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Dr. Julian Bashir page as promised in my last sketch post!

Keen eyed viewers may notice that I fell asleep on this page and wrinkled it :I !

(Currently very bored and taking drawing ideas/requests if anyone feels so inclined)

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Never noticed that the fish turn away from John when they see him?! Full 180s???

SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

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(Star Trek Voyager: Season 1 Episode 6)

I wish I could think of a better way to word this but Harry Kim can be such a little shit (meant affectionately) when he wants to be?!

The fact that we only see Tuvok simulate killing one of his co-workers is a testament to his endurance.

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Chapter 12 of A Contract I Regret Signing

Written by SpencerTheDeerHumanHybrid

La Seine And I

~She’s resplendent, so confident

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine

I realize I’m hypnotized

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~

Bumblebee drove towards where he and Nova usually hung out, he didn’t ask her to be there as he told her earlier that he wanted some time alone, mostly to think about his relationship with Blurr. He wanted to confess to him for so long but it seemed impossible to find the right moment, even more so with the situation he was in. He arrived at the usual place but went past it to go to where the ocean was. The colors looked so beautiful and had a wonderful shade of blue.

’Just like Blurr,” Bumblebee thought. Bumblebee gingerly stepped into the water and started to move his pede around in it, creating small, pretty waves. Bumblebee moved his pedes slowly across the water, waiting for a rhythm to come out. He started to slowly spin around and had his arms out and still in opposite directions.

Blurr appeared and saw Bumblebee had started to dance, he hid behind a large, thick tree nearby and peered out to watch Bumblebee dance. He seemed to be hypnotized by Bumblebee, looking at him lovingly as he moved his body in such elegant ways.

~I hear the moon singing a tune

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine

Is she divine? Is it the wine?

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~

As Bumblebee danced his movements slowly became more faster, despite this his movements were as elegant as before. Blurr couldn’t help but stare with such love at him, they watched as Bumblebee easily twisted his body and was amazingly flexible.

Bumblebee then noticed some movement in the water he was in and stopped to bend down and look more closely at it. Blurr followed Bumblebee’s sight and saw that a dark shadow was underneath the water. The shadow suddenly jumped out, revealing it to be a flying fish as Sari called it.

Bumblebee shrieked and started to fall backwards, before he could fall down into the salt water, Blurr ran up and caught him in his arms. Bumblebee looked up at him with shock and surprise. Blurr just realized that he had blown his cover and started to apologize.

“I’m-so-sorry!-I-didn’t-mean-to-follow-you-here-I-just-wanted-to-see-you-dance-I’m-so-sorry-I’ll-just!-“ Blurr was cut off when he heard Bumblebee giggling.

“Blurr, it's okay!” Bumblebee said while laughing. Bumblebee then pulled himself and Blurr up and spun around and stopped in front of Blurr, looking at them with excitement and mischievous optics.

~I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why

That’s how we are, la Seine and I

I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why

That’s how we are, la Seine and I~

Bumblebee put his servos in Blurr’s own servos and slowly started to spin the two of them. Blurr blushed at the contract and even more so when he realized that the both of them were going to start dancing. They moved across the water and began shuffling around to try to get a rhythm.

They eventually found one and started to go into a more elegant style of dancing. Bumblebee lightly gasped when he felt Blurr place one of their servos on his back plates. He then began to giggle when Blurr suddenly took the lead and started to move the both of them around with the grace of a swan preening their lover.

The both of them started to laugh as they continued to spin one another around all while the water was splashing below them, covering both of their legs in salt water.

~I feel alive when I’m beside

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine

From this angle like an angel

La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~

Blurr suddenly picked Bumblebee, his servos still on Bumblebee’s back plates and servo. They started to spin him around at a fairly fast yet steady pace, the moon shining brilliant light on the water and their frames alike. As Blurr spun the both of them around, he realized how much they liked Bumblebee, they loved the way that he smiled whenever he could hang out with his friends, he loved the way Bumblebee always wanted to protect his team, they loved the way that he was always ready to comfort his friends and that organic named Sari, they loved the way that he would always be the light in everyone’s shadow always ready to cheer people up even when he was feeling down.

Blurr realized that he loved him ever since they first saw him and the way he seemed to be mesmerized by the way Blurr spoke. With a sudden surge of confidence, Blurr leaned up against Bumblebee’s face plates and kissed him.

~I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why

That’s how we are, la Seine and I

I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why

That’s how we are, la Seine and I~

Bumblebee froze at the contact, Blurr noticed that Bumblebee had froze and slowly leaned back out to stare at Bumblebee. Upon seeing Bumblebee’s shocked face, he began to apologize.

”I’m-so-sorry-I-shouldn’t-have-that!-I-understand-if-you-don’t-want-to-talk-or-see-me-after-this!-“ Blurr got cut off when he felt Bumblebee’s lips against their own. Blurr was in shock for just a nano-kilk before returning the kiss, with said kiss continuing for a few cycles more.

Eventually they separated from each other's face plates and looked at each other with a loving look. After a few moments of silence, Bumblebee started to lightly cry.

”What’s wrong?” Blurr said in a slow and steady voice. Bumblebee smiled down and him and replied,

”I always loved you, I’m glad that I finally had a moment to show you that.” Blurr was silence for a nano-kilk before saying,

”I love you too,” They wrapped their arms around one another and started to spin around while laughing, happy that they could finally be together once and for all.

~Upon the bridge

My heart does beat

Between the waves

We will be saved

The air we breathe

Can you believe?

Learn to forgive upon the bridge~

While they were spinning, Blurr suddenly dipped Bumblebee in a fast motion which caused him to grab onto Blurr hasilty, this caused the both of them to fall into the water, salt water enveloping their frames. The both of them peeked their helms and a good chunk of their frames above the water, looked at each other and started to laugh. They were like that for a couple of cycles before they heard soft clicking coming from the trees nearby. They looked at the direction of the trees to see Nova Storm leaking optic fluid and holding a camera.

”That.. was.. the.. most.. beautiful.. moment.. I have.. ever.. seen,” She said while crying. Bumblebee and Blurr looked at her and back at each other before giggling and embracing in each other's arms.

“Let’s go back to the base,” Bumblebee said softly to Blurr. Blurr nodded and waved his servo at Nova as if to say ‘goodbye’ and zoomed off to the base, Bumblebee cradled in their arms. Thankfully from the supersonic speed of Blurr, all the water dried up by the time they stopped in front of base. Bumblebee got off from Blurr arms before looking down and saying,

”Hey, I know that this might be a little fast but.. do you want to cuddle in my room?” Blurr blushed before excitedly replying,

”Of-course!” Bumblebee giggled and led Blurr towards his room. When the two speedsters were on the berth, Bumblebee wrapped his arms around Blurr and laid down on top of him, a blanket covering their frames. Blurr did the same and the two lovebirds recharged in peace, knowing that the both of them will love each other till the end.

~That’s how we are, la Seine and I

That’s how we are, la Seine and I

That’s how we are, la Seine and I

That’s how we are, la Seine and I~

When morning arose, everyone except for the speedsters were in the living room.

”Has anyone seen Blurr? He wasn’t inside his berthroom today,” Jazz asked. Everyone was also wondering why both Blurr and Bumblebee weren’t in the living room as the two of them woke up at similar times. When everyone voiced their concerns about them (except Sentinel, he could care less) Nova struggled to hold in a laugh. Eventually it became too much to handle and she burst out laughing. When everyone looked at her with surprise, she said while still laughing,

”C-check B-Bee’s r-room PFFT HAHA!!” Optimus immediately ran to Bumblebee’s room and discovered it was unlocked and burst in. He froze in surprise and shock as he saw the speedsters cuddling with each other, a content look on both of their face plates. Everyone else also appeared behind him and smiled at the cute display. Cliffjumper, Sunstreaker, and Sideswipe however, looked very pissed, especially when they noticed Blurr’s arms were holding Bumblebee near his aft. Optimus smiled and motioned for the others to exit out of the room quietly, taking one last look at the lovebirds and smiled knowing that their romantic tension was gone and out came a beautiful relationship.

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Pov two displeased Teletubbies seek vengeance after you steal their antennae

pov the doctors are operating on you

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Bee!!!

*Gives you visibility vest, with a hole in the back for the wings*

Fly safe, Okey?

Oki doki!!!

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For the record, the main reason BillFord was allowed a re-do is because they were posted before all the current options were available. Later ships aren't likely to be redone based on demand alone.

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Unfortunately, my bed is calling my name. Never forget that you are all wonderful, my darlings. I wish all of you nothing but the sweetest of days & nights.

The world is so much brighter with you in it. I cannot imagine this fandom without each of you. You deserve so much & you are worth every bit of love & care.

Goodnight, my lovelies.♡

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Did Garak ghost write this

put this man in these

[deadboydyke]

When I get a thimble in my sewing kits I tHROW IT AWAY

Poking my thumb is an INTEGRAL part of my creative process

[askglassanon]

What happened?? Last thing I remember was being at home!! -🐝

You got ittied

You were adorable as a Beebe Puff btw but... *She hands them the pamphlets*

Then you got super sick and I had to take you to a hospital - Glass

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Watching this interaction between Sisko and Jadzia/Dax in the first episode while knowing what happens in the episode that follows is really amusing.

I wouldn't completely write off the possibility, Commander.

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Hooray for body aches! I imagine being their masseuse would be a delightful experience.

Threshold turns 30 next year, so in 2026, I expect to see a lot of salamanders suddenly experiencing back pain for the first time. Salamanders sleeping weird and waking up unable to move their necks for the first time. Salamanders who can't pull all nighters anymore. Salamanders who are horrified to find they're starting to sound exactly like their mother. It'll be their big 3-0! Please plan accordingly

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HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE !!!!!

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HI GUYS UHH- So while i'm pondering the next post, time for filler posts again yippie!

I FINALLY MADE AN OC. Took me long enough sheeesh. Anyway this is Bailee Bumblebee, last few images has @iidgm's wonderful THE Roxie Reedcycle

He was made after the Catnap toy recall as a sort of damage control. Not necessarily a replacement, just a "hey look at our new environmentalist character! Wow bees are so good for the environment and they're hardworking and you should totally trust our new bee character"

But apparently they didn't learn from the Catnap debacle since Bailee plushies had something similar to the red smoke, except it was more meant to cause relaxation and happiness. The side effects of it were less obvious, that being short term memory loss, so it flew under the radar for the most part. Must be that chamomile scent of the plushies eh?

In the realizin au he'd be a cool dude. He's like in the middle of Catnap and Dogday energy wise. Bit of an ambivert, likes people but needs his space. Excitable but not hyper, loyal and independant, all that good stuff. Though he does have memory issues and that's entirely due to that different smoke he has. Woops

Within the game, I. Okay so I drew what he might look like if he was in the actual game, and it's under the cut so I don't jumpscare anyone LMAO

He would be a bastard in game. Count your memories cus you'll forget some of em

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I'm sure he'd kill Adam

John Kramer no clue why he’d be in a trap but we don’t talk about logic