#beef🐂

[aixelsyd13]

French-Dip Sandwiches & Smashed Potatoes

It's one o' dem FANCY sanniches.

[bressynonym]

filled with british beef 🐂

get your fill of the full version of the second image here!

[uswnt5]

Here’s some of my favorite out-of-context moments from the community question segments that no one asked for, as well as some out-of-context individual quotes at the end:

Let’s go back and forth saying the names of our plant babies. 🪴 We are not saying 25 random names for plants that aren’t here.

We don’t really fit this mold, right? I think we do. Okay, I think from that response, I’m maybe the raccoon on meth. 🦝

I’ve seen you eat one egg waffle in ten years. I feel like they’re not really allowed in our home. 🫳🏻 🧇 🏡

I think little bulls could be kinda cute. Yeah, exactly. Okay. But you might have to stomp them. I could be like the shepherd of little bulls! 🐂

Yeah, if you want to see if someone’s a psycho, see which order they put it in. Yeah, cause the cereal would float on the milk for a second, and that would really upset me. 🥣

I know you’re going to embarrass me about how I’m motion sick. I wasn’t going to say a word! You weren’t? No, you shamed yourself! 🤢 🎢

I just think of The Scrooge, where he was in his long johns and his long hat. I was imagining a baby cap. Or yeah, like a baby hat because babies’ heads get cold! Yeah! Yeah! 🥶 🎩

Okay, chef, what are we eating tonight? 👩‍🍳 Beef tacos, Gordita supreme style! 🌮

Maybe my introvert era. Oh no, your crab era! My crab era. 🦀

But when you get back after 2 hours, then she just gets up, and she’s scurrying around, and everything is getting washed, and I don’t have to do a thing. Wow, must be nice. Yep! 🧺

First of all, our cars are notoriously filthy. 🚙

Well, I know I hate mayo.

I’m not in Tokyo; I’m in a land faraway, fighting dragons. 🐉 🗡️

I would only know that if it was my local bagel shop. 🙄 🥯

Our most recent plant I named Henrietta. 🌱

Oh, I love soy sauce because I love salt! 🧂

I was NOT meant to be a nomad. I was NOT meant for communal housing. I was NOT meant for hotel life. I was NOT meant for buffets!!!! UGH. GOD. 😠

haha these all made me smile. Love them!

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

台灣的阿根廷料理/🔥著火的牛🐂

Taiwanese Argentinian cuisine/Cow on Fire Asado Argentino

前兩天我的兩位閨密問我他們週末要去吃牛肉，哪家好吃? :D 於是我回到家逮到機會就問我的兒子：John,你知道兩個阿姨想要去吃牛排，我想瞭解你們工程師或是朋友們都會去哪邊吃好吃又專業的牛排餐? ...

(Two days ago, two of my best friends asked me if they wanted to eat beef on the weekend. Which restaurant is good? :D So when I got home and got the chance, I asked my son: John, do you know that two aunts want to eat steak? that I would like to know where do you engineers or friends go to have delicious and professional steak meals?)

and then nothing bad an old shop in Kaohsiung, really yummy, especially for my best friends😋, they're happy eating. (I don't eat meat often. I have monk life style so. 📿) lol just like that when I out of there I was fall down on the street. XD and very serious hurt my leg. Hey Silly stupid that grandma - Chuuuuu Lan 😅🙄😜 and Does it remind me about DO NOT EAT MEATS???!!! hahaha🥲🤣

[sigyn-foxyposts]

I'm so sorry I had to..

Y/N..?! More like Loki and his wives taking turns getting to kiss him. While Loki distracts Buddha with food because they're beefing. 🐂🥩

Based of this meme/base: ⬆️

[al-hadikhia]

Lord of Typhon

Character Type: Demon

Ability: Each night*, choose a player: they die. [Evil characters are in a line. You are in the middle. +1 Minion. -? to +? Outsiders]

Flavour Text: “In the shadowed and forgotten corners of the cosmos, where the stars whisper secrets to the void, lies a truth so profound that the merest glimpse of it unravels the sanity of mortal minds.”

—

New demon revealed 29/08/2024! 🐂

So! The real meat (beef, if you will) of this character is in the setup ability. Of course, having the whole evil team in a row is a disadvantage, but the extra minion is extremely powerful!

The Lord of Typhon is yet another of those characters that changes the way the whole game is played by being on a script. Good players will try to execute players on the opposite side of the grim. The demon has to kill their minions in order to avoid being obvious. Players might start watching neighbour whispers more closely. And most interestingly, all Typhon worlds built have to account for vicinity.

Just like Kazali, minions will each have a built-in bluff, due to the way setup works. This can help them look good, which is vitally important to not giving away the demon’s location.

Bull time!! Very eager to see how this one plays and what kind of meta will develop!

[offbrandangels]

Hello, you can call me Angel or Mac.

If we are friends or become friends you may call me by the names I have listed or nonbinary Nicknames. I act as a babysitter/platonic caregiver to some agere friends to help them cope with trauma in a healthy manner.

I'm a nonbinary, queer writer and artist. I go by she/her and they/them pronouns. I'm 25 years old and taken by my boyfriend/partner/caregiver. I'm wiccan but tend to lean towards being spiritual in general and take from many religions and am open to learning about other religions. I will post sfw content, might occasionally post about ways to cope with certain traumas and things I've learned through therapy and what not. This is a safe space and will be treated as such. It's a safe space to talk and express yourself in a healthy manner. If you are here to bully or are a map you can get the heck off my page. This is a safe space for everyone, regardless if you are agere or not. I support lgbtq+ among many other things. We are inclusive and accepting on this blog and all walks of life are welcome. If you are kink please don't interact, I do not want that on this blog as it would be triggering to age regressors and their trauma. Be appropriate and respectful of my safe space. Any posts that have trauma that is triggering I will put a tw on it. If you see a tw keep scrolling if you can't handle the subjects of various traumas.

Mom to @sleepypuppycozy give them a follow, and please be appropriate when interacting with anyone online. We are human and have feelings. If you harass or are inappropriate to me, my daughter, or any of my friends, you will be reported and blocked.

Sign: Taurus ♉️🐂🐮

Bday: 4/20

Big age: 25

Lil age: 2-12

Fav Season: Fall 🍂🍄

Fav holiday: Halloween��🕷🦇

Fav foods: Sushi, pizza, ramen, beef stroganoff, Dino nuggies, Mac n cheese. Asian food and Hispanic food. I love Indian fry bread.

Fav desserts/candy: pocky, gummy sharks, dark chocolate, oreos, pie, cookies, circus peanuts

Fave drinks: apple juice, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade Arizona.

Fav shows: Supernatural, bluey, my little pony

Fav movies: Underworld, jurassic park, deadpool, Indiana Jones

Fav colors: purple, pink, red, black, blue

My aesthetics: goth, grunge, pastel goth, cottage core, hippie and renaissance era dress style.

Fav animals: Horses, rabbits, rats, frogs, red panda, cows, crows

Fav things to do: hiking, kayaking, biking, swimming, reading, watching anime/movies/k-dramas/TV shows, gaming, baking desserts, gardening

Fav bugs: isopod, moth, butterflies, preying mantis, dragonfly

Fav games: the last of us, animal crossing, Pokémon violet, smash bros, 7 days to die

Fav toys/plushies/fidgets: tangles, chewlery, calico critters, my littlest pet shop, monster high dolls, squishmallows, squishable, bluey, Bratz dolls, anything sanrio

Fav lil things: pacifiers, sippy cups, onesie, crinkle/sensory toys, baby blankets, coloring books, stickers

I'll update this post more as time goes on and if I see things that need to be addressed or talked about.

[thehyperrequiem]

Did someone order a bull with big beef and meteor powers?

Here's Minotaur! Viviano Westwood! How his horn got chipped off? Well, there was a fight and...well, you might get the picture of how it happened.

☄️🐂💢

[utagejp]

牛バラ🐂と茄子🍆炒め

茄子注目の成分はナスニン。高い抵抗酸化パワーで活性酸素の働きを抑制し、ガンや動脈硬化、高血圧の予防効果が期待されています。今朝は、牛バラ、おろしショウガ＆ニンニク、鷹の爪、茄子を炒め、醤油、酒、オイスターソース〰😋

美味しく健康に、自然の恵みに感謝して頂きます(合掌)。

#茄子 #牛バラ #農人たち #大地の宴 #beef #eggplant #daichinoutage #utage_jp #tokyo #japan

[ace-burger-cafe]

CORNED BEEF SANDWICH🐂 22日日曜から期間限定でコンビーフサンドイッチを販売します！ 牛ブリスケットを1週間塩漬けした後ボイルし、自家製コンビーフにライ麦入りのパン、2種類のチーズ(チェダー&モッツァレラ)とコールスローと合わせました。 コンビーフはたっぷり180g使用！！ 1600円(税込1760円)になります！ もちろんテイクアウトも可能です！ 是非お試しくださーーーーい😆 #aceburgercafe#三重#三重県#伊勢#伊勢市#三重カフェ#伊勢カフェ#mie#ise#mieprefecture #isecity#伊勢志摩#伊勢神宮#iseshima #iseshrine #hamburger#しんぷるぐらむ #sandwich#ハンバーガー#サンドイッチ#ハンバーガーカフェ#カリフォルニアスタイル#東海カフェ#retrip_nippon #retrip_mie#コーヒーのある暮らし#コンビーフ#コンビーフサンドイッチ#cornedbeefsandwich#cornedbeef (Ace Burger Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnolQFHBOYk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[marcedrickirby]

Beef Brisket: The king of barbecue 🔪🐂 #shorts #beef #brisket #butcher #b...

MARCEDRIC KIRBY FOUNDER CEO.

MARCEDRIC.KIRBY INC.

WELCOME TO THE VALLEY OF THE VAMPIRES

[nobertsales]

National Wagyu Day

 

Wagyu, meaning Japanese cattle, refers to four specific breeds of beef cattle that originated in Japan. These unique breeds of cattle produce a type of marbled beef that have an extreme tenderness and a rich, savory flavor when cooked. In fact, the tenderness of the meat creates a melt-in-your mouth experience.

 

American Wagyu comes crossbreeding full blood Wagyu cattle with Angus. Japanese Wagyu cattle are bred solely as authentic because Japanese Wagyu cattle has been only bred in Japan. One way to tell the difference between American and Japanese Wagyu is Japanese Wagyu is normally boneless when imported. In addition, Japanese Wagyu will always have a Certificate of Authenticity, even if served in a restaurant. Verifying authentic Wagyu requires a cattle ID number, which is on the authentication certificate that could be obtained from a butcher or the restaurant where you are enjoying it at.

 

5 Fun Facts about Wagyu

1. Wagyu cattle receive spa treatments in Japan almost daily. In fact, daily brushing, massages, and skin treatments to minimize stress and promote better marbling

2. Japan hosts the National Wagyu Competition each year where breeders compete for prestigious awards in marbling, texture, and overall quality

3. Wagyu fat is healthier for the human body than olive oil or even a fillet of salmon! 

4. Wagyu cattle dates back almost 35,000 and was originally used for agriculture purposes, such as plowing fields and pulling carts. Initially, farmers would breed Wagyu based on their endurance and strength to benefit farm work

5. There are four main types of Wagyu cattle: Japanese Black, Japanese Brown, Japanese Polled, and Japanese Shorthorn

🐂🥩 #NationalWagyuDay #FoodOfTheDay #NobertSales @NobertSales #Food #FoodSolutions #FoodService #FoodServiceSolutions #FoodSales #WeKnowFood #FoodConsultant

[goregeous-archive]

[PT: New meatgenders just dropped!

From the most recent ask I've received, I've felt inspired to coin a few genders!

“HUMANMEATGENDER"

HUMANMEATGENDER – human + meat + gender

A gender related to the meat of humans specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration: Meat/meats, tooth/teeth, gore/gores, bone/bones, blood/bloods, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s, 🩸/🩸s.

Term coining and flag by me

"MUTTONGENDER"

MUTTONGENDER – mutton + gender

A gender related to the meat of sheep specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration : Sheep/sheeps, ram/rams, ewe/ewes, baa/baa's, wool/wools, fluff/fluffs, mutton/muttons, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐑/🐑s, 🐏/🐏s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

"BEEFGENDER"

BEEFGENDER – beef + gender

A gender related to the meat of cows, bulls and oxen specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration : Cow/cows, bull/bulls, ox/oxen, moo/moo's, cattle/cattles, beef/beefs, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐄/🐄s, 🐂/🐂s, 🐃/🐃s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

"PORKGENDER"

PORKGENDER – pork + gender

A gender related to the meat of pigs specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration : Pig/pigs, hog/hogs, oink/oinks, pink/pinks, mud/muds, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐷/🐷s, 🐽/🐽s, 🐖/🐖s,🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

"POULTRYGENDER"

POULTRYGENDER – poultry + gender

A gender related to the meat of fowl (such as chickens, ducks, pheasants and turkeys) specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration :: Fowl/fowls, chicken/chickens, duck/ducks, pheasant/phaesants, turkey/turkeys, wing/wings, feather/feathers, poultry/poultry's, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐓/🐓s, 🐔/🐔s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

"CRABMEATGENDER"

CRABMEATGENDER – crab + meat + gender

A gender related to the meat of crabs specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration :: Crab/crabs, hermit/hermits, beach/beach's, sand/sands, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, coral/corals, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🦀/🦀s, 🌊/🌊s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀s, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

"FISHMEATGENDER"

FISHMEATGENDER :: – fish + meat + gender

A gender related to the meat of fish specifically. A subset of meatgender.

Neopronoun inspiration :: Fish/fish's, tuna/tuna's, salmon/salmons, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, bubble/bubbles, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐟/🐟s, 🐠/🐠s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

Term coining and flag by me

These genders are not masculine, feminine, or neutral in nature. They could be interpreted as feeling like the flesh of a dead animal (or human), it could metaphorically have to do with meat, it could be a gorey or downright scary gender, but that's all up to you!

All flags (except humanmeatgender) are made utilizing and referencing the sheepgender, cowgender, piggender, chickengender, crabgender and fishgender flags, in combination with the meatgender flag.

I don't know who needed this, but you're welcome! :)

– mod Apollo 👽🛸! End PT.]

New meatgenders just dropped!

From the most recent ask I've received, I've felt inspired to coin a few genders!

₊✧˚﹕“ HUMANMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ HUMANMEATGENDER :: – human + meat + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of humans specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Meat/meats, tooth/teeth, gore/gores, bone/bones, blood/bloods, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s, 🩸/🩸s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ MUTTONGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ MUTTONGENDER :: – mutton + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of sheep specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Sheep/sheeps, ram/rams, ewe/ewes, baa/baa's, wool/wools, fluff/fluffs, mutton/muttons, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐑/🐑s, 🐏/🐏s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ BEEFGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ BEEFGENDER :: – beef + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of cows, bulls and oxen specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration ::Cow/cows, bull/bulls, ox/oxen, moo/moo's, cattle/cattles, beef/beefs, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐄/🐄s, 🐂/🐂s, 🐃/🐃s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ PORKGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ PORKGENDER :: – pork + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of pigs specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Pig/pigs, hog/hogs, oink/oinks, pink/pinks, mud/muds, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐷/🐷s, 🐽/🐽s, 🐖/🐖s,🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ POULTRYGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ POULTRYGENDER :: – poultry + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of fowl (such as chickens, ducks, pheasants and turkeys) specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Fowl/fowls, chicken/chickens, duck/ducks, pheasant/phaesants, turkey/turkeys, wing/wings, feather/feathers, poultry/poultry's, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐓/🐓s, 🐔/🐔s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ CRABMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ CRABMEATGENDER :: – crab + meat + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of crabs specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Crab/crabs, hermit/hermits, beach/beach's, sand/sands, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, coral/corals, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🦀/🦀s, 🌊/🌊s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀s, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

₊✧˚﹕“ FISHMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊

☆✦ FISHMEATGENDER :: – fish + meat + gender ☆✦

✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of fish specifically. A subset of meatgender.

✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Fish/fish's, tuna/tuna's, salmon/salmons, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, bubble/bubbles, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐟/🐟s, 🐠/🐠s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.

✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me

✦☆ – These genders are not masculine, feminine, or neutral in nature. They could be interpreted as feeling like the flesh of a dead animal (or human), it could metaphorically have to do with meat, it could be a gorey or downright scary gender, but that's all up to you!

✦☆ – All flags (except humanmeatgender) are made utilizing and referencing the sheepgender, cowgender, piggender, chickengender, crabgender and fishgender flags, in combination with the meatgender flag.

✦☆ – I don't know who needed this, but you're welcome! :)

– mod Apollo 👽🛸!!! ☆✦

[escadaman]

Peace: Mí Beef and Broccoli 🔥🔥 Goes 🐂 ➕️ 🥦 🥦 🍲 🔥🔥 much harder than ya local 🇨🇳 Chinese 🍽 jawn and ya 5️⃣star restaurants 🐝 go complain and bicker with ya ainties dem seen‼️

➖️ Kiss The Cook 💋

[my-weird-news]

🔥 Challenge Star Spills Tea on Josh's Explosive Energy!

The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh – A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿# The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh – A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿 Read the full article

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