#beefleaf fluff

[bluberryblurays]

BfLf Celine Dion Performance Drabble

“HOLY SHIT, MING-XIONG!” Qingxuan yelled jumping up from the couch. “CELINE IS ON THE FUCKING EIFLE TOWER!!!”

“... didn’t you say this would happen hours ago?” Ming Yi replied, shovelling more popcorn into his mouth.

“I was joking then… but this, this…” Qingxuan stood staring at the TV while the Canadian goddess sang her heart out; eyes glazing over with tears as he watched the performance of a lifetime. He never blinked once during the full performance.

When the performance ended, Qingxuan fell back into Ming Yi’s lap, who just sighed as he patted his sobbing boyfriends’s head mumbling “Too cute–”

[shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast]

Here, have some beefleaf

[maikecho]

Day 2 - first snow

[akagi0021]

"my time has finally come" ahh

[echochqmber]

borrowing this idea from @juicedpeachy because this is so so so important (hope you don't mind haha). if you're a US citizen, and you put some sort of proof that you voted in my inbox (picture of a sticker, etc) i'll write a 500 word or longer tgcf fic for any prompt of your choosing, involving any characters, any pairings, and any content whatsoever. if you're underage or living in the US but legally unable to vote for any reason, proof that a friend or family member voted is also acceptable.

(is this partly for selfish reasons to distract myself from the Impending Fear? perhaps...)

[great-master-airplane]

[beefleaf wip]

“He-xiong?” Their voice dipped now, quiet and melodic as they crept closer to the bed. Without even an ounce of hesitation, they settled right back into the spot they’d vacated only an hour ago. “He-xiong, are you still sleeping?”

“Shut up,” He Xuan grumbled, the reply tumbling from him instinctively when he should have stayed silent. Shit. Maybe he’d get lucky. Maybe they hadn’t heard him.

But because life fucking hated him, He Xuan practically felt Shi Qingxuan perk up in excitement at the sound of his muffled reply. They scooted closer, and he tightened his grip on the blanket just before they could tug it down.

“He-xiong!” they chided, and he could perfectly visualize their pout. Brows furrowed, lips puckered, green eyes gleaming with faux indignation.  

He Xuan’s mouth twitched at the mental image. Dammit. Their fault, of course. Maybe if they weren’t so stupidly expressive, then He Xuan wouldn’t be plagued by visions of their face even with his eyes closed.

“Get out,” he mumbled loud enough now to make sure they heard him.

[habizuh-studios]

𝑇𝐺𝐶𝐹 𝐹𝑖𝑐 𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

The Middle of Adventure, Such a Perfect Place to Start

“Listen,” Fu Yao starts, “You have to understand, that San Lang of yours isn’t normal. He’s survived things that normal mortals couldn’t, and he dodged a blast of spiritual energy. If he’s said anything to you…” he trails off. Xie Lian thinks back to the past week. He and San Lang haven’t looked like newly-met strangers. He sighs, “Fu Yao, it’s alright. I know what I’m getting into. I can make my own decisions,” Fu Yao raises an eyebrow at this, but Xie Lian perseveres. “I know that San Lang is… different, from others, but he really is just someone I met on my travels. We’re good friends. Don’t worry.” Fu Yao’s eye twitches. OR: Xie Lian and Hua Cheng meet 200 years earlier. When Xie Lian ascends, he pretends that San Lang is an ordinary, mortal youth he met in his travels. Crack ensues.

You Just Find Another Way Back In My Mind

Xiao Mengyou doesn’t know why this problem has been affecting him this much. It really shouldn’t; he’s had a lot of experience dealing with his best friend-turned-crush. The problem isn’t even that great, either. It’s just that — Xiao Mengyou’s brain has been reduced to a stuttering mess in front of Lang Qianqiu. OR: Xiao Mengyou loves his best friend and decides to confess on his birthday.

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I've Held My Heart Close All These Years

Since the day he woke up here and again, and again, and again, he has never felt happiness. Until there is a light, and he's set free. A word rings in his head: Ascension. Out of the coffin after ninety-six years, however, can change a lot. Especially if there were countless people to see it. OR: Xie Lian ascends from the coffin and chaos ensues :)

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I'm at My Highest Peak

"Did you know? General Nan Yang, the martial god of the Southeast, ascended via pure martial might! He didn't cultivate at all, no. He slayed the children-eating beast who lurked in Zhubei forest!" OR: Feng Xin ascends.

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Can't Stop Thinking of You

Feng Xin thinks of His Highness, because even after all of these years, he remembers- and ends up coming to a few realizations. OR: Feng Xin's first love.

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How Can I Protect You, When I Don't Feel Alright?

Feng Xin goes on a mission from a mission. Sent by His Majesty, himself, it is top priority and dangerous. But what he doesn't expect is the hallucinations, the intrusive thoughts, the blood, the- OR: How Feng Xin received Fengshen.

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What Suits You Best

Xie Lian has always had a soft spot for weaponry and martial arts, even at the age of thirteen. Which is why it's only natural that he decides which weapon best suits his bodyguard, Feng Xin! OR: How Feng Xin figured out that archery was his strong suit.

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No Longer Alone

“Banyue,” a gentle voice above her says, “Banyue, it’s okay. You're safe. You’re here. It’s okay.” And still, she lets out a sob. But she is not a sad child- how could she be, with General Hua beside her? OR: General Hua and Banyue fluff and comfort for the soul...

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Call it if Our Time is Through

On a mission from Hua Cheng, Yin Yu gets cursed to live in a time loop from a vengeful ghost. That would've been fine... if only Quan Yizhen hadn't gotten involved. OR: Yin Yu has to see Quan Yizhen die, over and over again.

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Take Care of Me

Feng Xin is not sick. And if he is, it doesn't matter! Mu Qing doesn't know what he's talking about at all! OR: Modern! AU, in which Feng Xin is most definitely sick, don't listen to him. Oh, and Mu Qing takes care of him.

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It's Easier to Sleep When it's Warm

Mu Qing tries pulling an all-nighter, but fails and falls asleep at around two in the morning. Luckily, Feng Xin is also awake, and wraps a blanket over his shoulders. Mu Qing looks so at peace... he wishes the man could look like this more often. OR: Medical Student! Mu Qing falls asleep, and Feng Xin puts a blanket over him :)

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My World is Bright

Pei Xiu doesn't hold too much respect or adoration for the gods in Heaven. One of the few exceptions is Lang Qianqiu, who is bright, heroic, competent, brave, noble, and handsome. Although Pei Xiu sometimes wishes he could kiss the worried expression off his face- wait. What? OR: The QianXiu fluff fic that someone asked for! :)

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Though You Embrace it, I Can't Face It

I love him, Feng Xin thinks one day as he stares at the ceiling of his apartment, thinking about his roommate. It’s no surprise that when Feng Xin shoots up, feeling his lungs constrict and grow weak as he shakes with coughs, that a singular flower petal comes out onto his hand. He stares at it. Because, despite the implications, despite how he is willing to die and could die from the pure, unbridled love he holds within his chest, Feng Xin knows that Mu Qing will never love him back. OR: Modern!AU in which Feng Xin has hanahaki.

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To Bring Back the Flame

Mu Qing is a fucking traitor. A selfish, uncaring motherfucker who can't afford to love the same way Feng Xin does. Or at least he thinks so, until when he blows up and takes a step, he's met with someone different. OR: Book 4! Feng Xin travels to the future.

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Revenge is Sweet, Literally

He Xuan had been writing in his diary. He was still planning the perfect revenge plot for the Shi brothers. He’s considered murder more times than not, but something is stopping him. Whether it be fate or Hua Cheng's nagging (he only said it once, but still), he considered other options. With the knowledge that Shi Qingxuan knows nothing of the fate swap, he doesn’t have anything better to do. Then Hua Cheng called him via the spiritual communication array. Zoning back in, He Xuan hears Hua Cheng say something that he normally wouldn’t care for. “... Of course, I wouldn’t dare defile His Highness, but to think…” He Xuan doesn’t care for that- Heaven, he doesn’t even know the context or what he says after, but he suddenly stands up and slams his hands on the table so hard that his bonefish look back at him. And then, he writes. OR: He Xuan, after some thinking, comes up with the perfect revenge plan to anger Shi Wudu.

[lucid9158]

Me when Beefleaf angst (LEAVE ME ALONE):

[shadowfuka]

Two prompts in one because it somehow fits

It started so nice but then it went wrong ;w;

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Current Fandoms (that I am likely to post about)

DTPPF (Li Yu is the bestest boy)

TGCF (FENGQING!!)

SVSSS (Shen Qingqiu deserves a harem)

MDZS (Nie Huaisang is my blorbo)

2ha (Domesticated Chu Wanning Cinematic Universe)

Star Trek woke me like a sleeper agent just now

Merlin BBC deserves a mention since I revived my main mbbc wip from the graveyard a bit ago

Published Works (and their status)

An Ding Almanac (ongoing on side blog)

Current WIPS (in order of something, but don't ask me what)

Note: highlighted in green is my main wip for a specific fandom.

[ the root of the problem (is my love for you that grows) ] the fengqing hanahaki fic that is my love child with satan.

[ roots dug in the ground (buried beside my broken heart) ] the companion piece to the previous fic with extras of the rest of characters watching the shit show go down.

[ though the stars walk backward ] an academy era spirk au where the Kobayashi Maru is replaced by a new test called the Tarsus IV

[ deep in that darkness peering (as the darkness peers back) ] the huan hua trial au that spirals into an identity and system reveal.

[ in inevitably, eternal ] an existential look into Mo Xuanyu's cycle of death and rebirth as he fights against time and god itself for a chance to escape his fate and maybe just once deserve love.

[ my soul is painted like the wings of butterflies ] the huaqing brother au I've mentioned involving prophets, pathological liars, a lot of chess metaphors, heavy angst, and time loops.

[ I'll kiss my name into your skin and cleave our souls together ] a fengqing romantic drama filled with domestic fluff, mutual pining, quite a bit of domestic sex, a conglomerate of mixed feelings and denial, and many MANY misunderstandings.

[ across an ocean of time, the wind still sings your name ] a beefleaf time travel fix it featuring amnesia and lots and lots of mutual pining (they pine so much I could warp them in Christmas lights and hang ornaments on them).

[ stardust burns gold in our veins ] a merthur fic of tragedy and angst because I'm evil like that. You're welcome. “Magic comes from the stars, I think. That’s why it burns gold.”

Feel free to ask me about any of my wips. I have way more in my folder I sometimes drag out, dust off, and work on, but I figured for brevity (I have well over 120 wips okay we're not listing them all here EDIT: link goes to the time I listed a lot of my wips with their silly doc names), I'd only list the ones I'm at the point of naming.

Below the line will be a list of fic's (with links) I've info dumped about at some point. The links will go to the first post I made of each.

The OTHER SVSSS Huan Hua Trial au

TGCF Qi Rong Transmitigation au

[bluberryblurays]

get hype, apparently i’m writing soft snuggly mpreg!hexuan for @beefleafaction 😭😭🤩💖💖

(go submit a prompt if you love beefleaf and want to make a positive change in the world!)

[luckystars1015]

Tea Time for Two

a Beefleaf and Hualian fic by luckstars1015

2.7K Words | Not Rated | Humor/Fluff

Summary

A year since Xie Lian had seen the former Wind Master, Shi Qingxuan arrives at his door step out of the blue with Black Water in tow. The two heavenly beings go to catch up, leaving the two taciturn supremes to their tea.

--- Hua Cheng sipped the tea that's long since gone cold, much like the two ghost demons sitting at the table. “Ah, so it seems you finally fucked the former Wind Master?”

He Xuan’s eyes shot open, threatening to bulge out of his skull. “How did you—wha—why are you—?” Such a crass statement was completely uncalled for… but not untrue.

Hua Cheng cut off his bumbling questions. “You know they’re comparing our dick sizes as we speak, right?”

[akagi0021]

thoughts on xiaoven beefleaf???

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Welcome to the first #Danmei Fanfic Nightclub!

Here's who's writing this week:

@talk-danmei-to-me

Ships: Ranwan, Hualian, Beefleaf, Wangxian, (Ximang pending)

Fic Requests: Smut, AUs, Angst

Will not write: -

Timezone: BST 7pm-Midnight

@fiftysevenacademics

Ships: Wangxian

Tropes: Fluff, Angst, Crack

Will not write: Smut, High School AUs

Time Zone: Pacific

@sleepyssnail

Ships: Scum Villain Self Saving System

Fic Requests: AUs, hurt/comfort, fluff, humor, canon divergence, inquire for more!

Will not write: - smut (may change in the future, but not right now), kinks, non con, or dehumanization

Timezone: EST 10AM—Midnight

@isolapyrena

Ships: I'll have a go at any 2ha, Yuwu, SVSSS or TGCF but my favourite characters for having their own new stories are Mei Hanxue, Liu Qingge and Feng Xin and I have no problem in solving romantic lost causes with threesomes.

Fic Requests: anything within reason. I like fix its best.

Will not write: - Anything tasteless. Not intentionally anyway.

Timezone: BST 7pm-Midnight.

@yiling-laozu-is-loml

Ships: WangXian, MingXian, XiXian, HanXian, SangXian... ok basically any M/M wei wuxian ship if I feel inspired enough + SongXiao! Also I wanna try my hand at junior trio/quartet of mdzs and other platonic ships like wen ning/wen qing/wei wuxian, nie huaisang/wei wuxian too so feel free to ask!

Fic Requests: Humour, banter, AUs, Angst, Major Character Death/last moments/mourning, fluff, parent-child relationship (not necessarily parent...like wwx and juniors type), idiots in love, canon compliant (no cql sorry, only novel/donghua canon)

Will not write: smut (unless i feel confident enough and in that case, switchxian or topxian), infidelity, animal death, miscarriage/child death, polyamory, F/M...i think thats it. Oh and anything with cql elements or jiang clan/jiang cheng positive (unless its chengxian)

Timezone: UTC+05:00...send me an ask anytime, i'll reply whenever my timezone allows me. Dont feel obligated to coordinate with my timezone!

@etherealiity

Ships: Ranwan, Bingqiu, Bingjiu, Jiuyuan, Tianjiu, Moshang, Wangxian, xiyao, 3zun, xuexiao, xueyao, sangcheng, cezhou

Fic Requests: Canonverse, AUs, smut, angst, hurt/comfort, comedy, horror

Will not write: - anything like bathroom kinks (watersports, scat play, etc.) or mpreg

Timezone: EST 7pm-midnight

@scholomancefan

Pairings: bingqiu, biggeyuan, bingliushen

will write comedy, angst, smut

cannot write fluff unless it's kidfic

Timezone: probably GMT 8pm to 9pm but consider it Aziraphale's bookshop because my availability is definitely unpredictable😅

@petitechocopie

Pairings: WangXian, RanWan, HuaLian, TianWang, YanShen, XuanXian

Fic Requests: School Day AUs, General AUs, Smut, Slice of Life, Angst, Fluff

Will Not Write: BingQiu (I never read SVSS)

Time Zone: 9pm-12am EST

Happy writing everyone! I'm hyped to see everyone's drabbles ♡ don't forget to use the tag #danmei fanfic club

[great-master-airplane]

“Okay, let’s start from the beginning. What makes you think you’ve, er… friend-zoned yourself with He Xuan?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Shi Qingxuan frowned at him, but Xie Lian only maintained that good-natured, slightly forced smile of his instead of agreeing. She huffed, “All I do is call myself her bestie! Sure, she insists that we’re not friends, but she’s always done that! Obviously, she sees me as her friend! Which would be great and all if I wasn’t completely in love with her!”

“I see. And that’s why you think you’re in the friend-zone?” Xie Lian repeated, a little dubious. “Because you put yourself there by always calling yourself her best friend?”

Shi Qingxuan nodded rapidly, relieved that her friend had finally caught on to her struggles. Now they could move on to the fixing it portion of the afternoon. “Yes! It’s all my fault, and now I don’t know what to do about it! That’s where you come in! Help me come up with a plan to claw my way out of the friend-zone and get myself a girlfriend!”