#beebop spg

[brooklynisher]

Why is Beebop the youngest SPG member.

He's younger by a lot too

He's younger than probably everyone's fanbots

He's younger than Peter A. Walter VI

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S YOUNGER THAN THE YOUNGEST (known) PERSON IN THE MANOR

Like, idk when his birthday is, but he has just turned the legal drinking age (in America) this year

what

[incorrectspg]

Beebop: We call that a traumatic experience. Beebop, turning to The Spine: Not a "bruh moment". Beebop, turning to The Jon: Not "sadge". Beebop, turning to GG: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[owlhari]

spgtober day 11: beebop & qwerty

the best brothers ever!

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[bunnidudels]

Done for Spinemas in the cavalcadium! At some point I’ll give him color. Maybe for this month’s celebration of the boy

[bookwermthings]

Such fun!

Played Frantic Fanfic for the first time with @bookwermthings and @prettiest-ghoul-at-the-party recently, here’s how the fics I started turned out!!

TITLE: GG Gets Jealous

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: gg the giraffe, the spine's pet roomba

WRITERS: goose!, bookwerm, summer

RATED ALL AGES

The Spine had come home with something new today. GG was immensely curious as to what this might be.. and then she saw it. A small robotic creature gliding gracefully across the floor, a small pink bow sat atop it's head.

'oh my god.' GG thought, 'its adorable.' GG could not stand for this. Another creature in the house? To steal her thunder? No way, this meant war. GG immediately marched over to the Roomba and snatched the bow from it's head. affixing it to her own ear before smugly strutting right past the group of automatons talking in the hallway. The Roomba following closely behind. As GG slowed down to show off her bow, the Roomba ran right over her

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"Aaaaah," GG screamed, her high pitched robot voice grating to human ears. "Guys, this stupid ugly thing just attacked me! For no reason!"

Zer0 looked at her and then looked at the Roomba.

"REalLy?" he said. He hid behind The Spine.

The Spine glared at her.

"I can see one obvious reason why Roomba here might not like you. You stole their bow!"

Rabbit laughed. "C'mon, guys, I've heard of Roombas! For St. Nicholas' sake, they don't have brains! How could it be offended by anything?"

With that, the Roomba sped up and ran over Rabbit's toes.

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"WaAAAAAAAA WHAT's WROng WIth thE ROOMBA" Rabbit exclaimed, jumping in place and holding her foot as if her pain receptors hadn't been damaged there.

The Spine shook his head before walking over to the Roomba. "Now, Roomba, we don't run over people. That being said..." he removed his bowtie and fixed it to Roomba, patting it's head and sending it along it's merry way. "shine bright, Roomba."

GG glared at the Roomba, before angrily taking off her bow and throwing it over to the Roomba, who greedily attempted to eat it.

"N00000000 R00MBA D0N'T D0 THAAT" Zer0 exclaimed, chasing after Roomba with a box of nuts (as in nuts and screws, not the food). He sprinkled some in his hand, attempting to get Roomba to go over to him. This naturally didn't work very well, until he accidentally dropped one on the floor.

However, Roomba didn't get it's little metal treat. Spine picked them up with a huff, beginning to walk to the Hall of Wires.

"You guys can play with Roomba too once you stop being so dangerous. First GG steals their clothes, then Rabbit insults them, and now GG and Zer0 are feeding them poisons... someone has to care for the newest member of the family. So, farewell, if you need me I'll be in my room." He said as he walked, sparing a distressed look over his shoulder.

It was a good thing he did, because then GG was there, tackling him to the floor to get to the Roomba. Or at least, trying to. It was more like she threw herself at his head and hit him square in the face. It wasn't very effective.

She tried to grab the Roomba, who robotically hissed at her. Spine yelled at GG, shaking her off of his arm while holding Roomba away from her.

"YOU CANT BE TRUSTED GG."

Fanfic created with #FranticFanfic.

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TITLE: there is no such thing as goldfishing

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: bebop, hatchworth

WRITERS: goose!, bookwerm, summer

RATED ALL AGES

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOLDFISHING

Hatchworth strutted casually into the workshop of Walter Manor. It wasn't long before he was greeted by a certain blue A.I. on a nearby screen.

"Welcome back, Hatchworth." Beebop called as the robot walked into the room.

"Hello Beebop! was a successful day of Goldfishing." Hatchworth sighed

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Bebop tutted.

"Did you catch any Gold fish, then?"

"Of course not. But, you know how it goes."

Bebop did not know how it went, and Hatchworth was sure of this fact. Because he had not gone Goldfishing today. He had never gone Goldfishing. Day after day he went out, night after night he came back. He never had any Goldfish, but no one questioned him. Stranger things had happened.

No, Hatchworth had been, you guessed it... time travelling!

It took a lot of effort

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for him to jump, but the blue portals he created made it easier. After the first time he had realized he could transcend time, he had picked up the hobby, trying to avoid that terrible future he had seen.

He thought about it and shuddered, remembering the way Kazooland had seemed in shambles after the Beciles had overtaken everything for that stupid green rock candy.

"Bebop, I think I'm gonna go."

"Go where?" Bebop asked as inquisitively as they could.

"I... I don't know. But I need to go somewhere. There, uh, there's no good goldfishing spots here." Hatchworth replied tentatively. He knew that once he left, there was no coming back. The Jon and Upgrade had made that clear enough by not visiting. But if he was going to save Kazooland, someone needed to be there who could see what made things go wrong.

"Just tell the others I'm going on a trip. See ya, Bebop". He said as he opened that final portal.

Fanfic created with #FranticFanfic.

[a-flickering-soul]

does anyone else know they fucking killed beebop and QWERTY off in the current spg liveshow format or did i have to find out on reddit myself

[sw33t-oubliette]

read the spg comic i now understand why you like peter walter. opinions on querty/beebop

theyre silly ithink . Dont really care about either of them if im being fr but theyre deeply goofy to me

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

SPG-tober day 16: Beebop

Acrylic paint on a 4x6 inch canvas board. Maybe I'll catch up if I keep them simple like this (with special bonus peak at my notes)

[brasswired-art]

last night was SO FUN!!! as always everybody was so nice and happy and i absolutely love that i got to introduce my good friend to them and meet them again.

I love you guys so much and i cant wait to see what youll do in the future! i also screamed when yall performed suspender man and captain albert alexander btw hehe

@officialsteampoweredgiraffe

[brasswired]

in the words of my friends who had trouble reading my handwriting: boobop and qwerky

[sketchysquiggle]

Mah boy

[brooklynisher]

Baby BeeBop isn't real. He can't hurt you.

Baby BeeBop:

[incorrectspg]

The Spine, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick! Beebop: Moose Tracks is good! GG: What the fuck is that!? Beebop: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo- GG: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR. The Spine and Beebop: what? GG: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!? The Spine: You done now? GG: Yeah ok. The Spine and Beebop: ... GG: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

[deadxbhxaccount]

Everybody listen up

Rabbit/Isabella from @officialsteampoweredgiraffe is beautiful If anybody disagrees and or says she isn’t Go choke On nuts and bolts. :) 

[spgfanfiction]

Qwerbop (Qwerty x Beebop)

Author: queer_deer_

Category: Oneshot, Romance, Fluff

Character(s): Qwerty, Beebop

Rating: Not rated

Progress: Complete

Link: https://www.wattpad.com/662265426-spg-one-shots-qwerbop-qwerty-x-beebop

[steampoweredgiraffefacts]

I haven't been super involved with other fans, never realized that there's been any kind of decline in SPG fandom, but I'm stoked to see hype for them back on my dash anyway! An actual question, (which I haven't looked up because I feel like you might have more fun researching it than me): Would you kindly share some lore about Zer0?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'd love to.

Beyond the similar tragedy to Hatchworth of essentially being locked away in the Walter Manor basement (but let's not talk about how the Walters took to abandoning their "unusable" automatons as soon as they were no longer needed for war purposes), the good stuff starts in the distant year of 2008...

Zer0's blue matter core was used to power an underground lab in the Manor, during which time he befriended Beebop and became a fan of motown music (not being originally built to be a performer, but merely a tool of war) and one day Peter V heard him singing and decided to reintroduce him to the world above and refit him to be part of The Steam Man Band.

After years of being part of the steam powered outfit, in 2012 Zer0 decided the world deserved his solo career and he left the band. Walter Robotics lost the rights to his image and thus had to edit him out of all relevant materials.

Zer0's solo career was incredibly lucrative, landing him multiple albums, a TV show and numerous merchandise deals. He became a billionaire but lost all of his money when he invested in the concept of love. His final attempt to cling on to relevancy was an autobiography that sold but one copy (which you can find on the bookshelves in my living room).

He rejoined Steam Powered Giraffe in 2017, after Hatchworth left to pursue "gold-fishing" (but this post here can give you more accurate information about Hatchworth's beings and doings since splitting from the group).