#bedroom crimes

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming, just chattering away about nothing in particular when Steve comes into the room. Hes holding his phone away from his face, frowning at it before rolling his eyes.

The phone is not on speaker but you can clearly hear the lecture that’s Steve’s ignoring when he turns to Eddie and gives him that smile that gets him everything he wants, “Hi, baby.”

Just because Eddie is aware that he’s being played, doesn’t mean he doesn’t love the game, “Stevie, do you want something?”

“Nothing big,” Steve nods. “Just the number of that lawyer you have on retainer.”

The audience at home can visually se Eddie’s brain come to a screeching halt, “I don’t have a lawyer. My recons label has a lawyer.”

“Yeah, that’s fine.”

Eddie leans in and whispers, “…What did you do?”

“Nothing, yet,” Steve replies, dropping the act all together. “My lawyer says she won’t defend me if I get arrested. Traitor.”

Oh, yeah. That is definitely Erica’s voice lecturing him on the phone. Cool. Eddie nods to himself, “Arrested for what?”

“I’m going to throw a rock through our neighbor’s window.”

There’s a beat where Eddie realizes he’s serious and is like, “Is that a reasonable response to a guy accidentally backing his truck into our flower bed.”

“No, we’re pass that,” Steve says over his shoulder, leaving both Eddie and his phone behind. “I’m going to burn down his house though.”

Eddie shakes his head, looks back at his live-stream but then hears a sound and is like, “Was that front door? Did he leave? Shit.”

And then Eddie’s gone.

[2000ghosts]

october 3, 2009

[leclercskiesahead]

Max smiling like he wants to tap that ass (and knows he will get to do it later)

[bookmark-extraordinaire]

I recently had a conversation with a friend that made me realise that (maybe) people might not know that the Italian mafia still exists and actively operates all over Italy. Like, the general international public has this old-timey idea of the mafia that stops at the 1950s, with Al Capone, seedy bars, car chases with tommy guns etc. etc. or at least that seems to be the case for the people who don’t live in Europe, or otherwise close to Italy.

So, I made this poll. DISCLAIMER: this poll is NOT so i could judge people in any way. I can’t really fault anyone for not knowing about a problem so tied to Italian soil and culture, I was just curious.

NOTE: I’m not making a distinction between the actual Mafia, Camorra, Ndrangheta etc. etc. just pretend that all Italian organized crime is one big thing for the sake of this poll.

[natelia-aldelliz]

"Ah, Nik, wait!"

Nikolai turns back around at the sound of the Captain's voice.

"You're going to make me miss my flight," he pretends to complain, not able to keep himself from smiling.

Price rolls his eyes. "You're the one flying your flight back home."

Nik chuckles. John looks annoyed, but clearly it's not directed at him if him relaxing in his presence is to be believed.

"Anyway, I won't keep you long, I just need you to teach me how to say something in Russian."

There's a terrible idea rising in Nik's mind. He tries to ignore it at first.

"There's this guy, he's a fucking asshole and I'd like to tell him to go fuck himself in his native language."

He nods distractedly at Price. But it would be the perfect moment... He leaves right after that, after all... And John wouldn't understand right away, he'd have time to go hide somewhere.

"Right," he clears his throat and smiles at Price. "I can do that, sure. Repeat after me, try to remember the words : я -"

Price squints his eyes in concentration. He looks so fucking cute that Nik could die.

"Ya -"

"влюбилась"

"Woah, okay, vl...vlyoubeelas?"

Nik's smile is growing. "Good," he says, voice lower. Swears that John's cheeks are redder than they were before. Interesting. "в"

Price frowns. "Just 'vv' ?"

"Да. And finally, тебя."

"Tyebya."

Nik's heart is starting to beat a bit faster, apparently just now realising what he was doing. There's no going back now.

"Now the whole thing : я влюбилась в тебя"

John's brow furrows more in deep focus. "Ya vlyoubeelas vtyebya."

Damn, that makes Nik's cheeks warmer and his smile wider. He knows that Price doesn't mean it, doesn't even know what it means, but if that's all he's going to get, he's going to cherish it inside his heart.

He isn't sure John will want anything to do with him when he'll look it up, after all, he hasn't survived this long by having too high hopes. His smile softens and he nods at his friend.

"Not bad. Remember the words."

Price huffs. "Of course I'll remember the words. Now go, wouldn't want you to miss your own chopper back home."

Nik laughs and shakes his head as he turns around and walks to his helicopter. He stops before climbing in, turns his head back towards the Captain.

"Oh, and John, don't actually tell him that, he has no right to hear it."

He knows Price well enough to know that he's sighing right now, but he's too far to hear it.

"What did you even teach me?" He asks in a jokingly tired voice.

Nik grins back at him. "You'll have to look it up, зайчик."

[stunt-lads]

Reminder that she

[icryyoumercy]

i think, at some point, those books need to address the subject of same-sex relations, not in a ... moral? way, but

there's so much blackmail and secrecy and such, rife for exploitation and intrigue and upsetting everything. and all it'd take to fix it is the emperor and the archprelate going 'actually, we do not give a fuck, and if anyone is trying to blackmail you, inform such-and-such representative of your political or clerical entity', and then set up trustworthy people to report to

and since things like women's rights and worker's rights already require there being a way to report violations, they'd not even need to set up a network for reporting things anonymously

[foreverknightalways]

At Nick's loft, Nick awakens as his phone rings and his answering machine picks up. Nick's voice is heard saying, Yeah, Nick Knight. I'm either in bed or incommunicado, so if you want to leave your name and number, go ahead. The answering machine beeps then Schanke says, Knight? Knight? Hey, Nick, rise and shine. Stonetree's sweating blood. Duty calls. I know you're much too cool to come out and play out in the daytime. Nick is listening to the message and stretches with a smile on face.

[octoooo]

Makomo’s album part 2 (Masterlist)

Lil bonus;

Makomo: I’ve got some (pics) of them being silly together

Shinobu: They sure do seem close

Makomo: Yeah gramps said they might be gay, I dunno

[girlivealwaysbean]

i love her so much

PLEASE tell me this song is on streaming i love this i love her so SO MUCH😭😭😭

[fifthdialogue]

Well, we've had a fine active day. I never dine so heartily, I never sleep so soundly as when I have, during the day, sufficiently befouled myself with what our fools call crimes.

Marquis de Sade, "Philosophy in the Bedroom" (trans. Richard Seaver and Austryn Wainhouse)

[ohanny]

petition to have aun play an actual dilf

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 75th Birthday to Academy Award Winning, BAFTA Nominated, Emmy Nominated, 3x Golden Globe Winning, Grammy Nominated, SAG Award Winning actress Sissy Spacek! ^__^

[roughentumble]

wait oh my god! thinking about a modern pretend marriage au but Geralt has to pretend he and Yen are still married because Ciri got into a really good school but it's very old fashioned so Geralt's hiding the fact he's remarried to Jaskier and shenanigans ensue, esp if Jaskier starts calling Yen and himself sister wives bc it always makes Geralt go

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[snailurefailure]

So I've just finished reading Philosophy in the Bedroom for the second time (I first read it last year and it's stuck with me ever since), and for me, the most disturbing moment was not the ending, though the ending is disturbing, don't get me wrong, but instead this one blink-or-you'll-miss-it moment in the middle of the book where one of the main characters casually mentions molesting a young child.

Here me out: In my opinion, the ending is disturbing in a similar way to the way a horror novel is disturbing. It's twisted as hell, but there's a point to it. It's an important moment in the story and it's clearly trying to send a message. Not a message I necessarily agree with, but a message nonetheless.

But at one point Dolmancé mentions having molested a child, and it's treated in this really casual way. It's in the middle of an interaction and no-one really reacts to it. It's presented in the same way that Dolmancé talking about what he'd had for dinner last night would be presented. The author treats it as insignificant, and that's what makes it more disturbing to me.

Still, aside from that it was a good book overall. I'm definitely gonna read more of Sade's work at some point

[brenninthetaylorverse]

me when taylor swift announced the eras tour movie

me when I found out no body no crime and tis the damn season were cut.