#bee: ok babe have fun

[morethanmeetstheass]

YOU GET IT. BLITZWING IS NOT DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES HES DIFFERENT EMOTIONS. YOU AND THAT ANON TALKING HAD ME REAWAKEN MY BIGGEST DIE HARD ABOUT HIS CHARACTER AS SOMEONE WITH MOODSWINGS/DRASTICALLY OBVIOUS MOOD CHANGES THATS WHAT I SEE IN HIM. The idea that he's just Blitzwing if he wasn't you'd think his theoretical personalities would have different names, opinions, longer times out, etc it's the fact he's Always on the same page no matter the emotion he's feeling in the moment while there's so much to him especially three core aspects that heighten those emotions they showcase its the idea that that's still All Him; sorry I went crazy in your ask box sorry about that dude

you get me!!!!!

he is One Guy with multiple faces. the whole "icy hothead random" thing is extremely dumb fanmade and it just. doesnt rly make sense. like. he doesnt become a different bot, he just has a new face and gets in a silly goofy mood or punches someone or something. there is 0 disconnect between the different faces except for what he says and how he says it. they are not different faces. its all just blitzy

honestly i loved sharp-tooth face a lot when i first watched tfa bc it reminds me so much of my OCD intrusive thoughts as well as, like, the standard impulsive thoughts. blitzy just verbalizes them bc why the fuck not. dont we all have a sharp-toothed bastard inside us saying we should put our enemies into a meat grinder? bc i sure as hell do and blitzy is an icon for saying it out loud

[hippolotamus]

WIP Wednesday ☕

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It's still Wednesday somewhere right? Ok, so this post about Tommy grabbing Buck's hoodie from @whollyjoly has been haunting me (in the best possible way) for a few weeks. Earlier today it came up when I was chatting with Bee and, well, here we are. From my brain to your dash.

Tommy is... well, to say he's not a morning person is a bit of an understatement. The only reason he prefers to see the sun come up is because he hasn't gone to bed yet. So, when Coleson lands in the hospital for appendicitis and shifts get moved, Tommy is less than thrilled. But, it's his job - his career - that he happens to enjoy very much. He gives himself two minutes to grumble before telling himself to get over it. Telling Evan had been even less fun. He understands, of course. They've both been in the business long enough to understand that things change and being flexible is par for the course. It's just that they finally seemed to have gotten into a decent cadence with their schedules and figuring out how to have regular date nights where they aren't exhausted or rushing off to a shift. C'est la vie or whatever. "Five more minutes?" Evan mumbles, tightening his hold as Tommy tries to extricate himself. He chuckles and rubs his thumb over Evan's birthmark. "That was your five more, baby." Evan slowly blinks his eyes open and pouts unapologetically. "Don't even try because it won't work," Tommy says. "Unless you've got some secret in with my boss that will let me be late.” "No." Evan somehow manages to pout even more. "But it was worth a shot, right?" Warmth floods through his chest, radiating out like liquid sunshine. The temptation to call off and stay in bed all day is overwhelming. But Tommy's a big boy. As such he's going to win the war over Evan's incredibly adorable puppy eyes and go to work. "It was a valiant effort." Tommy kisses the tip of Evan's nose before capturing his lips, morning breath be damned. "Better luck next time, kid." "Go. You're gonna be late." Evan playfully shoves his shoulder. It's so easy and fun and light and- what was it Casey McQuiston wrote? Oh, right. Alex is so in love he could die. That. That's what Tommy feels. He just hopes Evan doesn't run when Tommy finally gets the courage to say it out loud. He leans in for one more kiss before shimmying out from under the covers. The extra five minutes he gave Evan turned out to be closer to fifteen and now he has to rush to throw himself together. He allows for a quick rinse in the shower before hastily throwing on jeans, a tee and hoodie. "Thanks, babe." Tommy takes the travel mug of coffee Evan hands him and settles for giving him a peck on the cheek so he doesn't undo all the work of trying to be on time. "Be safe," Evan says, no less sincere than the first time. It's said with care, as part of this ritual they're developing. Not because it's a habit or a meaningless platitude. But because it’s intentional. “Of course.”

It is crazy late so take this for today or another tag day. LMK if you'd rather not be tagged for BuckTommy stuff. I get it's not everyone's jam. np tagging:

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@wildlife4life and anyone else who wants to 😘

[grxmreaperx]

ive been stuck in the airport for 8 hours and awake for 29 hours so i have deleriously begun thinking of domestic Mark Hoffman on a vacation.

To me he definitley screams airport dad, he’s holding everyones passports and boarding passes, he’s weighing everyones bags , quadruple checking everyone has everything they need and the whole kit and caboodle. but on the flip side the second yall are actually in the plane in the air he becomes normal cocky Mark Hoffman again, whispering in your ear about joining the mile high club and honestly probably doing it lolllll ,, his hand permanently gripping your thigh or having you sleep on his shoulder

anyway thats the end of my delusional rambles about my fav psycho bastard <33

ok this is so fucking funny and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it since this hit my inbox so have some headcanons (might make this into a full goofy fic at some point we'll see)

first off, i hope you get some sleep soon!!

domestic Hoffman has me WEAK

he gets so stressed

"did you pack this?" "did you pack this?" "did you pack this?"

"for FUCKS sake Mark why don't you just pack?"

has to be at the airport like 8 hours early

wears the most outrageous Hawaiian shirts he can find

i have a headcanon that he dresses fairly darker on his days off (probably old band tshirts type of look) but on vacation this man would look like a stereotypical tourist

i'm just imagining you and Mark going on a vacation with all of the other apprentices (and Adam because i said so)

he's considered putting one of those kiddie leases on Adam because he always wanders off

the only person he doesn't yell at for walking too slow is John

he and Amanda are fighting because she tried to bring a knife through the metal detectors and now you're all stopped by security and he's worried you're going to miss your flight (it's four hours away)

the only people he doesn't get annoyed with are you and Lawrence (who he has put in charge of Adam)

"Amanda did you pack sunscreen for John? I don't want to listen to either of you complain if he gets burnt"

"babe i'm gonna kill them, someone is not making it on that plane."

he's internally screaming when Amanda and Adam start playing monkey in the middle with his wallet cause they're bored

"John control your children for fuck's sake"

"Lawrence would you control your boy toy my GOD"

you, John, and Lawrence are just sitting, patiently waiting to board the plane and watching Mark die a little inside

definitely said he would "turn this car around" at least once when you were on your way to the airport

once you're on the plane (and you've made sure he's not sitting next to Amanda or Adam) he's back to normal

absolutely makes a joke about you two joining the mile high club

(and you probably do if we're being honest)

will not stop whispering things in your ear just to entertain himself

Adam makes fun of you later after he saw you both sneaking out of the bathroom

you try and convince him to sleep on the plane ride but he refuses

it starts all over again once the plane lands

"babe someone is not going to make it to the hotel why didn't we just come by ourselves"

tag list: @bee-who-isnt-french, @enigmatic-blues, @kujofam, @aliengutzstuff, @mysunfishpeedinmyroom, @slut4hoffman, @schrodingersjigsaw, @hoffmansnightmare, @karmaswitch, @mrs-hotforhoffman, @returntodustsblog, @capan-deveraux2, @switchbabeeexo, @librababe99, @honimello

[pokegalla]

Requested by @tryslogic

Brooooo a part three AND with Papyruses?! They deserve more love and I shall give it to them✨ (Warning: A little spicy up ahead!)

How Touchy Can They Be In Public With Slightly Large Chested S/o! (Pt.3 with Papyruses✨)

Stretch:

* Ah yes the lazy carrot himself. With his chill nature could he be too lazy to think lewd things?! Well of course he can- he’s the type of…..closeted pervert? Like he is not gonna outright do anything or say anything unless it’s on the down low- other than that, he might be generally too lazy to do it…..or a little shy surprisingly.

* You probably randomly find out when you wore a nice tight shirt. With a whole amount of cleavage that leaves nothing much for the imagination- and he is staring respectfully…..a lot. If you catch him, he’ll just chuckle and shrug like yeah yah got me. Though he does get a little sheepish and looks away blushing.

* In private, he’s actually quite a big snuggle bug. He don’t care if he’s the big or little spoon. Heh mainly because he could either have your tits on his back as the little spoon or tits in his hands like stress balls as the big spoon. Plus he gets cuddles and possible smooches? He’s in heaven✨

* Now does he tease you in public? Ooooh boy. He’ll tease you via puns- seriously he’ll probably make you smack him or laugh. Maybe both- “Hey babe. Am I the breast guy you ever loved?✨” “Babe please-“ “Woah Calm your tits- I just found a cup for us *Shows coffee cup with a honey bee on it* Damn sorry It’s a b-cup-“ “BABE-“

* He’s just a silly guy who loves you very much……and no he’s not going to run out of boob jokes-

Mutt:

* Now NORMALLY I ask if this AU variant is capable of being lewd. But- this guy is so GODdamn HORNY, he broke that continuity in these headcanons- don’t get me wrong! He has his cute moments. But nah we don’t need to even ASK if he does bruh-

* And I highly doubt you take him to public without wearing a baggy sweatshirt- because I know the first time you tried wearing Y’know something regular that shows your outline, he was clinging onto you. Either face nuzzling your chest, or pulling you close by your waist, your chest directly pressed against him. Hell will the sweatshirt REALLY help-?

* In private he’s more like a cute cuddly puppy, snuggling you and asking for headpats. He even whines like one and if you don’t he has the cutest puppy dog eyes. And honestly it’s quite a sweet moment. He’s also the type of guy who requires a lot of trust so to see him unwind and be this affectionate is really rewarding. Though let’s be honest he can turn this from sweet fluffy moment to having you two break the headboard after having fun in the sheets~ If you in the mood? Oh he’ll take you there-

* Teasing? Absolutely. And very blunt teasing too- like from tell you how pretty you’d look with love bites all around……to straight up GRIPPING a booba with no hesitation- mans gives no fucks- might have to drag him to somewhere private before he does something right then and there. But he’ll apologize right after! “Sorry babe….I just can’t resist you. I love you so much!” ……you can’t stay mad at him can you? 😏

* Overall he really is your cute puppy dog✨

Papyrus (The Classic✨in case there is confusion-):

* Well……I’ll be damned. He actually had me stumped- but ok ok. Can this literal ball of sunshine be anyway lewd? My answer? I’d say……surprisingly yes? But very very vanilla- like he’s a grown ass Skellie, of course he’d be attracted. But it’s so damn innocent and sweet.

* Seriously in public he can’t help but smile and compliment you because he thinks you are the most beautiful person he’s ever seen- he tries not to get easily flustered because he’s The Great Papyrus! He’s supposed to make YOU feel flattered! Though the way he stares at your booba and looks away apologizing profusely, I think you feel flattered already.

* In private, nothing is better than cuddling with your S/o after training all day. But please let him know it’s ok to lay on your chest. He always hesitates. But once he gets comfortable, he’ll be a cuddly bean, skull resting upon your booba✨ he even gets curious, wondering why they are JUST like pillows! He also gets surprisingly romantic and leaves praises and kisses all over you, saying all the bits he loves about you. If he ain’t careful, things will take a steamy turn with you two~

* A lovely cinnamon roll who is always ready to shower you in love! And we can all agree: very adorable✨

[crazyunsexycool]

I want a day of chaos, where everyone is on a mission and Peter is left in the tower with all the super babies with babysitter duties!

Henry, Lottie, peanut and Bee!

Poor Peter.... Let's do this!!!!

From Spiderman to Babysitter

warning: dirty diapers (nothing descriptive), gagging?,

A/N: Just some fun and shenanigans from our favorite super kids!

"Ok Peter, you're only going to be with them for an hour. My dad will be here by then. " Sugar says as she rocks her youngest to sleep. "Peanut should remain asleep the whole time. If they wake up and you're not sure what to do, I left instructions on the fridge and Henry knows what to do."

"Ok, Mrs. Barnes."

Peter was nervous. He'd never babysat before. Stopping bad guys? Sure he could do that in his sleep. But possibly changing a dirty diaper? That was the stuff of nightmares.

"Steve, I don't think this is a good idea." Honey says in a whisper. She's hovering around Steve while he also rocks their baby to sleep.

"He's a good kid. Everything will be fine. Henry and Charlotte are here too and they know how to calm Bee down. Eddie will be here within the hour." Steve kisses her forehead. "Don't worry, Honey. I trust him."

Now Peter had even more to prove. The Captain America trusted him and he wouldn't let Steve down.

"Hey kid." Bucky says with a stern expression on his face. "If something happens to the kids, you'll have me to deal with. You understand?"

"Yes, Mr. Sergeant Barnes."

"Babe, stop trying to scare Peter." Sugar walks back into the living room of her house. "Peanut is down for their nap. Bee is in there too. They should stay asleep. Our mission should only last about 3 to 4 hours. If it's a medical emergency-"

"I take them straight to the medbay."

"That's right. I also left my brother's phone number on there. If you have any questions call him. It'll be over before you know it." Sugar squeezes his shoulder reassuringly.

"Have a good mission." Peter calls out to the four of them.

The whole team was heading out and due to some scheduling conflicts Peter was the only one available. Even Honey would be needed to collect samples or something. Peter was so nervous but he was determined to prove that he could be trusted.

"Can watch moobie?" Lottie crept up behind Peter and he jumped at the sound of her voice.

"Yeah, of course we can watch a movie." Peter locks the door and steers Lottie towards the living room.

"Can habe candy?"

"Oh you want a snack with the movie?" Peter asks Lottie and she nods excitedly.

"Peter, mama doesn't let her have candy at this time or else she won't go to sleep at bed time."

Peter looks from Lottie to Henry. "Oh, I didn't think of that."

"Bubba but I wants candy. Pwease?"

"Maybe just a little bit of candy?" Henry says.

"A little bit of candy it is, then."

****

30 minutes passed since the team left when Peanut woke up and started crying. Which would have been fine but then Bee woke up because of Peanut. Now Peter was trying to calm down both babies but it wasn't working.

"I can take Peanut." Henry says while extending his arms.

"Are you sure, buddy?"

"Yeah, I do it all the time. I can help." Henry takes Peanut and sits down on the couch. "It's ok Peanut, you can go back to sleep." Henry rocks Peanut softly.

"Awesome job, buddy." Peter says while following Henry's lead and rocking Bee.

****

"Uh-oh." Lottie says. "Sowwy Pet-uh."

Peter runs into the play room to find a mess of paint and glitter on the kid's table. His eyes widen and his mouth is hanging open as he takes in the mess. Lottie's hands are covered in the mess she'd made but at least she looked sorry.

"Oh, ok. Lottie lets go wash your hands. But don't touch anything."

"Kay." Lottie hops off her chair and follows Peter to the bathroom.

"Just hold still okay."

Peter helps Lottie wash her hands but now the sink is full of red paint and blue glitter. As he helps Lottie one of the babies starts crying.

"Oh shoot. I have to get them."

"I got it." Henry yells as he runs towards Peanut's nursery.

Peter rushes out of the bathroom with Lottie still in his arms. In the nursery Henry is holding Bee at arms length, his face scrunched in disgust.

"Peter, she needs her diaper changed."

"Ok. Alright. We can manage that. right?" Peter nods. "Maybe let me call your grandpa to see how long it's going to take him." Peter puts Lottie down and runs back toward the kitchen where Sugar left the phone numbers. "Hi sir, my name is Peter and I'm looking after the kids and I wanted to know how long it's going to take you to get here because I don't know how to change a diaper and Mrs. Barnes said you would be here within the hour but it's almost the hour."

"Peter, take a breath." Eddie chuckles on the other side. "Unfortunately, I'm stuck in traffic. I think it might be another hour. If you don't know how to change a diaper, take the kids to the medbay, Ivy can help you."

"Oh, but Peanut is sleeping. Should I wake them up?"

"No you don't want a screaming kid on your hands. I'll call the medbay for you."

"Thank you sir." Peter hangs up and takes Bee from Henry. She's wiggling in his hold and crying. "It'll be just a minute, Bee I promise."

It wasn't just. minute, Ivy wouldn't be able to come to the house for a while so Peter did the next best thing. He watched a tutorial on YouTube. He gagged at the smell of the dirty diapers but he managed anyway. To make sure it didn't smell anymore, Peter cocooned the discarded diaper in web fluid.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The house was vibrating as the four parents got closer. As Sugar opened the door the music was blaring. The lights were flashing to the rhythm. When she turned into the living room, Sugar gasped. It was a mess. Bee and Peanut sat in spiderweb swings. Henry was swinging from a thick rope of spiderweb. Lottie was on the coffee table dancing. And Peter? He was on the ceiling dancing too. The couch cushions were all over the place, there were candy wrappers on the floor, forgotten juice boxes thrown to the side.

“Friday, shut off the music.” Bucky yelled.

The house fell completely silent.

“Daddy you’re home.” Lottie ran into his waiting arms while Peter jumped down. “Wook it daddy, am just wike you.” She held her left arm up which was all black and gold.

“What the hell is this?” Bucky looked between Lottie’s arm, her face and Peter who looked like a deer in headlights. “What did you do to her arm?”

“It’s temporary?”

“Are you asking or telling me?”

“Telling.” Peter says again, but it still sounds like a question.

Sugar and Honey both took the kids out of the makeshift swings and check to make sure they’re ok.

“Why is Bee’s diaper backwards?” Honey asks.

“Um, because I had to change her. I’ve never done it before so I had to look for instructions online.” Peter was definitely in over his head with this one and he knew he messed up but he tried his hardest.

Steve is standing beside Honey cooing at Bee and trying not to laugh at the murderous look on Bucky’s face.

“I’m going to-“

“Bucky.” Sugar sent him a warning look and Bucky kept his mouth shut.

“Peter, sweetie why are you still here? My dad was supposed to take over three hours ago.”

“Mrs. Barnes, your dad got caught in traffic. There was an accident and he’s still waiting in his car ma’am.”

“I’m sorry Peter, this should’ve never happened. Thank you for looking after them. Why don’t you head up to the main building.”

“No.” Bucky stops him from leaving. “He’s leaving after he cleans this place up.”

“Sure I can do that.”

“No, it’s ok Peter. I’ll do it.”

Peter stands there looking between Sugar and Bucky before he slowly takes a step back.

“Have a goodnight Peter.” Sugar says.

“Good night.” He says and heads for the door before turning to face the four adults. “Also Charlotte found a stash of glitter. I tried to clean it up but she mixed it with paint in the playroom. Bye.”

Bucky groans and Lottie giggles.

“Made you a picture daddy.”

“I’m sure you did.”

Lottie kisses his cheek before wiggling out of his arms and taking him by the hand to the play room. The last thing anyone hears is.

“Charlotte Elise Barnes.”

And laughter from the girl herself.

[princesspuffle8]

Double double toil and trouble…

Your second set of twins with Sirius was NOT planned. I mean your first set wasn’t planned either, to have twins that is, but you were ok with having one more baby… they just happened to turn into two.

But your second set well they happened on a wild night celebrating your wedding anniversary on a spontaneous trip to France (your kids were left with their godparents and uncle). And well lots of fun time was had… as Sirius had one to do list for that trip… and that was you. 

Needless to say when you got pregnant again it was not a shock to anyone. Sirius was beyond elated to be a daddy again. Polaris was both equal part grossed out (he had the birds and the bees talk a couple years back) and equally excited for a new sibling. Lysithea was nervous (poor baby thought that you and Sirius wouldn’t love her anymore and needed some reassurance when the pregnancy was announced) but after that hurdle she was excited about being a big sister and was obsessed with making cute little beanies and bows for the new babes. Regulus, their uncle, who was constantly involved in the kids lives was equal parts excited and equal parts “are you two rabbits” much to your annoyance. And your twin boys Leo and Andy well they wanted another set of twins like them. In fact that was all they talked about.

And they got their wish. Not identical twins like the boys but fraternal twin girls. And boy their birth was a bit of a shock. You weren’t new to the twin mom experience, and you enjoyed seeing your family grow. It was the opposing appearance that was what was so special.

The eldest but smaller twin Cassiopeia Lily Black, aka Cassi or Sirius calls her lil pea, had black hair and brilliant gold eyes that seemed to literally glow and her skin tone was closer to pale much like Sirius’s. She was the more wild of the twins, loud and expressive since birth. 

While her sister, Carina Dorcus Black (aka Cari or Rina) was the exact opposite. Born with pure white hair (which neither you nor Sirius were sure where that came from, and the healer said it may be a magical coincidence) and Sirius’s silver eyes and your skin tone, she was a bit of a surprise in contrast to most of all your other children as most of them had inherited their fathers dark hair. Unlike her twin, Carina was more quiet and not much of a crier. Which was concerning to you for her first few months because you honestly thought something might be wrong with her (like she was sick) since she didn’t cry very often. Alas, as she grew to be a healthy baby your fears subsided.

Dorcus, their godmother, joked that they were yin Yang babies. Which you could honestly see. 

As for your family dynamic…

Well it was already chaotic (Sirius would correct you and say that he was raising baby marauders to cause mischief) but the twins only added to the love and chaos 

Polaris was super happy to be a big brother of sisters again. He would joke and say they were more fun than brothers. Your twin boys were super happy to have another set of twins in the family. “The twin magic is strong,” they’d brag, as if being twins gave them special magical powers (it did not). And Lysithea had well mixed emotions that resolved themselves with love and support. And since then she was super protective big sister, who loves picking out the headwear for her siblings.

As for your husband, Sirius, he was over the moon at being a girl dad again. But also was super proud at having twins again bragging to James that “his swimmers were going strong” (you playfully hit him on the arm for that one). He had nicknames that only he called the babies. Cassiopeia was lil pea since she was the smaller twin and Carina was snow bunny (since they were born in winter and she had white hair). 

As for you, you couldn’t be more happy. Elated about your little… well big… family but also you swore up and down to Sirius that you were DONE having children. To which he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind and kissed your neck while whispering that he still thinks you guys could try for a quidditch team… 

… he can’t keep his hands to himself when it comes to you

[unsleepingtales]

Ok I did not have a chance to watch the ep last night and I’m mildly hungover today but woo! FHJY party time!

17’s not bad!

A goddess with one cleric, one follower, and a shrimp allergy

KrisFIG Applebees

Oh Cassandra is in literal physical shards? Great. Fantastic.

Everyone here... makes steel. And I think that's wonderful. (Still one of the best moments I've ever seen)

You're doing a better job 😭

She LOST money

Very fucked up white russian

This is what they drink in the jungle!

They're so silly I love them so much

'I don't do this to you' zac started playing it out and beardsley immediately felt so guilty

Oooh love a full moon dice cleanse!

Ohh he's the church guy

It's filled with water 😡

KRISTEN

I'm glad at least one of them also feels weird about tricking someone who really doesn't want to drink into drinking.

"You gotta go right to their house and tell the Applebees house and tell them that their daughter's good"

"He must have repented an-" "Oh nooooo"

You should go to hell sometime! It's really fun!!

It must actually be so lovely for Kristen to hear her friends talk about her with so much love <3

Hellhound!Hangman!!!! <3<3<3 So cute I love him

I love the idea that instead of advisories or anything the yearbooks are grouped by party

Really idiosyncratic high fives. Incredible.

A Gardener's Dozen!!

What is this guy's vibe. I can't clock the vibe.

This blue dragonborn is hot I haven't even seen art

OH THERE'S THE ART yep he's hot.

The energy, the conjuration glyph tattoos.......

Hi Skrank!

Riiiiight dragonborn. Hoards. Etc

Tragic

I love Siobhan's collar pins so much. I need more collar pins.

That's SO cool.

Adaine. Fig's not infectious Oisin is distracted by you.

EY???

That 'I'm so tired' came from Brennan's soul

What the FUCK are you two TALKING about

ohhh I've been bested :|

y'all Kalina is currently discorporated

Watching Brennan's physicality change through that speech was great

ok but guys. Ragh taking a cleric level would not be the worst thing

AWWWWW 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I love them SO much

I love friends that steal each other's clothes it is true and real

The High 5 Heroes! Ok!

Ok what happened to Lucy Frostblade

We're not in the library you can't rip pages out!

Are they still in the party? They weren't wearing pins right? Are they so intense because they already had to go pass/fail for a year when some of them left the party??

THERE'S A FACE BEHIND EVERY PIECE OF STEEL THAT YOU USE IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE.

Kristen I love you to the ends of the earth. But why do you love the steelworkers plant so much.

What are you DOING

Ohoho spreading the message. For a second I was convinced they were gonna say spreading the gospel. And that would have been weird.

Isn't Max a senior?

Concerning!

Girl what if she's DEAD????

Someone tagged his house :((

He has to live here tomorrow :((

Babe are you sure you want to be the party house?

One last time?? What are you gonna do to the page?

So glad I'm not the only one who had the what if she's dead thought

'I am compartmentalizing in a way that makes me think I will be doing this the rest of my life' OUCH. You can't just say that man c'mon.

Fabian had a signed copy of catcher in the rye????

Reliable Talent is so neat

ALLY

Yeah it's a utopia

You could make a really campy entrance oh my GOD

Awww

That's the ice muffets drunk adaine you have my heart

Fuck yeah Fig

Eeeesh

Mazey is so cool.

With tears in her eyessss

Mazey is a cig figs fan!!! Love that for her!

I love some exploration of bardic power. It's so delightful. Art resonates with the universe!!

Love Gorgug running some interference

Ok so just bc they're not wearing the pins doesn't mean they're not still in the party.

AND FOR WHAT

Oh god what did they do

Put it in the hangvan make it a plane

Are we not allowed to take drugs?? We murder people!

Adaine is actually sleeping!!! Oh I just read a great fic about elves and sleeping vs trancing.

Gertie Bladeshield is so pretty

That is ADORABLE. IT'S AN APPLE BEE. I LOVE HER.

Hell yeah Gertie

oh SHIT

If we get the bees on our side we'll be unstoppable 😭

Trackerrrrr

AUGH.

Oh shit she can't cast right now?? I mean yeah that makes sense but oh god.

Jawbone is her UNCLE. BABE.

Oh GOD.

GIRLIE. KRISTEN.

Oh noooooo

of COURSE

Adaine Abernant I love you so much <3

HAVE A GREAT LIFE?????? You live in the same HOUSE

Aelwyn what are you up to

Oh damn ok so it might not be a pass/fail issue

Is it?? is it perfectly put??

A real dark night of the soul :(

Oooooooof

Emily with her legs curled up at the table she's just like me fr

Ohhhh no ok

Oh fun have downtime rules changed?

oh GOD the red gems are back

fun episode gang :)

[reapers-lover]

My Girl~

To say you are stressed out is an understatement. You had decided to join Bill on tour in America just more than a month ago. And while it has been fun and much nicer than being back home without Bill, you quickly realized that constantly having to be somewhere has started to stress you out.

You were digging through your luggage to find suitable clothes for the concert tonight when you gave up and started crying. You were a mess and so was the hotel room. Everything was in complete chaos and you didn't know how to handle it or where to even start if you did.

Not even a minute later Bill walked into the room. "Darling have you seen my-" He paused, "Hey, Y/n what's wrong dear?" He walked over to you and sat down, grabbing your hand and holding them lightly.

"I'm so stressed out Bill," you sniffled. "We are constantly moving and doing something 24/7 and I feel like a complete and utter mess. It's too much for me to process all at once."

"Oh darling, come here." He cooed, engulfing you in a warm hug. He pulled away and checked his watch.

"Here we've got another hour before we have to be anywhere, let me run you a bath. Ok darling?" He cupped your face again, rubbing away your tears with his thumb. You nodded. He smiled and helped you up then led you to the bathroom.

You sat on the sink as he started the bath. As the tub was nearly done being filled you changed out of your clothes.

"Ok darling it's ready but let me just light some candles." He said, pulling a lighter from his pocket. He quickly lit a few candles and placed them around the bathroom then shut off the lights.

You quietly got into the tub and sighed as you sat into the warm water. Bill sat on the ground beside you and lightly rubbed your face with his thumb to which you responded by humming and leaning into his hand further.

You both stayed like that for a while before Bill dropped his hand and asked "Do you want me to turn on the radio y/n?"

"Yes please." You smiled as he got up.

He walked over to the radio and turned it to a random station. A song you didn't know was playing but as Bill sat back down the song ended and it started playing My Girl by The Temptations. Bill smiled and started singing the song to you.

"I've got sunshine on a cloudy day."

You could feel your heart flutter. You loved it when Bill sang to you.

"… My girl, talking 'bout my girl."

You closed your eyes and listened to his voice as he cupped your cheek again.

"I've got so much honey the bees envy me. I've got a sweeter song babe, then the birds in the trees."

He had the voice of an angel you realized as he sang to you so sweetly.

"...My girl, talking 'bout my girl."

You opened your eyes to see him looking at you with a warm smile on his face. You couldn't help but feel as though the song was written for him to sing to you.

"Well I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? My girl~"

You sang back my girl after him, making his smile grow even wider as he chuckled lightly before finishing the song.

He quietly got up and turned off the radio then sat back down again. He leaned over and kissed your forehead softly.

"I love you so so much Y/n darling." He lifted your chin and kissed your lips lightly before pulling away.

"I love you too Bill." You gave him a smile that he quickly returned. He gave you one more peck on the lips then sat up a bit.

" Are you 'bout ready to get out or do you just want to stay here tonight love?"

"Yeah I'm ready to get out, thank you for doing this for me."

You stood up then stepped out of the tub. Bill quickly wrapped you up in a warm fluffy towel. You leaned into him and he wrapped his arms around you chuckling.

"God, you are perfect y/n. What did I do to deserve someone as wonderful as you?" He rocked you side to side slowly. You shrugged and smiled at him.

You changed into a much more casual than you had planned, feeling a lot more comfortable to have him with you. Then you both made your way downstairs and to the concert venue across the street.

When you both walked into the dressing room Mick sighed. "There you are. Goddamn why do you have to shag right before a damn concert Bill?"

"We didn't shag thank you very much and we've still got 20 minutes before we go on."

"Oh yeah then what were you two doing, hmm?" Mick pressed.

"It's none of your business what I do with my girlfriend in our short time alone together." He said before walking with you to a couch in the corner of the room. You sat down and leaned your head on his shoulder. You didn't realize how tired you were until then.

"When I'm out on stage you stay back here and take a nap ok darling?"

You nodded your head and hummed.

"You're on in 5." A roadie called out. Bill sighed then got up to go grab his bass but before he walked out to go on stage he came and kissed your forehead.

"I love you darling."

And you mumbled an "I love you too."

After he left you laid down and fell asleep on the couch. You hadn't had much time for sleep recently so it was very well needed.

…

Bill came back a few hours later after the show to find you still sound asleep on the couch. He smiled then picked you up, careful not to wake you. He walked back to the hotel. Humming My Girl the whole way back.

When he finally made it to the hotel room he sat you down on the bed. He was relieved you chose to wear a jumper and a pair of shorts rather than a more dramatic outfit so he wouldn't have to wake you up to change.

He quickly changed out of his own clothes before getting in bed with you. But before going to sleep he tucked you in his arms and mumbled "My girl." Before kissing you lightly on the forehead and falling asleep with you in his arms.

Word count: 1,113

[lord-of-the-weird]

Hello it is SRS once again wahoo baby!❄️☃️ sorry in advance for long ask just so many thoughts! Feel free to just answer one or two questions if u want :)

Armadillos in the backyard! That’s wild idk if I’ve ever seen one in person. Do they really curl up in balls inside their shell or is that a myth from childhood?

AHHH I am SO happy to hear you enjoyed some of the Beatles songs! That genuinely made my day :) I would also love some song recs!!! What have you listened to in the past year that you’d recommend? And yea I’m pretty much just a rock listener lmao but for sure d looking to expand my taste!!

Thank you! Yes my Hanukkah has been excellent. It’s one of my very favorite holidays! Ok mini explanation of Hanukkah: the story is basically, “The Greeks tried to kill us but we beat them instead yay!! However they totally also trashed our temple and only left one jar of oil :( BUT WAIT the menorah we lit magically stayed lit for 8 days on barely any oil omg!” There are a ton of traditions incorporated into the holiday, like lighting candles for 8 days (one more each night) and eating foods fried in oil. Much fun!

Ooh that sounds fun! What Christmas traditions do you have? my friend who celebrates Christmas recently asked me as a Jew to try and explain what I thought the Christmas story was and the results were so amusing.

Wait that’s so cool that you’ve started crocheting! I feel like everyone I know has just taken that up. I don’t have a specific project in mind but I’d love to make some kind of shirt or sweater for myself? My roommate is an excellent knitter so I’ll be drawing on her advice frequently lol. What are you crocheting??

Ok I like cannot make myself read nonfiction (unless it’s about classic rock lmao, but even then just barely). I really love mysteries and magical realism! My favorite author is Haruki Murakami (basic I’m sorry). ALSO favorite animal is dogs and favorite Beatle is John (I could rant about his genius for hours). OK FAREWELL MUCH LOVE -SRS

hiya babe!

and YES ARMADILLOS CAN CURL UP! just not the ones where i live😭 there’s only two species that can curl into a ball the brazilian three banded and southern three banded armadillo the former is a lazarus species! (wrongly thought to be extinct) sorry i will take any and every excuse to info dump about animals😁

let’s see i think the three top bands that i’ve listened to most of this year are måneskin, foo fighters and the bee gees! here are a few of my favorites please do not feel any pressure to listen to them!

måneskin:

TIMEZONE

THE LONELIEST

Coraline

they’re semi new a band from Italy and good portion of their songs are in Italian and they have a really good rock sound!

foo fighters:

the sky is a neighborhood

run

waiting on a war

i know they’re pretty popular but i’ll give you a little information because a lot of people don’t seem to actually know much more than just their hits :( their lead singer Dave Grohl was nirvana���s drummer! I highly recommend his book ‘the storyteller’ especially the audio version of him narrating it on youtube! Plus Dave and Taylor Hawkins’ (former friend drummer until his untimely death last year) had such a wonderful friendship! i love watching videos of them together♥️🥺

bee gees:

how deep is your love (easily my most played 45!)

how can you mend a broken heart

tragedy

honestly how they still continue making music after the death of disco is such an amazing an interesting story! in short a DJ named Steve Dahl started a riot after destroying a dumpster of disco records in the middle of a baseball game in ‘79 which kick started the death of disco after that no one would play Bee Gees music because they were “too disco” so instead they wrote songs for and with other singers so they could continue doing what they loved!

sooooo sorry for the info dump😅

aaaaaaaa! so glad you had a great holiday! i am semi familiar with that story but seeing as i learned it from tv i wasn’t sure how accurate it was😅 thank you so much for telling my about it!!!

well my family puts up a real christmas tree, decorate gingerbread houses and we put lights on the house! among other things like christmas breakfast and exchanging gifts on the 25th + opening christmas pajamas on the 24th!

oh my😂 i’m sure christmas could be quite confusing for someone who didn’t grow up with it especially since the way most people celebrate christmas is a combination of celebrations many cultures!

a shirt and/or sweater would be so cool! and having someone who already knows how to work with fiber projects i’m sure would help greatly! i wish you all the luck and i’d love you hear about your progress when you start! i’m *trying* to make a possum :)

omg i completely understand about the nonfiction thing glad i’m not the only one!😅 magical mystery realism sounds so cool! actually i’m not sure that i heard of that author i’ll have to look them up!

oooooh dogs!!!! do you have a favorite breed? and feel free to rant about john or music in general anytime!!!!

do you watch movies much if so do you have a favorite one? or tv show? and do you collect anything?

[valenthewhore]

ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᑎEᗩTᕼ TᕼE ᗰᗩᔕK

↳ Request: @hangesidekick - vince are ur requests open bc i’ve had a brilliant idea that i trust you to fulfill >:) chat noir x reader, but a masquerade ball!! hehe and you can do whatever you like with that idea! but no pressure ok babes!! take as much time as you need, and if your requests aren’t open then no worries at all!! :)

↳ Vince Note: Hange please i loved this- this is the second version i decided not to post (or finish) the first version cause it wasn't romantic or sad either- it was more of just eh-

↳ FT: GN!Reader x Chat Noir

↳ Word Count: 1141

↳ Warnings: Literally like none- unless you hate baguettes-

The ball was in full swing, everything was perfect just like how you had planned it to be. It was kind of fitting the theme was a night in Paris, seeing as you were in the city of Paris. But it couldn’t be helped, the theme was such a classic and you had even went to greater lengths by making it a masquerade ball.

You looked into the mirror with a smug grin as you placed your blask mask on your face, it had effectively covered the top half of your face. You were totally checking yourself out in the mirror cause why not at this point. After a twirl or two you decided it best to go back into the party and greet your guests. 

All the major people in Paris had been invited, including the one and only superhero team but most importantly Ladybug and Chat Noir. Upon entering the ballroom, your eyes surveyed the room finding somewhat familiar faces. It was pretty easy to pick out some of your friends through their hair and light up the room type smiles. 

The light shone bright on you from above as Nino announced you to the room. 

“Let’s hear it for the one the only Y/N L/N!! You have our sincere thanks for putting this shindig together! Can I get a Hell Yeah!” 

The crowd erupted in a “Hell Yeah!” and you giggled gleefully in reaction. The music started pumping and you mingled in the crowd making sure everyone was having a fun time.

Much to your disappointment you hadn’t seen any of the superheroes you had went out of your way to publicly invite. 

“If you had invited Queen Bee here you won't be an utter disappointment” Chloe had remarked when you went to check on her out of pure courtesy. 

“Well Chloe everyone knows you’re Queen Bee, and you are here aren’t you?” You asked with a smile on your face dodging her insult. Chloe ‘tsk’ed rolling her eyes as she sipped her drink. You took that as a moment to slip away, your job as a host being completed. As you continued to mingle you ran into who you thought was Marinette, her blue bell eyes were hard to miss under the black as night mask she wore that perfectly matched the black slightly bedazzled dress she wore that graced the floor with its light appearance. 

“Hey Mari!” You said waving to her. “Hey Y/N! Awesome party!” Marinette exclaimed giving a kiss on either side of your cheeks in greeting, “By any chance have you seen Adrien yet- You did invite him right!?” 

You chuckled at your friend and her obvious crush on Adrien Agreste. How could you have forgotten to invite the one the only Adrien Agreste. “Of course I invited him…. Sorta-” You admitted looking off into the distance. 

“What do you mean sorta-” Marinette asked her tone lowering as she looked at you suspiciously. “Well, you see, I gave the invitation to Nathalie- She said she’d ask his father and i may have forgotten to follow up- I’m so sorry Marinette-” You felt ashamed, you were trying to get the two of them together alongside Alya but you had messed up badly by not making sure he was going to come. If only you had been able to give him the invitation personally but he was away on some trip when invitations were being given out- 

Marinette’s mood lowered slightly and you quickly followed up with a, “I’m sure he’ll be here! Nathalie wouldn’t not give him the invitation! And I’m sure his father would see no fault in him coming here! It’d be great publicity after all! Anyone who’s anyone is here!”

“Yeah, you’re right!” Marinette’s mood did a complete 180. “Besides if he doesn’t show me and you can stuff our faces with baguettes of the heart broken!” Marinette paused for a moment seeing you look down to the floor. 

“So he really isn’t here- “ You looked back up, “It’s fine, It’s just a silly celebrity crush. It’ stupid-” “No Y/N, don’t say that! I’m sure he’s just fighting a villain with Ladybug and can’t come yet!” Marinette tried to console you. “It’s fine really! Who else would eat the heart-broken baguettes with you?” You smiled moving a stray hair from her face, “Enjoy the party, I have to go check on some things. Kay?” Marinette shook her head in response watching you leave toward the balcony of the venue. 

The cool air washed over you, the view of the eiffel tower in full view, and no ‘villian’ in sight- For once Paris was calm, as if Hawkmoth had taken an off day. It seemed Chat Noir had also taken an off day and chose a different means of relaxation other than the party. You sighed leaning on the rails. Eyes seemingly trained to the night sky.

“Meow-Za someone looks down in the dumps.”

Surprised, you turned around practically face to face with Chat Noir and his bright cheeky smile sitting atop the roof of the venue. “Chat Noir you came?” You couldn’t help the hint of surprise and gladness that laced your words. 

“Of course I came, I wouldn't miss a star appearance for nothing,” His slipped off the roof almost cat like and you were able to seem him in full view, his regular leather suit switched in favor of a dress suit. “Pray tell who might you be underneath the mask?” Chat Noir asked with a smirk on his face as he neared closer to you.

You rolled your eyes playfully, “I thought those were supposed to remain a secret kitty cat-” You returned the smirk his way and he stalked around you with a smile, “Let me guess, you’re the one the only! Gabriel Agreste!” You playfully shoved him, “Absolutely not! I can’t pull off the outfit-” an unfortunate outfit you wanted to say but you kept the judging to yourself. 

“No one can-” Chat Noir admitted leaning against the rails, a look you couldn’t quite describe written on his face as he looked to the sky above. Almost instantly he looked at you, “But hey this is a ball, where we dance and not judge fashion failures-” 

“You’re right! I should go check on the other guests and make sure they are dancing,” You leaned off the railing and looked over to your watch going over To-do’s in your head. Chat cleared his throat placing himself in front of you, “I meant as in for us to dance-”

Oh- OH- You practically froze on the spot as he extended a hand to you with a small bow, “Shall we?” You placed your hands in his with a nod. Looks like you weren’t going to be having heart-broken baguettes with Marinette-

Taglist: @angelchans @hangesidekick

[dav3katz]

Ohh, you like writing Karkat and Sollux, you say? Well, if you feel like it, maybe something about those two (separately or together!) with a reader who's stubborn, but in a funny way? Any quadrant (I feel like it would be cool in pitch) and any format! I hope this one's fun for you!

So so so excited to finally do this rq <3 I mainly did red since I’m a sucker for that quadrant but I added some black/pale just in case y’all wanted some !

Karkat with a stubborn s/o

- ok so imma be honest I think regardless of the quadrant this is funny like ok so like?

- if he were in red with you he lets you win any argument because like you’re so stubborn and he’s too tired to argue, he might indulge a bit if pale but even then he gives up because is it worth ruining the friendship over if bees can fly or not. However if black he will actually go back and fourth with you for hours and would have the time of his life doing so.

- “water is not wet” “YES IT FUCKING IS YOU IDIOT” “no it’s not!” “YES IT IS?”

- and then it goes on before he chooses his fate based on the quadrant

- but seriously y’all debate while cuddlin and shit

- but other than that !! He’d find it to be an admirable quality

- like, it’s easy to win arguments but it can prove to make heroic in a way

- like if you insisted on being the big hero to save the fucking world it’s like, nobody could ever stop you even if they wanted to

- especially him

- which really fucking hurts

- like you’re so stubborn he can never get through to you and it’s upsetting when you’re gonna do something out of your fucking mind and he truly just has no power over you

- it annoys him that he just can’t get you to stop for a second and think

- but it’s mainly funny and goofy and totally not angst material in the ever so slightest

- but all I’m saying is while he finds it to be a bit of an annoyance at times, in a pitch relationship this is perfect for him because he just never had somebody reciprocate the feelings really and I think somebody very stubborn just makes him feel kinda happy about it lol

- and the fact he’d at least have somebody to talk to for a long time

Sollux with a stubborn s/o

- well he certainly finds this a huge annoyance at times, moreso than karkat would

- while he can say it’s a good quality to have as it shows if you’re stubborn enough it also means you can get pretty far in life once you’ve dedicated yourself to something, nothing will stop you

- perhaps though what frustrates him is that since you’re so stubborn if the two of you are to ever fight he has to go to you first, and deal with you not apologizing like he will (because you’re so stubborn) something he isn’t used to

- he tends to lose his cool from time to time so it could potentially be an issue

- he loves you though so he’s willing to put up with it

- even when you’re being stubborn about stupid shit

- even when he knows he’s very clearly right

- normally he’d say shit, but he bites his tongue in this instance

- unless you’re pitch because wow he’d go hard on insulting you and wouldn’t appreciate your stubbornness as much. You two could argue forever, no matter how much he feeds logic into your thinking pan it’s like you don’t get it, or perhaps you do and are too stubborn to give up.

- he’d find it cuter though if you’re red (maybe even pale)

- it certainly makes your conversations interesting

- “babe I know how thith workth juth do it” “sollux I told you this is a bad idea >:( don’t put the code in!!” “*Deep sigh* yeth honey”

- but hey, on the bright side he will do anything you want because he knows he will lose any argument you pull

- his respiteblock hasn’t been this clean in ages

- all in all pretty good I think, even if he gets sick of you he isn’t really sick of you and he loves you very much you just drive him a little nuts at times

[princecharmingwinks]

heres another fail date, emphasis on FAIL. he took me horse riding. i have a healthy respect towards horses as they are sentient beings, sherlock holmes said it best with 'Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?' anyway i'll spare you the set up and hit you with the punch line. the horse galloped straight for the fence, suddenly stopped short, threw me off directly into said fence, and my helmet got stuck in the wire. the worst part? fence was electrified.

Firstly, I am soooo sorry for how long this took me. Life happened and apparently my studies think they are important? Ridiculous really haha. Anyway! Thank you for gifting me another fail date prompt. Had lots of fun with this one. Hope you like it too <3

Setting the scene: established sterek, alive hale family, hales have a farm in their extended family somewhere and Derek spends most holiday breaks there while growing up...enjoy!

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"Remind me again how you convinced me to do this?"

Derek snorted as he continued bridling the horses, "I believe it was around the time I was making breakfast."

"Naked, Derek. You were making me breakfast naked. How am I to be held liable for what I agree to when I've got your glorious ass bending over to find cinnamon for my waffles?"

This time Derek really did laugh. He finished up with the horses and made his way over to Stiles, placing a kiss on his lips.

"It will be fun. And besides, it's the best way to show you everything. Wasn't it you who wanted to see where I grew up?"

"Fine." Stiles huffed. "But only because imagining baby Derek herding cattle is adorable."

Derek smirked, "Imagine what current me looks like."

Images of a shirtless Derek swinging around a rope while on horseback flickered across Stiles' mind. He made a bee-line for the smaller horse without further comment.

~~

While Stiles didn't love the idea of horseriding, the scenery was making up for it. Both the acres that the Hales had owned and worked for several generations as well as seeing his boyfriend so at peace. Derek was a natural, even with being away from the farm for months. Stiles on the other hand was a city-boy through and through so while he might respect horses, riding one was another story.

He held the reins tightly in his grip and tried to pretend he wasn't freaked out.

"Hey, deep breaths. Horses can smell fear." Derek teased. "I thought you said you liked all animals?"

"I have an appropriate level of respect for horses. But why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?"

Derek rolled his eyes, "Come on, Holmes, we're almost back at the house. Dad promised to keep mum as far away from the kitchen as possible so I'm actually looking forward to dinner."

As they neared the homestead, Stiles saw some mini silhouettes crowding onto the front patio. He couldn't make out faces but could already guess who the spectators were.

"Introducing you to the twins was a terrible idea." Derek mused. "I'm starting to think they might like you more than me."

Stiles grinned. Of course he would hit it off with the twins. They were the offspring of Laura, who was practically his partner in crime when teasing Derek.

"That's because they like that I can do this!" Stiles let go on the reins and twirled his fingers in the air.

"Stiles, don't-"

It was too late for Derek's warning. The moment his spark shot out in bursts of mini fireworks from his fingers, the horse bolted.

Stiles yelped and clung on for dear life. He squeezed his eyes shut and prayed this wouldn't kill him.

"Pull on the reins, Stiles!" He heard Derek yell somewhere off in the distance.

Right. Stiles wasn't a damsel in distress. He was a human who ran with wolves. He could stop a runaway horse, right?

Without acknowledging his surroundings, Stiles pulled the reins with all his might. In her mercy, the mare did stop. Except the abrupt halt forced Stiles forwards and over the horse. For a moment, he experienced what it was like to fly...and then fall.

Stiles' helmeted head wedged into the wired fence that the horse had suddenly stopped in front of.

Stiles remembered muttering, "Well least things can't get worse." Just before a bolt of electricity shot up his spine.

~~

When Stiles came to, it was to a ceiling of eyes. Derek's he recognised instantly, before his brain registered the others belonged to the twins. He was lying on the soft grass, thankfully away from the evil fence line.

"That was awesome! Do it again, Stiles!" Nate cheered.

"Yeah, do it again!" Ruby joined in.

"Give it a rest you two troublemakers. Stiles just got himself electrocuted." Derek huffed, shooing them away towards the house before returning his focus to Stiles. "You ok, baby?"

Derek had removed Stiles' helmet and out of the corner of his eye, Stiles saw the blank ink lines tracing up the wolf's arm. So that's why he wasn't in agony. Yay for supernatural boyfriends and their ability to take away pain!

"Told you horseriding was a bad idea." Stiles smiled at his boyfriend's frown, "I'm fine, sourwolf. Just got a bruised pride and possibly tailbone."

Derek kissed his forehead and rubbed his stubbled against Stiles' cheek in a scent-mark.

"Next time no Spark Shows while on a horse, alright?" He said, helping Stiles slowing to his feet.

"There won't be a next time on a horse. Sherlock was on to something." Stiles dusted the grass off his shirt and jeans.

"You sure there's nothing you want bobbing between your legs?" Derek whispered against his earlobe.

A ripple of arousal slithered down Stiles' spine.

"Maybe just one exception."

"Aunty M said if you two don't come inside now, she's gonna eat all your roast beef!" Nate yelled from the patio.

"Ok, pocket that thought for later because there is no way I'm letting Malia eat my hard earned dinner." Stiles grinned, "You'll have to carry me babe to make it in time."

Derek rolled his eyes but understood the seriousness of the situation. His cousin never bluffed about food. He scooped Stiles up and they took off towards the house

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Ta da! Ok so I picked Ruby as a nod of recognition to my favourite headcanon / casting of Laura (Ruby in Once Upon a Time). I know Malia is a cousin but I'm going with the theory that all the next generation call her Aunty M because...why not haha. I have never been electrocuted so please forgive any inaccuracy on that. Hope you weren't too badly injured in the real situation, concussed dragon! As always, thanks for popping in!! <3

[writing-reaper]

Aposematism of a Predator

Asa Emory x Reader

Part one here

Warnings: verbal abuse, rape, stalking, bloodlust

Chapter 2

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It had barely been five minutes when (Y/n) stepped outside to find the two upset men. One upset because he thought she was about to be bullied/harassed by their Professor, the other just upset he had to wait on this pathetic woman his friend called his girlfriend.

“Finally!” The man scoffed.

“You okay babe?” Zach asked the flustered woman. She nodded and smiled reassuringly at him. “Great. Well me and Josh are going to get dinner together so we’re gonna drop you off at home. If you want a sandwich or something we can stop somewhere.”

“O-oh… uh sure.”

Abandoned again, (Y/n) watched as the two walked on without her. Zach didn’t even notice she wasn’t following. A sigh left her lips before she followed them to the car. Chewing her lip as she hopped in the back, now even losing her seat in the front.

This was going to be a long night…

When seconds turned to minutes, and minutes turned hours: (Y/n) had already finished the essay. She wrote about bees and how her neighbor used to own a bee farm. How she always had a bee or two nearby and how the kids used to get scared. She had always been a bug girl, whether it be spiders or cockroaches, (Y/n) loved them all.

She spent the next hour or so with her spiders, one on her face, the other on her head as she tried to call her boyfriend to no avail. When he did finally answer it wasn’t him. It was Josh who just told her that Zach didn’t love her and that she was too clingy.

She spent the rest of the night crying, holding onto her arachnid friends. Then soon after, she put her arachnid friends away and passed out.

She was so tired. They had been having problems with their relationship for a while. She had thought it was the distance but clearly it was something else.

“Hey, Princess.” Zach says with a smile, watching as she stirred awake.

“Zach… it’s 2 am.” (Y/n) whines, stretching out in the bed.

“Yup. I ended up driving around with Josh a while longer than we planned, but I figured when I got back we could have some good old one on one time.” He explains, moving on top of her. She sat up slightly, excitement in her eyes.

“A movie and cuddles?!” She questions excitedly, thinking back to all their old dates. Zach laughed then scoffed.

“I was thinking more of a… Netflix and chill.” He hums, rubbing her night shirts fabric between his fingers.

“I’m not really in the mood, Zach. Did you even bring back the food I asked for?” She asks, shifting uncomfortably beneath him. The man above her scoffs, shoving her back down on the bed.

“Sorry, I forgot. But it’s not like you need it anyway. You could lose the extra weight.” Her heart felt like it was crushed and whatever light she had in her eyes dulled.

“Oh… ok.”

“Come on, let’s have some fun.”

Snores were filling her head like a white noise. Frankly, she was sick of it. How could he do this to her?

She comes all the way here… and he…

(Y/n) couldn’t sleep. She spent the night in the bathroom, staring. She felt loss. What happened? What had she done?

The following day was just as dull. Zach promised her a date, but instead, she ended up cleaning the house. He chose his friends over her again. And again… and again.

“Make sure everyone submits their essays to the basket before they leave.” Asa announces after finishing his lecture and explaining their new assignment. As everyone sauntered out, a crowd of people going through the filter of a door, he almost missed the lovely woman at the spider tank.

He watched as Zach approached her, she said something, and he just shrugged and groped her before he left. There was something… different today though. She seemed down.

As soon as everyone was out the door, he approached the woman once more. Her eyes looked lifeless in the reflection of the glass.

“Aren’t you going to miss your ride, Ms. (L/n)?” Ass inquires, sitting at his desk.

“No, I’m going to check out the gym that’s right off campus. Zach is hanging out with Josh again. I just wanted to wait for everyone to leave. Have a good day, Professor Emory.”

Asa was mad. What did Zach do? What did he say?

He had debated on keeping things old fashioned, but after seeing how she was today: he decided he’d do things his way. The good old stalker style. He found the address in Zach’s file and watched the house for a while, looking for security, mosey neighbors, the works.

They didn’t have much security and lacked any other types of security. In fact, it seemed like just a regular old house.

After a while, (Y/n) had finally arrived, Zach in tow. (Y/n) seemed happy again. All his attention was on her, he was holding her hand and he had even gotten her flowers.

Inside, however, Zach became distant once more. Always on the phone, making (Y/n) repeat herself, and aggressively demanding things. He watched as she cooked dinner, visibly crying. Asa assumed that Zach only approached her because she was cooking.

He watched him kiss her neck, play with her hair, and hold her: all the while she cooked. Asa was getting tired of this. He wanted this to end. But he couldn’t just kill him like this. No. He had to make his death far worse.

[snortyport]

(Un)Broken Happily Ever After Chapter 8

Word Count- 2214

Warning- Swearing maybe, mentions of sex

A/N- Sorry this took so long! Laptop problems but thankfully it’s fixed now! I’m going to try to post chapters more regularly but life sometimes gets in the way of that.

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For the longest time, Tae had been trying to get you to play video games with him. You’d been living together for a few months now and almost everyday he’d ask you to play. You’d usually say no since video games aren’t really your thing. You enjoy watching him play but you don’t get the same satisfaction as he does from them.

It’s not like your bad at them either, you’re actually pretty good and can get the hang of a game pretty quickly. Tae often will tell you hints while he plays and will explain everything going on in the game so you’ve picked up little tips and tricks here and there. You love hearing him talk about the silly pixels that he’s invested so much time in. Seeing him talk about something so passionately is down right sexy. You sometimes just watch him and his mouth moving without even paying attention to what he’s saying.

Today though, you decided to indulge him and play a fighting game with him.

As he’s loading the system up, you run your thumbs over the controller, excited to take him down once and for all. And the best part is he’ll never see it coming. Your competitive spark igniting with a tingle down your spine.

“Babe, I’m so excited to finally play a game with you!” he says, clicking through the library until he finds the one he’s looking for. As the game starts up, Tae’s knee starts bouncing with excited, jittery nerves. “I’ll go easy on you, babe, since this is your first time playing,” he smiles at you. As you smile back, thoughts of wiping that overconfident, smug smile off his face stream through your mind but you smile back anyway.

“Thanks, babe. You’re so considerate. You’ll go easy on me until I get the hang of it?” you ask innocently.

“Of course! It wouldn’t be that much fun if I took you down in three seconds,” he says. You watch as his fingers run over the controller. You’re so tempted to just forget the game and have him play your body with his skilled hands instead. You’ve been dating for almost a year, and still the two of you can barely keep your hands off each other.

“You’re so sweet,” you smile at his adorable, unknowing face. The two of you pick your fighters, Tae going for the fast moving ninja, and you picking the small, cute, and deadly woman fighter.

Tae picks the arena and before you know it, the game starts.

“Ok, so you move with the analog stick,” Tae starts, but you drown out his explanation, already knowing the basics of it.

Even though you’ve never played this exact game, you know these fighting games are all the same. Each fighter has special moves depending on which buttons you press, so you start pushing buttons to make quick combos before you find the good moves. The match is over within seconds, Tae’s mouth hanging open and his fingers hoovering over the buttons in surprise from the moment you started the match.

“No, it was pretty fun to win in three seconds,” you giggle while staring at his astonished face. He blinks a couple times before shifting his gaze to you.

“How…? I don’t understand what just happened?” he says, a confused but happy smile spreads across his face. “I thought you said you’ve never played before?”

“I’ve never played this one… but I’ve played other ones,” you smile triumphantly at him, so giddy that you were able to play him as well. You start laughing at the look of utter awe on his face.

“I love you,” he says, his voice full of wonder.

You stop laughing to stare in shock at him, your eyes wide as you take him in. You can’t see any trace of a joke on his face or in his voice. Just his sincere, wide eyes staring back at you.

“You love me?” you ask, you voice lifting with hope. This being the first time it’s been said, you feel lighter than you ever have. You’ve been looking for the perfect moment to say it to him first, knowing you’ve been in love with him for months now. You’ve wanted to do something romantic in candlelight on a special occasion, maybe. You wanted it to be the perfect moment. But this is it. This is so much more perfect, this is what you needed.

“Of course I do,” he says like you should know this. “You’re an incredible woman who amazes me in new ways every single day. Like, you beat me in no time flat even though you said you rarely play. That’s so fucking hot and I… I just love you. I really love you,”

“I love you too!” you say, your heart feeling like it might burst.

At the same time, you both drop the controllers and as if a string was pulling you together, you meet for a frenzied kiss. Clothes come off and get thrown around the room, the game completely forgotten, as you lose yourselves in each other instead.

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A few hours later, you lay on the couch, wrapped in Tae’s arms. He slowly drags his fingers over your bare back, making goosebumps pop up with every pass. He kisses the top of your head and tightens his arms around you. With your head resting on his chest, you feel his chest rise in a deep, content sigh, his heartbeat pounding steady in your ear.

You spent the last few hours getting lost in each other, over and over and over again. You love this man so much that you can’t even picture living a life without him. In less than a year, he’s become your everything.

You don’t even mind delaying your Mother Teresa trip, as Jungkook and Hobi have been calling it. Having applied the summer before your senior year of university, you had to cancel it. In doing so, you knew you might not get accepted again the next year but you were fine with that. All you want to do is spend all your time wrapped up in Tae’s arms and you didn’t want to spend a whole year away from him when your relationship had basically just started.

You would have missed this incredible night if you had gone, and right now you wouldn’t trade it for anything.

“I love you so much,” he whispers against your hair.

“Mmm, I love you so much too,” you mumble sleepily. Being snuggled against his naked body is keeping you toasty warm and after being taken care of so fully, you are so close to falling asleep.

Tae always makes sure you get release first, whether it’s with his mouth, fingers, or both. None of your previous boyfriends seemed to care whether you got off or not, so finding out Tae was such a giving partner was a very nice surprise.

“Are you sleeping?”

“Almost,”

“Should we go to bed?”

“I don’t want to end this night just yet. I want to live in this moment forever,” you whisper, rubbing your cheek against his chest like a cat. You hear the rumble in his chest when he chuckles at your statement. “Don’t laugh at me,” you pout, even though he can’t see your face.

“I’m not, my love,” he says, kissing your head again. “I just think you’re so cute and adorable and I wish we could stay in this moment too. I wish we could relive this whole night,”

“Mmm, me too,”

As you lay in silence, you mind drifts over the last ten months. Tae has made you so happy, happier than you ever thought possible. You knew you were happy before meeting him, but it was like he unlocked something in you, something you didn’t know was missing. Meeting him felt like coming home. You enjoyed your time away but home feels right, it’s where you feel safe. And that’s how you feel with Tae.

Your parents were a little concerned at first with your relationship. For the first three years of university all you talked about was Jungkook, Hobi, and Jin, when all of a sudden, this new man became your only topic of conversation. You and Tae spent every moment together that you could, even spending most nights at his or your university apartment. It helped that your friends and his got on so well. So much so that Hobi and Tae’s best friend, Jimin, started dating shortly after you and Tae did. Your lives meshed so well together that you didn’t think anything of how fast you were moving.

Your parents tried to warn you about getting too caught up in someone. When you told them you were deferring your mission trip for a year and planning on moving in with Tae instead, they sat you down and had a long conversation with you about losing yourself for someone else. A heated fight broke out because you knew that wasn’t what was happening. You were so infatuated with Tae and even at that time you knew you were in love with him. He didn’t tell you to take a year off from your trip, and he wasn’t making you move in with him. You wanted to do that all on your own accord.

Your fight made the last few weeks of living back at home with them very awkward. No one knew what to say to each other. Your parents thought you were making a mistake and were worried for you but you saw it as them trying to keep you away from a future you were so excited for.

The day you were getting on the train to go back to the city, they drove you to the station in complete silence. Before you got on, your mom pulled you into tight hug and apologized. They just wanted you to be happy and safe. Your father wrapped his arms around both of you and the three of you shared pent up tears. They told you they’ll always stand behind you as your biggest cheerleaders with their arms open if you ever need to come home.

You even knew you were moving really fast with Tae, it sometimes feeling like you were hurtling through life at the speed of light, but it’s also so exciting and you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. Even your friends had worries they weren’t afraid to tell you. The whole summer, Jungkook had asked over and over if you thought it was a good idea. Hobi called every day making sure you really wanted this. Jin texted when he could to offer his old man wisdom as he liked to call it.

But you knew you were ready for whatever life threw at you. You wanted, no, you needed to be with Tae. Being away from him for the last few months of summer felt like torture, like you had left a piece of yourself with him and you could feel that pull to get back every second of every day.

So, after a teary goodbye and promises to call and text whenever you can, you got on the train and headed back to the man you planned to spend the rest of your life with. You’d take in everyone’s concerns, but you knew, no matter what, you were making the right choice. You felt good about Tae. So sure of your relationship with him with you’d risk everything for him. And you knew he would do the same for you. He’d proved himself over and over again that he’d always choose you.

Laying here now, you’re not sure how anything could go wrong. Everything is so perfect. His arms holding you tight against him, your legs tangled together, your breathing in sync with his. Being right here, nothing could ever go wrong.

You lift your head to stare into his dark, beautiful eyes. Lifting your hand to sweep a few locks of hair laying across his forehead to the side, you cup his cheek, craning your neck to plant a kiss on his lips. He meets you half way to share a soft kiss, his hand squeezing your hip. He brushes your hair behind your ear before you lay your head back down on his chest.

“Can we just stay here tonight? I don’t want to move,” you mumble, wriggling against his naked body to try to get closer.

“Ok, baby,” he kisses the top of your head again. He plants his feet on the couch and lifts his hips, pulling up the blanket that fell under him from the back of the couch during the excitement. “Here, so we don’t get cold.”

“Aren’t you glad I made us keep a blanket out here now?” you giggle, as he drapes the blanket over your shoulders.

“Just one of the many reasons why I love you,” he says, squeezing you tight against him.

Your eyes drift close but you can’t help the smile that threatens to crack your face in two. This man is your person and nothing will change that. And with that thought swirling around your mind, and Tae’s heartbeat pumping a steady rhythm in your ear, you nod off to sleep.

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beelektra trying (and failing) to bake a cake together

a horse and a bee bake a cake :)

(also here is the recipe i loosely followed while writing this, i havent tested it so idk if its good or not)

“Let me measure out the ingredients,” Elektra said, hopping to sit on the edge of the kitchen island, crossing his legs. The ingredients he was talking about were spread out on the kitchen island, flour, sugar, eggs, cocoa powder and whatever else.

They were baking a cake that day. It had been Elektras idea, surprisingly (he barely cooked). Though BV wasn’t complaining, he’d missed baking, and he could never turn down a chocolate cake. When he asked why, Elektra recounted a time he’d baked some cookies with his mother one evening, his general vibe becoming more wistful. That made sense, BV had his own memories of baking with his brothers, making sweet treats being one of the few things that could bring them together for more than a short moment.

“Your pants are gonna get messy if you sit on the counter like that”

“Nonsense, I have an apron” (it had “i kiss better than i cook” written on it)

“Get off the counter, trust me on this one”

“...Fine” Elektra hopped off, moving to lean against the kitchen island instead.

“Dry ingredients first?” 

“Yeah, and if you’re the one measuring, I guess I’ll mix them then”

“Aw, my strong tireless helper” It was hard to tell if he was being genuine, but BV assumed that he mostly was.

And so they began. With Elektra meticulously measuring out the ingredients. Too meticulously almost, BV thought back to when he and his brothers would barely measure anything and it usually turned out alright. With that part done, he attached the bowl to their stand mixer (that they borrowed from Dinah).

“Next is… milk, coconut oil and… eggs. Just raw eggs?” Elektra stuck out his tongue at that, his brain apparently not liking the combination of cake and raw egg.

“You’d be surprised how many things require raw eggs” BV attempted to calm his nerves, but it clearly didn’t help, he just looked more upset.

“They cook in the oven, babe, '' BV continued, rubbing Elektras arm, but his expression remained unchanged.

“Is there an alternative for raw egg?” Ok, so no eggs then. BV prayed to Starlight they had whatever replacement the recipe had, he didn’t want to waste the ingredients they’d already mixed. He scrolled to the bottom, reading what the recipe had to say.

“Uhhh, do we have unsweetened applesauce?” He looked back at Elektra, who seemed way more accepting of the applesauce.

“I think I have some, let me have a look,” moving to the fridge he opened it and moved some stuff around “how much do we need?”

“A cup should be enough”

“I have this much” Elektra put down an opened jar of applesauce. Measuring it out, it didn’t quite have as much as the recipe required. Elektra looked a bit distressed once more.

“It’ll be fine, baking isn’t an exact science anyways,” BV dumped the sauce into the bowl along with the other wet ingredients and let the stand mixer do its thing. Elektra seemed to calm down too, staring at the repetitive motion of the mixer as BV started to boil the water needed for the next step.

The boiling water went in fine, making the batter very thin, though it was mentioned in the recipe so it wasn’t a concern. After some more mixing the batter went into two pans and then into the oven.

The next thirty minutes were rather uneventful. Elektra hopped back on the kitchen island while BV just leaned against it. They just talked. Elektra said that the baking he did with his mom wasn’t this involved, they just used a premade cookie mix. But he still had fun, watching the cookies in the oven and sharing the batch with his mother. BV in turn told how his baking experiences were usually more involved. Barely anyone measuring, either him or AV making sure that CB didn’t prank them by switching sugar and salt, someone watching the oven so if their creation did explode it could be dealt with as soon as possible. At the end of it Elektra was looking quite concerned, BV couldn’t help but laugh a little.

Soon the oven dinged to let them know that the cakes were done, and they were taken out to cool. They looked ok, and they smelled great, so BV considered this whole venture a success. Elektra simply looked at them, but Elektra looking at things for long periods of time really wasn’t anything new at this point. He was probably excited to taste the cake as well.

The layer of frosting between the two halves went perfectly fine, but disaster struck as the second layer was added. It crumbled and a big piece fell, bringing along with it a bunch of crumbs and smaller chunks. But before Elektra could even think of getting upset over it, BV rushed to fix the situation.

“Ok ok ok, this is fine, it’s fine. We’ll just make it as complete of a cake as we can” he assembled the two pieces so they somewhat fit over the bottom layer, though there was no fixing the missing chunks.

“It’s not perfect…” Elektra sounded a bit defeated.

“It’s our first cake, and it’s still an edible cake, it just has some pieces missing” handing Elektra the frosting container and a spoon, he hoped it would be fine in the end, and it wouldn't completely turn Elektra off from baking.

Elektra did finish frosting the cake, becoming more and more focused on his work until the whole cake was finished, the missing parts making it look more artsy. Elektra liked that.

“You wanna make the first cut?” BV held out the cake server, and Elektra looked at him, slightly confused, until he finally put his frosting equipment on the table, grabbing the cake server. He gingerly cut into the cake, it was an easy cut, then he made another cut and just as he was about to pick the piece up BV interrupted him.

“We should get a plate first,” he said, quickly moving to grab a plate. He didn’t want to clean up cake from the floor today. He grabbed two spoons as well, they’d need them anyways.

He held the plate as Elektra lifted up the cake piece, resorting to keeping it steady with his other hand as he plopped it on the plate.

They each took a bite.

Oh Starlight this is good, thought BV, who was now absolutely sure he could eat the whole thing if given the chance. Elektra remained unreadable, but quickly dove in for a second spoonful. That moment settled two things; firstly, they weren’t totally helpless in a kitchen, and secondly, they should bake cakes more often.

[tefilovesreading]

It’s a match! Part. 2

Pairing: Charlie Gillespie x Fem!Reader

Word count: 2k

Warnings: None, language but that’s it.

A/N: LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA BE TAGGED. 

Edited by: @theamazingtomholland​ 

MASTERLIST // PART 1 // PART 3

“What do you mean he sent you a good morning text?” Jo asked, almost choking on her toast.

“He asked for my number last night,” Y/N explained, her hands shaking while she tried to unlock her phone, “and when I woke up, I had a text from him saying good morning and wishing me a good day.”

“Damn the boy is a keeper,” her friend whistled and winked at her after she read the message.

“He told me he wanted to FaceTime.”

She sat on the stool next to where her best friend was sitting and rested her chin on her hand. The butterflies in her stomach felt more like hundreds of bees buzzing fiercely in there. 

“And you?” Jo questioned with an intrigued look on her face, “do you wanna do it?”

“I think so,” Y/N answered, biting the inside of her cheek, “he’s really cute, and I had fun texting last night.”

“Well that’s a new one,” the ginger girl joked. All their friends knew how much Y/N hated texting, leaving messages on read for days, or taking absolutely forever to respond. She always felt weird texting, not knowing very well how to keep the conversation going over text.

“Tell him you have thirty minutes, and then you have to go do something else,” Y/N furrowed her eyebrows in confusion and Jo rolled her eyes, “that way if you don’t feel comfortable you have an easy exit.”

“And what if I’m enjoying it?” Jo looked at her as if she was trying to explain how the water cycle worked to a kid, “Jo I’m being serious!”

“In that case, my love, you hang up and call him again after you tell me everything.”

“Who said I was gonna tell you anything, uh?” Y/N smirked and blew her a kiss after her friend gave her an offended look.

“Whatever, Y/N,” Jo flipped her off, “just tell him your professor was sick or something like that.”

“You’re a lifesaver, did I tell you that?” Y/N kissed her friend’s cheek and then jumped off, “I’m gonna go take a shower, see you later.”

“See you later, babe,” Jo said, “don’t forget to eat!”

“I won’t!” Y/N yelled, on her way to the bathroom they shared.

Y/N: Good morning! Hope you have a great day too

She smiled satisfied at her reply and hit the send button.

Y/N couldn’t remember the last time she felt so giddy about a guy, it was exciting, to say the least. Charlie seemed like an easygoing person and really easy to talk to. Sure she was nervous talking to him, but who wouldn’t? The guy was super cute and so nice to her, she already knew she’d be crushing hard.

Thirty minutes later, she was on her way to class with time to go to her favorite coffee shop and have a quick breakfast.

Charlie: Didn’t think you’d answer me so early hahaha Y/N: I have a class in like 20 minutes, wouldn’t have woken up this early if i didn’t have class lol Charlie: So you’re not a morning person Y/N: Oh no, absolutely not!!

She smiled at the boy in the cashier and laughed softly when he asked her if she was ordering the same thing she always did.

“Oh, can you add a brownie please?” Y/N asked politely, while she looked for her card on her bag. After paying for her food, she went to one of the tables in the back.

Charlie: Noted! I swear i try to not wake up early but i can’t Y/N: I bet you’re the kind of friend that wakes everyone up with a lot of noise  Charlie: How did ya know that hahahaha Y/N: I was just guessing, but you do seem like a loud person Charlie: I am, i won’t try to deny it Charlie: What about you??  Y/N: Mmm Y/N: It depends Y/N: But my laugh is extra loud, so I can’t say I’m a quiet girl

“Vanilla latte!” Y/N put away her phone and stood up to get her order.

“Thanks, Dylan,” she thanked the boy and grabbed a few napkins before making her way back to her table. 

Charlie: I bet your laugh is really cute

Her cheeks were burning after that message, and it took her a couple of minutes to tame the butterflies in her stomach before she was able to type a response. Because as much as she wanted to laugh it off and change the topic, she knew he was flirting with her and if she didn’t flirt back, their conversation was basically dead.

Y/N: Guess you’ll have to find out yourself ;).

That was a nice reply, right? She screenshotted their chat and sent it to Jo. If anyone knew how to flirt while texting, it was her best friend.

Y/N: How does it look? Is it too much?? Too little?? Y/N: H E L P

Jo’s response was quick as always. One of the many reasons she loved her.

Jo: Girl it’s fine Jo: Stop worrying about it Jo: It’s mysterious and a good way to tell him you wanna FaceTime Y/N: Ok ok thank you love ya Jo: Love you more  

Checking the hour on her phone, Y/N finished her bagel and gathered her stuff. She waved Dylan goodbye and left the coffee shop. She spent more time than she expected to in there and if she didn’t hurry she’d be late for class. 

It was times like this one that made her regret not knowing how to drive because even if all her classmates liked the Lyft program they had for free, she still felt unsafe getting in the car without a friend.

Back in the day, when she was still dating Lance, he’d made sure to call her and talk to her during the whole ride to wherever Y/N needed to go just to make her feel safe. After all, he was never a bad boyfriend, their paths just went in different ways and they both wanted different things in life.

Charlie: Yeah i guess Charlie: What if i call you later when you’re done with your classes??Charlie: No pressure

She could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks for the second time in less than an hour and had to bite her lip to stop herself from smiling. 

Y/N: Sure, i’ll let you know once i’m done Y/N: But i have to say bye for now Y/N: Gotta pay attention haha Charlie: Get that degree! Charlie: Talk to you later!

Focusing on whatever her professor was saying was a hard task, she just wanted to pull her phone out and text Charlie, see what he was up to and get home as soon as possible, so they could FaceTime.

Sitting on the edge of her seat, she couldn’t help but bounce her leg to relieve the eagerness rushing through her veins. She still had fifteen minutes left, and then she’d be sprinting out of the classroom and going back to her apartment.

“Dude, do you gotta use the bathroom or what?” Sadie, the girl she always sat with during class, whispered through gritted teeth.

“Sorry,” she apologized, crossing her legs to stop herself from bouncing her leg. Although the new position didn’t stop her from moving her foot. 

“What’s up with you?” Sadie snorted once she realized Y/N couldn’t sit still.

“Nothing,” she replied quickly, scribbling on her notebook the pages she needed to read for the next class, “I just wanna go home.”

“But you have never been this eager to leave this class,” the girl commented without looking at her, too focused on taking notes, “you love this class.”

“I don’t know,” Y/N let out a sigh and checked the hour on her watch, “I just don’t feel like sitting here right now.”

Her classmate didn’t make another comment about her eagerness to leave the classroom, she just nodded her head as if she was telling her she understood.

“I think that’s all for today, guys,” the professor mentioned, leaning on the desk, “have a good day, and don’t forget to read the articles I mentioned.”

Y/N hurried to gather her things and waved Sadie goodbye before walking as fast as she could to the door. She needed to leave before the halls flooded with students. Y/N considered taking the stairs instead of the elevator but knowing how clumsy she could be, she opted for the latter. Falling down the stairs wasn’t on her plans.

Twenty minutes and a mile later, she dropped her keys on the bowl next to the door of her apartment and kicked off her shoes. She checked her out in the full-length mirror Jo had in their living room and shrugged. Charlie knew she was a college student, and it wouldn’t be weird to see her wearing a hoodie with her college’s logo, also, she was comfy and didn’t want to change into something else. 

She fixed her hair and made sure she didn’t have smudged mascara under her eyes and then made herself comfortable on the couch.

Y/N: Just made it home

Y/N: That was one hell of a long class haha

She bit her nails, the nervousness kicking in while she waited for a response from Charlie. Maybe he was busy now that she wasn’t. God if their schedules didn’t let them at least FaceTime, she felt like she’d start crying and delete the app. It wasn’t like she was talking to other guys though.

Charlie: Finally!! Charlie: Wanna FaceTime?? Or are you tired?

“Fuck no,” she whispered to herself before she started writing her reply.

Y/N: Nah! Let's FaceTime

Her heart started pounding on her chest when the video call entered and the phone started vibrating in her hand.  

“Shit, shit, shit,” she cursed before putting a smile on her face and answering the call. “Hey!”

Holy shit. His pictures didn’t make him justice. 

“How you doin’?” Charlie said and her cheeks blushed.

“It’s that a Friends reference?” she asked trying to hide her smile.

“I swear I don’t mean it in that way,” he laughed, and the way his eyes crinkled when he smiled made her heart flutter. “But seriously, how was your day?”

“It was good even though I hate waking up early,” the way Charlie was looking at her with so much attention, even if it was through a screen it  made her feel so confident, “I had breakfast at this little coffee shop near my apartment and then went to class.”

“But that sounds like a nice morning,” Charlie mentioned, his sweet smile never leaving his face.

“What were you up to anyway?”

“Not much actually,” he shrugged and the gesture made him look young, “I went for a run, then I had to film some tapes for a few auditions, and now I’m chilling.”

“You’re an actor,” Y/N pointed out, not even surprised about the new information he just revealed. It was Los Angeles after all.

“I am,” he smiled, and she swore she could see a pink tint on his cheeks, “I started back in Canada when I was about fourteen or fifteen.”

“Any chances I’ve watched it?” Charlie scrunched his nose and shook his head.

“Maybe, if you are into foreign films,” Y/N tilted her head confused at his answer, “It’s in French.”

“You learned how to speak in French for the movie?” Y/N furrowed her eyebrows together when Charlie started laughing.

“I grew up speaking French and English,” he explained with a soft smile, “I’m French Canadian.”

“That makes a lot more sense now,” she laughed off her embarrassment, “I’m gonna blame the fact that I woke up early today. I’m not this dumb, I swear.”

“Don’t worry,” he said and the smile faded just enough for her to notice his intense stare, “I thought it was cute.”

She bit her lip at his words and tried to look away from the screen, but Charlie’s eye contact felt as if he was looking right into her soul and she couldn’t break that connection even if she wanted to. And she definitely didn’t want to do that.

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