👴 so much 😌🔥👅 happiness 😊. He 🙎👥 picks ⛏ up 🐳⬆ a chunk 🍯 of marijuana 🚬 from the kitchen 🐶 table 😐. “I could get 👄🔟 used 🎶 to this,” he 👨 thinks 🤔🇺🇸. “I’ve never 🙅🏽‍♀️ felt 😎 this way ↕. All 💯 of my senses 💰 are heightened. I 👁 feel 😜 serene 🏞, yet 😇 alert 🚨. I 👁 never ❌ want 😍 to stop 🛑 being high 🕛. I 👥 want 😋 to be like 💖 this forever 🕐. I’ve fallen 😂🈶📲 in love ❤👌 with marijuana 🌿 and I 👁 never 🚫 want 😍 to stop 🛑 smoking.”



Do you 👉🏾👌🏾 think 💭 Homer 👴 Simpson 🤦🏿‍♀️ could smoke 🚬 weed 🍁? I 👁 imagine 🤔😑🙄 him 👴 often 💰, lighting 🤩💡 a blunt 🌳 or a joint 🌳 (delivery 📬 system ☄ for marijuana 🌿 smoke 💨🍁). He 👨 lights 💡🌋 it with a basic 🚂 plastic 💳 lighter 💡. He 👨🏾 takes 👊 the first 🥇 puff 💨. His 💦 eyes 👁 widen 👁. He 👨 is surprised 😱 at the potency 💪🏼🧠 of the smoke 🚬, but 🍑🌸 he 👨 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 enjoys 😂 the taste 👅👄❤. At first 👆, the burnt 🔥 aroma 🌹👃 is off-putting 😷, but 🍑 he 👨 soon ⏰ learns 💭🎓📗 to appreciate 👌 the aromatic 😩💨👌, herbal 🌱🌿🍃 notes 📝 present 🎁 in the weed 🍁 smoke 🚬. He 👥 luxuriates 💉 in the smoke 🚬. It surrounds 💫 him 👨🏾 like 💖 a comforting 💏 blanket 🛌😴. As he 👨 takes 👊 his 👋 second ⏱ hit 👊, he 👥 marvels 👂 at the intricate 🅱 network 🌐 of woven 👌 “hairs. on 🔛 the surface 🔝 of the marijuana 🌿 bud 🌿🍀. It reminds 💭 him 👴 of a tapestry 📜 he 👨 once saw 👀 at the town 🏘🏙 museum 🏛. He 👨 is getting 🔟 higher 👆 and higher 👆 with every ☝ hit 👊. He’s never 🚫 felt 😁 this way ↕ before 😂. He 👨 experiments 🔬🔭⚛ with smoke 💨 rings 💍, exhaling through his 💦 nose 👃🏿👃🏾👃🏽. He 👥 feels 👐😁 that his 💦 mind 🧠 is awakened 🙈👁🙏. He 👨 is in a dreamlike state 🇺🇸. He 👥 feels 😁 comfortable 😴. His 👋 muscles 👅 relax 😌. He 👥 is surprised 😲 when ⏰ he 👨 notices 👀 how thirsty 💦👅 he 👨 is. He 👨 has never 🙅🏻‍♀️ smoked 🚬 marijuana 🌿 before 😂 and he 👥 thought 💭🤔 the thirst 💧😰 inducing properties 🏡 of marijuana 🚬 were purely 💎 fictional 📖🤷🏽‍♀️. He 👥 drinks 🚱 a glass 🥃 of unsweetened iced 🍦 tea 🍵. Marge has been encouraging him 👴 to drink 🍹 unsweetened tea ☕ instead 🚔 of beer 🍺🍻 or soda 🍹 to help 🆘 him 👨 control 🎮 his 💦 weight 😔. In the past 💦🍆 he 👨 drank 🍾🍸 the tea ☕🍱🍮 with reluctance 🙅‍♂️ and without ❌🚫 enjoyment 💯. But 🍑💦🍆 now that he 👨 is high 🕛 he 👨🏾 notes 📝 the complex 🏢 flavor 😵 of the tea 🍵. It is smoky 👌💨😧, bitter 😖, tannic. He 👥 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 is amazed 😱😨 that something 😅 as simple 🔢 as iced 🍦 tea ☕🍵😳 is bringing 🚚 him 👴 so much 😌🔥👅 happiness 😊. He 🙎👥 picks ⛏ up 🐳⬆ a chunk 🍯 of marijuana 🚬 from the kitchen 🐶 table 😐. “I could get 👄🔟 used 🎶 to this,” he 👨 thinks 🤔🇺🇸. “I’ve never 🙅🏽‍♀️ felt 😎 this way ↕. All 💯 of my senses 💰 are heightened. I 👁 feel 😜 serene 🏞, yet 😇 alert 🚨. I 👁 never ❌ want 😍 to stop 🛑 being high 🕛. I 👥 want 😋 to be like 💖 this forever 🕐. I’ve fallen 😂🈶📲 in love ❤👌 with marijuana 🌿 and I 👁 never 🚫 want 😍 to stop 🛑 smoking.”